Thursday, May 31, 2007

I FUCKING HATE WINDOWS VISTA !!!!!!!!!!

My main computer decided to take some acid, or eat some 'shrooms between the Vtime I was at my nephews graduation, [working fine], and getting home to send the video I shot to my dad, [Tom's Grandfather].

After going through the boot process, and after linking my camera to 'Duffy', I was presented with many colourful stripes, lines, & odd little cubes. At 1st I thought maybe I bumped my bag & screwed up a connection in the screen of my laptop.

Ohh, I was so wrong:
  • Connect to TV - fun little squiggly lines.
  • Connect to external monitor - same crap as what is on the laptop screen
  • Thump it like I am playing bongos for Miami Sound Machine - I might get the screen clear enough to shut down without pulling the power & battery
  • In the BIOS screen it will freak
So now I have an Acer [no I DO NOT RECOMEND THIS BRAND!!!!], with vista on it.

Within 3.5 hours of buying it, I had to reload the piece of shit twice.

And WHO THE FUCK WOULD SET ASIDE KEYS BY THE ARROW KEYS DEDICATED TO PRODUCING THE CHARACTERS € AND $???????

I do not give a rat fuck about using the 'euro symbol', and the fucking dollar sign is 'shift+4'!

I do not know of anyone THAT FUCKING STUPID!
[actually, I do, but they will remain nameless. Unless they decide to leave the range of the ankle bracelet detector].

Another thing is even though I have my external mouse plugged in, if I just slightly brush against the POS touchpad, I end up opening a ton a crap while I am typing, which begets more windows, which begets even more windows, etc, etc, and so on.

But, even Microsoft admits Vista sucks ass, & we will all have to "upgrade" again in 6 years.

Sounds to me like another Win ME/screw the pooch/take it in the ass situation for the minions of gates.

But, I really cannot return this bastard child of acer. I don't want to have to deal with porting shit over for a while.

That is, unless I find the dumb-fuck that designed this laptop.

Blessed Be, And don't buy into the bullshit that Mr. Bill tells you.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

You didn't buy a Mac?
*shock*

Dr.Strangelove said...

I was on a budget. That & the new mac OS-X is just as buggy.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't you get the Toshiba like I did?

Oh wait... mine was on clearance. Like you haven't yelled at me enough for getting my laptop at a good price.

Unknown said...

Why don't you just downgrade? Run XP on that puppy. You already have a licensed copy from your other computer.

Oh, and that mouse thing: Usually you can fix that in the BIOS

Anonymous said...

vista should be taken off the market till it is put right.
I hate the fucking thing.

Anonymous said...

I searched for "oh my god i fucking hate vista." because i fucking hate vista too!

susan said...

it's just therapeutic for us victims of vista to be able to come here from time to time and VOMIT on Microsoft. Tonight it's the control panel. Why ass backwards idiot thought they'd invented a better mousetrap here? GOD YOU SUCK ASS VISTA!!!!!!!

ahh...ok I feel a little better now

Anonymous said...

HATE FUCK FAGGOT VISTA FUCKIN DIE I HOPE WHO EVER MADE IT FUCKING DIES OF A GAY DISEASE FAGOT FUCKIN FAILURE OF A HUMAN WHOS LIFE AINT WORTH SHIT FUCKIN GAY FUCKIN HVEOIWHGJFIVOEWJVGIPGEWJGFIPEHWJIOGVHEWIOHVJEWHVJHEWOJVNKEOJWNVEWI FUCK VISTA FUCK BILL GATES FUCK VISTA FUCK MICROSOFT DEVS FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK ISTA I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK TOSHIBA FUCK ACER FUCK U ALL FUCK MAC WHO EVER BUYS MAC IS A NEWB FAGGOOTOOTOTOTOTOT FUCKIN FAILURE HUMANS FUCK M.E. FUCK 95 FUCK 2000 FUCK FUCK VISTA. I WISH THERE WERE MORE HATEFULL WORDS IN ENGLISH CAUSE NONE OF THAT EVEN BEGINS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUCKIN GHEY MICROSOFT IS I FEEL LIKE TAKIN THIS COMPUTER N GOIN DOWN TO MIUCROSOFT N HITTING SOMONE. FUCKIN TECH FAGGOTS WONT EVEN HELP FIX ITS BUGS TELL ME I GOTTA GO TO CHINK TOSHIBA PRICKS PROLLY CAUSE THERE SO FUCKIN GAY THEY DONT EVEN NO WHATS WRONG WEITH THE OS THEY MADE

Anonymous said...

yeah...if I had to sum it up (the Vista experience) in one word it would be FASCIST.

where the F**K is the recycle bin and how do I empty it?

