Thursday, April 17, 2008

HEY! I AM WINNER!!!!

WOW! I feel so luck right now. I real mean it. I opened up my box of in and could not help the notice email with the subject line:
WINNERS NOTIFICATION CONGRATULATIONS !!!

I mean how could you pass THAT up? And this lottery legitimate. They say it "was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei,"
{I wonder if he has a flag}.

Honestly, this is one of the worstest of the poorly written scam-mails I have ever gotten, and I just had to share you all with it. The 5th paragraph almost made my head explode while trying to decipher what it was attempting to say.

I really would like to meet the people that fall for this one because I got a great deal just for them in jack-a-lope breeding & meat produce sales.

Blessed Be, and ". . . wish you continue good fortunes."
Dr. Strangelove
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FROM: Stakes Lottery Promotions
MICRO-SOFT SWEEPSTAKES
Head Office
Bandar Seri Begawan 1150,
Brunei Darussalam (BRN).
Ref Number: 040/055/337
Batch Number: 561702-PCD004

CONGRATULATIONS!

This is to inform you of the release of the STAKES LOTTERY PROMO. held on the 14TH of April 2008, but due to the mix up of numbers and addresses, the results were released on the 16TH of APRIL 2008. Your name was attached to ticket number 27522465897-6454 with serial number 3773-555 that drew the lucky numbers of 7-14-18-23-31- an the 5th category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of euros? 3,400.000:00 (THREE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED EUROS ONLY, WINNER 2007 AWARD SESSION) in cash credited to file with REF: Ns. KSL/040/055/337. This is from a total cash prize of euros 60,015.225.00., shared among the twenty five international winners in this category.

Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 30,000 companies and 300,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year and we hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs.

CONGRATULATIONS!

****The program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like His Royal Highness, the Sultan of Brunei, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah. We look forward to your active participation in our next year $20 million slot.****

We are aware that a few individuals such as members of staffs,social groups e.t.c might try to cheat you off your winning fund hence you are advised to maintain strictness when calling because we usually prefer to call you attention when needed also please note that for security our referred email address are very safe,thank you. Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured under your address.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claims has been processed and the money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past.

You can travel down to any of our seven paying stations for this award session, which might be any of the following countries where we have our lottery accounts deposited with different finance institution including: U.K , SWITZERLAND, BELGIUM, BRUNIE...e.t.c To begin your lottery claims , please contact solicitor to this great promotions organisation today,

Barrister Ole Bjorn Tellefsen
E-mail Address:tellesfenolebjorn@googlemail.com
Telephone no:+44 791 736 5253

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than this award session. Any claim not made before this date will be returned as unclaimed.

And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (PERRAS PROMOTION COMPANY & KING ASSOCIATES LTD.) Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, NOTE:- this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize because the money is already insured in your winning identity.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondence with your claims agent, You are to provide the below details,to enable the speedy evaluation and processing of your winnings. We advice that you adhere strictly to their procedures to avoid any disqualifications and subsequent cancellation.

To enable us file in your name for payment, please do provide the following information:
1.YOUR FULLNAME
2.YOUR ADDRESS
3.PHONE NUMBER/FAX NUMBER
4.YOUR REF NUMBER:(TICKET & SERIAL#)

The above detailed information will be absolutely necessary to file in your claims.

PLEASE NOTE:YOU ARE TO KEEP ALL LOTTERY INFORMATIONS FROM PUBLIC AS WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN CASES OF MULTIPLE CLAIMS PROCESSING OR COMPROMISE THE PRIVACY AND SECURITY OF ALL OUR WINNERS.THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF THE STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS.

Furthermore,If there be any change of address, please do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. All documents and Certificates related to your winning prize will be sent to you by the auditor general STAKES LOTTERY PROMOTIONS via courier to your postal address upon the transfer of your fund into your desired a/c information.

CONGRATULATIONS!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International promotions program. We wish you continue good fortunes.

Dr. Eduardo Luciano Duque
(Vice President)
17-04-2008.