The Caviat about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

So in my 'hood, I get jumped by some kids with Glocks.
I won't fight them.
I will reach for my Gerber multi-tool.
They laugh at me.

Then I pop them & "Spread cherry pie all over the place".

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