DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!

I just found a possibly fun web toy. At least I thought it was fun. It is a warning label generator that allows you to create & customize your own warning labels like those you see all over the place.

I recommend checking it out & playing with it.

CLICK BELOW:

Uncle Sam Want's you. Even if you are a stoner

I have an issue with the 'moral waivers' thing. When I went into the air force, they were not concerned about the dwi I had the weeks before reporting to basic. I got stuck for 2 weeks because of a damn speeding ticket I did not report.

The speeding ticket was years prior, the dui was 2 days before I had to appear @ basic training. But even after asking several people [two of which were states attorney's], "You don't have to report the speeding tickets"

I get munched over to the legal schmucks for two weeks because of a fucking speeding ticket, not the dui.

And now they have no question about taking in some pot-head-dipshit-moron-lazy-motherfuckers that . . . .


WHOOO DUDE! LETS SHOOT SOME SHIT!!!

It really pisses me of that the people I was going to give my life for now think that it now ok to spark up, but if you exceed the speed limit. . . . Your as is out of here.

cbs4denver.com - CBS4 Investigates Army Recruits' 'Moral Waivers'

Beer good, fire baaad, Beer+Fire= Great Party

After waking up @ 6pm with a husky voice like Lauren Bacall. It dawned on me why I like to burn wood.

Last night [read actually this morning], several of us gathered to offer to the gods of smoke & cinder many, many, and even more, pieces of wood. Also just sit around and f^&k off & drink. It was fun. It was self-made entertainment. And yet again it was fun. We burned a butt-load of wood, tried to cook brats, [heat is bad on the eyebrow @ that temp.], and I even made a glass sculpture from two beer bottles. It broke though, & ended back in the 'kiln' never to be seen again.

WARNING: If a fire is hot enough to melt your jacket at 10 feet, meld bottle glass, and bend a heavy gauge coat hanger used to cook a brat. The fire is going to hurt you. Or at least take hair off your forehead & arms whilst attempting to cook formentioned brat.

But it was still a kick assed fun time had by most of us. One of the women decided she was cold & grabbed a vellux blanket & laid down on the ground. COLD? Screw the blanket!!! Just stand up next to the pit for two minutes, [while rotating every 5-10 seconds], and you will be toasty warm for the next half hour.
That, and nobody will trip over you, or kick you in sensitive areas.

So later on, after the women left, we men did our manley praise to the fire by feeding & nudging it to create more fire, heat, and flying embers 20+ feet into the air.

If you have never burned wood, you will not understand what I am saying. But if you have a grill on your porch or patio. . . .

Grab all of those old newspapers, junk mail, twigs, or what ever....

Dump it in your Webber, toss a match, and relax.
Just don't do it indoors.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

It's All About The Pentiums

Those of you that are wonks, compu-geeks, etc. Will appreciate the new weird Al video.

All About The Pentiums

So sir, Dr. Howser will be doing your prostate exam today . . .

I think this is one of those "I always thought it, but........"

EXCLUSIVE: Neil Patrick Harris Tells PEOPLE He Is Gay | Neil Patrick Harris : People.com

I had to come up with something less serious than leaving women to die because those elected to office think the women in South Dakota are too stupid to make a decision on there own.

VOTE NO ON SIX! You will sleep better at night if you do.

Sorry, I meant "have fun, enjoy life!" That is until someone says that you can't wear anything but a burkah.

Sorry again. Actually no I am not. This is where this sated group of what used to be free thinking Americans are now being sheep to those that tell us what to do & not do.

This is not the America I grew up in.

And as is looks right now, it will never be again.

All that aside, Doogie does dress well.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

It is things like this that I am voting NO ON #6

I came accross this story in the Argus Leader & I know many other people with simular stories.
The link is below my post. You can click that, or the title line above.

I have long been a supporter of women's rights. One of them is that if they need to make a choice about serious things like having an abortion, it should be the woman's choice. Not some sixty-five year old man hundreds or thousands of miles away.

Myself, I do not believe abortion as a convenience. But if something occurred to my mother, wife, girlfriend, or any other woman in my life, and THEY made that choice.

I would want them to be safe. If something happened, I would want them to be somewhere that can take care of things, & if not get her somewhere that can.

If abortion is banned, [which So. Dak. will lose MILLIONS of dollars in court over], women who have the means to travel will go somewhere that it is legal. While those that are not that privileged, will be going to underground hiding places & getting it done unprofessionally, unclean, unsafe, and if something goes wrong.

There will not be a single thing to help them.

Keep in mind folks that China used to force families to have abortions to limit the population. #6 is just the opposite.

If #6 gets passed, and [big if], survives the lawsuit. Call up Roger Hunt & ask him if he can babysit your kids. Or, for that matter, any of our SD "representatives" that voted for this bill.

$100.00 says they won't.

Law endangers women

Published Nov, 1, 2006 by the Sioux Falls Argus Leader Written by: The Rev. George E. Parmeter, 60, rector of Grace Episcopal Church of Huron - but writing as an individual.

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove

A different 404 error page

I like this one, but I don't have kitties:

404 - CelticBear

MERRY SAMHAIN ! ! !

That is right, at sunset I start my own little festivities for what I concider a New Year.

"New year, is Dr. S really FUBAR'd?"

No, I'm just happy to be among the living. That, and for those of you that don't know by now, or have not picked up on it - - - I am a wiccan. Not a witch, worlock, or any other D&D silly assed thing that people have created for TV & movies. But a normal person that has a belief that we actually can make a difference in the world if we work togather instead of beating the snot out of those that don't agree with us.

