Thursday, June 28, 2007

I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MIKA BRZEZINSKI!!!


Many of those out there know that I have an EXTREME lack of affectation for the snotty bimbo media WHORE otherwise known as paris hilton. [no caps on purpose].

I have yet to get a legit explanation of "who gives a f\/{k about this twunt, and why does she get so much press?"

If you or I pulled the kind of shit that she has, we would not see a day of freedom for many, many, WAY many years. This spoiled cwat, {I prefer twunt, and if you are lost by these terms ask someone that watches Dennis Leary's show 'Rescue Me'}. But I digress.

Yesterday on the msnbc morning news show 'Morning Joe', Mika Brzezinski refused to read the leading story about paris hit-on. Why you ask?

BECAUSE IT IS NOT FUCKING NEWS!!!! More or less a lead story!

I was happy when the thing many refer to as paris, got her pampered ass thrown back into jail. It meant a lot for me and millions of others that do not give a flaming rats ass about this senseless, mindless, self proclaimed spoiled bimbo leach media-whore twunt.

Then she got released this week, mind you STILL NOT SERVING HER FULL SENTENCE!

And the news equivalent of spam started yet again.

But Mika, who was one of the main on-site journalists on the scene during the 9/11 WTC incident, and brought us many more [true] news stories. Finally had enough.

She attempted to burn the story's script on air but was prevented from lighting it by a co-host. Later in the newscast, she subsequently tore and shredded copies of the story.

The video shows how asinine this crap has become, and how a very level headed true journalist gets pushed too far, and like in the movie Network, said "I'm mad as hell, and I will not take it anymore!"
That is why I have fallen in love.
That & I think she is a pretty intelligent, dignified, and smoking hot woman.
Too bad she is married, & her hubby is a cool dude.

Blessed Be, and don't stuff your dog in your purse.

It tends to really piss them off.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Earth To America! - Blue Man Group

Not only is this a fun video, it makes a good point.


I think everyone needs to be more careful of what we do while we are here on earth.

Because there really isn't any emergency exits to be found.

Blessed Be, and take good care of your mother on fathers day.
Dr. S.

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Yes, I have not forgotten the great squirrel wars of the new century...

Evil Squirrel Attacks 3 Innocent People

Just when all seemed peaceful between man and beast, disaster arises in Germany as a sinister squirrel unleashes a furry frenzy on the defenseless populace.

Officials in Berlin reported an overly aggressive squirrel brutally savaging three people in a town before a 72-year-old man was able to bravely wield of its attacks with his wooden old-man cane.


The attacks began like so many others we have reported. An innocent 70-year-old lady sat quietly in her house, likely sewing or baking pie. Unbeknownst to her, a squirrel tenderly sneaked into her house, stalking her every move.


At the opportune moment, it sprung to life and before she could even react, it sank its teeth into her hand. Overwhelmed by the ferocity of the attack, the woman ran into the street, frantically trying to shake off the squirrel, according to police.


With the taste of human flesh fresh in its mouth, the squirrel continued its attacks. On a building site, a grizzled construction worker was simply tending to tasks in a building. With the blinding speed and raw power of an Olympian, reports indicate the squirrel leapt up onto the worker and attacked his harm. Shaken, and desperate, the construction worker lunged for a weapon -a measuring pole- and wielded it to try to ward the beast away from him.


Not phased after taking down two humans, the squirrel decided to go for the Hat Trick. He wanted a third victim.


Running on a 2-0 win streak versus humans, the squirrel spotted what he thought would be his next victim -a 72-year-old man- in a garden.


Not wasting a second, the squirrel lunged at the man and began its attack. A spokesman had this to say;


“…the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man’s garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh.”


Somewhere, somehow, this man was able to overcome the initial injuries and reach for his cane, well, crutch and fight back against the squirrel. He reached deep and was able to deliver an ultimate dose of ownage in the name of mankind. The man managed to kill the squirrel with his crutch.


Make no mistake, however, that spring is just starting and with this squirrel now being a martyr, this is likely the first of a new string of animal attacks on humans.


Sources
TV3
Reuters

Blessed Be, and keep The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch handy.

Dr. S.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Yes's Owner of a Lonely Heart as you never heard it before

When I was is high school, the group I hung out with, {all theatre geeks}, listened to a lot of music. And when 90125 by Yes came out, it was almost like we discovered Nirvana. {note: not the shitty assed heroin addled grunge band, the god-like place the vikings goto in the afterlife}.

Every track on this album, which was a large plastic thing they used to play music on, was gold.
Anyway, this is a cool violin thing, And he finishes up with Smooth Criminal.



