Herpes, no, I said hair piece

As they said in the breakfast club:

"you wear tights grabbing other guys...."

"It is standard sports gear uniform"

"yeah, umm, tights"

And now, after more than 25 years ago when the wrestlers in high school wrote off us theatre geeks as what ever simple minded thing they could pull out of the tiny litttle minds.

WHO GETS HERPES MORE YOU SPANDEX BITCHES?!?!?!?!?

I had to have a big laugh loud enough to wake the people upstairs, [and yes I woke them up], when I hear about 'mat herpes' that all of these kids have been exposed to, yea, unknowingly not told about by wrestleing coaches that have known about this shit since before I was in high-school in the 80's.

So, what I am saying:

1. you wear tights
2. you basicaly hump your opponent to the ground
3. you get herpes from the foam padding that you flop around on, or the other sweaty GUY that you are attempting to get on top of
4. and the coach yells at you if you do not go down on your opponent fast enough
5. he is also wearing tights
6. plain an simple Y.A.F.M
   

Where as in what I did [technical theatre]

1. the women wear the tights, & look a hella better than you will ever will
   
2. the boys that humped each other were private, and not school sanctioned
3. so were the girls, [but that was something GREAT to watch]
4. in theatre/music, we were smart enough to know where & how we got an S.T.D
5. 98% of the time we were not wearing lycra/spandex, and if we did, we wore a condom
6. and you muttonhead jocks think we are the 'fags'?

Who slaps each other on the ass? Jocks 1
Who makes more money after school? Theatre 1
Once you blow out your knee, elbow, etc. Will you still have a career? Maybe in used car sales.
Theatre 2 - Jocks [should be -1] still 1
And between the jocks & the theatre geeks....

Only jocks will shower together.

Theatre people have seperate dressing rooms

And we have fewer S.T.D.'s than the bung headed shitbags that roll around on a plastic mat in jumpsuits that would make a cheerleader blush.

So, right now I say GOOD FUCKING DEAL YOU THUNKERS!

The score as I see it is: Jocks - 1{herpes infected} / Theatre _69 {and clean}

Blessed Be, just wipe down the mat before your anal fantasy.

Dr. Strangelove