Friday, May 11, 2007

SSI Shredding Demonstrations

This is what us might visually could happen when your significant other leaves you. Ugly, but cathartic.

At least in the dumpee's mind.

SSI Shredding Demonstrations

Blessed Be, and hand me something to feed the beast.
Dr. S.

Friday, May 04, 2007

This is cool accordion music

I know many organ players & Toccata & Fugue in D minor is a byatch to play, but a fantastic piece of music. This guy does it on an accordion very impressively.


And Part two...


Blessed Be, and be an organ doner
Dr. S.

God for geeks

If you have ever worked on a true mainframe computer, you may enjoy this. Otherwise it a fun take on creation. It will take a bit of time to get through though, it is like an old teletype running at 300 baud.

Click Below.

Blessed Be, and pass the key-punch stack

Monday, April 30, 2007

Psychology Today: A Nation of Wimps

This is proof of what I, my good friend Steve, and others call....

THE PUSSYFICATION OF AMERICA

Psychology Today: A Nation of Wimps

Blessed Be, and have a merry Beltane
Dr. S.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

So, maybe this is why I have been sick?

Since I started at Century Theatres, I have constantly been sick. I thought it might be my diet, [changed that]. I thought it might have been dealing with the toxic chemicals, [no ventilation in my workroom]. And then I just passed it off as stress, [work hours varied, mostly overnight when no-one else is there, and being 24/7 on call].

But, I found this article that made me think. I have dealt with more than 300 compact fluorescent light bulbs in replacing them while at Century. Most of which were cheap lamps that had broken away from the base. The only way to remove/replace them was to use a pliers & yank it out of the socket while standing directly below the fixture.

CFL's are great on energy savings.

But up until now, I didn't realize how bad for the environment, and ourselves, they are.

I personally will stick with buying a lamp that, if it breaks, I might cut myself cleaning up. Rather than while cleaning up the mess, I not only cut myself, but poison myself.

Blessed Be, & if you have a bad CFL, the toxic waste station is @ the bottom of the north Cliff hill, just off of the Sioux River. [I think that is ironic]

Dr. S.



How much money does it take to screw in a compact fluorescent light bulb? About US$4.28 for the bulb and labour -- unless you break the bulb. Then you, like Brandy Bridges of Ellsworth, Maine, could be looking at a cost of about US$2,004.28, which doesn't include the costs of frayed nerves and risks to health.

Sound crazy? Perhaps no more than the stampede to ban the incandescent light bulb in favour of compact fluorescent light bulbs (CFLs).

According to an April 12 article in The Ellsworth American, Bridges had the misfortune of breaking a CFL during installation in her daughter's bedroom: It dropped and shattered on the carpeted floor.

Aware that CFLs contain potentially hazardous substances, Bridges called her local Home Depot for advice. The store told her that the CFL contained mercury and that she should call the Poison Control hotline, which in turn directed her to the Maine Department of Environmental Protection.

The DEP sent a specialist to Bridges' house to test for mercury contamination. The specialist found mercury levels in the bedroom in excess of six times the state's "safe" level for mercury contamination of 300 billionths of a gram per cubic meter. The DEP specialist recommended that Bridges call an environmental cleanup firm, which reportedly gave her a "low-ball" estimate of US$2,000 to clean up the room. The room then was sealed off with plastic and Bridges began "gathering finances" to pay for the US$2,000 cleaning. Reportedly, her insurance company wouldn't cover the cleanup costs because mercury is a pollutant.

Given that the replacement of incandescent bulbs with CFLs in the average U.S. household is touted as saving as much as US$180 annually in energy costs -- and assuming that Bridges doesn't break any more CFLs -- it will take her more than 11 years to recoup the cleanup costs in the form of energy savings.

The potentially hazardous CFL is being pushed by companies such as Wal-Mart, which wants to sell 100 million CFLs at five times the cost of incandescent bulbs during 2007, and, surprisingly, environmentalists.

It's quite odd that environmentalists have embraced the CFL, which cannot now and will not in the foreseeable future be made without mercury. Given that there are about five billion light bulb sockets in North American households, we're looking at the possibility of creating billions of hazardous waste sites such as the Bridges' bedroom.

Usually, environmentalists want hazardous materials out of, not in, our homes. These are the same people who go berserk at the thought of mercury being emitted from power plants and the presence of mercury in seafood. Environmentalists have whipped up so much fear of mercury among the public that many local governments have even launched mercury thermometer exchange programs.

As the activist group Environmental Defense urges us to buy CFLs, it defines mercury on a separate part of its Web site as a "highly toxic heavy metal that can cause brain damage and learning disabilities in fetuses and children" and as "one of the most poisonous forms of pollution."

Greenpeace also recommends CFLs while simultaneously bemoaning contamination caused by a mercury-thermometer factory in India. But where are mercury-containing CFLs made? Not in the United States, under strict environmental regulation. CFLs are made in India and China, where environmental standards are virtually non-existent.

And let's not forget about the regulatory nightmare in the U.S. known as the Superfund law, the EPA regulatory program best known for requiring expensive but often needless cleanup of toxic waste sites, along with endless litigation over such cleanups.

We'll eventually be disposing billions and billions of CFL mercury bombs. Much of the mercury from discarded and/or broken CFLs is bound to make its way into the environment and give rise to Superfund liability, which in the past has needlessly disrupted many lives, cost tens of billions of dollars and sent many businesses into bankruptcy.

As each CFL contains five milligrams of mercury, at the Maine "safety" standard of 300 nanograms per cubic meter, it would take 16,667 cubic meters of soil to "safely" contain all the mercury in a single CFL. While CFL vendors and environmentalists tout the energy cost savings of CFLs, they conveniently omit the personal and societal costs of CFL disposal.

Not only are CFLs much more expensive than incandescent bulbs and emit light that many regard as inferior to incandescent bulbs, they pose a nightmare if they break and require special disposal procedures. Yet governments (egged on by environmentalists and the Wal-Marts of the world) are imposing on us such higher costs, denial of lighting choice, disposal hassles and breakage risks in the name of saving a few dollars every year on the electric bill? - Steven Milloy publishes JunkScience.com and CSRWatch.com. He is a junk-science expert and advocate of free enterprise, and an adjunct scholar at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

1972. The year that made my life

There are some people that do not agree with me with the outcome of the election between McGovern & nixon. But, as I sat stuffing envelopes, during the 1972 election at the "National Headquarters". I knew this guy was one of the best men I would ever meet.

I remember the fun, but at the same time serious aura of working there.

And that is why I helped out the next time around.

