The Movie was good, The People however..........

I know this will get back to the powers that be but.....

When people choose to:

Dress an eight year old girl, as a pregnant character of said movie, for a showing that is late enough that when the time the family unit {lack of better terms}, gets home is usually her wake-up call for breakfast & school.

HERE IS YOUR SIGN!

Go & see every available performance of said movie since the "midnight showing" last week, yet still want to talk his buddies to roll through the remaining three showings last night,

"just to see if we missed anything ...." {ED. NOTE this actually happened last night, & the guy was a [geek x10] last wednesday night, given the exponential expansion of six days, carry the two, & drop the factoring of reality. He might be more powerful than all of the jedi}. Yeah right.
Then again, he came close to getting a SEVERE BITCH SLAPPING last night.

He & his fellow jedi felt the power of the force when they tried to sneak into a different showing.

Mind you, if you decide to 'sneak into' a theatre, don't do it when it is sold out & try to grab someone else's seat two hours into the show.
The irony of it was that the showing they tried to crash, was at the point of rolling credits. And the seats belonged to to some guys that looked like humanoid shaved wookies that had to pee together. {don't ask, don't tell}.

And YET Again . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .

HERE IS YOUR SIGN!

At that point, you are dum. mor tan dum. coil into petal position as phast ewe kan & neigh for cod.

Breasted Brie, Dr. S.

P.S. The little {and big} freaks have decided to tear the new carpet in the theatres up. If any of you see this happening tell the staff. Or call me & I will get medieval on the jedi force.
I just spent over nine hours repairing the damage from these delusional "FANS". And I thought they would be {yeh right G}, a less destructive, I guess I was wrong. However, if you hear about plans to trash, it will pay out one drink/person @ willys. If you hear of someone trying to record one of the showings. I'll split the reward 60/40 with you. {good setup for a 'friend' you do not like}.

Those of you who know have an advantage, those of you who don't. . . . Buy an Illuminati a beer once and a while.

Blessed Be, Dr. S