Let's not go to Camelot, it is such a silly place...

I cannot add anything to prepare you for what follows. Just beware of the beast.

Blessed Be, and the meaning of the grail will be yours.
Dr. S.

And yet again. MORE SQUIRREL!

I did not know the little buggers could be so talented.


Blessed Be, and feel the rhythm
Dr. S.

50s educational films - Part Three

This one comes straight from the Federal Bureau of Domestic Affairs.

So pay close attention guys!
For the life you save
may be your own.

Blessed Be, and be afraid, very VERY AFRAID!
Dr. Strangelove

50s educational films - Part Two

And yet another helpful cautionary film on ....

"How to
Spot Perverts"

Blessed Be, and always have enough tape handy!
Dr. Strangelove

50s educational films - Part One

Here is "a blast from the past":

"How to Treat
Lose Women"

Blessed Be, & follow closely
Dr. Strangelove

What the hell is a panini anyway?

Ok, some of you know my ravaging blood-lust against the politically correct bullshit that currently controls our lives.

Yet another thing that PISSES ME OFF to no extent is yuppie-bitch-marketing people, [not you Mr. Middlebrow], that make up a new fancy way to describe an old thing.

After careful & deep research I found out that Panini is just another way of saying......

A GRILLED SANDWICH!

Nothing more, nothing less. A couple chunks of bread, meat, cheese, and grill. THAT IS IT!

I did not know as a child, and continuing through the years of college, every time my mother, friend, or myself, made a grilled ham & cheese. We were making a 'gourmet delicacy'.

So cut the crap marketing people. Call a grilled sandwich, a fucking grilled sandwich!

And save us the cost of the bullshit ads that jack the goddamn price up of said sandwich.

Because I know many people that would rather pick up & eat a grilled cheese sandwich for $.50 than spend $5.00+ for the same damn thing that is called a name that nobody really understands.

Ohhh, wait, I finally see the ploy now. Not many people know what panini means, they just know it is trendy & that they gotta have it. Now it makes sense.

Blessed Be, And now I'm gonna go grill myself a panini on my George Forman waffle grille.
{note the 'e' on the end of grill? It makes it more trendy}
Dr. S.

inmate No. 28301-016 - prison sentence gets commuted

You may be asking "who the hell is "inmate No. 28301-016"?
ANSWER: Scooter Libby

After all of the Bullshit that has happened to try & sentence this mealy worm of a kiss ass to Dick Cheney, it was all negated by little King George. "I respect the jury's verdict," Bush said in a statement.

Yo Georgie, if you respected the verdict.
WHY THE FUCK GO AGAINST THEM?

The guy has been CONVICTED & SENTENCED! Again, like the Paris Hilton thing, those with money & connections get by with treatment that none of us in the vox-populi [sp?], could never dream of as a possible outcome of our wrong doings.

In the case of Scooter Libby, a.k.a. inmate No. 28301-016. [off topic, but anyone else remember the Libby's fruit jingle? I can't get it out of my head right now].

But he is getting no prison time for what he did. Where as you or I would probably be strapped down & executed like the Rosenburgs for treason & espionage.

This is yet another one of many of those "that shit don't fly with me" things that king George II has pulled. And Cheney is much worse from what little has slipped through the "I'm not responsible to anyone" net he has tried to construct around him. So click the link below to read the news story that set me off.

Bush commutes Libby prison sentence - Yahoo! News:

Blessed Be, question authority
Dr. Strangelove

P.S. also be very aware of big white or black vans with tinted windows & tons of antennas. For they and the occupants mean you great harm.

For all of you cubicle dwellers. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

One of my friends that is also an escapee of the cow god put me on to this.

ENJOY!

Whack Your Boss

Blessed Be, and always remember to call 'the cleaner'.