But while riding my ten-speed home down 18th street, after volunteering for the next campaign. I hit a pot-hole, destroyed the whole front end of my bike. [handlebar broke & dropped into the spokes]. Fortunately there was an SFPD two cars back from the idiot that tried to pass me thus forcing me into the pothole.

He helped me up, took me home, and I will never forget the look on my mothers face when I got out of the police car. After explaining what had happened, and with my bike totally trashed.

DIRECTLY TO THE HOSPITAL!

{seriously, I meant this post to be short. But this cathartic.}

The next summer my grandmother noticed & thought the lump on my shoulder might be a cancer. So I go back into the hospital, {I can't name it, but it used to start with an 'S', and still does}, and I go through x-ray & a bunch of other crap only to find out that I had a compacted bone in my right shoulder.

SO, Now to the point....

I got an email from my father. He is responsible for my political, but he & my mother shaped me into the socially conscious person I am now.

BUT NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT AT TIMES!!

So, not to bore you anymore, and I know that you are wondering were the hell I am going with this.............

Dick Cheney made a comment about George McGovern. And for me, I hurt.

The text from the email my father received this info was:

At last, Senator McGovern answered the recent uncalled for swipe taken by Vice President Cheney. Cheney attempted to blackball opponents to continuing the invasion and occupation of Iraq by comparing them to George McGovern. Cheney, who avoided service in our nation’s military, felt that comparing war opponents to McGovern would stir national hatred against the Democrats in Congress. Frankly, comparing the Democratic members of Congress to a World War II hero who was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross serves as a compliment to them. Do you know any Republicans who’d feel honored being called a “Dick Cheney Republican?”

I have prattled on long enough. Here are the links to the L.A. Times story. Otherwise this post will now go on forever. However, I still cannot believe the VP of our nation would be as dumb as his boss for such a public flub.


George McGovern: Cheney is wrong about me, wrong about war

And the opinions of others:

Votes of support for McGovern

Blessed Be, and please, I ask you to not be an ass to those that give a crap about OUR nation

Dr. S.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Art of Pole Dancing

This is semi-NSFW, but it is still a great video. This woman is more of a gymnast than "stripper". And I have only seen one other woman that can pull off [don't giggle] these kind of moves.


Blessed Be the flexible
Dr. Strangelove

Saturday, April 21, 2007

a young boy named Rocky Raccoon

A fellow named Led, had a song stuck in his head.
The song was Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles.
He tried to sing it to someone, just to have fun
And we were all on pins & needles.

But after the first, of many a verse
he forgot the rest of the words
But the doctor himself, with a network of wealth
but I can't find a rhyme except turds.

AHH SCREW IT! I couldn't think up good final line!

I found this so that he can annoy & perplex his coworkers even more:

Rocky raccoon

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot - he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better, I'll be better doc as soon as I am able

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival

Goo goo ka choob,
Dr. S.

SPRING IS HERE!

You know that spring is officially here when you see the flowers blooming.OK technically it is a weed, but a flower just the same.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

This video ROCKS!

I came across this video by accident & had to share it with you. You can either click the title or link below. Or once the video starts below, hit pause. It takes a while to load while streaming, just pause until the load bar is at least half way across.
It is worth the wait.
ENJOY!

PIKAPIKA: PIKA PIKA 2007 release!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The only thing to fear, is the paranoia of fear itself

I found this story & I totally agree with the this mom's point of view. Read & decide for yourself:
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MSNBC.com
Newsweek.com

We Protect Kids From Everything But Fear
With hand sanitizer and long-sleeved swimsuits, we're teaching our children a dangerous lesson.
By Paula Spencer
Newsweek

April 2, 2007 issue - Four 11- and 12-year-old girls stood in front of my open pantry, mouths gaping wide. "Look! Fruit Roll-Ups!" "Oh, my God! Chocolate-chip cookies!" "You have regular potato chips? We only get the soy kind!"

After 14 years and four kids, I thought I'd feel comfortable as a mother. Instead, I'm increasingly aware of a prickly new sensation: that I'm some kind of renegade. Who knew that buying potato chips would become a radical act? Or that letting my daughters walk home from school alone would require administration approval? How did I, a middle-of-the-road mom, become a social deviant?

Fear is the new fuel of the American mom. If it's not fear of her child becoming obese, it's the fear of falling behind, missing out on a sports scholarship or winding up with a thin college-rejection envelope.

Apparently I'm not nervous enough. Last summer while I was loafing in front of the TV with my kids, the most benign things morphed into menaces. For example, the sun: long-sleeved, UV-protective swimsuits were all the rage at my neighborhood pool, while I could barely remember to bring the year-old sunscreen. The water wasn't safe either: at the beach I saw tots dressed in flotation belts and water wings—for shelling along the shore. And goodbye, cotton candy and hot dogs! At a major-league game I saw moms and dads nix the stuff as if they'd never eaten the occasional ballpark treat. As if their children would balloon into juvenile-diabetes statistics if a single swig of sugary soda passed their lips.

Half my kids' friends—who already make A's and B's—had summer tutors in order to "keep it fresh." I thought vacation was for relaxing and recharging. What would our pioneer foremoms think? (You want something to worry about, let me show you frostbite, typhoid and bears!) Heck, what must our own mothers think? (Snap out of it! Go worry about something truly scary, like how you're going to pay for retirement!)

I thought that once the kids were back in school, things would calm down. Instead, a fresh seasonal crop of anxiety sprouted, this time over corruptive candy fund-raisers and insufficient use of hand sanitizer. I know one mom who wants to change her son's schedule because he doesn't know anyone in his classes; she's worried he'll be "socially traumatized" all year. Another is afraid of a learning disability she just read about, though her child seems bright and charming to me.

And then there's playground panic. I had to laugh when an Australian study recently found that playground injuries continue to rise despite safety improvements. One of the suspected reasons: the safe new play structures are so boring that kids are taking more risks in order to have fun.

The fears are as irrational as they are rampant. Recently my children's elementary school failed to meet adequate yearly progress goals for a particular minority's reading progress under the No Child Left Behind Act and was placed on a warning list. This meant parents might gain the right to transfer their children to another school in the district. Never mind that this very same school sent more kids to the district's gifted program than any other, or that this entire district has the highest SAT scores in the state. The day the news broke, six different moms (none in the affected minority) asked me if I was planning to transfer my kids. From neighborhood pride and joy to threat to child's future overnight.

It's not that I think parents shouldn't worry about anything. I'm personally petrified of SUV drivers on cell phones. I fret as much as the next mom about how to pay for college. I pray my kids won't wander onto MySpace and post something dumb.

But you can't go around afraid of everything. It's too exhausting! No matter how careful you are, bad stuff happens (diaper rash, stitches, all your friends assigned to another class). And it's seldom the end of the world.

Watching my daughter's friends ogle my pantry, I realized there's one big, legitimate fear that I haven't heard anybody mention: what's the effect of our collective paranoia on the kids? Yes, these very kids we want to be so self-sufficient, responsible, confident, happy and creative (not to mention not food-obsessed). They're growing up thinking these weirdly weenie views are healthy and normal.

Walking out my front door that day, each girl happily clutched a plastic baggie stuffed with the exotic kid snacks that my daughter had doled out in pity. I may be a rebel mom, but at least I'm not afraid of a chocolate-chip cookie.

Spencer lives in Chapel Hill, N. C.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17770831/site/newsweek/page/2/


© 2007 MSNBC.com

Blessed Be, play hard, eat the cookies, and dump that soy based crap!
Doctors orders.
Dr. Strangelove

Monday, April 09, 2007

I would love to do this!

I found this nifty little note & would love to shake this guy's hand:

I love animals, but this is BULLSHIT!

PETA for me stands "People Eat Tasty Animals". But having seeing this site, I will be grilling tomorrow.
[I don't know what right now. But it will taste like chicken]

Shortly after eating a delivery of Bob's chicken. Click below


GIMMIE A FUCKIN' BREAK YOU PASTEY ASS'S!!!!!

People are just too fucking "P.C." now days. It is time now to stop the silly bullshit to not offend people.

LETS BREAK AWAY & TELL THE POLI. CORRECT, ANEMIC, SOON TO BE A BAIN ON OUR HEALTH SYSTEM, DIP SHITS, THAT WE STAND STRONG, {because we eat real food/with REAL protein}, AND PUT THESE GELFLINGS where they belong.

That would be @ the nearest granola shop.

Don't get me wrong, I recycle, I re-use, and I try to compost a bunch of things that I use.

But right now. "PETA, HELLO!?!?!? GIVE UP THE FUCKING FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

You have tried this over twenty times, and KFC has won every time.
.
Nobody really cares when it comes down to it.
.
Blessed Be, and please pass the BBQ sauce.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

I need my car washed

I think every town needs a car-wash full of hot zombie women.
Naked Ape "Fashion Freak"

Blessed Be, And remember to keep the windows up.

Just to spice things up

I give you . . .
"Stewie's Sex Party"
NSFW FOR VISUAL REASONS

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Paper vs. Paper | haha.nu - This is just cute & fun

Click below to see the video.
It is just like my last few Ex's,- Short, Cute & Funny.

Paper vs. Paper | haha.nu - a lifestyle blogzine

Blessed Be

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Hey I'm banned in China!

I found a link to this site that will check any URL that you type in to see if it is a censored web site to those in China. I know that I am not wholly banned because I have had repeated hits from Beijing, so there must be ways of getting around the "firewall".


All the same, it is still a fun web thing to check out.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Yip yips meet the telephone

I don't think I need to explain this to anyone...

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I am bored with life

I know everyone has had a few bad days. I my self, right now, am sitting in my bedroom trying to think of what movie to watch. Will it be Desperado, Drunken Master, or Bubba Ho-Tep?

Plain & simple....................

I am bored right now.

I am so sick of hearing the newest info on and about some fat blonde dying & how it happened, what she looked like, and what led up to the whales death.

WHO FUCKING CARES, THE BITCH IS DEAD!

There is a shit-ton of WAY more important things to report in the "news" than that.

There are people being needlessly killed for a war that 'officially' ended four fucking years ago. Not just Americans, but innocent bystanders that are just trying to live their lives without conflict.

We have payed enough. We have become the school bully of the world. What is next?

Let us give Iran a wedgie & a swirllie just because King George the second says so.

Let me check here:
  • Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. -- never found, and if they were found, the US most likely gave them to them
  • Iran has been mostly a lap dog staying under the radar since the hostage thing. {that is why the US gave Iraq the shit to kill people in Iran} And they have not done anything to piss us off since then.
  • Muslims as a whole, are not different then anyone else. But after the twin towers, If you have dark skin and have an accent, the populous immediately think you must be a threat or a terrorist.
  • We {the US} really didn't have issues with Iraq, aside from oil supply.
  • Iran used to be "the good guys", we supplied a buttload of weapons & aircraft back in the day
  • Now Iran is the "bad guys"
  • They aren't. They just want to build a fucking nuke power plant. And the type they were planning cannot produce any shit usable for a weapon other than making you glow in the dark.
  • Peace & harmony on the other side of the globe would be nice but, THE US IS NOT THE BIG BROTHER OF THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!
We have lost over 4,000 men & women since the "war" was over. Now we have the war that has been going on since in Iraq, Afghanistan, and possibly coming up Iran.

And there are no answers of why we are still doing this.

And how is it that no one can find a six foot plus guy in a dress that needs dialysis on a daily basis?

[for you in the cheap seats, I refer to Osama Bin Laden]

IT SHOULD NOT BE THAT FUCKING HARD!

In the end, I dunno, Depeche Mode said it best:
people are people

So..... I am no longer bored. I am tired, pissed, [both the US & UK interpretation], and need to sleep.

Blessed Be, And don't needlessly kill anyone.
Dr. S.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Yet again. . . FUN WITH SQUIRRELS & BASKETS!

As some of you know, I have an on going thing about the little furry tailed [cute/nasti] animals.

It all started with my post about Squirrel Fishing.
And then went on afterwards with the post "Fun with squirrels, Part two" about the Squngee & the Squngee Deluxe
Later on came, "Do not under estimate the power of squirrel"
But the most odd was the story of "Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'."

If you are reading this & curious, scroll up & type squirrel in the search box above, then click search blog to the right.

But I don't know if I could still now describe my feelings when I saw this.

I love animals. I have an affection for rabbits, and some other small [wait until I find a King Lop though], animals. I love dogs too. But in my eyes, everything & everyone is fair game of needing care.
[Even cats, although I am extremely allergic to them.]

But my P.E.T.A. stands for &, = People Eat Tasty Animals.

And this video made me wonder that if my friends & I were bored & had the resources to something like this, then build the rig.

What would be our choice?

Expired food from the fridge that nobody can identify, or unsuspecting rodent foraging for food.
It is semi-funny though with the music. Just a warning, the audio is LOUD!



But then again. . . It IS pretty damn funny.

Blessed Be.
But if I find ANY of you doing this to a hungry bunny.

I and several of my 6'+ / 200+lb. friends will show you how it feels to be slung across the backyard.
Dr. S.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Can you say attention whore

I do not know which bimbo pisses me off for bad & unjustified news coverage. Britney going ape-shit with the clippers, or Ana-nik-smit, [on purpose since I don't wanna get taged by gooogle monsters] dying. But, I am sorry.

