WGA and AMPTP negotiators return to the table by Seth Macfarlane

Funny stuff! And Not Safe For Work!



Blessed Be, and Hope that they can find the four cents in time.
Dr. S

"doctor" Robert Jarvick. SHAME ON YOU!

I just got done watching a spot about "Dr." Jarvick's endorsement of a heart drug. On ABC morning news

I, like many others assume that since he created an artificial heart, that he he is an MD.

HE IS NOT!! Matter of fact, he is no more a medical doctor than I am. [Religious doctorate via the Universal Life Church, thank you very much.] I have several coupons to prove it, so don't yell at me.

Having a Ph.D. or two is nice. My dad has two, and he actually went to school to become an ordained minister, and then went on to get a Ph.D. in Sociology.

But playing to the masses for a "heart drug", {that is also UNGODLY EXPENSIVE COMPARED TO GENERICS}, making people think that you ARE A [I CAN MEDICALLY HELP YOU] doctor, when you are a Ph.D, [I can help you theoretically appraise the outcome of the philosophy of your situation]

I have not done this in a while, but.

I CALL A BULLSHIT. AND I CALL IT ON THIS GUY!!!

And I praise ABC News for taking the effort to drop "dr" Jarvick a few notches.

Last Note: As I was watching the interview on Good Morning America, I could not help but to think, "jarvick reminds me of Raul Duke... [Hunter S Thompson], or Uncle Duke for those that know Doonesbury ", because he was such a squirrelly SOB during the interview. And SO FULL of shit.

Right now I am too pissed to finish what I want to say. But.....

Blessed Be, I need my 'beauty sleep'
Dr. Strangelove & Co.

Bill Gates' Last Day. He actually has a sense of humor

I found this video of Bill Gates at the 2008 CES giving his {possibly} last keynote address.
A video spoof shown during the CES 2008 keynote by Bill Gates about his last full day at Microsoft in July starring himself, Brian Williams, Steve Ballmer, Matthew McConaugheyr, Robbie Bach, Jay-Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Kevin Turner, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, Ray Ozzie and Craig Mundie,

So, the golden god of MS actually has some sort of humanity after all.

Blessed Be, but this does not sway my opinion how how much VISTA SUCKS!

Dr. Strangelove

I found this & thought it needed to be brought up to the masses. It is basically a list of something to say to those that annoy after they invade you personal space. My favorite, and will be use @ Willy's is "What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?"

Some Useful Condescending Phrases: "You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication."

Some Useful Condescending Phrases

Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Blessed Be, and don't mess with my toys
Dr. Strangelove

BUSH HAS PROVED HE HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF HIS SURNAME

I was sleeping. I was having a dream of GREAT times with my past life.

And then the phone rang............

"L", A friend of mine called me to let me know d'bya was having a press conference. And he was just pulling random shit out of his ass, stuttering, several times contradicting himself within less than finishing a paragraph of what he is saying.

So I woke up enough to turn the TV on, & we bid our good byes.

And after less than 30 seconds

I had to call my dad, & let him know.

Dbuya IS A FUCKING MORON!!!!!

Blessed Be, and for whatever your 'god' belief is, and I know it might be too late.

IMPEACH BUSH!

Dr. Strangelove

The Best Henry Rollins Interview I Have Ever Seen

OK, I know some of you from California, Louisiana, Chicago, and here in the local area have been bitching about my lack of original content.

BUT
HENRY ROLLINS
IS COMING TO SIOUX FALLS!

So, deal with it.

And now as I promised last night.
The best interview I have ever seen with him

SVT: Kobra - Interview with Henry Rollins, part 1

SVT: Kobra - Interview with Henry Rollins, part 2

SVT: Kobra - Interview with Henry Rollins, part 3

Blessed be, and please don't miss Henry Rollins if he come to your area.
His spoken word shows will make you think and laugh, about what we all are having to deal with today.

Dr. Strangelove

some how, some where. . . . .

I can't understand how I got a a reference from this site via Site Meter.

But in the spirit of the holidays, check out the videos of these guys.

I could not understand what they were saying. But that did not prevent almost blowing my beer through my nose from laughing.