"an ye harm none" = the golden rule
"blessed be" = "peace unto you & yours"
Not much different than any other religion now is it.

Blessed Be All, Dr. S

Loss of our constitutional rights

NOTE:

This is an email from my father. He actually is a doctor {PhD}, whereas I just play one on the 'net.
For me, this should not happen, it should not be allowed, nor should it be tolerated.

Dr. S.

Good morning,

Please take a moment to watch this video relating to the Military Commissions Act that was signed into law recently by George W. Bush.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igycXBseoAg

It basically gives one man, Bush, the power to declare any US citizen who disagrees with him as an "unlawful enemy combatant", allowing him to single out individuals, like yourself, to be arrested and detained indefinitely without giving you your constitutional rights to Habeas Corpus. This means you can sit in jail without being able to contact your family or your attorney.

It means a loss of the constitutional rights of every American citizen based upon the whims of a single individual: George W Bush.

If you decide to send a contribution to the victims of Lebanon, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

if you want to contribute to the International Red Cross to aid refugees, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

or send food or medical supplies to the people of Iraq, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

If you write a Letter to the Editor showing any form of sympathy for groups, individuals, or citizens of a particular foreign county not supported by this Administration, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

You could also be tortured under the rules and regulations now in play by this Administration.

Please view the news clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igycXBseoAg

and decide for yourself.

Be a responsible citizen and follow the news (not on Fox, however) to stay informed.

Check to see how your Congress person voted on this bill at:

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/vote.xpd?vote=s2006-259

Write letters. Make phone calls. Let them know of your concern.

Why do people do what they do?

Originally I was going to write about something totally obverse from this, but right now I am pretty pissed off @ the people around me.

To the left of me I have several people that I did not realize how fucking racist they are. These people are, in my vision beneath the status of moron. Some of you know that before going to the cow box I had an extremely low tolerance for idiots. After being a lorded minion of the cow, I became tolerant of those that just did not know better.

I have not heard so many references to dark skined people as the "N-word" in such a short period of time. EVER!

They may be bottom feeders, but they do not have to spread this kind of idiocity & plain ignorant mind set in my bar.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

And the answer to the question of "Why are we here?" will soon be given around 3:12 p.m. tomorrow 20, October.

Then later on @ Willy's shortly after 9 p.m.

Most earthlings, & some others are invited

Please remember your towel.....

Blessed Be, live long, & prosper, and keep your fluids pure


Dr. Strangelove

76 'rusty' trombones in the big parade

I wonder if this would work with the piccalos and the tubas. It definitely could change the whole sax sound.

www.ohgizmo.com

Blessed Be, and keep humming that tune that is in your head.

OK! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS P.C. CRAP!

This is just going too far. I am fed up with the poli-cor attitude that everyone must feel the same, & feel each others pain.

I AM NOT, AND WILL NOT BECOME A DRONE OF SOCIETY!

But to think of the poor schmucks that had to pose for the photos does make me laugh.

The Empathy Belly Pregnancy Simulator Homepage

How stupid can you be?

It is one thing to get married & create a web page to share with your friends & family.

It is another thing that the woman you are engaged to was your best friends ex-wife from the marriage that you broke up.

It is yet another thing to have and open public guestbook on your page that lets EVERYONE comment.

You gotta read this, & don't miss the guestbook!

Your Wedding Webpage

PETA will hate me for this, But it is still funny

I found this video about "Weasel Stomping Day" by Weird Al. Borderline NSFW, but funny all the same.



So celebrate W.S.D. by grabbing your boots & going out to stomp some weasels.

Blessed Be, and wipe your feet before going inside.

Dr. S.

Good Bye Uncle Jim

I was just woke up by a phone call from my mother. The tone of her voice on the ans. machine forced me to roll over & pick up the line. I then found out that my Uncle Jim {my dad's sisters husband}, died in a plane crash yesterday.

I will try to say more later, but right now I can barely type more less think straight. the story is below.

Metro man killed in Wisconsin plane crash

UPDATE: I just got off the phone with my dad. My Aunt Joyce is doing ok for the time & situation. He told me that Jim was heading up to see a friend that was a bit under the weather & that the reason that Joyce didn't go with him was that she wanted to stay home to watch the Bears / Vikings game. Being from Hammond, IN. as I & almost all of my paternal side of my family, but living in the twin cities for so long..... I don't know who she was rooting for.

But that game saved her life.

Blessed Be, and I;m sorry I can;t think anything witty right now.

"you need 'a little churchin' boys" . . . .

I just watched the Blues Brothers last night. This church is one of the last classic places & just renovated.

That & I'm from Chicago, and right now if you can, please help out if you can/want.

Fire damages 'Blues Brothers' church

Blessed Be, and try to see the light.

Castle and Moat Test of reaction

This would be a really awsome test to give people that might have had too much at the pub.

Castle and Moat Test

Star Trek on KSFY-Boldly going where bad acting has gone

I just got home a while ago & turned on the boob-tube. While changing channels I came across something that threw me back.

STAR TREK ON CH. 13!

I hope they continue to air it. I tried to look up the schedule but got conflicting info.

But for right now Midnight, Sundays, Goto KSFY to see how Kirk & the crew of NCC1701 make out with combatant {and sexy} aliens.

Blessed be & prosper

Dr. Strangelove

What happened to World Trade Center (WTC) Scrap?

I and many of my friends have lost work to outsourcing to India.

But this totally is wrong.

What happened to World Trade Center (WTC) Scrap?