It really is no loss to the world that either of them is dead, or kills themselves.

THEY ARE MORONIC DUMB-ASSED BIMBOS!!!!!!!

I do not give a poisoned rats ass about either of these media whores.

And I, as well as others, are really, really, sick & tired of hearing about idiots with no talent that have done some stupid thing.

The fat bitch is dead.

Deal with it

The bald psycho is contained [for now]

Again, deal with it.

If you worship someone, let it be your significant other, kids, mom & dad.

Just do not worship bleached/shaved blonde dumb-assed twunts like these idiots.

click the header, or the thing below to read the story.

CelebPHOTO:

Blessed Be, & enjoy life without slutting yourself out
Dr. Stranglove

Thursday, March 01, 2007

This is close to what I used to do [NSFW]

I used to, as well as many of you that view this site, bow down to the cow god.

I found this video, and knew that many of you will enjoy it.



Blessed be, and use the mute button at will
Dr. Strangelove

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Yes folks, more silly bitching about silly things

I cannot comprehend what the hell is going through these peoples minds.

Even Rush Limbaugh said "It's just a television show! Get a grip." For someone of that level of right-wing idiotic spew.

You know this was a dumb idea.

So instead of a copy/paste of the story. And giving credit to Peter Carlson of the Washington Post.

Which I just did. [cheeky little monkey that I am]

Read it for yourself. You may laugh. You may cry. But you are more likely to go.

W.T.F?

Jack Bauer of '24,' The Interrogator's Marquee de Sade? - washingtonpost.com

Blessed Be, and please stop bitching about crap that does not matter!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

In Honour of the 2600, Try to do this with your Wii

Anyone that is old enough to remember the good old days before Wii, Nintendo, XBox, or any PS #'s, will enjoy this video from the Chemical Brothers.

My good buddy LED claims to have seen this years ago [2000'ish]. And he has been seeking for it since. I asked him if he may have had thoughts of it in as dream, or maybe a chemically induced haze. He stated that had crossed his mind.

But know he has proof of its existence. ENJOY!
Chemical Brothers meets Atari 2600


Blessed Be, & game on
Dr. S

Thursday, February 15, 2007

What will people bitch about next?

In the world today people complain about some silly things, but this is ridiculous! The story comes from WJZ (cbs) in Baltimore.

Feb 11, 2007 8:22 am US/Eastern

The Blind Say Hybrid Cars Could Endanger Lives

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Suzanne Collins
Reporting

(WJZ) ANNAPOLIS, Md. A house committee in Annapolis voted "yes" to a bill Thursday which would require more hybrid cars to be sold in Maryland.

But, as WJZ's Suzanne Collins reports, there is one group of people saying a law like that could endanger their lives.

The National Federation of the Blind said it is very concerned about any law that would require more hybrid and fuel efficient cars be sold because those cars make very little noise.

"For blind people we use the sound of the traffic not only to determine when to cross the street, but to navigate, and hybrid vehicles are silent," said Chris Danielsen from the Federation of the Blind.

Many blind people have said they support conserving fuel and promoting a clean environment, but they want an amendment to the Maryland bill, which would require hybrids to make noise.

Advocates for the blind have made two suggestions to lawmakers. One is to have the radiator fan of the hybrid vehicle go on when the cars go into electric mode, the other is to put something in the car's wheel well to make noise when the car is moving.

Blind city-goers explained they can hear the wind resistance of cars on a high speed highway or the grinding of gravel on a country road, but when crossing city streets they need to hear the car's engine.

John Pare belongs to the National Federation of the Blind and he is very concerned about the bill. "The traffic and the sound of the cars give a very clear signal of what the pattern is, when stopping, when accelerating, when they're turning."

A test was done at the National Federation of the Blind's Headquarters with a Toyota Prius and a Honda Hybrid. Testers said the Honda was quiet but they could not hear the Toyota at all.

"I never heard the car until it actually touched me, I was shocked," said Pare.

The Vice Chairman of the House Environmental Affairs Committee said there is no language in Maryland's clean car bill to address the concerns of the blind. But, a strong suggestion will be made to the Department of Transportation to come up with some solutions.

Supporters have also said the technology necessary to make hybrids a little bit noisier would not add too much to the cost of the car.

MMVII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)

Just when I thought Poli.-Cor. turned everyone to zombies

And after a theatre group in florida had to change the name to "the Hoo-Haa Monologues" because some woman did not want to explain to he niece what a vagina was. [I lost the link] We will now have it live @ Augie. This is from yesterdays Argus-leader:

"The Vagina Monologues" coming to Augie
Published: February 14, 2007

“The Vagina Monologues” will be performed by the women of Augustana College at 5:30 p.m. Thursday.

The performance will take place in the Back Alley in the Morrison Commons. Cost is $1 for students and $2 for adults.

Tickets are available at the door and 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Commons’ mailboxes Thursday.

All proceeds will benefit the Rape and Domestic Abuse Crisis Center of Sioux Falls and the V-Day organization.

If you can come, do it. It is for a good cause.

Blessed Be, and don't be afraid of talking about what you have.

Dr. S.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Male Restroom Etiquette

This is something that you need to concider, as well as watchout for if you do not follow the rules.

What you do in the rest room, does not leave the rest room.

But that only applies if YOU FOLLOW THE RULES!

The video may be long. But it is worth watching to the end. IT IS FUNNY!

{disclaimer: not safe for work, not safe for small children, and females should not be allowed to view. [It will give up our secrets of what we do whilest in the sanctuary].}

And it explains why the women may 'powder noses' together.

And why men, even if the back teeth are floating will wait, if they see another guy go into the bathroom, and leave, before going in to relieve themselves.

It may be long. But it is worth the watch.




Blessed Be, and don't violate the rules of the urinal.
Dr. S.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Sioux Falls made the list @ It's Knuttz - Police Vehicles

I was cruising through Fark & found this site.

I scrolled down the list & found this.

It's our own SFPD love bug.

Yes It is mostly used for going to schools for the DARE program.
...And sometimes it will pull you over for speeding in a school zone.

BUT I THINK IT IS COOL THAT THE SIOUX FALLS COPS MADE THE LIST!

To see the others in contention, goto It's Knuttz - Police Vehicles. Some of them are damn cool.

We are about half the page down.

Blessed Be, And be safe out there...

Dr. S.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

I like Ben Folds' Music

I first found this video at I-am-bord.com & Thought to post it to hear for your pleasure.

DeCadence (an A Cappella group at UC Berkeley) sings Ben Folds version of Bitches Ain't Shit. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LITTLE EARS!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

If my tire was slashed, I will do the same to their soul

I left my favorite watering hole @ exactly 2am.

I hear a thumping sound while driving down the street. I thought it was just the crappy plow job.

I quickly found out otherwise when my car grabbed [mind you on black ice] and did a severe pull to the right.

Fortunatly this happened just before the gas stop. So I pulled in & discovered that my right front tire is not only flat, but popped both of the beads. [read it was dead four blocks prior]

I just got home thirty minutes ago, [4:32am]. I have spent this time unthawing my toes, knees, and my right hand fingers.

I am pissed off.

Not just because of the blowout, but I had several boys in blue do drive-by's watching me, many more others just plain pull up to the truck pumps & not ask if I was ok,[all this time I am screaming at the top of my lungs].

But it was one of those situations where I had 3/4 of the crap in my trunk spread out in the parking lot to get to the spare tire & my jack.

NO I WAS NOT OK, AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE SOME HELP DUMBASS!~

Uh,humm, ok be calm....... So anyway I find my 2 ton bottle jack, however I cannot find the bar for it, [now I have totally emptied the trunk, and there is two rows of shit 15 feet back, {one for car stuff, the other for silly crap}, and I still cannot find the bar for the jack.

And I have to pee.

So, knowing that I have a cop watching me from across the street, I just can't walk behind the tow-truck & whip it out. I grabbed a bottle of antifreeze & "diluted the mix".

And now without my bottle jack, I had to use the jack that came with the car.

Bad move.

I broke the knuckle-buster bar on that jack [photos to follow], and then got the car off the ground with the bottle jack using a pry bar, a pipe, & the lug wrench.

I finally got the tire off & got the doughnut on & realized "how the hell am I going to get this bitch back on the ground?"

Simple: Pack your shit up, fire the car up, and throw it in drive.

This is when I realized I could no longer feel my toes, knees, or my right hand down to the palm.

This is also when I realized that the cops were no longer keeping an eye on me. So I 'was good to go'. I circle the gas stop several times, retightened the lug nuts, then made my way home.

But, when I look at the tire tomorrow, and the 5" mark on the sidewall is really a slash.

Once I find out who did it. They will realize what kind of pandora's box they have unleashed.

Blessed Be, and don't fuck with someone that you do not know what, how, or who they know.

Dr. Stranglelove

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Return of Captain Invincible

Look...Up on the Screen...Its Absurd...Its Insane...Its...

I don't know how many people feel about shlocky B-movies, but I love them. And not only is this pure shlock with Alan Arkin as a retired alcoholic ex-superhero, and Christopher Lee as the Evil Mr Midnight. But it is a musical as well! Decide for yourselves. But I'm sure that anyone from Wild Willy's will enjoy it.



Blessed Be, (and don't forget to "Have a short or a Port or a snort of any sort")
Dr. Strangelove

Fuitcake ranks higher than Bush in polls

A CBS News poll states that Dubya' has an approval rating now of 28%.

According to the story linked below getting kicked in the balls [41%], & stepping dog shit [35%] ranks higher among a list of others.

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Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online

Blessed Be, and eat your Brussel Sprouts[51%]
Dr. s.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

I can't sleep, I have MIDWAY MADNESS

T-MINUS EIGHT HOURS:
I am watching CBS Sunday morning. I am happy that I still have my father who will be watching the Bears & Colts fight it out in the Super Bowl.

But I wish my Grandfather Chalma was still around to see the Bears get this far. {And possibly beat the snot out of the former Baltimore Colts}.

Which brings to when 'DA BEARS won the play-offs. I was at my favorite pub, the game ended, and I had to call my dad to see if saw the game. Both he & I were born, & are from Hammond Indiana. So I was at an impass of if the Colts won, who should I cheer for?

Beings that where we were born & the family house is several hundred yards from South Chicago, but actually from Indiana, there was an odd convolution of who to side with.

But after asking my father about this he quickly reminded me of how the Colts came to Indiana. They left Baltimore in the middle of the night. Without warning eight moving vans pulled up & packed all of the teams gear & stuff, and disapeared into the night. Thus......

They are not an Indiana team, because true Hoosiers would not do something like that.

So I will remain a Chicago Bears fan as I have for many years through good & bad. {Unlike many of the purple shirted butt-munchers that have no loyalty when the 'queens [more often than not] suck ass}.

I just wish my Grand Father was still alive to see The Bears play this game.

That, and I wish I could get some sleep before the game.

Blessed Be, GO BEARS!!!,

& if you are near Sioux Falls this afternoon come up to Willys. We will have a tonne of food, & a tonne of fun!

Dr. S.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Herpes, no, I said hair piece

As they said in the breakfast club:

"you wear tights grabbing other guys...."
"It is standard sports gear uniform"
"yeah, umm, tights"

And now, after more than 25 years ago when the wrestlers in high school wrote off us theatre geeks as what ever simple minded thing they could pull out of the tiny litttle minds.

WHO GETS HERPES MORE YOU SPANDEX BITCHES?!?!?!?!?

I had to have a big laugh loud enough to wake the people upstairs, [and yes I woke them up], when I hear about 'mat herpes' that all of these kids have been exposed to, yea, unknowingly not told about by wrestleing coaches that have known about this shit since before I was in high-school in the 80's.

So, what I am saying:
  1. you wear tights
  2. you basicaly hump your opponent to the ground
  3. you get herpes from the foam padding that you flop around on, or the other sweaty GUY that you are attempting to get on top of
  4. and the coach yells at you if you do not go down on your opponent fast enough
  5. he is also wearing tights
  6. plain an simple Y.A.F.M

Where as in what I did [technical theatre]
  1. the women wear the tights, & look a hella better than you will ever will
  2. the boys that humped each other were private, and not school sanctioned
  3. so were the girls, [but that was something GREAT to watch]
  4. in theatre/music, we were smart enough to know where & how we got an S.T.D
  5. 98% of the time we were not wearing lycra/spandex, and if we did, we wore a condom
  6. and you muttonhead jocks think we are the 'fags'?
Who slaps each other on the ass? Jocks 1
Who makes more money after school? Theatre 1
Once you blow out your knee, elbow, etc. Will you still have a career? Maybe in used car sales.
Theatre 2 - Jocks [should be -1] still 1
And between the jocks & the theatre geeks....

Only jocks will shower together.

Theatre people have seperate dressing rooms

And we have fewer S.T.D.'s than the bung headed shitbags that roll around on a plastic mat in jumpsuits that would make a cheerleader blush.

So, right now I say GOOD FUCKING DEAL YOU THUNKERS!

The score as I see it is: Jocks - 1{herpes infected} / Theatre _69 {and clean}

Blessed Be, just wipe down the mat before your anal fantasy.

