This week-end at Willy's - [not Bernies]

So, here how it goes, we have a Mega Super Bowl party on Sunday.

But we also have the UFC, [Ultimite Fighting Championship], fight pay per view Satuday the 3rd. So come on up!

And one of our own So. Dak. boys Lutter is the feature match.

It will be fun, it could be ugly, but it still will be fun.

But if you are under age........ You wil be freezeing your ass off in the parking lot or downtown in the pokey.

Blessed Be, and fight fight fare.

Dr. Strangelove

And now for a public sevice annoucement...

All I can say is I wish our local Humane Society had the balls to do a campaign like this.
[giggle]

And my favorite.....

MORE FUN WITH SQUIRRELS!

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Black squirrel (archive)
Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

The Blues Brother, and he is only 11 years old

I loves the blues. This is known by many people that know me. As Drew @ Fark.com said: "Scrawny 11 year old with classes shows you why he'll get laid before every football player at his school"

This kid ROCKS!

So, now I know what to say. Thanks to the Aussie's

Muffin tops beat affluenza in Australia�

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australians love their muffin tops -- but not the kind you buy from a bakery.

The arbiter of Australian English, the Macquarie Dictionary, has declared "muffin top" the word of the year for 2006 -- even though it is two words -- defeating "affluenza", a noun that describes dissatisfaction with consumerism.

The dictionary defines "Muffin top" as a colloquial noun that refers to the fold of fat around the midriff which spills over the top of tight-fitting pants or skirts on the overweight.

"The vivid imagery of this word with its sense of playfulness and the fact that it is an Australianism made it the clear winner," the judges said.

Judges Gavin Brown and Stephen Garton, both professors at Sydney University, and Dictionary publisher Susan Butler said "muffin top" had spread globally due to the popular TV comedy Kath and Kim, which pokes fun at suburban life Down Under.

The victory for "muffin top" came after it was shortlisted for the 2005 American Dialect Society's most creative word, only to lose out to "whale tail" - the bit of a g-string, or thong, that shows above the waistband at the back of pants or skirts.

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The Caviat about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

So in my 'hood, I get jumped by some kids with Glocks.
I won't fight them.
I will reach for my Gerber multi-tool.
They laugh at me.

Then I pop them & "Spread cherry pie all over the place".

wcbstv.com - CBS 2 Exclusive: A Weapon That Even Scares Cops

DA' BEARS ARE GOING TO THE BIG GAME!!!!!!!

Wow what a game!

WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!

I'm sorry, I am just sooo pumped up about the win over the Saints right now, I am just giddy.

• I prayed for snow {no 'dome team' has ever won at an outdoor play-off venue}
• And knowing that the weather we have here in SFSD will be the same thing Chicago gets the next day, - - that was an easy in.
  
• Half time came & it was 13 to 7 in the Bears favour
• Then then fluffy white stuff started. [mind you, the field was sloppy footing to begin with]
• And the fluffy white stuff became naughti little snowballs. [many colored groups tend to gang up like that]
• And Rex Grossman pulled his head out of his ass & actually pulled off some plays in a game that actually matters.

My big conundrum right now is that I also sort-of root for the Colts.

I may be from south Chicago, but technically I am from Hammond, Indiana. I concider 2000 yards from the state line, & the tri-state megalopoplis, Chicago.

I AM FROM CHICAGO

Anyone from Hammond, Hiland, Munster, Gary, Cal-City, Merrilliville, all the way to Valpo [Valparaiso, IN].

Plain & simple, We are all concidered "From Chicago", so deal with it.

After the Bears won I called My dad, [who is also from Hammond/now lives in Gary], and asked him about our being born in Indiana, but concidered Chicago.

He told me that right now in essence it is a coin toss of which team would be supported when talking NFL.

If the Colts win, It could be almost as bad as if the Cubs & the White Sox finally went into the World Series.

May the beings above us have mercy.

Blessed Be, & don't spike the ball.
Dr. S.

Bruce Campbell explains "it" all

If you have ever wondered how GoogleEarth REALLY works...

Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs

In the 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt gave spiders various kinds of drugs and alcohol to observe the effects on their webs. The results were pretty interesting.

(New Years + Beer) * (3 Stuffed Animals) = Empty Fridge

After my last post, I did not think I would have to deal with what I came home to tonight.

I thought I made it clear that people should have fun, but not goto extremes.

I did not consider that Rae, Rosco, & Guin, after posing for the camera would go on a rampage. [I still do not have a clue of how they found the beer, more or less, how they got so pissed up.]

But they made one mistake. Someone took pictures. Just like Paris, Christina, Madonna, & other media whores, [I need the publicity to save my dead career], they made the mistake of documenting what went on.

I had a pack of smokes with one left on the headboard, I thought I was having a 'momentary lapse of blondeness' until I saw Rae scamming it.This explains why my hand is warm, my throat is parched, & my fridge is empty.THE DAMN BUD WAS IN THE CRISPER DRAWER!!! And I really do not want to know what Guin is doing to Rosco. I have a good guess of what Rae & Rosco are up to though.

So, all three of them are now under house arrest, [read in separate boxes in separate rooms], and will be going to in-patient Keystone therapy for addiction therapy.

And to top it all off. All three of my remotes for the tv, vcr, & dvd are missing.

Having a party & not inviting me, trashing my place, and cleaning out my fridge, [I do not want to know what happened to the bicycle pump], and that is all I have discovered so far, I AM PRETTY TORQUED OFF!

Oh wait, I just found out someone named Petey D'Penquin' took the photos.

After I talk to the Sioux-Falls-3, I will know where this naughty influence named Petey can be located. All I have from any of them so far is that he is looking for pie.

I can't make sense of it.

I guess I have to hide my beer better.

Dr. S