Yes folks, more silly bitching about silly things

I cannot comprehend what the hell is going through these peoples minds.

Even Rush Limbaugh said "It's just a television show! Get a grip." For someone of that level of right-wing idiotic spew.

You know this was a dumb idea.

So instead of a copy/paste of the story. And giving credit to Peter Carlson of the Washington Post.

Which I just did. [cheeky little monkey that I am]

Read it for yourself. You may laugh. You may cry. But you are more likely to go.

W.T.F?

Jack Bauer of '24,' The Interrogator's Marquee de Sade? - washingtonpost.com

Blessed Be, and please stop bitching about crap that does not matter!

In Honour of the 2600, Try to do this with your Wii

Anyone that is old enough to remember the good old days before Wii, Nintendo, XBox, or any PS #'s, will enjoy this video from the Chemical Brothers.

My good buddy LED claims to have seen this years ago [2000'ish]. And he has been seeking for it since. I asked him if he may have had thoughts of it in as dream, or maybe a chemically induced haze. He stated that had crossed his mind.

But know he has proof of its existence. ENJOY!

Chemical Brothers meets Atari 2600

Blessed Be, & game on
Dr. S

What will people bitch about next?

In the world today people complain about some silly things, but this is ridiculous! The story comes from WJZ (cbs) in Baltimore.

Feb 11, 2007 8:22 am US/Eastern

The Blind Say Hybrid Cars Could Endanger Lives

Suzanne Collins
Reporting

(WJZ) ANNAPOLIS, Md. A house committee in Annapolis voted "yes" to a bill Thursday which would require more hybrid cars to be sold in Maryland.

But, as WJZ's Suzanne Collins reports, there is one group of people saying a law like that could endanger their lives.

The National Federation of the Blind said it is very concerned about any law that would require more hybrid and fuel efficient cars be sold because those cars make very little noise.

"For blind people we use the sound of the traffic not only to determine when to cross the street, but to navigate, and hybrid vehicles are silent," said Chris Danielsen from the Federation of the Blind.

Many blind people have said they support conserving fuel and promoting a clean environment, but they want an amendment to the Maryland bill, which would require hybrids to make noise.

Advocates for the blind have made two suggestions to lawmakers. One is to have the radiator fan of the hybrid vehicle go on when the cars go into electric mode, the other is to put something in the car's wheel well to make noise when the car is moving.

Blind city-goers explained they can hear the wind resistance of cars on a high speed highway or the grinding of gravel on a country road, but when crossing city streets they need to hear the car's engine.

John Pare belongs to the National Federation of the Blind and he is very concerned about the bill. "The traffic and the sound of the cars give a very clear signal of what the pattern is, when stopping, when accelerating, when they're turning."

A test was done at the National Federation of the Blind's Headquarters with a Toyota Prius and a Honda Hybrid. Testers said the Honda was quiet but they could not hear the Toyota at all.

"I never heard the car until it actually touched me, I was shocked," said Pare.

The Vice Chairman of the House Environmental Affairs Committee said there is no language in Maryland's clean car bill to address the concerns of the blind. But, a strong suggestion will be made to the Department of Transportation to come up with some solutions.

Supporters have also said the technology necessary to make hybrids a little bit noisier would not add too much to the cost of the car.

(© MMVII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)

Just when I thought Poli.-Cor. turned everyone to zombies

And after a theatre group in florida had to change the name to "the Hoo-Haa Monologues" because some woman did not want to explain to he niece what a vagina was. [I lost the link] We will now have it live @ Augie. This is from yesterdays Argus-leader:

"The Vagina Monologues" coming to Augie

By Staff Reports

Argus Leader

Published: February 14, 2007

“The Vagina Monologues” will be performed by the women of Augustana College at 5:30 p.m. Thursday.

The performance will take place in the Back Alley in the Morrison Commons. Cost is $1 for students and $2 for adults.

Tickets are available at the door and 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Commons’ mailboxes Thursday.

All proceeds will benefit the Rape and Domestic Abuse Crisis Center of Sioux Falls and the V-Day organization.

If you can come, do it. It is for a good cause.

Blessed Be, and don't be afraid of talking about what you have.

Dr. S.

Male Restroom Etiquette

This is something that you need to concider, as well as watchout for if you do not follow the rules.

What you do in the rest room, does not leave the rest room.

But that only applies if YOU FOLLOW THE RULES!

The video may be long. But it is worth watching to the end. IT IS FUNNY!

