HAPPY NEW YEARS - WATCH LIVE FROM TIMES SQUARE!

I found this feed to watch the prep, preshow, & ball drop live from Times Square. Lets see if it works!
UPDATE! Yes the link works, it still works but I hate reruns & loud noises every time I open my browser to this site. So I killed it off.

But here are a couple of New Years illustrations from my favorite On-Line comic SLUGGY FREELANCE for you all to enjoy.


Blessed Be, & party on like its 1999, err 2009
Dr. Strangelove

Dancing Stormtroopers & Singing Wookies?

Yup, that is correct.
. . . . . . . . . . . In a theatre far, far, away. . . .

Star Wars:

A Musical Journey

{Sorry, I don't have a scrolling font thingy, just use your imagination}

Courtesy of Yahoo News & E-Online

Cue the Ewoks, Star Wars Hits the Stage

Josh Grossberg Josh Grossberg – Mon Dec 22, 3:05 pm ET

• Slideshow: Star Wars

Los Angeles (E! Online) – A long time from now, in a galaxy far, far away...the Star Wars money machine will still be cranking.

Not content with seven feature films or myriad TV spinoffs ranging from the current Clone Wars cartoon series to the dreaded Star Wars Holiday Special, the Jedi masterminds are readying a stage show.

George Lucas has signed off on Star Wars: A Musical Journey, a two-hour live musical event featuring a Stormtrooper kick line and singing Wookiees John Williams' Oscar-winning score.

Premiering next year in London's O2 arena, the production will be performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in synch with movie clips from the six live-action films. The show will play in chronological order, from The Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi.

The production will blast off April 10 in the U.K. and then embark on a European tour, complete with an exhibition of rare Star Wars collectibles, including never-before-seen models, props, costumes and production artwork. No word when it will visit America.

Now if we could only get a musical version of the Star Wars Holiday Special...

Blessed Be, & may the force be with you to get good seats

Dr. Strangelove

. . . And the Meece shall inherit the Earth

In a precursor to the great squirrel rebellion where everything goes nuts, somehow, in the world of terrorist activities, you had to see this coming sooner or later.
{story from BBC Americas website}

Mice suspected in deadly cat fire

Mice or rats are thought to have chewed through electric wires

Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.

The fire at the humane society shelter in Oshawa also killed three dogs and some rats that were up for adoption.

An initial report from the fire marshal says mice or rats chewing through electrical wires in the ceiling are likely to have sparked the blaze.

Offers of help have been pouring in from animal lovers across Canada.

"It's unfortunate and ironic that mice caused the fire that killed the cats," Toronto Humane Society spokesman Ian McConachie told the BBC News website.

"Unfortunately, the mice probably perished in the fire as well," he added.

The $250,000 (£137,000) fire is still under investigation by the Ontario Fire Marshal's office.

Mr McConachie said it would be some days before a final report would be released.

In all, only nine dogs, two cats and one rat were rescued in Wednesday's early morning blaze.

They are being housed in a nearby municipal shelter, while volunteers rebuild the burnt-down shelter for the Humane Society of Durham Region.

Blessed Be, [insert your own pussy cat joke here]
Dr. Strangelove

Looking to buy a laptop?

Here is John Cleese with some interesting selling points for the Compaq Portable II computer. Some of them actually make sense.

Blessed Be, and don't forget the 10# batteries
Dr. Strangelove

Yet another danger of smoking

Hi all !
The doctor is back, and has an urgent warning about how dangerous cigarettes can be to your health. This comes from a dire and unfortunate incident that I personally experienced earlier today that causes me to be WAY more careful about my life in regards to my cigarette smoking.
It all started around 10:00 this morning. I had been working on catching up & sorting out the 2000+ e-mails backlogged in my various accounts during my journey to live with & observe numerous violent sub-mammalian subjects. I thought to take a break from things & go outside to have a smoke.
As it was raining, I made my way to the garden shed to get out of the wind and elements. I dug around for my lighter & a danger stick thinking that I didn't have anything to worry about. Little did I know....
As I took a long drag on the 100mm burning tube of tobacco while contemplating how to modify the handheld leaf vaccum to connect to a bin instead of a bag, I went to take the cigarette out of my mouth.

I then felt it.

It started off as a small twinge on the left side, not much to think about, and not much to associate to what caused it. I continued on with my smoking & redesigning of the B & D lawn muncher for a few whiles until I went to tap my ashes and the twinge became a sharp pain & had replicated itself to the center & the right side.
I looked down at my shaking hands, saw some blood, and said to myself "no... It can't be, this cannot be happening to me right here & right now. I am so f*&cked!".

Then I got my wits about me & realized,

The g-damned paper on the filter was bent up & gave me a paper cut on my lips.

So please take this story with you to warn your friends & others, so that they may not suffer unnecessarily like the great Doctor Strangelove has.

Blessed be, and make sure your butt is smooth
Dr. Strangelove

This is America. We don't jail journalists here.

This is America. We don't jail journalists here.

Stop it with the F bomb, ya' fags!

Great tits cope well with warming

Go ahead, click the link to this news story.

I dare ya'.

Sickos!

