Saturday, September 30, 2006

How stupid can you be?

It is one thing to get married & create a web page to share with your friends & family.

It is another thing that the woman you are engaged to was your best friends ex-wife from the marriage that you broke up.

It is yet another thing to have and open public guestbook on your page that lets EVERYONE comment.

You gotta read this, & don't miss the guestbook!

Your Wedding Webpage

Thursday, September 28, 2006

PETA will hate me for this, But it is still funny

I found this video about "Weasel Stomping Day" by Weird Al. Borderline NSFW, but funny all the same.



So celebrate W.S.D. by grabbing your boots & going out to stomp some weasels.

Blessed Be, and wipe your feet before going inside.

Dr. S.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Good Bye Uncle Jim

I was just woke up by a phone call from my mother. The tone of her voice on the ans. machine forced me to roll over & pick up the line. I then found out that my Uncle Jim {my dad's sisters husband}, died in a plane crash yesterday.

I will try to say more later, but right now I can barely type more less think straight. the story is below.

Metro man killed in Wisconsin plane crash

UPDATE: I just got off the phone with my dad. My Aunt Joyce is doing ok for the time & situation. He told me that Jim was heading up to see a friend that was a bit under the weather & that the reason that Joyce didn't go with him was that she wanted to stay home to watch the Bears / Vikings game. Being from Hammond, IN. as I & almost all of my paternal side of my family, but living in the twin cities for so long..... I don't know who she was rooting for.

But that game saved her life.

Blessed Be, and I;m sorry I can;t think anything witty right now.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

"you need 'a little churchin' boys" . . . .

I just watched the Blues Brothers last night. This church is one of the last classic places & just renovated.

That & I'm from Chicago, and right now if you can, please help out if you can/want.


Blessed Be, and try to see the light.

Castle and Moat Test of reaction

This would be a really awsome test to give people that might have had too much at the pub.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Star Trek on KSFY-Boldly going where bad acting has gone

I just got home a while ago & turned on the boob-tube. While changing channels I came across something that threw me back.

STAR TREK ON CH. 13!

I hope they continue to air it. I tried to look up the schedule but got conflicting info.

But for right now Midnight, Sundays, Goto KSFY to see how Kirk & the crew of NCC1701 make out with combatant {and sexy} aliens.

Blessed be & prosper

Dr. Strangelove

Thursday, September 14, 2006

What happened to World Trade Center (WTC) Scrap?

I and many of my friends have lost work to outsourcing to India.

But this totally is wrong.

What happened to World Trade Center (WTC) Scrap?

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The Day After 9.11

I wanted to do this last night but I got distracted by other people & things.

I was doing fine with all of the different 9.11 news stories & other things that I saw in the news & such. Then the bush spoke.

WE HAVE A FRIGGIN MORON RUNNING THIS NATION!

The bush spoke. The bush doesn't speak well on his own. The bush is totally clueless without a teleprompter or in-ear monitor with someone on the other end telling him what to say.

Plain & simple, the bush is dumber than a shrubbery.

As a nation we all mourned five years ago in sympathy for what happened on the east coast. Me personally, I was dumbfounded by the extent of how two huge buildings could become a pile of rubble so easily. That and seeing the front end of a firetruck from a house that I used to walk by on a daily basis crushed like a tonka toy. When I saw that I totally lost it. I knew that crew. They were some fun guys to chat with & had a ton of stories that would carry Rescue Me into more that ten seasons.

But this is not a TV show. They actually died that day.

But for the bush to come on TV last night with the arrogance to say that because of what happened five years ago it is totally ok to allow almost 3,000 of our military to die. There is no friggin 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction', no direct connection of Iraq to Al-Qaida, and nothing to prove in the mid east with exception to seeing how far we can piss them off.

We as Americans are a proud group of people. We have overcome many diverse obstacles in the history of our country. Why now do we have to go out like missionaries and bludgeon our way of life, our mode of thinking, & our 'democracy' on people that have been around a hell of a lot longer than the USA? The original gulf war was "make Kuwait a free country..." Kuwait wasn't a free country to begin with, IT WAS THE FU*@ING OIL that was to be freed! And now curious george {he does look like a chimp} gets on the TV & says that all is right.
Well I am sorry but if that were the case why do we now have the most people living below the poverty level in history, crime is rocketing up faster than an ICBM, and people are killing others because 'they don't look right'. We now are in the land of the free & home of the brave, but should that come at the cost of being constrained & fearful?

Blessed Be, and pay a lot of attention to the men behind the curtain.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Why I loved living in Duluth

I found this article & thought it funny because I actully had to drive by this place several times.
Duluth police pot holds pot

IRONY: Police attribute a dozen marijuana plants at the West Duluth substation to a joker.

BY MARK STODGHILL
NEWS TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER
Marijuana grows in a concrete planter outside the West Duluth police substation, 5315 Grand Ave.
Justin Hayworth/News Tribune
Marijuana grows in a concrete planter outside the West Duluth police substation, 5315 Grand Ave.

Like all good reporters, the News Tribune's Janna Goerdt has learned to keep her ears and eyes open for whatever might be encountered on an assignment.

Goerdt accompanied law enforcement officials Saturday as they searched for people illegally using all-terrain vehicles in Duluth. She wrote a story about the enforcement campaign for Sunday's newspaper.

Goerdt also uncovered a dozen marijuana plants growing in western Duluth.

The pot wasn't growing off an ATV trail. And she didn't find it in the woods.

Goerdt found the marijuana growing in a planter near the front door of the West Duluth police substation.

You might say she was paying attention.

During law enforcement's briefing on how they were going to conduct the ATV sting Saturday, Goerdt heard two members of a rival news team talking about "something interesting" in front of the police station at 5315 Grand Ave.

Eavesdropping like a good reporter, Goerdt filed the comment away in her memory bank and accompanied law enforcement on the ATV crackdown.

When that assignment was over, Goerdt returned to the police station and took a walk around the building. She found the marijuana plants. Although she said she didn't know that they were marijuana plants.

She plucked one of the leaves and brought it back to the newspaper. "I needed some evidence," she said. "I didn't know if anyone would believe me. I didn't think it was a big deal. I just thought it was rather amusing."

Duluth City Gardner Tom Kasper was given the leaf for inspection Monday and confirmed that it came from a marijuana plant.

Kasper immediately traveled to the West Duluth police substation to inform neighborhood supervising police Lt. John Beyer of the pot growing in the front-yard planter.

Beyer pointed out that he, his police officers and the public use the backdoor entrance to the police station. The front door just off busy Grand Avenue is usually locked and not used.

"The only thing I can say is somebody has a sense of humor," Beyer said. "Now they'll read about it in the paper and say, 'Yeah, that was me.' "

Goerdt provided the scoop and Kasper did the scooping.

The gardener dug out the 12 marijuana plants by their roots and presented them to Beyer. They were 4 to 6 inches high and Kasper estimated they had been growing about three weeks.

Beyer said the plants will be placed in a paper bag and destroyed when the next batch of police-confiscated drugs are gotten rid of.

Kasper said this is the first marijuana found growing in Duluth that has been reported to him in 10 years.

But this isn't the first time marijuana has been discovered growing in a public place in Duluth. In 1990, a citizen pointed out to police that a 3-foot marijuana plant was growing in the northern corner of the Civic Center courtyard near City Hall.

For a day at least, Goerdt is known around here as "Janna The Snitch." She said she can live with it.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Define Irony

I think this is sick, twisted, and totally great!
Saddam's cartoon capers - Yahoo! News UK

Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he is behind bars.

The deposed leader on trial in Iraq was featured in the movie spin-off as the lover of the devil. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut featured Hussein and Satan attempting to take over the world together.

Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said US Marines guarding the former dictator during his trial for genocide were making him watch the movie "repeatedly".

"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie last year. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy," Stone said.

The death Penalty + "pro-lifers" = the oxi-morons of South Dakota

At this point in time we are less than six hours away from the state of South Dakota legally killing someone. It is the choice of the elected people that we have that option.