{disclaimer: not safe for work, not safe for small children, and females should not be allowed to view. [It will give up our secrets of what we do whilest in the sanctuary].}

And it explains why the women may 'powder noses' together.

And why men, even if the back teeth are floating will wait, if they see another guy go into the bathroom, and leave, before going in to relieve themselves.

It may be long. But it is worth the watch.




Blessed Be, and don't violate the rules of the urinal.
Dr. S.

Sioux Falls made the list @ It's Knuttz - Police Vehicles

I was cruising through Fark & found this site.

I scrolled down the list & found this.

It's our own SFPD love bug.

Yes It is mostly used for going to schools for the DARE program.
...And sometimes it will pull you over for speeding in a school zone.

BUT I THINK IT IS COOL THAT THE SIOUX FALLS COPS MADE THE LIST!

To see the others in contention, goto It's Knuttz - Police Vehicles. Some of them are damn cool.

We are about half the page down.

Blessed Be, And be safe out there...

Dr. S.

I like Ben Folds' Music

I first found this video at I-am-bord.com & Thought to post it to hear for your pleasure.

DeCadence (an A Cappella group at UC Berkeley) sings Ben Folds version of Bitches Ain't Shit. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LITTLE EARS!

If my tire was slashed, I will do the same to their soul

I left my favorite watering hole @ exactly 2am.

I hear a thumping sound while driving down the street. I thought it was just the crappy plow job.

I quickly found out otherwise when my car grabbed [mind you on black ice] and did a severe pull to the right.

Fortunatly this happened just before the gas stop. So I pulled in & discovered that my right front tire is not only flat, but popped both of the beads. [read it was dead four blocks prior]

I just got home thirty minutes ago, [4:32am]. I have spent this time unthawing my toes, knees, and my right hand fingers.

I am pissed off.

Not just because of the blowout, but I had several boys in blue do drive-by's watching me, many more others just plain pull up to the truck pumps & not ask if I was ok,[all this time I am screaming at the top of my lungs].

But it was one of those situations where I had 3/4 of the crap in my trunk spread out in the parking lot to get to the spare tire & my jack.

NO I WAS NOT OK, AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE SOME HELP DUMBASS!~

Uh,humm, ok be calm....... So anyway I find my 2 ton bottle jack, however I cannot find the bar for it, [now I have totally emptied the trunk, and there is two rows of shit 15 feet back, {one for car stuff, the other for silly crap}, and I still cannot find the bar for the jack.

And I have to pee.

So, knowing that I have a cop watching me from across the street, I just can't walk behind the tow-truck & whip it out. I grabbed a bottle of antifreeze & "diluted the mix".

And now without my bottle jack, I had to use the jack that came with the car.

Bad move.

I broke the knuckle-buster bar on that jack [photos to follow], and then got the car off the ground with the bottle jack using a pry bar, a pipe, & the lug wrench.

I finally got the tire off & got the doughnut on & realized "how the hell am I going to get this bitch back on the ground?"

Simple: Pack your shit up, fire the car up, and throw it in drive.

This is when I realized I could no longer feel my toes, knees, or my right hand down to the palm.

This is also when I realized that the cops were no longer keeping an eye on me. So I 'was good to go'. I circle the gas stop several times, retightened the lug nuts, then made my way home.

But, when I look at the tire tomorrow, and the 5" mark on the sidewall is really a slash.

Once I find out who did it. They will realize what kind of pandora's box they have unleashed.

Blessed Be, and don't fuck with someone that you do not know what, how, or who they know.

Dr. Stranglelove

The Return of Captain Invincible

Look...Up on the Screen...Its Absurd...Its Insane...Its...

I don't know how many people feel about shlocky B-movies, but I love them. And not only is this pure shlock with Alan Arkin as a retired alcoholic ex-superhero, and Christopher Lee as the Evil Mr Midnight. But it is a musical as well! Decide for yourselves. But I'm sure that anyone from Wild Willy's will enjoy it.



Blessed Be, (and don't forget to "Have a short or a Port or a snort of any sort")
Dr. Strangelove

Fuitcake ranks higher than Bush in polls

A CBS News poll states that Dubya' has an approval rating now of 28%.

According to the story linked below getting kicked in the balls [41%], & stepping dog shit [35%] ranks higher among a list of others.

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Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online

Blessed Be, and eat your Brussel Sprouts[51%]
Dr. s.