Blessed Be, and keep spinning those disks & rocking to the HI-Fi
Dr. S

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Yet another thing that got fixed

Some of you know the hell I have gone through to get my shit back running on the new computer. One of the things aside from that was trying to get my template back after google/blogger kidnapped my template & dumbed down the interface that some idiot can edit the blog.

But not someone that has been using computers since 1978.

So I finally found out how to change things again, 'the old school way', and the sidebar links should open in separate windows like they used to, if you browse with internet exploder the warning should again prompt you to use Firefox. {you REALLY SHOULD! It is a lot safer for viruses, trojans, & other nasti things out there, and it is free!}.

AND IT NOW PLAYS NICE WITH THE E-VILE WIN-VISTA!

So, now I will be able to change shit around like I used to without the lame-assed interface that blogger forced down my throat.

Blessed Be, and remember "just because you have the capacity to do something, does not mean you should."

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Memories of my musical past

I ran across this by accident. And as I watched it I immediately remember seeing it when it originally broadcast, [yes, I know I am dating myself]. They are both really kick ass songs, and brought back some really kick ass memories for me.



Blessed Be, & enjoy your lives. "Because no-one gets out alive"

Dr. S.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

I FUCKING HATE WINDOWS VISTA !!!!!!!!!!

My main computer decided to take some acid, or eat some 'shrooms between the Vtime I was at my nephews graduation, [working fine], and getting home to send the video I shot to my dad, [Tom's Grandfather].

After going through the boot process, and after linking my camera to 'Duffy', I was presented with many colourful stripes, lines, & odd little cubes. At 1st I thought maybe I bumped my bag & screwed up a connection in the screen of my laptop.

Ohh, I was so wrong:
  • Connect to TV - fun little squiggly lines.
  • Connect to external monitor - same crap as what is on the laptop screen
  • Thump it like I am playing bongos for Miami Sound Machine - I might get the screen clear enough to shut down without pulling the power & battery
  • In the BIOS screen it will freak
So now I have an Acer [no I DO NOT RECOMEND THIS BRAND!!!!], with vista on it.

Within 3.5 hours of buying it, I had to reload the piece of shit twice.

And WHO THE FUCK WOULD SET ASIDE KEYS BY THE ARROW KEYS DEDICATED TO PRODUCING THE CHARACTERS € AND $???????

I do not give a rat fuck about using the 'euro symbol', and the fucking dollar sign is 'shift+4'!

I do not know of anyone THAT FUCKING STUPID!
[actually, I do, but they will remain nameless. Unless they decide to leave the range of the ankle bracelet detector].

Another thing is even though I have my external mouse plugged in, if I just slightly brush against the POS touchpad, I end up opening a ton a crap while I am typing, which begets more windows, which begets even more windows, etc, etc, and so on.

But, even Microsoft admits Vista sucks ass, & we will all have to "upgrade" again in 6 years.

Sounds to me like another Win ME/screw the pooch/take it in the ass situation for the minions of gates.

But, I really cannot return this bastard child of acer. I don't want to have to deal with porting shit over for a while.

That is, unless I find the dumb-fuck that designed this laptop.

Blessed Be, And don't buy into the bullshit that Mr. Bill tells you.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Take off eh, it's been a 2-4 since they started

Bob & Doug MacKenzie may be Canuks. But they are the funny part of my life in the USA.

They are still funny.



Blessed Be, and don't try the mouse in the bottle thing anymore.

They are on to that now

Dr. S.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

clouds


I meant to do this earlier yesterday. But with the crap that came down on me, it just sort of killed my karma.


I was at work and went outside for a smoke & some fresh air, {yes, I know that is an oxymoron}, but I was in a thought pattern.

I actually was happy looking up & around.

It was not being happy, it was being peaceful.

As I sat & smoked my smoke, {marb lite 100}, I thought about the clouds above me. And it dawned on me that people REALLY TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY!

If you see a cloud the size of your car, it is most likely it is bigger than your neighborhood.

Clouds can look friendly with all of the white "fluffy" stuff. But the angry clouds are what you need to run away from.

And, it does not take long for a "happy" to become "extremely pissed off" cloud.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE RIGHT NOW

I guess as the drunk shit-heads around me perverse what I what to say.

They can't do it

I love being able to see the clouds pass by.

Blessed Be, and don't take life too seriously
We all die in the end

What ARE they actually saying in Yellow Ledbetter?

Just some silliness to post. I found this through Fark, & I know at least one person who will enjoy it.



Blessed be, and leave Bennigans

Friday, May 11, 2007

SSI Shredding Demonstrations

This is what us might visually could happen when your significant other leaves you. Ugly, but cathartic.

At least in the dumpee's mind.

SSI Shredding Demonstrations

Blessed Be, and hand me something to feed the beast.
Dr. S.

Friday, May 04, 2007

This is cool accordion music

I know many organ players & Toccata & Fugue in D minor is a byatch to play, but a fantastic piece of music. This guy does it on an accordion very impressively.