I am wondering though, where the hell is Roger Hunt, Leslee Unruh, the Alpha center, New Haven, and all the rest of the "life is precious" crowd that pushed through a bill that all but says that women here in SD are too stupid to make their own choices.
Where are they?
They should be up on the hill standing outside the prison protesting against the LEGAL death of Elijah Page. But no, all of these so-called "right to life" people will most likely sitting in bed watching the news when 10 p.m. rolls around.
10 p.m. when Mr. Page's life slowly drifts away.

WHY IS IT OK FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, BUT NOT OK FOR A WOMAN TO MAKE A PERSONAL CHOICE TO HAVE AN ABORTION!?

There I said it, yup I said the 'A' word. And I will say it again, ABORTION, ABORTION, ABORTION, ABORTION!

Why is that bad, but lethal injection is good? What the hell is the attitude here folks? "you can't kill them when they cannot live on their own but, once they are born & they screw up. Strap 'em down, hit the button & then you can kill them with the states blessing".

THIS IS WRONG!

How can the same people that say life is so special & cannot be wasted under any circumstance, turn around & support capitol punishment. And don't call a bullshit on me for saying that. As of 1992 over 76% of people polled that said that they were "pro-life" also stated that they supported capitol punishment.
Am I the only one that finds that odd?

Personally I do not like abortion. But, if my mother, daughter, wife, girlfriend, or any woman dear to me in my life became pregnant by accident, rape, or whatnot.

They should make the decision, not some 68 year old man several hundred miles away.

Mr. Page made some choices that got him into this situation. He also made the choice to atone for what he did. I find it odd that the only legal protest at this point in time is from the people around the other person that plead guilty for the murder that had happened. The thinking behind that is if Elijah Page is killed, who is to say the state will not come back & murder his partner in crime.

So here we all sit. Watching & waiting. Waiting & watching. While people tell us what to do & what to believe is right & what is wrong.

And all this tripe is attributed to the good of the nation, because as you know, we all are too stupid to know better. {According to those that supposedly represent us.}

I am calling a bullshit on them for that!

Blessed Be & hope for a new world to come soon.

In Honour of the season finale of RESCUE ME

I thought this would be a nice celebration of the ending of the season. NSFW!!! This is what Denis Leary did a long time ago before Rescue Me. We would play this song to start off boys night out.



Blessed be, Dr. Strangelove

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Google Search, How true

I don't think I need to say any more than click below.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Frogs can't live in a jar

Tonight's episode of Rescue Me was really intense. I teared up several times. But life goes on & sometimes you gotta say "what the fuck"

I just felt I had to post this right now.

believe in what you are.
believe in what you can do.
Blood-lines do not discern between friends & family
Life is something that is limited. So enjoy it, not mourn it.

In the end none of us will make it out alive.

Blessed be, & take some time today to just appreciate the things around you.

Dr. S.

Just something {REALLY} stupid to post

Sorry blog-surfers but I found this really dumb, but fun.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Justice on the road

My friend Stu told me about this video of a couple rednecks being total assholes & harassing some couple in "his mommies car". And they videotaped the pursuit until they got a little bit of a surprise.

Put it this way, two bats cannot hold up to a Glock. NOT SAFE FOR WORK JUST FOR THE AUDIO. The vid is 6:30, and watch it to the total end. It is damn hilarious!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Just as long as Stu does NOT try this

It is an odd ball thing of a show

Fuse.tv - TV Shows - Pants-off Dance-Off

Fuse fans can escape reality and the local news by ogling the first dance and strip game show on TV. This show features all walks of life--young and old, men and women, fat and thin-- shedding their clothes down to their skivvies while dancing to popular music videos for the chance to win bragging rights and some hard earned cash. fuse encourages viewers to vote online or via text, Tuesday through Friday, to pick their favorite nakeddancer to make the cut, and the potential for their comments to appear on-air. Each night a new contestant will win the opportunity to go head to head on Saturday’s official “pants-off” to be crowned the week’s Pants-Off Dance-Off winner.

Playing with our minds - The paranoia part deux

They say now that there are over forty people detained for being involved in the "terrorist incident" of last week. But how is it that a 40 person "cell" of terrorists would be so damn stupid to get caught like this you ask? The answer is very easy.