Dr. Strangelove

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Cartoon Net campaign creates Boston bomb scare



When a good [and pretty damn cool] ad campaign goes bad, just call the bomb squad, Department of homeland [in]security, and lock down the city
LiveLeak.com - Cartoon Net campaign creates Boston bomb scare

I saw a blurb on the news about this last night & thought "Who the f%^k would mistake these things for bombs? They are printed circuit boards with leds. What fu*king morons!"

Then I read about it & THEN I thought "Great way of getting a shyte-tonne of free pr". I have friends in advertising that would kill for all of the press this has generated.

Go ahead & click the link to the video above, it's pretty cool.

Blessed Be, but watch out for LED's
Dr. S

UPDATE: NBC Nightly News just did a story on Boston's panic attack.
<{CLICK HERE TO SEE}>
And I just found a good page from Gothamist.com that covers the story:

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

This week-end at Willy's - [not Bernies]

So, here how it goes, we have a Mega Super Bowl party on Sunday.

But we also have the UFC, [Ultimite Fighting Championship], fight pay per view Satuday the 3rd. So come on up!

And one of our own So. Dak. boys Lutter is the feature match.

It will be fun, it could be ugly, but it still will be fun.

But if you are under age........ You wil be freezeing your ass off in the parking lot or downtown in the pokey.

Blessed Be, and fight fight fare.

Dr. Strangelove

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

And now for a public sevice annoucement...

All I can say is I wish our local Humane Society had the balls to do a campaign like this.
[giggle]




And my favorite.....





Saturday, January 27, 2007

MORE FUN WITH SQUIRRELS!

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Black squirrel (archive)
Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

Friday, January 26, 2007

The Blues Brother, and he is only 11 years old

I loves the blues. This is known by many people that know me. As Drew @ Fark.com said: "Scrawny 11 year old with classes shows you why he'll get laid before every football player at his school"
This kid ROCKS!

So, now I know what to say. Thanks to the Aussie's

Muffin tops beat affluenza in Australia�

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australians love their muffin tops -- but not the kind you buy from a bakery.

The arbiter of Australian English, the Macquarie Dictionary, has declared "muffin top" the word of the year for 2006 -- even though it is two words -- defeating "affluenza", a noun that describes dissatisfaction with consumerism.

The dictionary defines "Muffin top" as a colloquial noun that refers to the fold of fat around the midriff which spills over the top of tight-fitting pants or skirts on the overweight.

"The vivid imagery of this word with its sense of playfulness and the fact that it is an Australianism made it the clear winner," the judges said.

Judges Gavin Brown and Stephen Garton, both professors at Sydney University, and Dictionary publisher Susan Butler said "muffin top" had spread globally due to the popular TV comedy Kath and Kim, which pokes fun at suburban life Down Under.

The victory for "muffin top" came after it was shortlisted for the 2005 American Dialect Society's most creative word, only to lose out to "whale tail" - the bit of a g-string, or thong, that shows above the waistband at the back of pants or skirts.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Caviat about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

So in my 'hood, I get jumped by some kids with Glocks.
I won't fight them.
I will reach for my Gerber multi-tool.
They laugh at me.

Then I pop them & "Spread cherry pie all over the place".

wcbstv.com - CBS 2 Exclusive: A Weapon That Even Scares Cops

Sunday, January 21, 2007

DA' BEARS ARE GOING TO THE BIG GAME!!!!!!!

Wow what a game!

WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!

I'm sorry, I am just sooo pumped up about the win over the Saints right now, I am just giddy.
  • I prayed for snow {no 'dome team' has ever won at an outdoor play-off venue}
  • And knowing that the weather we have here in SFSD will be the same thing Chicago gets the next day, - - that was an easy in.
  • Half time came & it was 13 to 7 in the Bears favour
  • Then then fluffy white stuff started. [mind you, the field was sloppy footing to begin with]
  • And the fluffy white stuff became naughti little snowballs. [many colored groups tend to gang up like that]
  • And Rex Grossman pulled his head out of his ass & actually pulled off some plays in a game that actually matters.
My big conundrum right now is that I also sort-of root for the Colts.

I may be from south Chicago, but technically I am from Hammond, Indiana. I concider 2000 yards from the state line, & the tri-state megalopoplis, Chicago.

I AM FROM CHICAGO

Anyone from Hammond, Hiland, Munster, Gary, Cal-City, Merrilliville, all the way to Valpo [Valparaiso, IN].

Plain & simple, We are all concidered "From Chicago", so deal with it.

After the Bears won I called My dad, [who is also from Hammond/now lives in Gary], and asked him about our being born in Indiana, but concidered Chicago.

He told me that right now in essence it is a coin toss of which team would be supported when talking NFL.

If the Colts win, It could be almost as bad as if the Cubs & the White Sox finally went into the World Series.

May the beings above us have mercy.

Blessed Be, & don't spike the ball.
Dr. S.

Monday, January 08, 2007

If you have ever wondered how GoogleEarth REALLY works...

Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs

In the 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt gave spiders various kinds of drugs and alcohol to observe the effects on their webs. The results were pretty interesting.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

(New Years + Beer) * (3 Stuffed Animals) = Empty Fridge

After my last post, I did not think I would have to deal with what I came home to tonight.

I thought I made it clear that people should have fun, but not goto extremes.

I did not consider that Rae, Rosco, & Guin, after posing for the camera would go on a rampage. [I still do not have a clue of how they found the beer, more or less, how they got so pissed up.]

But they made one mistake. Someone took pictures. Just like Paris, Christina, Madonna, & other media whores, [I need the publicity to save my dead career], they made the mistake of documenting what went on.

I had a pack of smokes with one left on the headboard, I thought I was having a 'momentary lapse of blondeness' until I saw Rae scamming it.This explains why my hand is warm, my throat is parched, & my fridge is empty.THE DAMN BUD WAS IN THE CRISPER DRAWER!!! And I really do not want to know what Guin is doing to Rosco. I have a good guess of what Rae & Rosco are up to though.

So, all three of them are now under house arrest, [read in separate boxes in separate rooms], and will be going to in-patient Keystone therapy for addiction therapy.

And to top it all off. All three of my remotes for the tv, vcr, & dvd are missing.

Having a party & not inviting me, trashing my place, and cleaning out my fridge, [I do not want to know what happened to the bicycle pump], and that is all I have discovered so far, I AM PRETTY TORQUED OFF!

Oh wait, I just found out someone named Petey D'Penquin' took the photos.

After I talk to the Sioux-Falls-3, I will know where this naughty influence named Petey can be located. All I have from any of them so far is that he is looking for pie.

I can't make sense of it.

I guess I have to hide my beer better.

Dr. S

Sunday, December 31, 2006

MERRY NEW YEAR ! ! ! !


