I found this & thought it needed to be brought up to the masses. It is basically a list of something to say to those that annoy after they invade you personal space. My favorite, and will be use @ Willy's is "What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?"

Some Useful Condescending Phrases: "You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication."

Some Useful Condescending Phrases

Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Blessed Be, and don't mess with my toys
Dr. Strangelove

BUSH HAS PROVED HE HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF HIS SURNAME

I was sleeping. I was having a dream of GREAT times with my past life.

And then the phone rang............

"L", A friend of mine called me to let me know d'bya was having a press conference. And he was just pulling random shit out of his ass, stuttering, several times contradicting himself within less than finishing a paragraph of what he is saying.

So I woke up enough to turn the TV on, & we bid our good byes.

And after less than 30 seconds

I had to call my dad, & let him know.

Dbuya IS A FUCKING MORON!!!!!

Blessed Be, and for whatever your 'god' belief is, and I know it might be too late.

IMPEACH BUSH!

Dr. Strangelove

The Best Henry Rollins Interview I Have Ever Seen

OK, I know some of you from California, Louisiana, Chicago, and here in the local area have been bitching about my lack of original content.

BUT
HENRY ROLLINS
IS COMING TO SIOUX FALLS!

So, deal with it.

And now as I promised last night.
The best interview I have ever seen with him

SVT: Kobra - Interview with Henry Rollins, part 1

SVT: Kobra - Interview with Henry Rollins, part 2

SVT: Kobra - Interview with Henry Rollins, part 3

Blessed be, and please don't miss Henry Rollins if he come to your area.
His spoken word shows will make you think and laugh, about what we all are having to deal with today.

Dr. Strangelove

some how, some where. . . . .

I can't understand how I got a a reference from this site via Site Meter.

But in the spirit of the holidays, check out the videos of these guys.

I could not understand what they were saying. But that did not prevent almost blowing my beer through my nose from laughing.

God Jul Jul Jul och Gott Nytt GAS-år önskar Tomas & Thomas!

Henry Rollins Spoken Word, here in Sioux Falls

As I & others found out the Henry Rollins tour plans for early 2008, and it included The Orpheum Theatre here in Sioux Falls, SD, we all went into frenzy about getting tickets.

So as of 12:47am 12/16/07, this is the tour schedule:

HENRY ROLLINS SPOKEN WORD TOUR 2008
1-14-08 Lorensbergsteatern / Gothenburg, Sweden
1-15-08 Sweden Rival / Stockholm, Sweden
1-16-08 Muffathalle / Munich, Germany
1-17-08 Kaufleuten / Zurich, Switzerland
1-19-08 Mousonturm / Frankfurt, Germany
1-20-08 Schauspielhaus / Hamburg, Germany
1-21-08 Passionskirche / Berlin, Germany
1-22-08 Gloria / Cologne, Germany
1-23-08 Paradiso / Amsterdam, Holland
1-24-08 AB / Brussel, Belgium
1-26-08 Hammersmith Apollo / London, UK
1-27-08 Colston Hall / Bristol, UK
1-28-08 Wulfren Hall / Wolverhampton, UK
1-29-08 Vicar St / Dublin, Ireland
1-30-08 Academy / Manchester, UK
1-31-08 Academy / Newcastle, UK

2-02-08 Music Hall / Aberdeen, UK
2-03-08 Theatre Royal / Glasgow, UK
2-19-08 First Avenue / Birmingham, AL -- etix.com
2-20-08 Hayes Theatre / Chattanooga, TN -- tickettracks.com
2-21-08 Lincoln Theatre / Raleigh, NC -- etix.com
2-22-08 Orange Peel / Asheville, NC -- ticketweb.com
2-23-08 40 Watt Club / Athens, GA -- 40watt.com
2-24-08 Bijou / Knoxville, TN -- knoxbijou.com
2-26-08 Sonar / Baltimore, MD -- Ticketmaster
2-27-08 Warsaw / Brooklyn, NY -- Ticketmaster
2-28-08 Warsaw / Brooklyn, NY -- Ticketmaster
2-29-08 House of Blues / Atlantic City, NJ -- Ticketmaster

3-01-08 Lupo's / Providence, RI -- etix.com
3-02-08 Le National / Montreal, Canada -- admission.com
3-03-08 Gig Theater / Kitchener, Canada -- ticketmaster.ca
3-04-08 Harro East / Rochester, NY -- tickets.com
3-05-08 Rex Theater / Pittsburgh, PA -- Ticketmaster
3-06-08 Egyptian Room / Indianapolis, IN -- Ticketmaster
3-08-08 New Daisy Theatre / Memphis, TN
3-11-08 Cains Ballroom / Tulsa, OK -- gettix.com
3-12-08 Rococo / Lincoln, NE -- etix.com
3-13-08 Val Air Ballroom / Des Moines, IA -- Ticketmaster
3-14-08 Orpheum Theatre / Sioux Falls, SD -- Ticketmaster
3-15-08 The Venue / Fargo, ND
3-16-08 Burton Cummings Theater / Winnipeg, Canada -- Ticketmaster
3-17-08 Odeon Events Center / Saskatoon, Canada -- Ticketmaster
3-18-08 Conexus Arts Centre Convention Hall / Regina, Canada

If you want updates goto his site at either:
http://21361.com/ - Henry Rollins' web site home
http://21361.com/website/news/index.html - Tour Schedule

And I just found a few videos of "literally" old Henry on YouTube.

This is a few of them:
Henry Rollins talking about Madonna on Cutting Edge April 85


Henry Rollins cruising down Melrose Ave talking about Watts


I laughed hard when I saw these two vid's knowing how Henry looks now.

Tomorrow, one of the best Henry Rollins interviews I have EVER seen.

Blessed Be, & if you have a chance to see Rollins.

DO IT!

Dr. Strangelove. [not Tim the pilot]

Who the hell Amy Winehouse? And why should I give a shit?

I have been reading a tonne of news on this person lately, not by choice. I have 2 questions:

1. Who is this bitch?
2. And is she a dark-side idiot bimbo clone of paris hilton?

I just ask because, aside from the fucked up shit she has been pulling.

Just what the fuck does this dipshit media whore actually do?

Tearful Amy Winehouse returns home after visiting husband in jail - and has to crawl under the gates because she's lost her keys | the Daily Mail

Blessed be, remember your keys, and wipe the coke off of your nose before leaving
Dr. S.

AVAST YE SWARLY LUBBERS!

My pirate name is:

Black John Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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