Because they are not terrorists, they are stool pidgeons.

I find it odd that at a time when Bush & Blair are at the lowest approval ratings, as well as both Brits & Americans are massively opposing the war actions going on in the Middle East, something like this would happen.
This did not occur because of a group of Muslims were striking out against the United States. This occurred to strike fear & paranoia into those of us that have either become complacent, or very pissed off about our friends & family being killed for nothing more than a power trip by a group of control freaks.

So now we have a situation:
  • that calls for people to show up more than 3 hours before their flight time, {Here @ SFX outbound flights start @ 6am, but the airport is closed at 3am}
  • cannot have anything for a carry on except for medical & personal things that would be needed during the flight [asthma, heart pills, unboxed & unwrapped tampons], and your ID {ok, I a know lot of creative people, but I have yet to meet ANYONE that can make an explosive device out of a Tampax}, in a clear plastic bag. I see it like going to a summer day camp.
  • Have to pack your Ipod, cell phone, laptop, pda, or anything else of value in your checked luggage, {BTW your flight insurance will not cover loss or damage}, because these things could be used as a triggering device for a bomb.
  • airlines are canceling flights because people are too scared to fly, thus those who are not falling prey to the paranoia get totally screwed over because they have to change plans for a later flight
  • tensions are flaring & people are getting even more biased & violent against those who are Muslim {well, they ARE the cause of all of our problems aren't they?} [BULLSHIT!]
  • and right now there is more terror in the heart & soul of America than there would have been if this was an actual threat carried out
A friend of mine has a daughter that got stuck @ O'Hare because of this.
I also know of someone that was traveling in England & got a bums rush in trying to get back home.
I myself would be really pissed off if I had to dump my contact lens solution, shampoo, toothpaste & other stuff to fly someplace for a meeting, buy another set of the stuff that I had to dump, and then do the same thing 2 days later when I came back.

I'm sorry, but this whole thing does not make sense to me.

Why would they have multiple people leave from the same airport on the same day? On top of which, from one of the most tightly secured airports in the world!! Heathrow has always been a pain in the ass even before 9.11.01, and now it is a major hemorrhoid.

Now they say that you cannot have anything fluid with you on the plane what is next?
  • no shoelaces - they could be det-cord
  • no chewing gum - could be C4 {as who the hell would chew on C4, it tastes like ass!}
  • no eyeglasses - you could set off you shoelace/det-cord by focusing the light from the window like a magnifying glass.
  • no shirts with buttons - the buttons could be those things that ninjas have that they throw & create a big puff of smoke
  • no hard contact lenses - because of the sharp edges you could slit someone's throat with them
  • no belts - you could strangle or tie people up with that {I know some people that might even enjoy it!}
  • no books, magazines or other reading material - one word, papercut
  • no digital watches - the alarm could be used to trigger the det-cord laces that sets off the wad of chewing gum C4 that is stuck to the bottom of your shoe
  • no life - a dead passenger can't kill the other dead passengers
I hope you can follow where I am going here. The current attitude from the powers that be is that in order for us Americans to be free, we have to lose our freedom & be confined.

And I am again sorry but,
that shit don't fly with me!

Blessed Be all, and start playing nice with each other O.K.?

Friday, August 11, 2006

The paranoia - SHAMPOO & TOOTHPASTE BANNED?

I just spent the last 2.5 hours building up a rant about how blatant that how can 30+ "terrorists" be caught at one of the highest security [Heathrow] airports.

Then Blogger died. I lost everything, links & all.

So I will try tonight to resurrect the silliness & seriousness of said rant.

I am really pissed right now [non-UK reference, read torqued beyond bounds]

Blessed Be, & don't PLEASE don't believe what is fed to you is actually good for you.

P.S. I used to fart around with flash cameras.

It is not easy, and can be EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND DEADLY to mess with the damn things. The battery won't mess with you, it is the other stuff.

And none of that stuff can be reconfigure on the run, [read they could not build a bomb out of the shit while in the air, more or less multiple ones in an aircrcraft lav.]