God Jul Jul Jul och Gott Nytt GAS-år önskar Tomas & Thomas!

Henry Rollins Spoken Word, here in Sioux Falls

As I & others found out the Henry Rollins tour plans for early 2008, and it included The Orpheum Theatre here in Sioux Falls, SD, we all went into frenzy about getting tickets.

So as of 12:47am 12/16/07, this is the tour schedule:

HENRY ROLLINS SPOKEN WORD TOUR 2008
1-14-08 Lorensbergsteatern / Gothenburg, Sweden
1-15-08 Sweden Rival / Stockholm, Sweden
1-16-08 Muffathalle / Munich, Germany
1-17-08 Kaufleuten / Zurich, Switzerland
1-19-08 Mousonturm / Frankfurt, Germany
1-20-08 Schauspielhaus / Hamburg, Germany
1-21-08 Passionskirche / Berlin, Germany
1-22-08 Gloria / Cologne, Germany
1-23-08 Paradiso / Amsterdam, Holland
1-24-08 AB / Brussel, Belgium
1-26-08 Hammersmith Apollo / London, UK
1-27-08 Colston Hall / Bristol, UK
1-28-08 Wulfren Hall / Wolverhampton, UK
1-29-08 Vicar St / Dublin, Ireland
1-30-08 Academy / Manchester, UK
1-31-08 Academy / Newcastle, UK

2-02-08 Music Hall / Aberdeen, UK
2-03-08 Theatre Royal / Glasgow, UK
2-19-08 First Avenue / Birmingham, AL -- etix.com
2-20-08 Hayes Theatre / Chattanooga, TN -- tickettracks.com
2-21-08 Lincoln Theatre / Raleigh, NC -- etix.com
2-22-08 Orange Peel / Asheville, NC -- ticketweb.com
2-23-08 40 Watt Club / Athens, GA -- 40watt.com
2-24-08 Bijou / Knoxville, TN -- knoxbijou.com
2-26-08 Sonar / Baltimore, MD -- Ticketmaster
2-27-08 Warsaw / Brooklyn, NY -- Ticketmaster
2-28-08 Warsaw / Brooklyn, NY -- Ticketmaster
2-29-08 House of Blues / Atlantic City, NJ -- Ticketmaster

3-01-08 Lupo's / Providence, RI -- etix.com
3-02-08 Le National / Montreal, Canada -- admission.com
3-03-08 Gig Theater / Kitchener, Canada -- ticketmaster.ca
3-04-08 Harro East / Rochester, NY -- tickets.com
3-05-08 Rex Theater / Pittsburgh, PA -- Ticketmaster
3-06-08 Egyptian Room / Indianapolis, IN -- Ticketmaster
3-08-08 New Daisy Theatre / Memphis, TN
3-11-08 Cains Ballroom / Tulsa, OK -- gettix.com
3-12-08 Rococo / Lincoln, NE -- etix.com
3-13-08 Val Air Ballroom / Des Moines, IA -- Ticketmaster
3-14-08 Orpheum Theatre / Sioux Falls, SD -- Ticketmaster
3-15-08 The Venue / Fargo, ND
3-16-08 Burton Cummings Theater / Winnipeg, Canada -- Ticketmaster
3-17-08 Odeon Events Center / Saskatoon, Canada -- Ticketmaster
3-18-08 Conexus Arts Centre Convention Hall / Regina, Canada

If you want updates goto his site at either:
http://21361.com/ - Henry Rollins' web site home
http://21361.com/website/news/index.html - Tour Schedule

And I just found a few videos of "literally" old Henry on YouTube.

This is a few of them:
Henry Rollins talking about Madonna on Cutting Edge April 85


Henry Rollins cruising down Melrose Ave talking about Watts


I laughed hard when I saw these two vid's knowing how Henry looks now.

Tomorrow, one of the best Henry Rollins interviews I have EVER seen.

Blessed Be, & if you have a chance to see Rollins.

DO IT!

Dr. Strangelove. [not Tim the pilot]

Who the hell Amy Winehouse? And why should I give a shit?

I have been reading a tonne of news on this person lately, not by choice. I have 2 questions:

1. Who is this bitch?
2. And is she a dark-side idiot bimbo clone of paris hilton?

I just ask because, aside from the fucked up shit she has been pulling.

Just what the fuck does this dipshit media whore actually do?

Tearful Amy Winehouse returns home after visiting husband in jail - and has to crawl under the gates because she's lost her keys | the Daily Mail

Blessed be, remember your keys, and wipe the coke off of your nose before leaving
Dr. S.

AVAST YE SWARLY LUBBERS!

My pirate name is:

Black John Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network

A Family X-mas

I came across this short film by Warren Eig on Reel-Exchange, which is a site that various artisans of media can post a demo reel of work that they have done.

Reel-Exchange: A Family X-mas: "A Family X-mas", is a twisted view of the whole holiday "night before X-mas" story. But it redeems itself at the end. It is funny, twisted, and definitely N.S.F.W.

So before watching this, make damn sure the kids are not around. It may visually warp the whole holidays thing for the rest of their lives.

The summary of the film is:
A FAMILY X-MAS is about a mob boss, Johnny Guccianno, who accidentally wakes up one Christmas Eve to discover Santa Claus. Johnny doesn't believe in Santa Claus, but after some convincing he realizes he's captured the real Saint Nick. Unfortunately, Johnny's not a big fan of Christmas.

And for something special, watch the credits for the cast list. I giggled at the casting/character irony.

Mr. Eig, I solute you. Here is the YouTube embed.


Blessed Be, and as Jean Shepherd would write in his book & movie A Christmas Story

If you get a BB-Gun, you are just going to shoot your eye out.

Dr. S.

And you might think YOUR thanksgiving was bad?

Now for a video about having a "healthy" holiday feast:


Blessed be, and pass the meat.
Dr. S.

Speeding Ticket Taser - THIS PISSED ME OFF!!!!

I found this video on Shoutwire. I clicked the link & was totally appalled by the conduct of the officer. And some people wonder why so many others are scared shitless by cops. From the time I watched the video, [approx 10:30 CST], to the time I went to comment, the view count went from 240,000 to over 250,000 in a span of just 20 Minutes!

I'm sorry but the actions of this officer need to be dealt with by his department by his immediate dismissal, with no compensation, retirement & benefits fully revoked.

And he should not EVER be allowed to work with people,
even as a restroom attendant.

The text from the YouTube description reads like this:

UHP (Utah Highway Patrol) tasers man in front of pregnant wife and baby over an alleged speeding ticket. Outraged? Call the Vernal, Utah UHP Office and let them know!

The contact stuff from the UHP site reads as such

• Utah Highway Patrol - Vernal, Utah
• Address: 152 East 100 North, Vernal, UT 84078
• Office: (435) 789-3111
• Fax: (435) 789-8575
• Hours: M-F 9am - 5pm
• Contacts:
• Bureau Commader - Captain Bruce Riches
• Section Commander - Lt. Jeff Chugg
• Web Site: http://highwaypatrol.utah.gov/

And, now for the video:


Blessed be, have a great Thanksgiving,

And try not to piss off the asshats that work for the Highway Patrol. This video proved that some are the bottom feeding mouth-breathers of law enforcement. But, at least now we know where all of the muscle-headed bullies from school go if they cannot get a job as strip club bouncers!

Dr. S.

The next step in the squirrel war

O.K. I promised certain others that I would not carry on the whole squirrel thing. But there are people out there that actually search for squirrel news.
{odd, but true}

So until I can get the squirrel news web/blog site set up, you will have to deal with it here.



Blessed Be, and bow down to your lord & master......... Foamy

Dr. S

I'll fix the links later so that you will all enjoy the furry fun of squirrels.

Why I still support IATSE, just not here

I found out about this, read several different stories, and . . . I am not happy.

This is the bullshit spewed from http://www.livebroadway.com/

And my comments on this will be in RED.

Local One, IATSE, the stagehands union, has shut down Broadway. They left the negotiating table and abruptly went on the picket line. They refused to budge on nearly every issue, protecting wasteful, costly and indefensible rules that are embedded like dead weights in contracts so obscure and old that no one truly remembers how, when or why they were introduced. The union wants you to believe they are the victims, the little guys.

We have the highest regard and respect for our stagehands. But, they are not, as the Union leadership characterizes them, the typical "little guys" as far as compensation is concerned. Their "average annual earnings," in salary and benefits, is more than $150,000, with many stagehands earning more than $200,000.

*They are professionals and should be well paid, and will remain the best paid in this industry in the world. We simply don't want to be compelled to hire more workers than needed and pay them when there is no work for them to do.

For example:

# It takes a few minutes to move a piano, but we are forced to pay stagehands for four hours of work. YOU AGREED TO IT, SO DEAL WITH IT! STANDARD SHOW UNION OR NOT HAS CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS TO THOSE THAT TAKE THE TIME TO DO THE WORK!

As a result, over the course of a year, many stagehands add another $50,000 dollars to their six figure salaries from moving pianos or mopping floors. I HAVE YET IN 37 YEARS OF WORKING IN THEATRE MET SOMEONE MAKING $50,k MOVING & MOPPING

# Head Electricians earn a six figure salary, but their contract only permits them to work a total of 80 minutes a week. THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE WORKED AS AN M.E. AND I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS THIS STIPULATION.

# A flyman making $160,000 annually in salary and benefits is required for all productions, even when there is no fly cue in the production and no flyman is needed. AGAIN, YOU AGREED TO IT YEARS AGO, JUST FUCKING DEAL WITH IT YOU PANSIES!!

# We are required to keep the same number of workers loading in a show as hired on day one for the entire load-in process regardless of how many workers are subsequently needed. O.K. YOU GOT ME THERE

# We have offered a significant raise in wages, but the union says there will be a cut in wages. The only explanation is that this would be the result of fewer people being paid for not working. W.T.F.???? I WANT SOMETHING FROM YOUR STASH, CHARLOTTE!



These issues can only be resolved at the bargaining table, not on the picket line. We remain prepared to meet 24/7 until we reach an acceptable agreement.

Charlotte St. Martin
Executive Director
The League of American Theatres and Producers, Inc.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO BROADWAY PATRONS

Due to a strike by Local One, IATSE stagehands, there will be no performances today at many Broadway theatres. Off Broadway shows and several Broadway productions, including CYMBELINE, MARY POPPINS, MAURITIUS, PYGMALION,THE RITZ, THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE, XANADU and YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN will perform this week according to their normal schedules. For information about Duran Duran's Red Carpet Massacre, please visit DuranDuran.com. However, the rest of the Broadway theatres are dark.

If you purchased tickets via credit card to a Broadway show that is not performing, in most cases your card will automatically be credited. If you purchased your ticket with cash, please return to the point of purchase.

Visit ILoveNYTheater.com for detailed information about cancelled shows and refunds/exchange.

And a reminder: When buying Broadway tickets, it's a very good idea to make your purchases through well-established, primary sources like Ticketmaster, Telecharge, ILoveNYTheater.com, theatre box offices, and the Broadway Ticket Center.

We encourage you to continue to place orders for future performance dates and to purchase replacement tickets for those automatically refunded.

Please check back with this page or visit www.ILoveNYTheater.com for updates on the work stoppage.

* * * *

The League of American Theatres and Producers is the national trade association for the Broadway industry. Our members include theatre owners and operators, producers, presenters, and general managers in New York and more than 240 other North American cities, as well as suppliers of goods and services to the theatre industry. Each year, League members bring Broadway to more than 30 million people in New York and on tour across the U.S. and Canada.

This site provides information on special Broadway events and programs. For information on and tickets to shows in New York City, visit ILoveNYTheater.com. For information about shows in other cities across the U.S. and Canada, visit TouringBroadway.com.

I'm not sorry for being an ass about this, but these people are
sisters and brothers to me over the years. They need
the respect that is due to them, and not treated as just people
that push things, flip switches, make sure people look good,

And that they are seen & heard by the other people that paid over
$100 to see the show

I am REALLY pissed about this

Blessed Be,
as long as you are not a member of The League of American Theatres and Producers, Inc.

And Charlotte St. Martin, I hope you never meet an unemployed stagehand, designer, or writer.

For my blessings, DO NOT apply to your deamon twunt ass.

Dr. S.

Here is an easy quiz for you all.

I found this and thought, "Lets test the brain power of those that come here".

And then I realized that would be cruel to some of you.

Then again, why waste bandwidth with another stupid video from YouTube?

The answers are at the link @ the bottom of the quiz to avoid some of you lemurs from cheating.

Not to say lemurs are dumb. Aside from Mini-Lops, and three toed sloths, I like them quite a bit.

So, now on with the:

World’s Easiest Quiz

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1- How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2- Which country makes Panama hats?

3- From which animal do we get cat gut?

4- In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5- What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6- The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7- What was King George VI’s first name?

8- What color is a purple finch?

9- Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10- What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Feeling pretty confident are you? You only need 4 answers correct to pass the test.

To get the answers, click on this line & scroll down.

Blessed Be, & read a book to learn something gnu.

Dr. Strangelove

O.K. I know this is stupid, ......

But it is cute & safe for work.



I love Kate Bush. Hell I just like bush, {not Bush, I prefer bush}

But I hope you all enjoy the silliness of this video.

Blessed Be, and just be goofy sometimes, it is good for you
Dr. Strangelove

Batman, Adam West, and long time friend Wally Wingert

When I was in school back in the 80's I made friends with a guy named Wally Wingert, who had this passion for dressing up as different characters, as well as impersonating them vocally. I used to shoot publicity photos for his portfolio, and back him up as a "cohort in grime", [read my "Aluma-Man & Leather Lad" post], while doing gigs.

Now he is one of the very rare people in the performing arts that actually makes a living off of his passion of entertaining. You may not know him by name. But if you have ever seen Family Guy, or watched PAX TV, [he is the voice on the network id's], you might know his voice. And he has done way more than that. His site is http://www.wallyontheweb.com/ Check it out.

But I wax poetic. This is a video that Wally did that a friend of mine sent me who also knew Wally from his radio days here in Sioux Falls.
Please be entertained knowing Adam West was not only one of Wallys idols, but is now also a friend of his.

Just to show that sometimes dreams do come true.



Blessed Be, and follow your feet to get where you want to go.
Dr. Strangelove

And now for a blast from the fun past

I found this & thought to share with you all another one of my favs. from my youth.

It goes along with what I found back in March with "The Yip Yips meet the telephone"

So, without further ado. . . .
Classic Sesame Street - Yip Yip aliens discover a radio



Blessed Be, and be "happy happy, boing boing" as much as you want to
Dr. Strangelove

HOLY SHIT! NO WONDER I'M SO HAPPY!

I found this article on TechRepublic & thought I would spread the word:

Workplace profanity boosts morale

• Date: October 25th, 2007
• Author: Toni Bowers
• Category: Workplace, Coworkers, Company Culture
• Tags: Workplace, Morale, Leadership, Management, Toni Bowers
  

Profanity can boost morale, according to a new British study, published in the current issue of the Leadership and Organization Development Journal, called “Swearing at work and permissive leadership culture: When anti-social becomes social and incivility is acceptable.”

Couple of points about this: A) Is that the longest title of a study you’ve ever heard of or what? and B) If they’re counting words muttered under the breath, I have the potential to be the happiest person on the face of the earth.

According to the study, “frequent swearing can reinforce solidarity among staff and enable them to express their feelings, such as frustration, and develop social relationships.” I guess until you turn to the person in the cubicle next to you and call her a $%$$#%. Then morale kind of plummets, at least for one person.

And I’m not extremely familiar with British law, but in the U.S. you can bleep your way to the highest realms of good morale…until one person finds it unacceptable and takes you and your potty mouth to court for creating a hostile work environment.

The press release on the study did quote a Professor Yehuda Baruch as saying that abusive and offensive swearing “should be eliminated where it generates greater levels of stress, rather than helping to relieve it.” How exactly you’re supposed to determine that I’m not sure.

Baruch admitted that finding that “happy medium” is a tough proposition for supervisors. “Managers need to understand how their staff feel about swearing. The challenge is to master the art of knowing when to turn a blind eye to communication that does not meet their own standards.”

Really and truly, I don’t think if I were the head of a company, I would trust anyone to successfully learn that “art.”