Anonymous said...

Lol, your both suck at working with computers, vista hasnt crashed once on me, i got it the 1st day it came out, still nothing. And if you hate Vista so much hows about you email Microsoft the issue, that you have no knowledge on buying the right machine and can't maintain it worth shit. Oh yeah if you have that user account control, well...you figure it out how you shut it off. So many people complain about that (most of them have no basic knowlede on how to)

Anonymous said...

you*

Anonymous said...

I hate Windows Vista!! Yet again Microsoft make a new OS that dont work then force every home user to buy it!! Why?? Every Vista PC that comes in to the workshop is nothing but a pain. I bet you Bill gates has a MAC in his house and if he does have a PC i bet it will be running 2000 or XP

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate Vista too, nothing works right, the stupid control program comes on and I have shut if off a million times, I am about ready to fucking throw this laptop on the floor and kick the shit out of it. Who ever said this Vista's problems were fixed with SP1, is a fucking asshole. I will never by another machine from Microsoft. FUCKING SUCKS SHIT OUT OF A DEAD SEAGULLS' ASSHOLE!!!! AND THAT STINKS MAN,.

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE VISTA. I love how i google searched it and got this.

I HATE VISTA SO FUCKING MUCH ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON THE FUCKING EARTH AND SHOULD DIE A VERY FUCKING PAINFUL DEATH.

it stops fucking responding all the FUCKING TIME and it closes EVERYTHING its not a bug because this is a brand new computer and its fucking cleaner than a pool of bleach.

fuck vista.

Anonymous said...

Fuking VISTA crashes every fuking day. Piece of CRAP

Anonymous said...

My external drive freezes every second day, FUCKING VISTA

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE VISTA!!! It takes forever for programs to indtall and uninstall. Using windows Backup literally took 8 fucking hours! AAARRRRRRGGGHHH!

Anonymous said...

This was an operating system designed by a satanic cabal of comittees and assemblies. No one person gave a full and frank opinion on the steaming, hard drive intensive, crock of midget turds that nestled before them.. Tiered office tasking at its worst.

HOW can you spend billions on R&D and still release an OS with a totally ineffective Network activity icon, huh.. you managed it before, remember.. that XP thing?!

Anyone that has no problems with Vista AT ALL, they are liars, these are people that look at an OS, not use it. Letting your PC-Laptop idle while you F5 your myspace page till it farts is not 'usage'. Vaseline smeared beveling is not progress.

There's a reason commercial premises\Banks etc will never use this crap.. IT IS CRAP. They need dull predictable and reliable computing power.

I would let Camille Paglia shit in my mouth in front of all my old school teachers, (I would be wearing a woodcutters shirt and tighty whiteys) instead of have to examine or recover\fix another Vista PC problem.

Why can't USB sticks eject properly, power down, works in XP..

WHY does an OS need to trash a hard drive for the first ten minutes of boot up, on a multi core laptop no less, what the fuck is it doing, hello Rainman, are you in there? I've turned the bath taps off.. you can settle down now.

Seriously, there has to be a conspiracy theory here somewhere, 1. make an OS that causes severe blood pressure problems. 2. User will 'lash out' and slap/punish PC 3. New hardware needed 3a. New meds needed. 4. Profit!

Microsoft are digging their own grave, not because Unix\Linux\Steve Jobs is catching up, but because a cripple in glad rags like vista devalues the whole settled computing experience.. which is why you see such a move to Netbooks in general, a physical response to more volatile and mobile lifestyles.. and an acceptance that you don't need the whole nine yards to do what you want to do.. IM/Web/email.

You have a generation of generally savvy PC users that questions the validity of what they're using, dangerous ground for a large corporation like Microsoft.

My Mother noticed how more settled Ubuntu behaved on a dual core laptop, less noise. If a 63 year old can smell the stink from Vista, you know you're in trouble.

Miyoursoft said...

I hate Vista so much!

Anyone that was on the design/programming team should be shot in the foot.

Anonymous said...

Vista only works if its freshly installed and never used, even then it works the living shite out of your hard drive for 30 mins after start-up until it settles down. What the heck is it doing, the fekin OS is just idling and I can hear me HDD going like an ADHD kid on speed!

Once you start using Vista regularly then the problems start arising.
Things go missing, programs freeze, restarts are required every 15 mins, and then Windows accuse you of not running a 'genuine' copy of Vista and lock you out of the computer, so you have to reboot from the original and GENUINE disc! Morons!

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE VISTA SO FUCKING MUCH. THIS IS MY SECOND ATTEMPT AT COMMENTING BECAUSE VISTA MAKES NEW WINDOWS STOP RESPONDING EVERY OTHER FREAKING TIME I OPEN ONE.
I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT, I'VE TAKEN FOR A YEAR NOW BUT I'VE HAD IT - I'M DOWNGRADING!

wow I've never been angry enough to type in all caps before.

Dr.Strangelove said...

...And who says that Canadians are always so calm & polite?

Anonymous said...

I searched for I FUCKING HATE WINDOWS VISTA because i was so goddam fed up with it, and it turns out theres a shitload of people who hate it too. Couldnt they have spent a litle more time on the fucking formula? piece of shit OS

Anonymous said...

Just googled "fucking hate vista" and turned up here. Fucking windows update suggested I upgrade my video driver to their "certified" new version. I did and the fucking screen blacked out and never came back, not even after I waited a long time before rebooting to make sure the driver finished installed. I boot and then nothing but the annoying "tadaa" stupid ass welcome to the next roadblock screen sound. I'm writing this for "safe mode with networking" - anyone who profited from Vista or insists that windows 7 is anything but a bug fix for our beloved "mojave" that they want us to shell out another hundred bucks for should rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate VISTA its so shit. everything about and dont even get me started on the unidentified network issue with lan adapters. ITS FUCKING SHIT. wow sorry about that just needed o get that off my chest, It has really broken me pure snapped.

Linux Learner said...

You know, I really feel bad for you guys. I went directly from Win2k to Linux Mint Helena and it went without a hitch. A little bit of research and configuration later, and I was playing Wrath of the Lich King, and at better framerates.

That was back in 2008. It's gotten better and better since. I'm now running Lubuntu 10.10 "Maverick Meerkat" and having more fun with my computer than ever. Aside from Linux Mint and Kubuntu, I can also suggest openSUSE and PCLinuxOS to new users, based on my own experiences.

Anonymous said...

Well, I am currently on my iPod. I TYPED I FUCKING HATE VISTA IN GOOGLE. WELL I CLOSED MY LAPTOP AND IT HYBIRNATED AND NEVER TURNS BACK ON. VISTA IS GARBAGE AND I AM OFFICIALLY NEVER GOING TO FIX A VISTA RELATED PC PROBLEM AGAIN. U INOW HOW MANY I'VE TRIED, AT LEAST FUCKING 20. WHEN I GRADUATE COLLEGE I AM GOING TO MAKE MY OWN OS AND THAT WAY SOMEDAY EVERYONE CAN USE THEIR PC WITH GOOD HARDWARE THE WAY IT SHOULD BE

-gameboyjsa

Anonymous said...

8.22
12:15p
Despite the positive changes that occurred when Bill Gates left Microsoft, they are used to promote wasteful software/computer purchases with their intentional incompetent operating system.
Protecting the data and the computer in the tretcherous world around a computer is the job of an operating system ,and despite Apple understanding this and generally getting it right Microsoft is corrupt and, much like the relationship between the automobile and petroleum industries in the 20th century and beyond Microsoft has a similar relationship with PC manufacturers to sell units in an environment which is not conducive to repetitive purchases. This is achieved through degradative performance justified with "viruses" and "spryware".

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE VISTA WITH A PASSION IF IT'S NOT FUCKING RESPONDING OR SOMETHING HAS FUCKING STOPPED WORKING IT'S SHUTTING ITSELF FUCKING WELL DOWN (MIND OF ITS FUCKING OWN). I HAVE A LAPTOP RUNNING THIS PIECE OF CRAP AND OVER THE LAST YEAR I HAVE TURNED INTO A COMPUTER FUCKING GENIUS JUST TO KEEP THE BASTARD GOING . BEFORE THAT I HAD A PHILIPS DESKTOP WITH XP AND BLEW THE POWER PACK BUT AFTER READING THESE COMMENTS I NOW KNOW I'M NOT ON MY OWN . MY DESKTOP IS BEING REPAIRED AND WILL BE BACK ONLINE SOON THANK FUCK . NEXT STOP IS A MAC ANY MORE OF THIS WILL DRIVE ME FUCKING INSANE FUCK VISTA FUCK WINDOWS FUCK MICROSOFT AGHH FEEL A BIT BETTER NOW .