And Part two...


Blessed Be, and be an organ doner
Dr. S.

God for geeks

If you have ever worked on a true mainframe computer, you may enjoy this. Otherwise it a fun take on creation. It will take a bit of time to get through though, it is like an old teletype running at 300 baud.

Click Below.

Blessed Be, and pass the key-punch stack

Monday, April 30, 2007

Psychology Today: A Nation of Wimps

This is proof of what I, my good friend Steve, and others call....

THE PUSSYFICATION OF AMERICA

Psychology Today: A Nation of Wimps

Blessed Be, and have a merry Beltane
Dr. S.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

So, maybe this is why I have been sick?

Since I started at Century Theatres, I have constantly been sick. I thought it might be my diet, [changed that]. I thought it might have been dealing with the toxic chemicals, [no ventilation in my workroom]. And then I just passed it off as stress, [work hours varied, mostly overnight when no-one else is there, and being 24/7 on call].

But, I found this article that made me think. I have dealt with more than 300 compact fluorescent light bulbs in replacing them while at Century. Most of which were cheap lamps that had broken away from the base. The only way to remove/replace them was to use a pliers & yank it out of the socket while standing directly below the fixture.

CFL's are great on energy savings.

But up until now, I didn't realize how bad for the environment, and ourselves, they are.

I personally will stick with buying a lamp that, if it breaks, I might cut myself cleaning up. Rather than while cleaning up the mess, I not only cut myself, but poison myself.

Blessed Be, & if you have a bad CFL, the toxic waste station is @ the bottom of the north Cliff hill, just off of the Sioux River. [I think that is ironic]

Dr. S.



How much money does it take to screw in a compact fluorescent light bulb? About US$4.28 for the bulb and labour -- unless you break the bulb. Then you, like Brandy Bridges of Ellsworth, Maine, could be looking at a cost of about US$2,004.28, which doesn't include the costs of frayed nerves and risks to health.

Sound crazy? Perhaps no more than the stampede to ban the incandescent light bulb in favour of compact fluorescent light bulbs (CFLs).

According to an April 12 article in The Ellsworth American, Bridges had the misfortune of breaking a CFL during installation in her daughter's bedroom: It dropped and shattered on the carpeted floor.

Aware that CFLs contain potentially hazardous substances, Bridges called her local Home Depot for advice. The store told her that the CFL contained mercury and that she should call the Poison Control hotline, which in turn directed her to the Maine Department of Environmental Protection.

The DEP sent a specialist to Bridges' house to test for mercury contamination. The specialist found mercury levels in the bedroom in excess of six times the state's "safe" level for mercury contamination of 300 billionths of a gram per cubic meter. The DEP specialist recommended that Bridges call an environmental cleanup firm, which reportedly gave her a "low-ball" estimate of US$2,000 to clean up the room. The room then was sealed off with plastic and Bridges began "gathering finances" to pay for the US$2,000 cleaning. Reportedly, her insurance company wouldn't cover the cleanup costs because mercury is a pollutant.

Given that the replacement of incandescent bulbs with CFLs in the average U.S. household is touted as saving as much as US$180 annually in energy costs -- and assuming that Bridges doesn't break any more CFLs -- it will take her more than 11 years to recoup the cleanup costs in the form of energy savings.

The potentially hazardous CFL is being pushed by companies such as Wal-Mart, which wants to sell 100 million CFLs at five times the cost of incandescent bulbs during 2007, and, surprisingly, environmentalists.

It's quite odd that environmentalists have embraced the CFL, which cannot now and will not in the foreseeable future be made without mercury. Given that there are about five billion light bulb sockets in North American households, we're looking at the possibility of creating billions of hazardous waste sites such as the Bridges' bedroom.

Usually, environmentalists want hazardous materials out of, not in, our homes. These are the same people who go berserk at the thought of mercury being emitted from power plants and the presence of mercury in seafood. Environmentalists have whipped up so much fear of mercury among the public that many local governments have even launched mercury thermometer exchange programs.

As the activist group Environmental Defense urges us to buy CFLs, it defines mercury on a separate part of its Web site as a "highly toxic heavy metal that can cause brain damage and learning disabilities in fetuses and children" and as "one of the most poisonous forms of pollution."

Greenpeace also recommends CFLs while simultaneously bemoaning contamination caused by a mercury-thermometer factory in India. But where are mercury-containing CFLs made? Not in the United States, under strict environmental regulation. CFLs are made in India and China, where environmental standards are virtually non-existent.

And let's not forget about the regulatory nightmare in the U.S. known as the Superfund law, the EPA regulatory program best known for requiring expensive but often needless cleanup of toxic waste sites, along with endless litigation over such cleanups.

We'll eventually be disposing billions and billions of CFL mercury bombs. Much of the mercury from discarded and/or broken CFLs is bound to make its way into the environment and give rise to Superfund liability, which in the past has needlessly disrupted many lives, cost tens of billions of dollars and sent many businesses into bankruptcy.

As each CFL contains five milligrams of mercury, at the Maine "safety" standard of 300 nanograms per cubic meter, it would take 16,667 cubic meters of soil to "safely" contain all the mercury in a single CFL. While CFL vendors and environmentalists tout the energy cost savings of CFLs, they conveniently omit the personal and societal costs of CFL disposal.

Not only are CFLs much more expensive than incandescent bulbs and emit light that many regard as inferior to incandescent bulbs, they pose a nightmare if they break and require special disposal procedures. Yet governments (egged on by environmentalists and the Wal-Marts of the world) are imposing on us such higher costs, denial of lighting choice, disposal hassles and breakage risks in the name of saving a few dollars every year on the electric bill? - Steven Milloy publishes JunkScience.com and CSRWatch.com. He is a junk-science expert and advocate of free enterprise, and an adjunct scholar at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

1972. The year that made my life

There are some people that do not agree with me with the outcome of the election between McGovern & nixon. But, as I sat stuffing envelopes, during the 1972 election at the "National Headquarters". I knew this guy was one of the best men I would ever meet.

I remember the fun, but at the same time serious aura of working there.

And that is why I helped out the next time around.

But while riding my ten-speed home down 18th street, after volunteering for the next campaign. I hit a pot-hole, destroyed the whole front end of my bike. [handlebar broke & dropped into the spokes]. Fortunately there was an SFPD two cars back from the idiot that tried to pass me thus forcing me into the pothole.

He helped me up, took me home, and I will never forget the look on my mothers face when I got out of the police car. After explaining what had happened, and with my bike totally trashed.

DIRECTLY TO THE HOSPITAL!

{seriously, I meant this post to be short. But this cathartic.}

The next summer my grandmother noticed & thought the lump on my shoulder might be a cancer. So I go back into the hospital, {I can't name it, but it used to start with an 'S', and still does}, and I go through x-ray & a bunch of other crap only to find out that I had a compacted bone in my right shoulder.

SO, Now to the point....

I got an email from my father. He is responsible for my political, but he & my mother shaped me into the socially conscious person I am now.

BUT NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT AT TIMES!!

So, not to bore you anymore, and I know that you are wondering were the hell I am going with this.............

Dick Cheney made a comment about George McGovern. And for me, I hurt.

The text from the email my father received this info was:

At last, Senator McGovern answered the recent uncalled for swipe taken by Vice President Cheney. Cheney attempted to blackball opponents to continuing the invasion and occupation of Iraq by comparing them to George McGovern. Cheney, who avoided service in our nation’s military, felt that comparing war opponents to McGovern would stir national hatred against the Democrats in Congress. Frankly, comparing the Democratic members of Congress to a World War II hero who was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross serves as a compliment to them. Do you know any Republicans who’d feel honored being called a “Dick Cheney Republican?”

I have prattled on long enough. Here are the links to the L.A. Times story. Otherwise this post will now go on forever. However, I still cannot believe the VP of our nation would be as dumb as his boss for such a public flub.


George McGovern: Cheney is wrong about me, wrong about war

And the opinions of others:

Votes of support for McGovern

Blessed Be, and please, I ask you to not be an ass to those that give a crap about OUR nation

Dr. S.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Art of Pole Dancing

This is semi-NSFW, but it is still a great video. This woman is more of a gymnast than "stripper". And I have only seen one other woman that can pull off [don't giggle] these kind of moves.


Blessed Be the flexible
Dr. Strangelove

Saturday, April 21, 2007

a young boy named Rocky Raccoon

A fellow named Led, had a song stuck in his head.
The song was Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles.
He tried to sing it to someone, just to have fun
And we were all on pins & needles.

But after the first, of many a verse
he forgot the rest of the words
But the doctor himself, with a network of wealth
but I can't find a rhyme except turds.

AHH SCREW IT! I couldn't think up good final line!

I found this so that he can annoy & perplex his coworkers even more:

Rocky raccoon

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot - he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better, I'll be better doc as soon as I am able

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival

Goo goo ka choob,
Dr. S.

SPRING IS HERE!

You know that spring is officially here when you see the flowers blooming.OK technically it is a weed, but a flower just the same.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

This video ROCKS!

I came across this video by accident & had to share it with you. You can either click the title or link below. Or once the video starts below, hit pause. It takes a while to load while streaming, just pause until the load bar is at least half way across.
It is worth the wait.
ENJOY!

PIKAPIKA: PIKA PIKA 2007 release!