I just thought to wish happy, {insert your applicable festival here}, to everyone. And for those of you that are considering taking pity on someone who may be a single person with no family or significant other living with them, and deciding to "just drop in to cheer them up" . . . .
DO NOT THINK OF IT!
You might see something like The true holiday celibate apartment.
You have now been warned.
But if you call ahead, we might wipe down the toilet seat.
For the time being, in the words of John Kricfalusi, {creator of Ren & Stimpy},
"Don't wizz on the electric fence"
Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove
3 comments:
Merry Christmas good Dr., I will Definetly be calling before I ever stop by....
-Jet Jr
What!?! No cats!?! Oh yeah - it's a guy ... he collects beer cans instead of hundreds of cats in a confined space :P
I hope you fucks at BPS burn in hell with lava enemas you spamming fucks
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