Friday, April 28, 2006

[Fire] Fox on the run to take over the 'Net

Check out this site.
I like how these guys think.

Also Take a look @ this one:

Thursday, April 27, 2006

I want "The Beerbelly"

I found this news story on Shoutwire & thought WTF? I then pulled it up thought I should have gone ahead with things when I had the same idea in college 20 years ago.


And here is the company's web site:

Dr. S.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Again, I am an uncle.


After many days, months, etc. I have become an honorary 'Uncle' yet again.

This time is different though. This one is not an animal, {or at least for the next 13 years}.

My good friends Rob & Angie Huber had a nine pound, three ounce baby boy yesterday @ 2:08.

I couldn't get back to them when I got Rob's vox msg. I guess that the phone is off right now due to the "relax time" & they are doing what many nubee parents do by taking a rest & gathering their wits after such an experience.

I wish them well, as I hope many of you do too.

Blessed be all.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Ban on abortion mocks human dignity

I found this & if I wasn't embarrassed about being from South Dakota before, I am now. This abortion ban is a plain stupid law made by people that think that women are too stupid to make an EXTREMELY personal decision themselves.

I'm sorry, I am pro-choice, and I have no doubts that my wife, girlfriend, mother or daughter, would have a better insight on the situation than some 61 year old man on capitol hill.

One thing these "do gooders of the moralality" do not realize is that unwanted pregnancy is called that for a reason.

IT IS NOT WANTED!

They claim that there are people out there wanting to adopt. Yes, that is true as long as the child is a healthy caucasian & not older than a few months.

An acquaintance of mine from college got pregnant & chose to goto the Alpha Center to find out her options. They talked her out of having an abortion. They claimed to have a couple waiting to adopt her child when she came to term. The Alpha Center for those not knowing is a place the "councils" women, and is just a grey-line away from black market baby trading. They have been investigated many times & somehow {read big money}, always get out of trouble. ANYWAY . . . After being told that her medical bills would be paid throughout the term when she gave birth.

It was not a white kid. And she got stuck with the remaining amount of bills, and a child that she could not at the time, & last time I saw her still barely, can support.

Here is the link to the story:

The Winnipeg Free Press Online Edition

Blessed Be, and fight for your freedom.

If you don't, next year you might not be allowed to make your own choices at all.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Movie Reviews of 2006 #32 - SCARY MOVIE 4

OK. It is another sequel in a chain of sequels making fun of movies & their sequels.
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But it is still damn funny!
We went into the theatre with the low brow expectations of the previous Scary Movies, and soon were giggling, then laughing, and finally out loud going out loud burst out enjoying ourselves.

If you want to spend a few hours enjoying a movie instead of getting brow beaten with intellectual crap that will make you feel like the world & yourself are dirty scum. This movie is for you. The fun in this movie is that it takes & twists all of the silly lame-assed "horror" movies, makes fun of them all, and still maintains a semi-semblance of a plot line.

I know I have said this before, and I will most likely say this many times over after seeing the summer lineup.

HOLLYWOOD CANNOT MAKE GOOD HORROR ANYMORE!

Most likely is the fact that they are based is Kalifornia, the land that made P.C. not a reference to computers, but how to be the least offensive to anyone & everyone that you might possibly come in contact with.

But that will be a rant for later.

This movie makes fun of the crap dealt out to us as scary movies that were actually so dull that I & others have fallen asleep several times. {I'm sorry Wolf Creek sucked the pus out of inflamed dingo boils}, I fell asleep several times on that one because IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING HOME VIDEO OF A ROAD TRIP, THEN TURNED INTO A BAD FRESHMAN FILM STUDIES PROJECT!!!!!!!!

Just do not buy the DVD that came out on that one. If you do, make sure you can re-gift it to someone you do not like. It is that bad.

But back to Scary Movie 4. Go See it. You won't regret it.

But save a snooch to see CLERKS 2, Jay & Silent Bob take on Moobie.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Monday, April 03, 2006

$tarbuck$ part two

These people are bullies.

Plain & simple,

IT IS HER F~<{ING NAME!

Blessed Be, & get better dirty water from someplace that cares about you.

I still do not drink coffee

I read this & could only think of a scene from The Fisher King where Robin Williams walked the woman of his dreams home.

They got to her house & she went off on a diatribe of things that would or could happen if he came into her flat. He replied with many counterpoints to her argument finishing with "I still don't drink coffee"

That & I just plain dislike coffee, & think the whole trendy viral explosion of coffee houses is just plain stupid. $7 for a cup of dirty stink water is friggin' idiotic. But Starbucks has become a smelly gorilla of the marketplace slinging poo wherever they go.

And like Kong, have a realy shitty attitude about anyone that could be a possible threat.

This guy is selling his wifes box on ebay

I thought this was too funny to not post the link. Check out the print screens.

Man flogs wife's box on eBay

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW

Friday, March 31, 2006

The Meter Maid is now waterproof

I had to work one of the most pain-in-the-assed shows yesterday @ the Pavilion. I showed up for the sound check / tech rehearsal @ noon & parked @ a meter for five reasons:
  1. I left for work & smelled the air & knew it was about to rain
  2. I normally park on the other side of Minn. Ave because it is free
  3. I did not want to to to haul ass in a downpour to where I normally park
  4. I had Duffy {my laptop} with me. [see #2]
  5. I did not think I would be there for more than an hour
So after plugging the little gray minion of revenue for 2 hours of time, {SIDEBAR: If you goto the Washington Pavilion, park on the north west side by the loading docks, they have a four hour time limit}, thinking I would be there MAYBE 90 minutes, I went to work.