I can't sleep, I have MIDWAY MADNESS

T-MINUS EIGHT HOURS:
I am watching CBS Sunday morning. I am happy that I still have my father who will be watching the Bears & Colts fight it out in the Super Bowl.

But I wish my Grandfather Chalma was still around to see the Bears get this far. {And possibly beat the snot out of the former Baltimore Colts}.

Which brings to when 'DA BEARS won the play-offs. I was at my favorite pub, the game ended, and I had to call my dad to see if saw the game. Both he & I were born, & are from Hammond Indiana. So I was at an impass of if the Colts won, who should I cheer for?

Beings that where we were born & the family house is several hundred yards from South Chicago, but actually from Indiana, there was an odd convolution of who to side with.

But after asking my father about this he quickly reminded me of how the Colts came to Indiana. They left Baltimore in the middle of the night. Without warning eight moving vans pulled up & packed all of the teams gear & stuff, and disapeared into the night. Thus......

They are not an Indiana team, because true Hoosiers would not do something like that.

So I will remain a Chicago Bears fan as I have for many years through good & bad. {Unlike many of the purple shirted butt-munchers that have no loyalty when the 'queens [more often than not] suck ass}.

I just wish my Grand Father was still alive to see The Bears play this game.

That, and I wish I could get some sleep before the game.

Blessed Be, GO BEARS!!!,

& if you are near Sioux Falls this afternoon come up to Willys. We will have a tonne of food, & a tonne of fun!

Dr. S.

Herpes, no, I said hair piece

As they said in the breakfast club:

"you wear tights grabbing other guys...."

"It is standard sports gear uniform"

"yeah, umm, tights"

And now, after more than 25 years ago when the wrestlers in high school wrote off us theatre geeks as what ever simple minded thing they could pull out of the tiny litttle minds.

WHO GETS HERPES MORE YOU SPANDEX BITCHES?!?!?!?!?

I had to have a big laugh loud enough to wake the people upstairs, [and yes I woke them up], when I hear about 'mat herpes' that all of these kids have been exposed to, yea, unknowingly not told about by wrestleing coaches that have known about this shit since before I was in high-school in the 80's.

So, what I am saying:

1. you wear tights
2. you basicaly hump your opponent to the ground
3. you get herpes from the foam padding that you flop around on, or the other sweaty GUY that you are attempting to get on top of
4. and the coach yells at you if you do not go down on your opponent fast enough
5. he is also wearing tights
6. plain an simple Y.A.F.M
   

Where as in what I did [technical theatre]

1. the women wear the tights, & look a hella better than you will ever will
   
2. the boys that humped each other were private, and not school sanctioned
3. so were the girls, [but that was something GREAT to watch]
4. in theatre/music, we were smart enough to know where & how we got an S.T.D
5. 98% of the time we were not wearing lycra/spandex, and if we did, we wore a condom
6. and you muttonhead jocks think we are the 'fags'?

Who slaps each other on the ass? Jocks 1
Who makes more money after school? Theatre 1
Once you blow out your knee, elbow, etc. Will you still have a career? Maybe in used car sales.
Theatre 2 - Jocks [should be -1] still 1
And between the jocks & the theatre geeks....

Only jocks will shower together.

Theatre people have seperate dressing rooms

And we have fewer S.T.D.'s than the bung headed shitbags that roll around on a plastic mat in jumpsuits that would make a cheerleader blush.

So, right now I say GOOD FUCKING DEAL YOU THUNKERS!

The score as I see it is: Jocks - 1{herpes infected} / Theatre _69 {and clean}

Blessed Be, just wipe down the mat before your anal fantasy.

Dr. Strangelove

Cartoon Net campaign creates Boston bomb scare

When a good [and pretty damn cool] ad campaign goes bad, just call the bomb squad, Department of homeland [in]security, and lock down the city
LiveLeak.com - Cartoon Net campaign creates Boston bomb scare

I saw a blurb on the news about this last night & thought "Who the f%^k would mistake these things for bombs? They are printed circuit boards with leds. What fu*king morons!"

Then I read about it & THEN I thought "Great way of getting a shyte-tonne of free pr". I have friends in advertising that would kill for all of the press this has generated.

Go ahead & click the link to the video above, it's pretty cool.

Blessed Be, but watch out for LED's
Dr. S

UPDATE: NBC Nightly News just did a story on Boston's panic attack.

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And I just found a good page from Gothamist.com that covers the story:

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