From all of us @ ALE ProCo,
have a safe and pleasant celebration tonight.
Blessed Be All, keep your fluids pure.
Most of all,
DO NOT ARGUE
when someone wants to take your keys.
Some people do care about others.
Doctor Strangelove

Monday, December 25, 2006

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. . . . . . . JAMES BROWN IS DEAD.



I heard about this last night, but could not get on to post about it. He will be missed by many of us that have worked in music, or just listen to it.

This story is from the Associated Press:


'Godfather of Soul' James Brown Dies
Dec 25, 9:46 PM (ET)

By HARRY R. WEBER

ATLANTA (AP) - James Brown, the undeniable "Godfather of Soul," told friends from his hospital bed that he was looking forward to performing on New Year's Eve, even though he was ill with pneumonia. His heart gave out a few hours later, on Christmas morning.

The pompadoured dynamo whose classic singles include "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" and "I Got You (I Feel Good)" died Monday of heart failure, said his agent, Frank Copsidas of Intrigue Music. He was 73.

"People already know his history, but I would like for them to know he was a man who preached love from the stage," said friend Charles Bobbit, who was with Brown at the hospital. "His thing was 'I never saw a person that I didn't love.' He was a true humanitarian who loved his country."

The entertainer with the rough-edged voice and flashy footwork also had diabetes and prostate cancer that was in remission, Bobbit said. Brown initially seemed fine at the hospital, Copsidas said. Three days before his death, he had participated in his annual toy giveaway in Augusta, and he was looking forward to his New Year's Eve show.

"Last night, he said 'I'm going to be there. I'm the hardest working man in show business,'" Copsidas said Monday. He said Brown planned to perform during a two-week tour in Canada after hitting Times Square.

Brown was himself to the end, at one point saying, "I'm going away tonight," Bobbit said at a news conference later Monday.

"I didn't want to believe him," he said.

A short time later, Brown sighed quietly three times, closed his eyes and died, Bobbit said.

One of the major musical influences of the past 50 years, Brown was to rhythm and dance music what Bob Dylan was to lyrics. From Mick Jagger to Michael Jackson, David Bowie to Public Enemy, his rapid-footed dancing, hard-charging beats and heartfelt yet often unintelligible vocals changed the musical landscape.

He was one of the first artists inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, along with Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry and other founding fathers.

"He was an innovator, he was an emancipator, he was an originator. Rap music, all that stuff came from James Brown," entertainer Little Richard, a longtime friend of Brown's, told MSNBC.

"James Brown changed music," said Rev. Al Sharpton, who toured with Brown in the 1970s and imitates his hairstyle to this day.

"He made soul music a world music," Sharpton said. "What James Brown was to music in terms of soul and hip-hop, rap, all of that, is what Bach was to classical music. This is a guy who literally changed the music industry. He put everybody on a different beat, a different style of music. He pioneered it."

Sharpton will officiate at Brown's funeral service, details of which were still incomplete, Copsidas said.

Brown won a Grammy for lifetime achievement in 1992, as well as Grammys in 1965 for "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" (best R&B recording) and for "Living In America" in 1987 (best R&B vocal performance, male.)

He even had a brief but memorable role on the big screen as a manic preacher in the 1980's movie "The Blues Brothers."

Brown, who lived in Beech Island, S.C., near the Georgia line, had a turbulent personal life that included charges of abusing drugs and alcohol. After a widely publicized, drug-fueled confrontation with police in 1988 that ended in an interstate car chase, Brown spent 15 months in a South Carolina prison and 10 months in a work release program.

From the 1950s, when Brown had his first R&B hit, "Please, Please, Please" in 1956, through the mid-1970s, Brown went on a frenzy of cross-country tours, concerts and new songs. He earned the nickname "The Hardest Working Man in Show Business" and often tried to prove it to his fans, said Jay Ross, his lawyer of 15 years.

Brown's stage act was as memorable, and as imitated, as his records, with his twirls and spins and flowing cape, his repeated faints to the floor at the end.

"He was dramatic to the end - dying on Christmas Day," said the Rev. Jesse Jackson, a friend of Brown's since 1955. "Almost a dramatic, poetic moment. He'll be all over the news all over the world today. He would have it no other way."

His "Live at The Apollo" in 1962 is widely considered one of the greatest concert records ever. He often talked of a 1964 concert in which organizers made the mistake of having the Rolling Stones, not him, close the bill, remembering Mick Jagger waiting offstage, nervously chain smoking, as he pulled off his matchless show.

"To this day, there has been no one near as funky. No one's coming even close," rapper Chuck D of Public Enemy once told the AP.

Brown routinely lost two or three pounds each time he performed and kept his furious concert schedule in his later years even as he fought prostate cancer, Ross said.

With his tight pants, eye makeup and outrageous hair, Brown set the stage for younger stars such as Michael Jackson and Prince. And the early rap generation overwhelmingly sampled his music and voice as they laid the foundation of hip-hop culture.

"Disco is James Brown, hip-hop is James Brown, rap is James Brown; you know what I'm saying? You hear all the rappers, 90 percent of their music is me," Brown told The AP in 2003.

Born in poverty in Barnwell, S.C., in 1933, Brown was abandoned as a 4 year old to the care of relatives and friends. He grew up on the streets of Augusta, Ga., in an "ill-repute area," as he once called it, learning how to hustle to survive.

By the eighth grade in 1949, Brown had served 3 1/2 years in reform school for breaking into cars. While there, he met Bobby Byrd, whose family took Brown into their home. Byrd also took Brown into his group, the Gospel Starlighters. Soon they changed their name to the Famous Flames and their style to hard R&B.

In January 1956, King Records of Cincinnati signed the group, and four months later "Please, Please, Please" was in the R&B Top Ten.

Brown is survived by his fourth wife, Tomi Rae Hynie, one of his backup singers, and at least four children - two daughters and sons Daryl and James Brown II, Copsidas said.

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Associated Press writers Hillel Italie in New York and Greg Bluestein in Atlanta contributed to this report.

Blessed Be to "THE Godfather" of not only soul, but of all music.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

She gave too much

So, let's get this right:

  • School holds food drive to help the local food bank.
  • A student brings in more food than other students.
  • The teacher sends food back home so that the other students "would not feel bad for not bringing as much food".

I say the whole warm & fuzzy Poli.-correct bullshit has gotten WAY out of hand when a little girl tries her best to help others & gets repremanded for doing so.

TorontoSun.com - Toronto And GTA - She gave too much

Blessed Be, & Merry Yule!
Dr. S.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Happy Holiday Video - Charlie Brown Christmas

I saw this & laughed, giggled, and then realized how silly some people are around this time of year.

I am not one for the whole "It's the holiday season, let's be nice for a while to each other".