While dealing with music that sounded like it was recorded on a Close-N-Play, we had a rainburst that we could hear in the "sound proof" Great Hall that lasted forever. After 3.5 hours I was able to go out to plug the meter, & found a little yellow $5.00 present soaking on my windshield.

Normally I would not be surprised about it since I was there longer than payed for, but this is different. Normally when it is storming outside, the meter mavens gather indoors @ the old parking ramp & wait it out. So during those times you normally can get away without dumping coin into the little bastards. But after carefully drying out the envelope & ticket I discovered that it was written during the worst of the downpour.

I guess my question is:
Since when did the city get a rainproof Rita?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

April 1st on IFC: The Return of Henry Rollins




I subscribe to the IFC update newsletters & just found out the Henry Rollins Show is back for a second season on the independent Film Channel.
If you click below it should pop up a web page that you can click through to see some of the uncut footage. It's pretty damn cool stuff to see. For those others here in the great SFSD, it will premiere April 1st, @ 9pm on ch 180 {for midco cable}, ch 559 {direct tv}, and ch 331 {dish net}

April on IFC: The Return of Rollins

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Movie Reviews of 2006 #31 - hack of all hack films - Deadly Heros

I got woke up by the phone ringing. Wrong number so I figured turn the tv on & catch the start of the NASCAR race @ Bristol. The pre race show was lame so I flipped through the channels & came across one of the worst movies on the WB {the way bad network}, titled

Deadly Heroes

It was so bad that I could not help but go back to channel 36 to see what stupid assed crap would happen next. I don't know right now if I would like to meet the people involved with this movie & buy them a beer, or slap the living shit out of them for being involved with a production like this.

It was either a lame attempt at making an action movie, or a REAL funny spoof of action movies.

watch it & make your decision.

In the mean time, it's fun to see 43 cars going really fast on a 1/2 mile track.

People don't goto watch the racing there, they goto see the cars get hurt.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Friday, March 24, 2006

losing a friend

I was surfing the net last night & got an email that a dog that I have taken care of several times by dog sitting is going to get put down today due to illness.

Bear will be missed. Not just by his owners, but others that also had the good luck to take care of him as well.

Some say that dogs are companions, oblivious to what is going on around them.

After losing my own dog Heidi, I learned that they know much more than humans could ever conceive. Dogs are some of the best friends & true to the people that they know. They are not dumb. They just play that way to lull you in. Then the next thing you know, you wake up with a giant mass of fur next to you wanting your attention.

And you give it.

Not because you have to, because you want to.

Good bye Bear, I'll keep a treat for you.

Dr. S.

Update: 5:12 3/24 - I had a chance to say good bye to Bear about a half hour ago. He did not look good. I don't know wether I cried because I could see how bad off he was, or because I knew that was the last time I would see him. But I did cry. I gave him a couple of those 50 cent little smokies beef sticks, {which he loves}, scratched his back, & gave him a big hug.

Ya' know for being in my 40's, there still are moments when I feel like a kid.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

p-mate: introduction

Umm. . . . . . Yeah I guess this could be useful @ parties.

p-mate: introduction

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I cannot believe this dumb-ass is our president

I AM PISSED
I AM MORE THAN PISSED, I AM RETCHING, BODY SPASM FLUIDS EXCRETING KIND OF REVOLTING STUFF WHEN MY DOG HAD A STROKE & DIED, DOES NOT COMPARE!
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Someone called & woke me to say "you gotta f@#$ing see this, dubya is choking worse than Linda Lovelace & Ron Jeremy with this press conference".
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So after reminding said person that I don't give a rat's ass, {nor many living animal rectal regional orifice}, about the self proclaimed king of the world, I had to roll over & turn on the TV.
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OHH MY, THIS MORON IS GUIDING THE LIFE OF OUR MILITARY!?!?!

Dubya really, I mean REALLY, wait let me say
REALLY!!!!!!!!

Should never be left alone, in any situation, without ANY DOUBT, without someone telling him what to say.

I think that this morning's "press conference" should be released on film. As a comedy, It is a hella funnier than Failure to Launch, or She's the man.

Kidding aside. After watching the person that is in charge of OUR NATION fumble more than any grade school team on one of those home video shows, not only am I embarassed, I am pissed off that king georfe the II is allowed to make such a fool of not only himself, {the world knew that three years ago}, but our nation.

For those not of the locale blog circuit, I am a vet. So don't bitch.

Blessed Be & pray to what ever you can . . .
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that our brothers, sisters, parents, children, wives, husbands, friends, and people that we know.
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WILL BE HOME SAFE FOR SUCH A STUPID ACTION BY AN IDIOT & HIS MINIONS!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Got Gas?

Well, Lord Gates & MSN actually created something useful.

If you goto the link below & type in your zip code you can find out how much it takes per gallon to fuel up the four wheel fun machine of motion. The map is f%^&ed up though, just scroll down the page & check the list.

Gas Prices - MSN Autos

The Amazing World of Colorgenics

I was aimlessly wondering around the 'net & found this interesting little tidbit. Choose the colours that you feel "in harmony" with & it will create your profile.

::: The Amazing World of Colorgenics :::