Great tits cope well with warming

Blessed Be, and try to cope with "the warming"
Dr. Strangelove

A Gentlemen's Duel

And just when you thought chivalry was dead in todays world, something like this comes along to brighten up your day.

Preshow warning:

1. mildly NSFW {very mildly}
   
2. lengthy {~7:45}
3. may make you laugh or giggle without warning
   

Blessed Be, and never surender
Dr. Strangelove

HEY! I AM WINNER!!!!

WOW! I feel so luck right now. I real mean it. I opened up my box of in and could not help the notice email with the subject line:

WINNERS NOTIFICATION CONGRATULATIONS !!!

I mean how could you pass THAT up? And this lottery legitimate. They say it "was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei,"
{I wonder if he has a flag}.

Honestly, this is one of the worstest of the poorly written scam-mails I have ever gotten, and I just had to share you all with it. The 5th paragraph almost made my head explode while trying to decipher what it was attempting to say.

I really would like to meet the people that fall for this one because I got a great deal just for them in jack-a-lope breeding & meat produce sales.

Blessed Be, and ". . . wish you continue good fortunes."
Dr. Strangelove

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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CONGRATULATIONS!

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To enable us file in your name for payment, please do provide the following information:
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3.PHONE NUMBER/FAX NUMBER
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The above detailed information will be absolutely necessary to file in your claims.

PLEASE NOTE:YOU ARE TO KEEP ALL LOTTERY INFORMATIONS FROM PUBLIC AS WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN CASES OF MULTIPLE CLAIMS PROCESSING OR COMPROMISE THE PRIVACY AND SECURITY OF ALL OUR WINNERS.THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF THE STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS.

Furthermore,If there be any change of address, please do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. All documents and Certificates related to your winning prize will be sent to you by the auditor general STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS via courier to your postal address upon the transfer of your fund into your desired a/c information.

CONGRATULATIONS!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International promotions program. We wish you continue good fortunes.

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(Vice President)
17-04-2008.

Denis Leary sings - "At The Rehab"

I was watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson the other night when Denis Leary was on. And after the odd but fun 'interview' it was close to the end of the broadcast.

So after returning from the last break & saying goodnight, this is what the show ended & went out with. It is funny!


Blessed Be, and see ya' at the rehab!
Dr. S

Hey Sarah! He's got bigger tits. And not hairy!

Jimmy Kimmel responds to Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon.......

"... You take something I love from me,
you can damn well bet I'm going to take
something that you love from you too..."
Jimmy Kimmels F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt and Sarah

2 mins in you get a star studded video w/ Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf and probably a few more.

Blessed Be, and stay away from the snowballs
Dr. Strangelove

The spirit of Rick James lives in Betty White

I had to break my self imposed silence to share with all of you what I saw last night on Craig Ferguson.
Betty White still has her wit after all these years, [and a briefcase full of cocaine too!]

The ending is CLASSIC!

Accountant Betty White visits The Late Late Show for Oscar talk

Blessed be, and watch out for Pat O'Brian
Dr. Strangelove

WGA and AMPTP negotiators return to the table by Seth Macfarlane

Funny stuff! And Not Safe For Work!



Blessed Be, and Hope that they can find the four cents in time.
Dr. S

"doctor" Robert Jarvick. SHAME ON YOU!

I just got done watching a spot about "Dr." Jarvick's endorsement of a heart drug. On ABC morning news

I, like many others assume that since he created an artificial heart, that he he is an MD.

HE IS NOT!! Matter of fact, he is no more a medical doctor than I am. [Religious doctorate via the Universal Life Church, thank you very much.] I have several coupons to prove it, so don't yell at me.

Having a Ph.D. or two is nice. My dad has two, and he actually went to school to become an ordained minister, and then went on to get a Ph.D. in Sociology.

But playing to the masses for a "heart drug", {that is also UNGODLY EXPENSIVE COMPARED TO GENERICS}, making people think that you ARE A [I CAN MEDICALLY HELP YOU] doctor, when you are a Ph.D, [I can help you theoretically appraise the outcome of the philosophy of your situation]

I have not done this in a while, but.

I CALL A BULLSHIT. AND I CALL IT ON THIS GUY!!!

And I praise ABC News for taking the effort to drop "dr" Jarvick a few notches.

Last Note: As I was watching the interview on Good Morning America, I could not help but to think, "jarvick reminds me of Raul Duke... [Hunter S Thompson], or Uncle Duke for those that know Doonesbury ", because he was such a squirrelly SOB during the interview. And SO FULL of shit.

Right now I am too pissed to finish what I want to say. But.....

Blessed Be, I need my 'beauty sleep'
Dr. Strangelove & Co.

Bill Gates' Last Day. He actually has a sense of humor

I found this video of Bill Gates at the 2008 CES giving his {possibly} last keynote address.
A video spoof shown during the CES 2008 keynote by Bill Gates about his last full day at Microsoft in July starring himself, Brian Williams, Steve Ballmer, Matthew McConaugheyr, Robbie Bach, Jay-Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Kevin Turner, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, Ray Ozzie and Craig Mundie,

So, the golden god of MS actually has some sort of humanity after all.

Blessed Be, but this does not sway my opinion how how much VISTA SUCKS!

Dr. Strangelove