I subscribe to "You are alive, they are alive, we all need to at least try to be nice to each other regardless of 'the season', all year, and just deal with it".

The time of year should not be the whole or only reason to be nice to the others that you encounter. Do it to be nice, it sometimes will make you feel good. Regardless of the season, the phase of the moon, or how the outlook is for your favorite team, at least try to be nice to others that share this planet with yourself.

OK, enough of the rant. Anyone that has watched the tv show 'Scrubs' will enjoy this:
- Charlie Brown Christmas -
Performed by the Cast of Scrubs


Happy Holidays! Dr. S.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

I NEED A WARM BED!

If any of you that has known me for a while, I have had a waterbed for a very long time. I made it for twelve years with my old mattress. Then I got a new one three years ago for christmas. It died last year & the warranty had expired. [The company is not in business anymore anyway].

SO I ASK:

If anyone out there knows of a functional, [read DOES NOT LEAK], queen-size water bed mattress that would not cost me an arm & a leg, write an email or post a comment.
With the cold weather lately, I have been reminded how nice it is to climb into a warm bed after being in sub-zero temps. That, and it is also cool in the hot days of summer when I shut off the heater.

And I am getting tired of sleeping on a futon mattress using comforters as padding. I will be damned to spend $220+ to replace the bladder of my bed when I paid $32.00 + a 12 pack on the whole bed itself back in '90.

So, if you want to help someone in need, do it. If you want to feed hungry kids, do it. And if you feel like helping out the Childrens Home Society. Please do it, they need all the support they can get.



But if you find a queen-size waterbed mattress that is either cheap or free. Let me know.

Blessed Be, and please don't scream at people without prevocation. Just be nice, and tell others to do so too. At least for a few weeks. People need to relearn how before our lives explode into chaos.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!


I just found a possibly fun web toy. At least I thought it was fun. It is a warning label generator that allows you to create & customize your own warning labels like those you see all over the place.

I recommend checking it out & playing with it.
CLICK BELOW:



Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Uncle Sam Want's you. Even if you are a stoner

I have an issue with the 'moral waivers' thing. When I went into the air force, they were not concerned about the dwi I had the weeks before reporting to basic. I got stuck for 2 weeks because of a damn speeding ticket I did not report.

The speeding ticket was years prior, the dui was 2 days before I had to appear @ basic training. But even after asking several people [two of which were states attorney's], "You don't have to report the speeding tickets"

I get munched over to the legal schmucks for two weeks because of a fucking speeding ticket, not the dui.

And now they have no question about taking in some pot-head-dipshit-moron-lazy-motherfuckers that . . . .


WHOOO DUDE! LETS SHOOT SOME SHIT!!!

It really pisses me of that the people I was going to give my life for now think that it now ok to spark up, but if you exceed the speed limit. . . . Your as is out of here.

cbs4denver.com - CBS4 Investigates Army Recruits' 'Moral Waivers'

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Beer good, fire baaad, Beer+Fire= Great Party

After waking up @ 6pm with a husky voice like Lauren Bacall. It dawned on me why I like to burn wood.

Last night [read actually this morning], several of us gathered to offer to the gods of smoke & cinder many, many, and even more, pieces of wood. Also just sit around and f^&k off & drink. It was fun. It was self-made entertainment. And yet again it was fun. We burned a butt-load of wood, tried to cook brats, [heat is bad on the eyebrow @ that temp.], and I even made a glass sculpture from two beer bottles. It broke though, & ended back in the 'kiln' never to be seen again.

WARNING: If a fire is hot enough to melt your jacket at 10 feet, meld bottle glass, and bend a heavy gauge coat hanger used to cook a brat. The fire is going to hurt you. Or at least take hair off your forehead & arms whilst attempting to cook formentioned brat.

But it was still a kick assed fun time had by most of us. One of the women decided she was cold & grabbed a vellux blanket & laid down on the ground. COLD? Screw the blanket!!! Just stand up next to the pit for two minutes, [while rotating every 5-10 seconds], and you will be toasty warm for the next half hour.
That, and nobody will trip over you, or kick you in sensitive areas.

So later on, after the women left, we men did our manley praise to the fire by feeding & nudging it to create more fire, heat, and flying embers 20+ feet into the air.

If you have never burned wood, you will not understand what I am saying. But if you have a grill on your porch or patio. . . .

Grab all of those old newspapers, junk mail, twigs, or what ever....

Dump it in your Webber, toss a match, and relax.
Just don't do it indoors.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Friday, November 17, 2006

It's All About The Pentiums

Those of you that are wonks, compu-geeks, etc. Will appreciate the new weird Al video.

All About The Pentiums

Sunday, November 05, 2006

So sir, Dr. Howser will be doing your prostate exam today . . .

I think this is one of those "I always thought it, but........"

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I had to come up with something less serious than leaving women to die because those elected to office think the women in South Dakota are too stupid to make a decision on there own.

VOTE NO ON SIX! You will sleep better at night if you do.

Sorry, I meant "have fun, enjoy life!" That is until someone says that you can't wear anything but a burkah.

Sorry again. Actually no I am not. This is where this sated group of what used to be free thinking Americans are now being sheep to those that tell us what to do & not do.

This is not the America I grew up in.

And as is looks right now, it will never be again.

All that aside, Doogie does dress well.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

It is things like this that I am voting NO ON #6

I came accross this story in the Argus Leader & I know many other people with simular stories.
The link is below my post. You can click that, or the title line above.

I have long been a supporter of women's rights. One of them is that if they need to make a choice about serious things like having an abortion, it should be the woman's choice. Not some sixty-five year old man hundreds or thousands of miles away.

Myself, I do not believe abortion as a convenience. But if something occurred to my mother, wife, girlfriend, or any other woman in my life, and THEY made that choice.

I would want them to be safe. If something happened, I would want them to be somewhere that can take care of things, & if not get her somewhere that can.

If abortion is banned, [which So. Dak. will lose MILLIONS of dollars in court over], women who have the means to travel will go somewhere that it is legal. While those that are not that privileged, will be going to underground hiding places & getting it done unprofessionally, unclean, unsafe, and if something goes wrong.

There will not be a single thing to help them.

Keep in mind folks that China used to force families to have abortions to limit the population. #6 is just the opposite.

If #6 gets passed, and [big if], survives the lawsuit. Call up Roger Hunt & ask him if he can babysit your kids. Or, for that matter, any of our SD "representatives" that voted for this bill.

$100.00 says they won't.

Published Nov, 1, 2006 by the Sioux Falls Argus Leader Written by: The Rev. George E. Parmeter, 60, rector of Grace Episcopal Church of Huron - but writing as an individual.

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove