"Every time you masturbate....God kills a kitten."

WOW! These guys , umm. . . Wait:

.They ARE from Cali.
..They are both priests.
...special order Krispy Kreme's from Washington
....Obviously do not like pussies,
......but love socks on their hands,
.......and enjoy video'ing puppets & dwarves {sorry "little people"}


BUT DO NOT THINK ABOUT TOUCHING YOUR 'PRIVATE PLACE' or god will smite you down & have a pack of cutting hares nibble @ your naughti bits.

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I don't know. It seems to these morons that, it is ok to kill small housepets, make fun of those that are not of normal stature, it is fine to show a sock puppet taking a load. "lets call him bunkey!".

But do not ever touch yourself "down there" not even when you go to make #1. AND NEVER TOUCH DOWN THERE WHEN DOING #2!!

For that is just heathen like & will not be toilet-rated.

Blessed Be all. I now have to go renounce my ordination;
Dr. Strangelove

P.S. I just hope that "Rick" at Krispy Kreme is not in charge of the pastry filling machine.