Wednesday, July 26, 2006

This one time at band camp.....

Teen Hides Dead Newborn In Entertainment Center

A 17-year-old Colorado girl is facing a first-degree murder charge, accused by police of hiding her newborn baby in an entertainment center. Police believe Cheyenne Corbett hid her pregnancy from her parents and delivered the baby in a shower early Sunday. Corbett was taken to the hospital for bleeding and workers called police after determining she had given birth.She said she first started feeling pain while at band camp. Later, she told investigators that she was taking a shower and felt the urge to push, delivering her baby alone, Denver TV station KMGH reported.
She said she wrapped the baby in a towel and hid her, saying she planned to tell hospital workers where the baby was so they could help her. An autopsy determined the baby died of asphyxiation.Corbett is a Palisade High School student. Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Hi, my name is Dr. S., and I am addicted to firetrucks

Any of you that know me, you know my penchant for firetrucks. I don't know when it started, but my hose is fully charged when talking about them. A few years back I almost bought a 75' ladder truck as a daily use vehicle.

[OK kid, save your kite, alright, no problemo! Save your kitten caught in a tree, sorry, try a pellet gun]

In college, my fraternity [yes I am TKE, and very proud of it], had a late 50's firetruck with a 6volt power system that we only fired up once a year for Hobo-Days, [SDSU's homecoming]. This bitch was my baby. I & others spent several weeks every September attempting to revive her so that we could drive her in the parade, then to the football game. Neverless despite the fact that once we got her started we could not shut her down without a push start, the brakes were on the other side of the cab, [I almost took out an HP at one game], and the bitch was the biggest pain in the ass to handle while driving. And every October for five years I & others had to spend 4-5 hours freezing our asses off in a parking lot in the damn thing waiting for our place in the homecoming parade.

But I loved her so much.

So, anyway, I found this site on a semi-random search for the show Rescue Me wanting to find out what I missed from the last Tuesday episode.

But as I went through the photos I almost broke down because I knew the guys on the crews of several truck & ladder companies that were lost due to the Sep. 11 disasters.

FDNYtrucks.com

Blessed Be.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Toys that I want

I want the HoneyBee

Top 5 Wackiest Toys from the Tokyo Toy Show - New Launches

Help name the baby Penguin

I came across this story on Fark. It is a Macaroni Penguin, so for a name I am thinking "Cheezen". I think it would be cute, "Cheezen Macaroni Penguin". Especially since his mother is named Nibbles.

I would like your like your help. You have until July 31st.

The Story:
kutv.com - Baby Penguin Born At Zoo, Naming Contest Underway

The Voting Site:
Name_the_Penguin_Chick_Contest

Friday, July 14, 2006

Do not under estimate the power of squirrel

The squirrel is an awesome beast to deal with.

Be afraid, be very, very afraid:



Voracious grey squirrel 'is greatest threat to songbirds'

Dog survives squirrel-chasing fall from cliff


So never under estimate the power of the fluffy tail.

Mr. S.W. You have been put on warning. The homeland alert level for your area is

BROWN

Blessed Be, and be aware that the next acorn you might come across could be a WMD.

You have prior knowledge, you have been warned, do not barter with the little buggers.

They will take your nuts.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

In the words of Mayor Daly, vote, & vote often.

Yet another Google Idol submission to the Google Idol competition from Phil And Joe Productions that kicks ass.

Please go & vote.
If not for me. Do it for America,

otherwise many baby kittens will die from WMD's.

The video we are up against is from France. Some kid that doesn't know how to wear a hat properly, attempting to do a bad rap, [as if there is good rap].

All I ask is you checkout their video "Tourniquet" by Evinescence, and vote.

Gidol Rock at Google Idol

Blessed Be, & rock on

Thursday, July 06, 2006

I Will Suirvive . . . . . well I will try . . . .

This is one of the extreamly few religious oriented videos that I can stomach.

Blessed Be All, Dr. S.

"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned..."

OK this crap of Poli.-Correctness has gone too damn far. If a kid is fat, the kid is fat. Not obese, not buoyantly svelte, not chubby, and don't even say "at risk of overweight."

THEY ARE FAT, PLAIN & SIMPLE.

Do not let them have three double cheezeys for breakfast and a whole box of sugar-zingers before you set their fat asses in the double wide back seat to take them to school. Also Twinkies, Ho-Ho's, & Moon Pies are not part of a normal meal.

They are snacks, nothing more, and should be ate one or two at a time.

NOT THE WHOLE DAMN BOX!

Political correctness is not a substitute of good/smart parenting, and by doing so avoids the issue that YOUR KID IS FAT! Even if the doctors debate how to refer to your overly, and very much avoidably, bloated spawn of blubber.

The kids @ school & on the playground have yet to be brainwashed to lamely dance around issues such like this.
They will be:
  • hurtful,
  • cruel,
  • and without mercy to your child.
And that is many times worse.

Why? Because they will not use the word obese either.

CNN.com - Experts debate whether children should be called obese

Blessed Be, & put down that damn Choc-o-dile & feed your damn kid something healthy.

Dr. S. [thus ends the foamy-rant]<-{nsfw}

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

WOW THIS ROCKS!

I was chatting online with my friends Phil & Dori [from the amazing Phil & Joe Productions], & found out that you can watch the shuttle launch, and other stuff live on the 'net.

So my 4th Julie won't be a total suck from working. I was just happy to be able to go racing tonite & then possibly blow some s*&t up later on.

But The Shuttle launching is a one big damn bottle rocket. Check it out here:

NASA - NASA TV Landing Page

Monday, July 03, 2006

Mourn, don't celebrate, this Independence Day

This is a story that I picked up from the Ithaca Journal. It makes many good points. I personally know people that have taken many personal tolls because of this silly assed & non justified war. I hopethat things clear up soon, but I know that Dubya is too stupid to let that happen.

The Ithaca Journal - www.theithacajournal.com - Ithaca, NY

Blessed Be,
And pray, light candles, anything you can to help end this madness.

Beware at any outdoor event.

I think I will hold it in when I goto JazzFest this year.


Japanese Porta Potty Tricks

But it is still soooo funny!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

How NOT to steal a SideKick

This is a great story of what can happen if you lose something & you have a friend that is computer savvy.

The timeline of the updates is what amazed me.
That & how stupid the thieves were.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

THE Mentos & Diet Coke video

I pulled the embeded video because it bogged the page loading down.

If you havn't seen it, two guys, 200 liters of Diet Coke, and 523 Mentos makes a great performance art piece.


This is their web site: http://www.eepybird.com/