This is an interesting little Google Maps toy. It will show you what the damages will be from a detonation of the Hiroishima 'Little Boy' to a "planet killer" asteroid impact. It is amazing how much, or how little can be destroyed with a push of a button or the falling of a rock.
Case in point: If you set off either of the two bombs deployed to end WWII in downtown SFSD, both hospitals & the two major collages would be destroyed. But the pain-in-the-ass country clubs would be spared. It just is not fair.
If you want to see the full site this came from goto: Ground Zero|Carlos Labs
Blessed Be, and don't press that shiny red button.
Dr. Strangelove
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Cat Shit One Movie Trailer -or- "Don't funny with my Bunny!"
Now many of you may know my affinity for the lagomorphs in this world. And most people that have met either of my bunnies Roscolene, {grey Mini-Lop, Codename 'Packy'}, or Disney, {B&W Dutch, Codename 'Botasky'}, just saw the cute little furry long eared chick magnets that they were. But little did they know . . . . .
Click for Wikipedia entry
They were highly trained in urban assault & guerrilla warfare. They did not "die", they graduated boot camp. These "cute bunnies" were actually living with us while here covertly training to be vicious sociopathic killers when called to duty. They strike with surprise & stealth. And until now, until this movie, there has been scarce documentation of the hellfire wrath that they can deal out to those of whom oppose them.Click for Wikipedia entry
Heed the warning: "Death awaits you all with great big nasti pointi teeth . . . and a grenade launcher"
Blessed Be, and beware the terrorist cells of camels
Dr. S.
Monday, March 23, 2009
How S.A.D. I am
Chris Harding From "We The Robots".com{Click for Orig. Size}
Blessed Be, and keep the shovel next to the sand bags.
Dr. Strangelove
Monday, March 09, 2009
So, you wanted something funny, eh?
Well, well, well, some of you out there think I haven't been funny enough lately. Try this ad I found on Funny or Die on for size!
Blessed Be, and feel the chemistry
Dr. Strangelove
Pretty much the best commercial ever! - watch more funny videos
Blessed Be, and feel the chemistry
Dr. Strangelove
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
The MacBook Wheel, my next laptop
I have had it with using a damn keyboard, I want a wheel! Although I might just hold out for the next version. It is supposed to be so much lighter with the new long lasting battery.
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Blessed Be, and forget typing from now on
Dr. Strangelove
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Blessed Be, and forget typing from now on
Dr. Strangelove
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
HAPPY NEW YEARS - WATCH LIVE FROM TIMES SQUARE!
I found this feed to watch the prep, preshow, & ball drop live from Times Square. Lets see if it works!
UPDATE! Yes the link works, it still works but I hate reruns & loud noises every time I open my browser to this site. So I killed it off.
But here are a couple of New Years illustrations from my favorite On-Line comic SLUGGY FREELANCE for you all to enjoy.
Blessed Be, & party on like its 1999, err 2009
Dr. Strangelove
UPDATE! Yes the link works, it still works but I hate reruns & loud noises every time I open my browser to this site. So I killed it off.
But here are a couple of New Years illustrations from my favorite On-Line comic SLUGGY FREELANCE for you all to enjoy.
Blessed Be, & party on like its 1999, err 2009
Dr. Strangelove
Monday, December 22, 2008
Dancing Stormtroopers & Singing Wookies?
Yup, that is correct.
. . . . . . . . . . . In a theatre far, far, away. . . .
Courtesy of Yahoo News & E-Online
. . . . . . . . . . . In a theatre far, far, away. . . .
Star Wars:
A Musical Journey
{Sorry, I don't have a scrolling font thingy, just use your imagination}
Courtesy of Yahoo News & E-Online
Cue the Ewoks, Star Wars Hits the Stage
Los Angeles (E! Online) – A long time from now, in a galaxy far, far away...the Star Wars money machine will still be cranking.
Not content with seven feature films or myriad TV spinoffs ranging from the current Clone Wars cartoon series to the dreaded Star Wars Holiday Special, the Jedi masterminds are readying a stage show.
George Lucas has signed off on Star Wars: A Musical Journey, a two-hour live musical event featuring a Stormtrooper kick line and singing Wookiees John Williams' Oscar-winning score.
Premiering next year in London's O2 arena, the production will be performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in synch with movie clips from the six live-action films. The show will play in chronological order, from The Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi.
The production will blast off April 10 in the U.K. and then embark on a European tour, complete with an exhibition of rare Star Wars collectibles, including never-before-seen models, props, costumes and production artwork. No word when it will visit America.
Now if we could only get a musical version of the Star Wars Holiday Special...
Blessed Be, & may the force be with you to get good seats
Dr. Strangelove
Friday, December 19, 2008
. . . And the Meece shall inherit the Earth
In a precursor to the great squirrel rebellion where everything goes nuts, somehow, in the world of terrorist activities, you had to see this coming sooner or later.
{story from BBC Americas website}
Blessed Be, [insert your own pussy cat joke here]
Dr. Strangelove
{story from BBC Americas website}
 Mice or rats are thought to have chewed through electric wires |
Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.
The fire at the humane society shelter in Oshawa also killed three dogs and some rats that were up for adoption.
An initial report from the fire marshal says mice or rats chewing through electrical wires in the ceiling are likely to have sparked the blaze.
Offers of help have been pouring in from animal lovers across Canada.
"It's unfortunate and ironic that mice caused the fire that killed the cats," Toronto Humane Society spokesman Ian McConachie told the BBC News website.
"Unfortunately, the mice probably perished in the fire as well," he added.
The $250,000 (£137,000) fire is still under investigation by the Ontario Fire Marshal's office.
Mr McConachie said it would be some days before a final report would be released.
In all, only nine dogs, two cats and one rat were rescued in Wednesday's early morning blaze.
They are being housed in a nearby municipal shelter, while volunteers rebuild the burnt-down shelter for the Humane Society of Durham Region.Blessed Be, [insert your own pussy cat joke here]
Dr. Strangelove
Friday, December 05, 2008
Looking to buy a laptop?
Here is John Cleese with some interesting selling points for the Compaq Portable II computer. Some of them actually make sense.
Blessed Be, and don't forget the 10# batteries
Dr. Strangelove
Blessed Be, and don't forget the 10# batteries
Dr. Strangelove
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Yet another danger of smoking
Hi all !
The doctor is back, and has an urgent warning about how dangerous cigarettes can be to your health. This comes from a dire and unfortunate incident that I personally experienced earlier today that causes me to be WAY more careful about my life in regards to my cigarette smoking.
It all started around 10:00 this morning. I had been working on catching up & sorting out the 2000+ e-mails backlogged in my various accounts during my journey to live with & observe numerous violent sub-mammalian subjects. I thought to take a break from things & go outside to have a smoke.
As it was raining, I made my way to the garden shed to get out of the wind and elements. I dug around for my lighter & a danger stick thinking that I didn't have anything to worry about. Little did I know....
As I took a long drag on the 100mm burning tube of tobacco while contemplating how to modify the handheld leaf vaccum to connect to a bin instead of a bag, I went to take the cigarette out of my mouth.
It started off as a small twinge on the left side, not much to think about, and not much to associate to what caused it. I continued on with my smoking & redesigning of the B & D lawn muncher for a few whiles until I went to tap my ashes and the twinge became a sharp pain & had replicated itself to the center & the right side.
I looked down at my shaking hands, saw some blood, and said to myself "no... It can't be, this cannot be happening to me right here & right now. I am so f*&cked!".
The g-damned paper on the filter was bent up & gave me a paper cut on my lips.
So please take this story with you to warn your friends & others, so that they may not suffer unnecessarily like the great Doctor Strangelove has.
Blessed be, and make sure your butt is smooth
Dr. Strangelove
The doctor is back, and has an urgent warning about how dangerous cigarettes can be to your health. This comes from a dire and unfortunate incident that I personally experienced earlier today that causes me to be WAY more careful about my life in regards to my cigarette smoking.
It all started around 10:00 this morning. I had been working on catching up & sorting out the 2000+ e-mails backlogged in my various accounts during my journey to live with & observe numerous violent sub-mammalian subjects. I thought to take a break from things & go outside to have a smoke.
As it was raining, I made my way to the garden shed to get out of the wind and elements. I dug around for my lighter & a danger stick thinking that I didn't have anything to worry about. Little did I know....
As I took a long drag on the 100mm burning tube of tobacco while contemplating how to modify the handheld leaf vaccum to connect to a bin instead of a bag, I went to take the cigarette out of my mouth.
I then felt it.
It started off as a small twinge on the left side, not much to think about, and not much to associate to what caused it. I continued on with my smoking & redesigning of the B & D lawn muncher for a few whiles until I went to tap my ashes and the twinge became a sharp pain & had replicated itself to the center & the right side.
I looked down at my shaking hands, saw some blood, and said to myself "no... It can't be, this cannot be happening to me right here & right now. I am so f*&cked!".
Then I got my wits about me & realized,
The g-damned paper on the filter was bent up & gave me a paper cut on my lips.
So please take this story with you to warn your friends & others, so that they may not suffer unnecessarily like the great Doctor Strangelove has.
Blessed be, and make sure your butt is smooth
Dr. Strangelove
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Thursday, May 01, 2008
A Gentlemen's Duel
And just when you thought chivalry was dead in todays world, something like this comes along to brighten up your day.
Preshow warning:
Blessed Be, and never surender
Dr. Strangelove
Preshow warning:
- mildly NSFW {very mildly}
- lengthy {~7:45}
- may make you laugh or giggle without warning
Blessed Be, and never surender
Dr. Strangelove
Thursday, April 17, 2008
HEY! I AM WINNER!!!!
WOW! I feel so luck right now. I real mean it. I opened up my box of in and could not help the notice email with the subject line:
I mean how could you pass THAT up? And this lottery legitimate. They say it "was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei,"
{I wonder if he has a flag}.
Honestly, this is one of the worstest of the poorly written scam-mails I have ever gotten, and I just had to share you all with it. The 5th paragraph almost made my head explode while trying to decipher what it was attempting to say.
I really would like to meet the people that fall for this one because I got a great deal just for them in jack-a-lope breeding & meat produce sales.
Blessed Be, and ". . . wish you continue good fortunes."
Dr. Strangelove
FROM: Stakes Lottery Promotions
MICRO-SOFT SWEEPSTAKES
Head Office
Bandar Seri Begawan 1150,
Brunei Darussalam (BRN).
Ref Number: 040/055/337
Batch Number: 561702-PCD004
CONGRATULATIONS!
This is to inform you of the release of the STAKES LOTTERY PROMO. held on the 14TH of April 2008, but due to the mix up of numbers and addresses, the results were released on the 16TH of APRIL 2008. Your name was attached to ticket number 27522465897-6454 with serial number 3773-555 that drew the lucky numbers of 7-14-18-23-31- an the 5th category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of euros? 3,400.000:00 (THREE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED EUROS ONLY, WINNER 2007 AWARD SESSION) in cash credited to file with REF: Ns. KSL/040/055/337. This is from a total cash prize of euros 60,015.225.00., shared among the twenty five international winners in this category.
Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 30,000 companies and 300,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year and we hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs.
CONGRATULATIONS!
****The program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah. We look forward to your active participation in our next year $20 million slot.****
We are aware that a few individuals such as members of staffs,social groups e.t.c might try to cheat you off your winning fund hence you are advised to maintain strictness when calling because we usually prefer to call you attention when needed also please note that for security our referred email address are very safe,thank you. Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured under your address.
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claims has been processed and the money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past.
You can travel down to any of our seven paying stations for this award session, which might be any of the following countries where we have our lottery accounts deposited with different finance institution including: U.K , SWITZERLAND, BELGIUM, BRUNIE...e.t.c To begin your lottery claims , please contact solicitor to this great promotions organisation today,
Barrister Ole Bjorn Tellefsen
E-mail Address:tellesfenolebjorn@googlemail.com
Telephone no:+44 791 736 5253
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than this award session. Any claim not made before this date will be returned as unclaimed.
And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (PERRAS PROMOTION COMPANY & KING ASSOCIATES LTD.) Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, NOTE:- this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize because the money is already insured in your winning identity.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with your claims agent, You are to provide the below details,to enable the speedy evaluation and processing of your winnings. We advice that you adhere strictly to their procedures to avoid any disqualifications and subsequent cancellation.
To enable us file in your name for payment, please do provide the following information:
1.YOUR FULLNAME
2.YOUR ADDRESS
3.PHONE NUMBER/FAX NUMBER
4.YOUR REF NUMBER:(TICKET & SERIAL#)
The above detailed information will be absolutely necessary to file in your claims.
PLEASE NOTE:YOU ARE TO KEEP ALL LOTTERY INFORMATIONS FROM PUBLIC AS WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN CASES OF MULTIPLE CLAIMS PROCESSING OR COMPROMISE THE PRIVACY AND SECURITY OF ALL OUR WINNERS.THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF THE STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS.
Furthermore,If there be any change of address, please do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. All documents and Certificates related to your winning prize will be sent to you by the auditor general STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS via courier to your postal address upon the transfer of your fund into your desired a/c information.
CONGRATULATIONS!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International promotions program. We wish you continue good fortunes.
Dr. Eduardo Luciano Duque
(Vice President)
17-04-2008.
WINNERS NOTIFICATION CONGRATULATIONS !!!
I mean how could you pass THAT up? And this lottery legitimate. They say it "was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei,"
{I wonder if he has a flag}.
Honestly, this is one of the worstest of the poorly written scam-mails I have ever gotten, and I just had to share you all with it. The 5th paragraph almost made my head explode while trying to decipher what it was attempting to say.
I really would like to meet the people that fall for this one because I got a great deal just for them in jack-a-lope breeding & meat produce sales.
Blessed Be, and ". . . wish you continue good fortunes."
Dr. Strangelove
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FROM: Stakes Lottery Promotions
MICRO-SOFT SWEEPSTAKES
Head Office
Bandar Seri Begawan 1150,
Brunei Darussalam (BRN).
Ref Number: 040/055/337
Batch Number: 561702-PCD004
CONGRATULATIONS!
This is to inform you of the release of the STAKES LOTTERY PROMO. held on the 14TH of April 2008, but due to the mix up of numbers and addresses, the results were released on the 16TH of APRIL 2008. Your name was attached to ticket number 27522465897-6454 with serial number 3773-555 that drew the lucky numbers of 7-14-18-23-31- an the 5th category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of euros? 3,400.000:00 (THREE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED EUROS ONLY, WINNER 2007 AWARD SESSION) in cash credited to file with REF: Ns. KSL/040/055/337. This is from a total cash prize of euros 60,015.225.00., shared among the twenty five international winners in this category.
Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 30,000 companies and 300,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year and we hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs.
CONGRATULATIONS!
****The program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah. We look forward to your active participation in our next year $20 million slot.****
We are aware that a few individuals such as members of staffs,social groups e.t.c might try to cheat you off your winning fund hence you are advised to maintain strictness when calling because we usually prefer to call you attention when needed also please note that for security our referred email address are very safe,thank you. Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured under your address.
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claims has been processed and the money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past.
You can travel down to any of our seven paying stations for this award session, which might be any of the following countries where we have our lottery accounts deposited with different finance institution including: U.K , SWITZERLAND, BELGIUM, BRUNIE...e.t.c To begin your lottery claims , please contact solicitor to this great promotions organisation today,
Barrister Ole Bjorn Tellefsen
E-mail Address:tellesfenolebjorn@googlemail.com
Telephone no:+44 791 736 5253
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than this award session. Any claim not made before this date will be returned as unclaimed.
And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (PERRAS PROMOTION COMPANY & KING ASSOCIATES LTD.) Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, NOTE:- this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize because the money is already insured in your winning identity.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with your claims agent, You are to provide the below details,to enable the speedy evaluation and processing of your winnings. We advice that you adhere strictly to their procedures to avoid any disqualifications and subsequent cancellation.
To enable us file in your name for payment, please do provide the following information:
1.YOUR FULLNAME
2.YOUR ADDRESS
3.PHONE NUMBER/FAX NUMBER
4.YOUR REF NUMBER:(TICKET & SERIAL#)
The above detailed information will be absolutely necessary to file in your claims.
PLEASE NOTE:YOU ARE TO KEEP ALL LOTTERY INFORMATIONS FROM PUBLIC AS WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN CASES OF MULTIPLE CLAIMS PROCESSING OR COMPROMISE THE PRIVACY AND SECURITY OF ALL OUR WINNERS.THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF THE STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS.
Furthermore,If there be any change of address, please do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. All documents and Certificates related to your winning prize will be sent to you by the auditor general STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS via courier to your postal address upon the transfer of your fund into your desired a/c information.
CONGRATULATIONS!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International promotions program. We wish you continue good fortunes.
Dr. Eduardo Luciano Duque
(Vice President)
17-04-2008.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Denis Leary sings - "At The Rehab"
I was watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson the other night when Denis Leary was on. And after the odd but fun 'interview' it was close to the end of the broadcast.
So after returning from the last break & saying goodnight, this is what the show ended & went out with. It is funny!
Blessed Be, and see ya' at the rehab!
Dr. S
So after returning from the last break & saying goodnight, this is what the show ended & went out with. It is funny!
Blessed Be, and see ya' at the rehab!
Dr. S
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Hey Sarah! He's got bigger tits. And not hairy!
Jimmy Kimmel responds to Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon.......
2 mins in you get a star studded video w/ Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf and probably a few more.
Blessed Be, and stay away from the snowballs
Dr. Strangelove
"... You take something I love from me,
you can damn well bet I'm going to take
something that you love from you too..."
Jimmy Kimmels F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt and Sarah
you can damn well bet I'm going to take
something that you love from you too..."
Jimmy Kimmels F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt and Sarah
2 mins in you get a star studded video w/ Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf and probably a few more.
Blessed Be, and stay away from the snowballs
Dr. Strangelove
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