DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!

I just found a possibly fun web toy. At least I thought it was fun. It is a warning label generator that allows you to create & customize your own warning labels like those you see all over the place.

I recommend checking it out & playing with it.

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Uncle Sam Want's you. Even if you are a stoner

I have an issue with the 'moral waivers' thing. When I went into the air force, they were not concerned about the dwi I had the weeks before reporting to basic. I got stuck for 2 weeks because of a damn speeding ticket I did not report.

The speeding ticket was years prior, the dui was 2 days before I had to appear @ basic training. But even after asking several people [two of which were states attorney's], "You don't have to report the speeding tickets"

I get munched over to the legal schmucks for two weeks because of a fucking speeding ticket, not the dui.

And now they have no question about taking in some pot-head-dipshit-moron-lazy-motherfuckers that . . . .


WHOOO DUDE! LETS SHOOT SOME SHIT!!!

It really pisses me of that the people I was going to give my life for now think that it now ok to spark up, but if you exceed the speed limit. . . . Your as is out of here.

cbs4denver.com - CBS4 Investigates Army Recruits' 'Moral Waivers'

Beer good, fire baaad, Beer+Fire= Great Party

After waking up @ 6pm with a husky voice like Lauren Bacall. It dawned on me why I like to burn wood.

Last night [read actually this morning], several of us gathered to offer to the gods of smoke & cinder many, many, and even more, pieces of wood. Also just sit around and f^&k off & drink. It was fun. It was self-made entertainment. And yet again it was fun. We burned a butt-load of wood, tried to cook brats, [heat is bad on the eyebrow @ that temp.], and I even made a glass sculpture from two beer bottles. It broke though, & ended back in the 'kiln' never to be seen again.

WARNING: If a fire is hot enough to melt your jacket at 10 feet, meld bottle glass, and bend a heavy gauge coat hanger used to cook a brat. The fire is going to hurt you. Or at least take hair off your forehead & arms whilst attempting to cook formentioned brat.

But it was still a kick assed fun time had by most of us. One of the women decided she was cold & grabbed a vellux blanket & laid down on the ground. COLD? Screw the blanket!!! Just stand up next to the pit for two minutes, [while rotating every 5-10 seconds], and you will be toasty warm for the next half hour.
That, and nobody will trip over you, or kick you in sensitive areas.

So later on, after the women left, we men did our manley praise to the fire by feeding & nudging it to create more fire, heat, and flying embers 20+ feet into the air.

If you have never burned wood, you will not understand what I am saying. But if you have a grill on your porch or patio. . . .

Grab all of those old newspapers, junk mail, twigs, or what ever....

Dump it in your Webber, toss a match, and relax.
Just don't do it indoors.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

It's All About The Pentiums

Those of you that are wonks, compu-geeks, etc. Will appreciate the new weird Al video.

All About The Pentiums

So sir, Dr. Howser will be doing your prostate exam today . . .

I think this is one of those "I always thought it, but........"

EXCLUSIVE: Neil Patrick Harris Tells PEOPLE He Is Gay | Neil Patrick Harris : People.com

I had to come up with something less serious than leaving women to die because those elected to office think the women in South Dakota are too stupid to make a decision on there own.

VOTE NO ON SIX! You will sleep better at night if you do.

Sorry, I meant "have fun, enjoy life!" That is until someone says that you can't wear anything but a burkah.

Sorry again. Actually no I am not. This is where this sated group of what used to be free thinking Americans are now being sheep to those that tell us what to do & not do.

This is not the America I grew up in.

And as is looks right now, it will never be again.

All that aside, Doogie does dress well.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

It is things like this that I am voting NO ON #6

I came accross this story in the Argus Leader & I know many other people with simular stories.
The link is below my post. You can click that, or the title line above.

I have long been a supporter of women's rights. One of them is that if they need to make a choice about serious things like having an abortion, it should be the woman's choice. Not some sixty-five year old man hundreds or thousands of miles away.

Myself, I do not believe abortion as a convenience. But if something occurred to my mother, wife, girlfriend, or any other woman in my life, and THEY made that choice.

I would want them to be safe. If something happened, I would want them to be somewhere that can take care of things, & if not get her somewhere that can.

If abortion is banned, [which So. Dak. will lose MILLIONS of dollars in court over], women who have the means to travel will go somewhere that it is legal. While those that are not that privileged, will be going to underground hiding places & getting it done unprofessionally, unclean, unsafe, and if something goes wrong.

There will not be a single thing to help them.

Keep in mind folks that China used to force families to have abortions to limit the population. #6 is just the opposite.

If #6 gets passed, and [big if], survives the lawsuit. Call up Roger Hunt & ask him if he can babysit your kids. Or, for that matter, any of our SD "representatives" that voted for this bill.

$100.00 says they won't.

Law endangers women

Published Nov, 1, 2006 by the Sioux Falls Argus Leader Written by: The Rev. George E. Parmeter, 60, rector of Grace Episcopal Church of Huron - but writing as an individual.

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove