A different 404 error page

I like this one, but I don't have kitties:

404 - CelticBear

MERRY SAMHAIN ! ! !

That is right, at sunset I start my own little festivities for what I concider a New Year.

"New year, is Dr. S really FUBAR'd?"

No, I'm just happy to be among the living. That, and for those of you that don't know by now, or have not picked up on it - - - I am a wiccan. Not a witch, worlock, or any other D&D silly assed thing that people have created for TV & movies. But a normal person that has a belief that we actually can make a difference in the world if we work togather instead of beating the snot out of those that don't agree with us.

"an ye harm none" = the golden rule
"blessed be" = "peace unto you & yours"
Not much different than any other religion now is it.

Blessed Be All, Dr. S

Loss of our constitutional rights

NOTE:

This is an email from my father. He actually is a doctor {PhD}, whereas I just play one on the 'net.
For me, this should not happen, it should not be allowed, nor should it be tolerated.

Dr. S.

Good morning,

Please take a moment to watch this video relating to the Military Commissions Act that was signed into law recently by George W. Bush.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igycXBseoAg

It basically gives one man, Bush, the power to declare any US citizen who disagrees with him as an "unlawful enemy combatant", allowing him to single out individuals, like yourself, to be arrested and detained indefinitely without giving you your constitutional rights to Habeas Corpus. This means you can sit in jail without being able to contact your family or your attorney.

It means a loss of the constitutional rights of every American citizen based upon the whims of a single individual: George W Bush.

If you decide to send a contribution to the victims of Lebanon, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

if you want to contribute to the International Red Cross to aid refugees, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

or send food or medical supplies to the people of Iraq, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

If you write a Letter to the Editor showing any form of sympathy for groups, individuals, or citizens of a particular foreign county not supported by this Administration, you could be declared an "unlawful enemy combatant"...

You could also be tortured under the rules and regulations now in play by this Administration.

Please view the news clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igycXBseoAg

and decide for yourself.

Be a responsible citizen and follow the news (not on Fox, however) to stay informed.

Check to see how your Congress person voted on this bill at:

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/vote.xpd?vote=s2006-259

Write letters. Make phone calls. Let them know of your concern.

Why do people do what they do?

Originally I was going to write about something totally obverse from this, but right now I am pretty pissed off @ the people around me.

To the left of me I have several people that I did not realize how fucking racist they are. These people are, in my vision beneath the status of moron. Some of you know that before going to the cow box I had an extremely low tolerance for idiots. After being a lorded minion of the cow, I became tolerant of those that just did not know better.

I have not heard so many references to dark skined people as the "N-word" in such a short period of time. EVER!

They may be bottom feeders, but they do not have to spread this kind of idiocity & plain ignorant mind set in my bar.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

And the answer to the question of "Why are we here?" will soon be given around 3:12 p.m. tomorrow 20, October.

Then later on @ Willy's shortly after 9 p.m.

Most earthlings, & some others are invited

Please remember your towel.....

Blessed Be, live long, & prosper, and keep your fluids pure


Dr. Strangelove

76 'rusty' trombones in the big parade

I wonder if this would work with the piccalos and the tubas. It definitely could change the whole sax sound.

www.ohgizmo.com

Blessed Be, and keep humming that tune that is in your head.

OK! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS P.C. CRAP!

This is just going too far. I am fed up with the poli-cor attitude that everyone must feel the same, & feel each others pain.

I AM NOT, AND WILL NOT BECOME A DRONE OF SOCIETY!

But to think of the poor schmucks that had to pose for the photos does make me laugh.

The Empathy Belly Pregnancy Simulator Homepage

How stupid can you be?

It is one thing to get married & create a web page to share with your friends & family.

It is another thing that the woman you are engaged to was your best friends ex-wife from the marriage that you broke up.

It is yet another thing to have and open public guestbook on your page that lets EVERYONE comment.

You gotta read this, & don't miss the guestbook!

Your Wedding Webpage

PETA will hate me for this, But it is still funny

I found this video about "Weasel Stomping Day" by Weird Al. Borderline NSFW, but funny all the same.



So celebrate W.S.D. by grabbing your boots & going out to stomp some weasels.

Blessed Be, and wipe your feet before going inside.

Dr. S.

Good Bye Uncle Jim

I was just woke up by a phone call from my mother. The tone of her voice on the ans. machine forced me to roll over & pick up the line. I then found out that my Uncle Jim {my dad's sisters husband}, died in a plane crash yesterday.

I will try to say more later, but right now I can barely type more less think straight. the story is below.

Metro man killed in Wisconsin plane crash

UPDATE: I just got off the phone with my dad. My Aunt Joyce is doing ok for the time & situation. He told me that Jim was heading up to see a friend that was a bit under the weather & that the reason that Joyce didn't go with him was that she wanted to stay home to watch the Bears / Vikings game. Being from Hammond, IN. as I & almost all of my paternal side of my family, but living in the twin cities for so long..... I don't know who she was rooting for.

But that game saved her life.

Blessed Be, and I;m sorry I can;t think anything witty right now.

"you need 'a little churchin' boys" . . . .

I just watched the Blues Brothers last night. This church is one of the last classic places & just renovated.

That & I'm from Chicago, and right now if you can, please help out if you can/want.

Fire damages 'Blues Brothers' church

Blessed Be, and try to see the light.

Castle and Moat Test of reaction

This would be a really awsome test to give people that might have had too much at the pub.

Castle and Moat Test

Star Trek on KSFY-Boldly going where bad acting has gone

I just got home a while ago & turned on the boob-tube. While changing channels I came across something that threw me back.

STAR TREK ON CH. 13!

I hope they continue to air it. I tried to look up the schedule but got conflicting info.

But for right now Midnight, Sundays, Goto KSFY to see how Kirk & the crew of NCC1701 make out with combatant {and sexy} aliens.

Blessed be & prosper

Dr. Strangelove

What happened to World Trade Center (WTC) Scrap?

I and many of my friends have lost work to outsourcing to India.

But this totally is wrong.

What happened to World Trade Center (WTC) Scrap?

The Day After 9.11

I wanted to do this last night but I got distracted by other people & things.

I was doing fine with all of the different 9.11 news stories & other things that I saw in the news & such. Then the bush spoke.

WE HAVE A FRIGGIN MORON RUNNING THIS NATION!

The bush spoke. The bush doesn't speak well on his own. The bush is totally clueless without a teleprompter or in-ear monitor with someone on the other end telling him what to say.

Plain & simple, the bush is dumber than a shrubbery.

As a nation we all mourned five years ago in sympathy for what happened on the east coast. Me personally, I was dumbfounded by the extent of how two huge buildings could become a pile of rubble so easily. That and seeing the front end of a firetruck from a house that I used to walk by on a daily basis crushed like a tonka toy. When I saw that I totally lost it. I knew that crew. They were some fun guys to chat with & had a ton of stories that would carry Rescue Me into more that ten seasons.

But this is not a TV show. They actually died that day.

But for the bush to come on TV last night with the arrogance to say that because of what happened five years ago it is totally ok to allow almost 3,000 of our military to die. There is no friggin 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction', no direct connection of Iraq to Al-Qaida, and nothing to prove in the mid east with exception to seeing how far we can piss them off.

We as Americans are a proud group of people. We have overcome many diverse obstacles in the history of our country. Why now do we have to go out like missionaries and bludgeon our way of life, our mode of thinking, & our 'democracy' on people that have been around a hell of a lot longer than the USA? The original gulf war was "make Kuwait a free country..." Kuwait wasn't a free country to begin with, IT WAS THE FU*@ING OIL that was to be freed! And now curious george {he does look like a chimp} gets on the TV & says that all is right.
Well I am sorry but if that were the case why do we now have the most people living below the poverty level in history, crime is rocketing up faster than an ICBM, and people are killing others because 'they don't look right'. We now are in the land of the free & home of the brave, but should that come at the cost of being constrained & fearful?

Blessed Be, and pay a lot of attention to the men behind the curtain.

Why I loved living in Duluth

I found this article & thought it funny because I actully had to drive by this place several times.
Duluth police pot holds pot

IRONY: Police attribute a dozen marijuana plants at the West Duluth substation to a joker.

BY MARK STODGHILL

NEWS TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER

Justin Hayworth/News Tribune

Marijuana grows in a concrete planter outside the West Duluth police substation, 5315 Grand Ave.

More photos

• Marijuana plant catches the eye of girl-watcher (7/18/1990)

Like all good reporters, the News Tribune's Janna Goerdt has learned to keep her ears and eyes open for whatever might be encountered on an assignment.

Goerdt accompanied law enforcement officials Saturday as they searched for people illegally using all-terrain vehicles in Duluth. She wrote a story about the enforcement campaign for Sunday's newspaper.

Goerdt also uncovered a dozen marijuana plants growing in western Duluth.

The pot wasn't growing off an ATV trail. And she didn't find it in the woods.

Goerdt found the marijuana growing in a planter near the front door of the West Duluth police substation.

You might say she was paying attention.

During law enforcement's briefing on how they were going to conduct the ATV sting Saturday, Goerdt heard two members of a rival news team talking about "something interesting" in front of the police station at 5315 Grand Ave.

Eavesdropping like a good reporter, Goerdt filed the comment away in her memory bank and accompanied law enforcement on the ATV crackdown.

When that assignment was over, Goerdt returned to the police station and took a walk around the building. She found the marijuana plants. Although she said she didn't know that they were marijuana plants.

She plucked one of the leaves and brought it back to the newspaper. "I needed some evidence," she said. "I didn't know if anyone would believe me. I didn't think it was a big deal. I just thought it was rather amusing."

Duluth City Gardner Tom Kasper was given the leaf for inspection Monday and confirmed that it came from a marijuana plant.

Kasper immediately traveled to the West Duluth police substation to inform neighborhood supervising police Lt. John Beyer of the pot growing in the front-yard planter.

Beyer pointed out that he, his police officers and the public use the backdoor entrance to the police station. The front door just off busy Grand Avenue is usually locked and not used.

"The only thing I can say is somebody has a sense of humor," Beyer said. "Now they'll read about it in the paper and say, 'Yeah, that was me.' "

Goerdt provided the scoop and Kasper did the scooping.

The gardener dug out the 12 marijuana plants by their roots and presented them to Beyer. They were 4 to 6 inches high and Kasper estimated they had been growing about three weeks.

Beyer said the plants will be placed in a paper bag and destroyed when the next batch of police-confiscated drugs are gotten rid of.

Kasper said this is the first marijuana found growing in Duluth that has been reported to him in 10 years.

But this isn't the first time marijuana has been discovered growing in a public place in Duluth. In 1990, a citizen pointed out to police that a 3-foot marijuana plant was growing in the northern corner of the Civic Center courtyard near City Hall.

For a day at least, Goerdt is known around here as "Janna The Snitch." She said she can live with it.

Define Irony

I think this is sick, twisted, and totally great!
Saddam's cartoon capers - Yahoo! News UK

Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he is behind bars.

The deposed leader on trial in Iraq was featured in the movie spin-off as the lover of the devil. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut featured Hussein and Satan attempting to take over the world together.

Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said US Marines guarding the former dictator during his trial for genocide were making him watch the movie "repeatedly".

"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie last year. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy," Stone said.

The death Penalty + "pro-lifers" = the oxi-morons of South Dakota

At this point in time we are less than six hours away from the state of South Dakota legally killing someone. It is the choice of the elected people that we have that option.

I am wondering though, where the hell is Roger Hunt, Leslee Unruh, the Alpha center, New Haven, and all the rest of the "life is precious" crowd that pushed through a bill that all but says that women here in SD are too stupid to make their own choices.

Where are they?

They should be up on the hill standing outside the prison protesting against the LEGAL death of Elijah Page. But no, all of these so-called "right to life" people will most likely sitting in bed watching the news when 10 p.m. rolls around.

10 p.m. when Mr. Page's life slowly drifts away.

WHY IS IT OK FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, BUT NOT OK FOR A WOMAN TO MAKE A PERSONAL CHOICE TO HAVE AN ABORTION!?

There I said it, yup I said the 'A' word. And I will say it again, ABORTION, ABORTION, ABORTION, ABORTION!

Why is that bad, but lethal injection is good? What the hell is the attitude here folks? "you can't kill them when they cannot live on their own but, once they are born & they screw up. Strap 'em down, hit the button & then you can kill them with the states blessing".

THIS IS WRONG!

How can the same people that say life is so special & cannot be wasted under any circumstance, turn around & support capitol punishment. And don't call a bullshit on me for saying that. As of 1992 over 76% of people polled that said that they were "pro-life" also stated that they supported capitol punishment.

Am I the only one that finds that odd?

Personally I do not like abortion. But, if my mother, daughter, wife, girlfriend, or any woman dear to me in my life became pregnant by accident, rape, or whatnot.

They should make the decision, not some 68 year old man several hundred miles away.

Mr. Page made some choices that got him into this situation. He also made the choice to atone for what he did. I find it odd that the only legal protest at this point in time is from the people around the other person that plead guilty for the murder that had happened. The thinking behind that is if Elijah Page is killed, who is to say the state will not come back & murder his partner in crime.

So here we all sit. Watching & waiting. Waiting & watching. While people tell us what to do & what to believe is right & what is wrong.

And all this tripe is attributed to the good of the nation, because as you know, we all are too stupid to know better. {According to those that supposedly represent us.}

I am calling a bullshit on them for that!

Blessed Be & hope for a new world to come soon.

In Honour of the season finale of RESCUE ME

I thought this would be a nice celebration of the ending of the season. NSFW!!! This is what Denis Leary did a long time ago before Rescue Me. We would play this song to start off boys night out.



Blessed be, Dr. Strangelove

Google Search, How true

I don't think I need to say any more than click below.

failure - Google Search

Frogs can't live in a jar

Tonight's episode of Rescue Me was really intense. I teared up several times. But life goes on & sometimes you gotta say "what the fuck"

I just felt I had to post this right now.

believe in what you are.
believe in what you can do.
Blood-lines do not discern between friends & family
Life is something that is limited. So enjoy it, not mourn it.

In the end none of us will make it out alive.

Blessed be, & take some time today to just appreciate the things around you.

Dr. S.

Just something {REALLY} stupid to post

Sorry blog-surfers but I found this really dumb, but fun.

The Most Disturbing Case Mod EVER - 2Loop.com

Just when you thought YOU were a lonely geek . . .

The Most Disturbing Case Mod EVER - 2Loop.com

Justice on the road

My friend Stu told me about this video of a couple rednecks being total assholes & harassing some couple in "his mommies car". And they videotaped the pursuit until they got a little bit of a surprise.

Put it this way, two bats cannot hold up to a Glock. NOT SAFE FOR WORK JUST FOR THE AUDIO. The vid is 6:30, and watch it to the total end. It is damn hilarious!

Just as long as Stu does NOT try this

It is an odd ball thing of a show

Fuse.tv - TV Shows - Pants-off Dance-Off

Fuse fans can escape reality and the local news by ogling the first dance and strip game show on TV. This show features all walks of life--young and old, men and women, fat and thin-- shedding their clothes down to their skivvies while dancing to popular music videos for the chance to win bragging rights and some hard earned cash. fuse encourages viewers to vote online or via text, Tuesday through Friday, to pick their favorite nakeddancer to make the cut, and the potential for their comments to appear on-air. Each night a new contestant will win the opportunity to go head to head on Saturday’s official “pants-off” to be crowned the week’s Pants-Off Dance-Off winner.

Playing with our minds - The paranoia part deux

They say now that there are over forty people detained for being involved in the "terrorist incident" of last week. But how is it that a 40 person "cell" of terrorists would be so damn stupid to get caught like this you ask? The answer is very easy.

Because they are not terrorists, they are stool pidgeons.

I find it odd that at a time when Bush & Blair are at the lowest approval ratings, as well as both Brits & Americans are massively opposing the war actions going on in the Middle East, something like this would happen.
This did not occur because of a group of Muslims were striking out against the United States. This occurred to strike fear & paranoia into those of us that have either become complacent, or very pissed off about our friends & family being killed for nothing more than a power trip by a group of control freaks.

So now we have a situation:

• that calls for people to show up more than 3 hours before their flight time, {Here @ SFX outbound flights start @ 6am, but the airport is closed at 3am}
  
• cannot have anything for a carry on except for medical & personal things that would be needed during the flight [asthma, heart pills, unboxed & unwrapped tampons], and your ID {ok, I a know lot of creative people, but I have yet to meet ANYONE that can make an explosive device out of a Tampax}, in a clear plastic bag. I see it like going to a summer day camp.
  
• Have to pack your Ipod, cell phone, laptop, pda, or anything else of value in your checked luggage, {BTW your flight insurance will not cover loss or damage}, because these things could be used as a triggering device for a bomb.
• airlines are canceling flights because people are too scared to fly, thus those who are not falling prey to the paranoia get totally screwed over because they have to change plans for a later flight
• tensions are flaring & people are getting even more biased & violent against those who are Muslim {well, they ARE the cause of all of our problems aren't they?} [BULLSHIT!]
• and right now there is more terror in the heart & soul of America than there would have been if this was an actual threat carried out
  

A friend of mine has a daughter that got stuck @ O'Hare because of this.
I also know of someone that was traveling in England & got a bums rush in trying to get back home.
I myself would be really pissed off if I had to dump my contact lens solution, shampoo, toothpaste & other stuff to fly someplace for a meeting, buy another set of the stuff that I had to dump, and then do the same thing 2 days later when I came back.

I'm sorry, but this whole thing does not make sense to me.

Why would they have multiple people leave from the same airport on the same day? On top of which, from one of the most tightly secured airports in the world!! Heathrow has always been a pain in the ass even before 9.11.01, and now it is a major hemorrhoid.

Now they say that you cannot have anything fluid with you on the plane what is next?

• no shoelaces - they could be det-cord
• no chewing gum - could be C4 {as who the hell would chew on C4, it tastes like ass!}
• no eyeglasses - you could set off you shoelace/det-cord by focusing the light from the window like a magnifying glass.
• no shirts with buttons - the buttons could be those things that ninjas have that they throw & create a big puff of smoke
• no hard contact lenses - because of the sharp edges you could slit someone's throat with them
  
• no belts - you could strangle or tie people up with that {I know some people that might even enjoy it!}
• no books, magazines or other reading material - one word, papercut
• no digital watches - the alarm could be used to trigger the det-cord laces that sets off the wad of chewing gum C4 that is stuck to the bottom of your shoe
• no life - a dead passenger can't kill the other dead passengers

I hope you can follow where I am going here. The current attitude from the powers that be is that in order for us Americans to be free, we have to lose our freedom & be confined.

And I am again sorry but,
that shit don't fly with me!

Blessed Be all, and start playing nice with each other O.K.?

The paranoia - SHAMPOO & TOOTHPASTE BANNED?

I just spent the last 2.5 hours building up a rant about how blatant that how can 30+ "terrorists" be caught at one of the highest security [Heathrow] airports.

Then Blogger died. I lost everything, links & all.

So I will try tonight to resurrect the silliness & seriousness of said rant.

I am really pissed right now [non-UK reference, read torqued beyond bounds]

Blessed Be, & don't PLEASE don't believe what is fed to you is actually good for you.

P.S. I used to fart around with flash cameras.

It is not easy, and can be EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND DEADLY to mess with the damn things. The battery won't mess with you, it is the other stuff.

And none of that stuff can be reconfigure on the run, [read they could not build a bomb out of the shit while in the air, more or less multiple ones in an aircrcraft lav.]

A stamp can't take down a helo, but Mentos & diet coke is still cool

I just got done watching MYTHBUSTERS.

The show focused on the myth {blown} that a postage stamp on one of the rotors of helicopter will cause it to fail. BUSTED!

They also did stuff about the Mentos & Diet Coke thing. TOTALLY COOL!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

And by the way, do not ever EVER drop dry ice into a 2Lt. bottle of water.

It will hurt you. BAD!

And for inquiring minds, yes I am pissed right now {UK expression of being drunk}, due to finding out that one of the people I used to work with @ KDLT died yesterday.

Good guy, tough thing though. I hope his family the best blessings.

For everyone else. . . . .

Blessed Be & enjoy your life and those around you.

You really don't know how long that you will have the opportunity to do so.

Top 10 Reasons Why People Quit Their Jobs - Or why Gateway failed

I found this & was quickly reminded of why most of us no longer have jobs with the failing computer company.

Top Ten Reasons Why People Quit Their Jobs

By: Gregory P. Smith, author of Here Today Here Tomorrow: Transforming Your Workforce from High-Turnover to High-Retention

There are many reasons why good employees quit, most are preventable. From my years of experience as a consultant, I’ve identified a “Top Ten” list of reasons why people leave jobs:

1. Management demands that one person do the jobs of two or more people, resulting in longer days and weekend work.

2. Management cuts back on administrative help, forcing professional workers to use their time copying, stapling, collating, filing and other clerical duties.

3. Management puts a freeze on raises and promotions, when an employee can easily find a job earning 20-30 percent more somewhere else.

4. Management doesn’t allow the rank and file to make decisions or allow them pride of ownership. A visitor to my website E-mailed me a message that said, “Forget about the “professional” decisions—how about when you can’t even select the company’s holiday card without the President rejecting it for one of his own taste?”

5. Management constantly reorganizes, shuffles people around, and changes direction constantly.

6. Management doesn’t have or take the time to clarify goals and decisions. Therefore, it rejects work after it was completed, damaging the morale and esteem of those who prepared it.

7. Management shows favoritism and gives some workers better offices, trips to conferences, etc.

8. Management relocates the offices to another location, forcing employees to quit or double their commute.

9. Management promotes someone who lacks training and/or necessary experience to supervisor, alienating staff and driving away good employees.

10. Management creates a rigid structure and then allows departments to compete against each other while at the same time preaching teamwork and cooperation.

Interesting, isn’t it — that all ten factors begin with the phrase “Management….” Interesting, too, just how many of these high-turnover factors are preventable? My retention survey confirmed the truth of the saying, “Employees don’t quit their companies, they quit their bosses.” Thirty five percent of the respondents answered yes to the question, Was the attitude of your direct supervisor/manager the primary factor in your quitting a previous job?

Soft management skills—people skills—are the critical element in battling high turnover and creating a high-retention workforce or what I call, “retentionship.”

About the Author
Greg Smith is the “Retention Expert.” He shows executives and business owners how to attract and keep customers and build organizations that retain and motivate its workforce. He is the author of the book, Here Today Here Tomorrow: Transforming Your Workforce from High-Turnover to High-Retention.

Idiots, stolen cars, & how I almost killed someone yesterday.

Our little big city is growing up & becoming more the urban jungle.

I heading home from work yesterday. Just as I was passing Lewis Eastgate some black kid ran out of nowhere across 10th street almost getting hit by every car in all four lanes, {including mine}. After his passing about 18" in front of my bumper I then heard the sirens.

I looked over to see a cycle cop & patrol vehicle with another cycle cop a block away. As I then looked into the parking lot of the drugstore the only thing I could think of was cowboys rounding up stray cattle. I later found out the kid stole a car, crashed it while attempting to flee from the PD, then decided to run.

Things like this are why I choose to live here in Sioux Falls.

WHY You ask?

Because that crap is not supposed to happen here.

www.argusleader.com/ STORY LINK

Teens charged with car theft, eluding police

August 4, 2006, 2:55 am

Two teenagers were arrested Thursday afternoon for driving a stolen car and fleeing police.

A boy, 17, driving a stolen 2004 Pontiac Grand Am was charged with aggravated eluding, reckless driving and possession of a stolen vehicle, police Sgt. David Osterquist said. His passenger, 13, was charged with fleeing a police officer.

Officer Doug Flora spotted the car in the right-turn-only lane at Sixth Street and Weber Avenue at 1:24 p.m. When the car sped forward instead, Flora tried to pull it over. A low-speed chase ensued for 10 blocks before the driver jumped onto the curb and slid to a stop at Austin Street and Sherman Avenue, Osterquist said.

The driver nearly hit another vehicle by running a red light at Eighth Street to turn north onto Cliff Avenue, he said.

The teenagers fled, and police said they caught the driver in the Lewis Drug parking lot at 10th Street and Cliff Avenue.

The younger boy was found 30 to 45 minutes later when a resident in the 200 block of North Van Eps Avenue found the boy sleeping on the home's rear deck and called 911, Osterquist said.

The car was reported stolen from the 600 block of North Marquette Avenue at 8:11 a.m. Thursday, he said.

- Melanie Brandert, Argus Leader

THIS STUFF DON'T FLY WITH ME. ! ! !

I have a very good friend in Sidero. I met his older sister Meli when we worked together @ some cow-boxed-computer company. {I was almost hammerlocked into passing out when I asked about possibly dating Mel.} Sid is very protective of his clan.

I met his other sister a while back when she was with child.

This woman is a cool shit.

So anyway Chelle right now is in a BIG thing with the Colorado version of children youth & family services.

So please click on either of the links for HELP FREE KADEAN! or Sidero to find out what the hell is going on.

This is not something that should happen.

But, when it does. People must work to make damn sure that kids are safe.

And not false accusations at someone that loves the child that she born.

Blessed Be

This one time at band camp.....

Teen Hides Dead Newborn In Entertainment Center

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. -- A 17-year-old Colorado girl is facing a first-degree murder charge, accused by police of hiding her newborn baby in an entertainment center. Police believe Cheyenne Corbett hid her pregnancy from her parents and delivered the baby in a shower early Sunday. Corbett was taken to the hospital for bleeding and workers called police after determining she had given birth.She said she first started feeling pain while at band camp. Later, she told investigators that she was taking a shower and felt the urge to push, delivering her baby alone, Denver TV station KMGH reported.
She said she wrapped the baby in a towel and hid her, saying she planned to tell hospital workers where the baby was so they could help her. An autopsy determined the baby died of asphyxiation.Corbett is a Palisade High School student. Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved.

Hi, my name is Dr. S., and I am addicted to firetrucks

Any of you that know me, you know my penchant for firetrucks. I don't know when it started, but my hose is fully charged when talking about them. A few years back I almost bought a 75' ladder truck as a daily use vehicle.

[OK kid, save your kite, alright, no problemo! Save your kitten caught in a tree, sorry, try a pellet gun]

In college, my fraternity [yes I am TKE, and very proud of it], had a late 50's firetruck with a 6volt power system that we only fired up once a year for Hobo-Days, [SDSU's homecoming]. This bitch was my baby. I & others spent several weeks every September attempting to revive her so that we could drive her in the parade, then to the football game. Neverless despite the fact that once we got her started we could not shut her down without a push start, the brakes were on the other side of the cab, [I almost took out an HP at one game], and the bitch was the biggest pain in the ass to handle while driving. And every October for five years I & others had to spend 4-5 hours freezing our asses off in a parking lot in the damn thing waiting for our place in the homecoming parade.

But I loved her so much.

So, anyway, I found this site on a semi-random search for the show Rescue Me wanting to find out what I missed from the last Tuesday episode.

But as I went through the photos I almost broke down because I knew the guys on the crews of several truck & ladder companies that were lost due to the Sep. 11 disasters.

FDNYtrucks.com

Blessed Be.

Toys that I want

I want the HoneyBee

Top 5 Wackiest Toys from the Tokyo Toy Show - New Launches

Help name the baby Penguin

I came across this story on Fark. It is a Macaroni Penguin, so for a name I am thinking "Cheezen". I think it would be cute, "Cheezen Macaroni Penguin". Especially since his mother is named Nibbles.

I would like your like your help. You have until July 31st.

The Story:
kutv.com - Baby Penguin Born At Zoo, Naming Contest Underway

The Voting Site:
Name_the_Penguin_Chick_Contest

Do not under estimate the power of squirrel

The squirrel is an awesome beast to deal with.

Be afraid, be very, very afraid:



Voracious grey squirrel 'is greatest threat to songbirds'

Dog survives squirrel-chasing fall from cliff


So never under estimate the power of the fluffy tail.

Mr. S.W. You have been put on warning. The homeland alert level for your area is

BROWN

Blessed Be, and be aware that the next acorn you might come across could be a WMD.

You have prior knowledge, you have been warned, do not barter with the little buggers.

They will take your nuts.

In the words of Mayor Daly, vote, & vote often.

Yet another Google Idol submission to the Google Idol competition from Phil And Joe Productions that kicks ass.

Please go & vote.

If not for me. Do it for America,

otherwise many baby kittens will die from WMD's.

The video we are up against is from France. Some kid that doesn't know how to wear a hat properly, attempting to do a bad rap, [as if there is good rap].

All I ask is you checkout their video "Tourniquet" by Evinescence, and vote.

Gidol Rock at Google Idol

Blessed Be, & rock on

I Will Suirvive . . . . . well I will try . . . .

This is one of the extreamly few religious oriented videos that I can stomach.

Blessed Be All, Dr. S.

"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned..."

OK this crap of Poli.-Correctness has gone too damn far. If a kid is fat, the kid is fat. Not obese, not buoyantly svelte, not chubby, and don't even say "at risk of overweight."

THEY ARE FAT, PLAIN & SIMPLE.

Do not let them have three double cheezeys for breakfast and a whole box of sugar-zingers before you set their fat asses in the double wide back seat to take them to school. Also Twinkies, Ho-Ho's, & Moon Pies are not part of a normal meal.

They are snacks, nothing more, and should be ate one or two at a time.

NOT THE WHOLE DAMN BOX!

Political correctness is not a substitute of good/smart parenting, and by doing so avoids the issue that YOUR KID IS FAT! Even if the doctors debate how to refer to your overly, and very much avoidably, bloated spawn of blubber.

The kids @ school & on the playground have yet to be brainwashed to lamely dance around issues such like this.
They will be:

• hurtful,
  
• cruel,
  
• and without mercy to your child.

And that is many times worse.

Why? Because they will not use the word obese either.

CNN.com - Experts debate whether children should be called obese

Blessed Be, & put down that damn Choc-o-dile & feed your damn kid something healthy.

Dr. S. [thus ends the foamy-rant]<-{nsfw}

WOW THIS ROCKS!

I was chatting online with my friends Phil & Dori [from the amazing Phil & Joe Productions], & found out that you can watch the shuttle launch, and other stuff live on the 'net.

So my 4th Julie won't be a total suck from working. I was just happy to be able to go racing tonite & then possibly blow some s*&t up later on.

But The Shuttle launching is a one big damn bottle rocket. Check it out here:

NASA - NASA TV Landing Page

Mourn, don't celebrate, this Independence Day

This is a story that I picked up from the Ithaca Journal. It makes many good points. I personally know people that have taken many personal tolls because of this silly assed & non justified war. I hopethat things clear up soon, but I know that Dubya is too stupid to let that happen.

The Ithaca Journal - www.theithacajournal.com - Ithaca, NY

Blessed Be,
And pray, light candles, anything you can to help end this madness.

Beware at any outdoor event.

I think I will hold it in when I goto JazzFest this year.

Japanese Porta Potty Tricks

But it is still soooo funny!

How NOT to steal a SideKick

This is a great story of what can happen if you lose something & you have a friend that is computer savvy.

The timeline of the updates is what amazed me.
That & how stupid the thieves were.

How NOT to steal a SideKick II

THE Mentos & Diet Coke video

I pulled the embeded video because it bogged the page loading down.

If you havn't seen it, two guys, 200 liters of Diet Coke, and 523 Mentos makes a great performance art piece.

CHECK IT OUT HERE

This is their web site: http://www.eepybird.com/

Renewable Energy that is the Greatest Shit!

I think more cattle/dairy farmers around here could benifit from this.

Vt. Dairy Farm Harnesses Power of Cow Pies - Yahoo! News

Man Fined for Feeding Squirrels

O.K. We are now back to the squirrel news. . .

First Coast News - Strange & Unusual - Man Fined for Feeding Squirrels

Art Of Noise + Max Headroom = Paranoimia

This is one of my favorite videos from one of few bands I will buy an album without hearing it first.

I don't feel well

I like parties, but not with Ralph Nader. This is quite funny stuff.

the show with zefrank - 06-06-06

The war of the hoses

Wild Willys got wild last night. You could say that some people became very moist from the excitement. Led beat me to the punch posting about it. But one thing he did not mention is that before the truce, there was aprox. eight gallons of water & ice waiting to be dispensed in a "Weapons of Mass Destruction" style of way.

All the same, the web cam may have been off, but the good Doctor S. managed some documentation of the war zone casualties.

Be forewarned, the following images may not be suitable for viewing by young Australian mammals, nor any penguins.

AOL Cancellation

This wasn't as bad as what I & several friends had to go through. We all just either did a "Do Not Pay", canceled the billing account, or expired the card being used.

The person that recorded this is quoted as:

Sometimes we pay for a service which we no longer use simply because we haven’t had the time, or energy to cancel it. Here is a recording of a phone call made by an AOL user trying to cancel his AOL account, which he was no longer using.

Listening to this recording will actually make you angry. It’s so ridiculous that I am doubting the authenticity of this call.

DO NOT LET AOL TAKE OVER YOUR SYSTEM!



Putfile - AOL Cancellation

Family may be more than blood

If you come here more than a 'next blogspot' click.

We are family.

Blood, blessing, or being a regular person that I meet.

We all, in some way, are family.

Then & now for vintage gadgets

I saw this & thought, "cool", then I went to the site & realized,

I am so old that I have used 12 out of the 15 gadgets that are outdated.

Vintage gadgets - Fosfor Gadgets

And yet more squirrel lore

I don't think this is right. The little furry things should be allowed to be free wherever they may roam.

Gardener facing prosecution - for releasing squirrels into the woods

just trying to help

I found several links to info dealing with cervical cancer. And how the FDA approved a treatment to help out.

I sent an email with the links to a close friend that had to deal with this, and she recently got told that she might have another csyst [sp] & should go in & get a biopsy Monday.
Along with the links, I stated that if she should wuss out about going in, "...Remember I have 4" wide load straps, I will make damn sure that you get there. . . . Don't make me haul you in like a deer kill strapped to my hood."

I also text msg'd her to "check your email..."

five minutes later I get a phone call on my cell with her name in the CID display.

I answered and "who is this?" was the first thing I heard.

OK. It was a text msg. just to let her know about the email. IT HAS MY FUCKING NAME & NUMBER ON THE DISPLAY!!!!!

And for a "straight, sober, and off the horse [former heroine addict]", to call back & sound like she is coming off of a MAJOR buzz. And that I had to repeat my name. What do you think?

I care for many of my friends.

At times, too much. As well as for the kids, families, & others of my friends & people that I 'just know'. That is how I was brought up.

BUT

Right now, as far as I am concerned.


She can go off & fuck herself.


I know that is not something that my creed & belief system could work with, nor, approve of. And I will suffer the thrice thing.


But right now, at this point of time. I cannot express how fucking pissed off I am, and how let down & disappointed by someone that I let into my life.

Blessed Be all, even if you are a dumb twunt.

I still have some optimism though.

It has taken me over four hours to get this out, cut, proofed, reposted. Right now it is just shy of 0930.

And I do not know if I am more torqued about her actions, or angry at myself for getting so wound up.

I had a happier life for 7.5 years being single.

Well they did say it is designed as a "Green Building"

I was sitting @ my favourite pub & this news story came up on the television. Many of you around SFSD have noticed while driving the crosstown, [10th/12th streets], the building accross from Sid's. Well it is the new annex to the Federal courthouse.

And they found ditchweed pot growing outside of it. Read on...

KSFY.com - - Courting Ditch Weed

Hey Buddy, can I get some matches?

I think this would be the greatest thing to give to bar patrons when they have had a few too many.

Look at the photo & figure out what is wrong.

I think the people in Jaffrey, NH have been lighting up the product more than they should.

Whew, that was close! I'll need more Panexa

We squeeked by yet another doomsday panic of the omen attack.

In the meantime, check out this comercial for Panexa.

The people @ Stay Free! Daily got me hooked on the stuff & I just can't get enough of it.

And in honour of the world still being safe, [aside from what G.W.B. might be doing right now], I think everyone should go & get refreshments @ Willys.

Dr. S. precribes that to you.

6.6.6 @ 6pm

In five minutes the world will end. . . .


For that I say good by. . . . .


And if it doesn't happen . . . .

Come up to Willys & have a drink on the patio to rejoice that we have not been slain by some ruthless uncaring being.

The path is narrow . . .The way is blocked

Umm, as I was proofing that last post, & I had the tv running in the backround. There is some pseudo-christian dipshit twunt Karen Hayes.

Her problem is that she lives across from a former church, err sorry, "christian church", that was put up for sale.

Her beef, and the broadcast program that was spewing this tripe is:
"This was a christian house of god. We refuse to let those Muslims desecrate {sp} that building with what they do..."

I'm sorry, a house of worship . . . . . .no. yup .. . . . IS A BUILDING!!!!

Unless I am mistaken, anywhere you worship is considered a house of god. Whomever you may choose.
It could be a public center. it could be someones backyard, garage, or state/county park campsite
For some sects, the building must be consecrated in some ritualistic form.

But that I leave to the cat a holics, mor[r not m]ons, and who ever the hell can figure out how to get through to the el ron brain trust? I really want to know so that there could be a tom & john movie where they do the stunts by themselves.

I'm thinking 30,000 ft parachute drop. Over the Antartic, and both 'chutes fail for both of them. 18 cameras rolling, "they did all of the stunts" As two big red blotches show up on GoogleEarth . . . . This might finally get the whole bullshit over & done with 'scientology'

In this case, IT WAS A FUCKING BUILDING FOR SALE!
No pope. No Yawahh. No Allah. And defiantly no jesus.

I know for a fact that jesus is in prison. Why do you think every prison inmate up for parole has met him? [think about it, eh?]

All the same, thanks to Karen, these people are pissed that a "church" may become a "mosque".

My take is, "What the fu{[ is the difference? It is a place of united worship, and if whatever you concider to be the {higher being} actually gives a care.":
She/he will let you fight for a while,
She/he might let you know that everyone in one way, or form, is talking to the same person,
She/he will not let you live, no matter what if decided, even Walt Disney could not escape,

She/he is what we all breathe, eat, and at times, take a good nap on a hillside to wakeup smiling. So, Mother Earth, jesus. Budda, Allah, not even going into the Norsk, & Greek stuff, Et. Al.

Who really is to know that it might be the same thing[s]

Blessed Be all, And follow your path.

I just ask that those that are "christians" be more tolorent of religions that out populate you by a 30+:1 ratio

Dr. S.

I did not think about polka fans

When I got to work today. [yesterday, I forgot to post while I was there]
I carded in, made sure that the door was closed behind me, & proceeded down the south hall of the Pavilion.
I then walked past an elder couple.
.
He was wearing a bright red shirt with BRIGHT silly assed stripes going vertical. As I got closer, he also had a diagonal [8" wide] repeating pattern of guitars.

As I got closer I noticed that the woman was wearing a skirt fluffy enough to make the Sta-puffed marshmallow man embarrassed, that matched, shirt that matched, and socks that matched his boots.

I forgot that square-dancers can be more intensilly, [...silly on purpose], about what they wear.

I find it odd than my nephew, Tom, & his thrasher/boarding buddies as teens, do not look anyway near as goofy as some that are of the age of grandparents. [Tom had multicoloured hair for years].

Tom & his buds can goto a moshpit with what ever clothing, the most ghastly crap stuck into the body, and have the most odd of hair cut or colour.

But the thing is, and I will not say that I am sorry about my last post, I will never dress in a polka outfit like that.

POLKA DANCERS LOOK LIKE DORKS!
PLAIN & SIMPLE

IF YOU FEEL LIKE DRESSING THAT WAY

KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET. [so to speak]

"You wonder why people outside of South Dakota laugh at you the way that they do?
IT IS BECAUSE THE OF WAY YOU ARE DRESSED!

And because all gays everywhere else in the world dress that way."
[Bobcat Golthwait, USD, Vermillion concert]


Blessed Be, Dr. S.

And PLEASE do not EVER line dance to 'Jenny Jenny/867-5309'.
If you do, I will find you. I have friends in York, PA. that would be more than happy come back to S.D. to bitch slap you for being a cuntry music lemming.

Time to check your polka outfit.

I don't know about many of you as visitors to the domain of my odd things. But Ministry has been not a mainstay of mine, it has been inspiration. Like Led & his Perl Jam, I have a few groups that I will buy a disc, [today terms for what used to be called a record, LP, 45 single].

Ministry, New Order, Art of Noise, et al, were groups that I would listen to for various reasons, at various times, in various moods.

For what ever reasons, Al Jourgensen says that Ministry will no longer be after the next album. [again, referring to actual music media]

I hope that Al gets together with some others & continue the type of sound & vibe that has gotten myself & others though some serious shit in serious times.

The story is below.

Ministry Waves Goodbye After Next Album

Blessed Be, and don't crank to tunes too loud, it could cause your toes to shrink.

And that could make problems while walking.

DON'T BLOG AFTER 4am redeux

BEING ZILLY Oh crap I just found out that the people still looking for Jimmy Hoffa think that they know where he is.

unfortunately, I was in the bathroom

but still, I really hope that I don't have to EVER be in the place of Kimberly Dozier.

Actually I would love to be doing what she is doing. I really hope that she comes through the incident of the car bomb that killed the camera & sound guys. Blessed Be both of them. But all the same, if I were to get sent out as a shooter, or squeak, Kim would be someone I could trust not to go into a WTF situation.

Things happen though. And as morbid as it sounds, I hope tape was rolling.

Blessed Be, and give a Vet a big hug when you can.

Dr, S.

UPDATE: Kimberly Dozier is back stateside. Still some time, pins, rods, & other things to happen for her legs, but she seems to be doing good & cracking jokes.

It seems that she can recall sound of the bomb going off. And when she was able to ask about the other two, [cameraman, & soundman], on the assignment, she simply closed her eyes as to comprehend finding out that they had died.

Again I say: If I ever get a chance to be a shooter or squeak [cameraman or soundman],

There are very few people I would go into situations like Kimberly Dozier and have full trust that what we are doing is gold.

BB DrS

For those that drink Rolling Rock - A plea to save Latrobe's brewery

I used to drink Rolling Rock beer.

And now that Anheuser-Busch bought them out, they want to close down the brewery in Latrobe, PA. This type of action WILL directly change not only the taste of the beer due to different brewing processes, but will ruin the lives of everyone that works or is affiliated with the Latrobe company. The link below explains the situation. And will give you the chance to sign an on line petition to be sent to the Anheuser-Busch upper muckity mucks. Check it out & sign it. If not for the people of Latrobe, PA, or as to support the stand of "the little guys" against "the man".

Do it for your fellow beer drinkers.

Blessed Be, [and don't forget to ice the cooler]
Dr. S.

A plea to save Latrobe's Brewery

Your licence photo is on the 'net now

Thanks to homeland {lack of}Security, you can now see anyone's Driver's License on the internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was--photo and all!!

Thanks Homeland Security!
Where is our right to privacy?

I definitely removed mine. I suggest that everyone else do the same.

Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.

National Motor Vehicle
License Bureau web site

Blessed Be, Dr. S

So what really did happen to flight 77 on 9.11.01?

I am not a 'conspiracy theory whack-job' about 9/11. Matter of fact after 4.5 years, "just let go of it & move on...", was my stand on the whole situation. What happened on that morning changed every American forever. Even here in SF, it directly effected those of us that day doing a "preset" for a dance company that was to perform the next day.

As I went to work that morning the radio in my truck kept talking about something happening with airplanes, and that was it for info. As I walked up to the other stagehands in the loading dock I asked "what the hell is going on, what the fuck happened?" Only then did I find out about the four airliners that were hijacked, at that time no one knew anything more.

As we got on to working on setting lights, sound, & laying marley dance floor, the day went on as normal until we heard that all air traffic had been grounded, then of the first tower being hit.

None of us could speak or move. We all just froze then went into a slow motion move to find the floor or comfy place to sit. "this cannot be happening..." was all that I could think.

It was decided that even though it had not been two hours, we all needed to go out & have a smoke.

After the pre-emptive break, we continued to work. But not without odd dark feelings of what had happened, lurking in the back of our heads.

Several hours later we found out that the show had been called, due to the Tech. Director & several others were stuck in the panhandle of Nebraska. And several of the dancers stranded in Hawaii, the other members just stranded here & there across the nation due to the grounding of anything that flew.

So after getting cut from work since the road-crew can not show up that afternoon, I went to my favorite pub. I walked in & the first thing I saw was the second plane plowing through tower #2.
I could not move for almost five minutes as I was paralyzed, staring at was on the big screen TV in disbelief.
.
Later on, to add to the shock. After the towers collapsed, I saw the nose end of one of the ladder trucks destroyed in the mess with a Snoopy on the front.

Right then I totally lost it.

Many of you know I have a thing for firetrucks. I almost bought one a couple years ago.

But when I lived in NYC, I would be walking to work in the Broadway district. There was a fire station that I got to know the guys on the crew.
It was a ladder company, and they had a Snoopy on the front of the ladder truck unit.

I knew these guys. And seeing that truck again really hit me hard. It would have been better if I saw it on a news show feature, or Letterman, you know, in a positive way, but not this.
Seeing that ladder truck, covered in rubble hit me really hard. Still does, and probably will for a long time.

So anyway. . . Back to why I am writing right now:

I saw something tonight that changed my stand of just let go & move on. It was a video of pretty solid facts about how there is no way that a Boeing 757 like flight 77's model could possibly be the cause of what happened at the Pentagon.

Before the video, <{-GO HERE-}>, to read the story if you want to.
I recommend doing so.

The video is currently being shown at Cannes Film Festival. It is called Pentagon Strike, and, like I said earlier, it makes its points, and does it very solid & very well. Also check out the various commentary links.

Pentagon Strike

Blessed Be.

Just consider how much your world can change in less than a second.

And there is nothing you can do.

Then consider how much our lives have changed since 9/11.
And there is everything we can do.

Rev. Dr. Strangelove

Funny Essay � SpikedHumor.com

And they say there is a problem with the education system? Check this essay on Oedipus, it is damn hilarious.

Funny Essay � SpikedHumor.com

Iranian teen Nazanin sentenced to die for self-defense

I found this story on Shoutwire.

In a nutshell 3 guys tried to rape her & her niece, she had a knife, used it in defense, killed one of them, and now she is sentenced to be executed.

Please find the link & sign the petition to spare her life.

Blogcritics.org: Canadian Recording Artists Ask for Your Help in Saving a Young Woman From Execution

Blessed Be, and don't be ignorant

Have Fun & Shave Your Yeti

Umm, click below. I really don't know what to say but it is different.

Shave Your Yeti

SPORE - This game will ROCK!

I saw a vid of the demo that Will Wright did @ E3 <{[CLICK]}>
{warning, it is very long aprox. 30+ min.}, But this is so freeking cool.

I cannot wait until next April.

Those of you that may remember programing the game life in BASIC, will remember that you have to pick & choose where the lifeforms start, hit return, & then see how the screen colonizes, or dies.

This is the same game, 20 years later, on steroids. And with graphics that will give the least likely game player a certain feeling in that 'special place'. It is a TOTAL evolution in more ways than one.

And even if you do not like playing games on your 'puter, you have to at least check out the shockwave intro to the site below.
SPORE

Life sucks, then it blows. and then . . . .

I got off of nine days of hell. I expected to have a day to myself. That did not happen.

I am sorry that I cannot fill up expectations of what some people think that I can.
I am sorry that I will not budge from the opinions & belief's that I have.
I am sorry that I cannot be a "responsible human being" for shit that happened that I have no control over.

But actually I feel for all of the things & people that I come across. I listen, I empathize, I can relate. Be it friend, stranger, or someone that I truly fucking hate.

I care.
I do not know why, but I do.

But, if I say "shut the fuck up!" That means that you should go lay down by your bowl bitch.

Please don't take it personal. But unlike House, Dr. Ruth, and oprah & springer.

I am not a 24/7 dump shit on to sort out what is going on. I have some shit myself lately to sort out that has fucked my world up down sideways, and with no lube.

AND I NEED SOME FREAKING SLEEP!
I tried to goto bed around 4am & the fucking phone rings, then 2 hours later again, repeat & rinse twice, this has lost it;s cuteness, then again about 90 min ago,

I don't know right now which is a better song, The Boxer, or Atomic Dog

I need the funk, and not the one I have right now

Blessed Be, Dr S.

as George Clinton & the P funk would say "Get off your ass & jam"
Simon & Garfunkel would say "Feeling Groovy"

German sues Easter Bunny

{this is an actual news story}

A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.

Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.

Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.

"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."

Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence."

What Would Snoop Dogg Do?

If you ever get into a sticky situation, ask yourself,

What Would Snoop Dogg Do?

As if Charlie Sheen would ever do this...

I can't believe he would ever be capable of what Denise says here. He seems to be such a nice guy!

And Engelbert Humperdink died today in Los Angeles from a car crash.

Estranged Wife Denise Richards Paints Scary Portrait Of Charlie Sheen - April 21, 2006

Please vote now for what is right {or the kitty dies}

Ok fellow ex members of the herd & others that just trip on in. I have a favor to ask.

My good friend Phil & his buddies Joe & James have a video that he did, in competition on "G-idol". It's not that bad and some of his other vids like "Everybodys Fool" {my fav.}, are pretty damn awesome for a couple a guys from Sioux Falls. Ben, the guy who I think runs the site had good things to say on his Ben's Pick page.

Anyway please goto the link:

<{[-CLICK HERE TO VOTE-]}> Staring James,

the only guy I know who willingly gets hosed

{watch the vid & you will know}
And vote for Phil and Joe Productions:

"I believe in a thing called love"

Or else you can suffer like the little kitten in the blender.
Oh wait, I don't have a blender. But I do have a freezer, stove, & microwave.

The big man's opinion on Starbucks

I came across this guy on the internet & you thought I went on a rant about starbucks & the little froo-froo coffee joints that are popping up all over like herpes sores. Check it out, just make sure there aren't any kids in listening distance. nsfw

<{[-CLICK HERE-]}>

[Fire] Fox on the run to take over the 'Net

Check out this site.
I like how these guys think.

Also Take a look @ this one:

I want "The Beerbelly"

I found this news story on Shoutwire & thought WTF? I then pulled it up thought I should have gone ahead with things when I had the same idea in college 20 years ago.

Fake 'Beerbelly' Selling in Record Numbers

And here is the company's web site:

The Beerbelly- Stealth Beverage System

Dr. S.

Again, I am an uncle.

After many days, months, etc. I have become an honorary 'Uncle' yet again.

This time is different though. This one is not an animal, {or at least for the next 13 years}.

My good friends Rob & Angie Huber had a nine pound, three ounce baby boy yesterday @ 2:08.

I couldn't get back to them when I got Rob's vox msg. I guess that the phone is off right now due to the "relax time" & they are doing what many nubee parents do by taking a rest & gathering their wits after such an experience.

I wish them well, as I hope many of you do too.

Blessed be all.

Ban on abortion mocks human dignity

I found this & if I wasn't embarrassed about being from South Dakota before, I am now. This abortion ban is a plain stupid law made by people that think that women are too stupid to make an EXTREMELY personal decision themselves.

I'm sorry, I am pro-choice, and I have no doubts that my wife, girlfriend, mother or daughter, would have a better insight on the situation than some 61 year old man on capitol hill.

One thing these "do gooders of the moralality" do not realize is that unwanted pregnancy is called that for a reason.

IT IS NOT WANTED!

They claim that there are people out there wanting to adopt. Yes, that is true as long as the child is a healthy caucasian & not older than a few months.

An acquaintance of mine from college got pregnant & chose to goto the Alpha Center to find out her options. They talked her out of having an abortion. They claimed to have a couple waiting to adopt her child when she came to term. The Alpha Center for those not knowing is a place the "councils" women, and is just a grey-line away from black market baby trading. They have been investigated many times & somehow {read big money}, always get out of trouble. ANYWAY . . . After being told that her medical bills would be paid throughout the term when she gave birth.

It was not a white kid. And she got stuck with the remaining amount of bills, and a child that she could not at the time, & last time I saw her still barely, can support.

Here is the link to the story:

The Winnipeg Free Press Online Edition

Blessed Be, and fight for your freedom.

If you don't, next year you might not be allowed to make your own choices at all.

Movie Reviews of 2006 #32 - SCARY MOVIE 4

OK. It is another sequel in a chain of sequels making fun of movies & their sequels.
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But it is still damn funny!
We went into the theatre with the low brow expectations of the previous Scary Movies, and soon were giggling, then laughing, and finally out loud going out loud burst out enjoying ourselves.

If you want to spend a few hours enjoying a movie instead of getting brow beaten with intellectual crap that will make you feel like the world & yourself are dirty scum. This movie is for you. The fun in this movie is that it takes & twists all of the silly lame-assed "horror" movies, makes fun of them all, and still maintains a semi-semblance of a plot line.

I know I have said this before, and I will most likely say this many times over after seeing the summer lineup.

HOLLYWOOD CANNOT MAKE GOOD HORROR ANYMORE!

Most likely is the fact that they are based is Kalifornia, the land that made P.C. not a reference to computers, but how to be the least offensive to anyone & everyone that you might possibly come in contact with.

But that will be a rant for later.

This movie makes fun of the crap dealt out to us as scary movies that were actually so dull that I & others have fallen asleep several times. {I'm sorry Wolf Creek sucked the pus out of inflamed dingo boils}, I fell asleep several times on that one because IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING HOME VIDEO OF A ROAD TRIP, THEN TURNED INTO A BAD FRESHMAN FILM STUDIES PROJECT!!!!!!!!

Just do not buy the DVD that came out on that one. If you do, make sure you can re-gift it to someone you do not like. It is that bad.

But back to Scary Movie 4. Go See it. You won't regret it.

But save a snooch to see CLERKS 2, Jay & Silent Bob take on Moobie.

Yes there is hapiness in space

I thought this lightens the day.


New Face Found On Mars @ Shoutwire.com

Nerds Make Better Lovers

Now the word is finnally out & proven.

Nerds Make Better Lovers

AGAIN, BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID - U.S. Rolls Out Nuclear Plan

I found this article & a chill ran up my spine

U.S. Rolls Out Nuclear Plan - Los Angeles Times

$tarbuck$ part two

These people are bullies.

Plain & simple,

IT IS HER F~<{ING NAME!

Coffee shop’s name gets bucked from business

Blessed Be, & get better dirty water from someplace that cares about you.

I still do not drink coffee

I read this & could only think of a scene from The Fisher King where Robin Williams walked the woman of his dreams home.

They got to her house & she went off on a diatribe of things that would or could happen if he came into her flat. He replied with many counterpoints to her argument finishing with "I still don't drink coffee"

That & I just plain dislike coffee, & think the whole trendy viral explosion of coffee houses is just plain stupid. $7 for a cup of dirty stink water is friggin' idiotic. But Starbucks has become a smelly gorilla of the marketplace slinging poo wherever they go.

And like Kong, have a realy shitty attitude about anyone that could be a possible threat.

Starbucks Vs The DoubleShot Coffee Company For Naming Rights

This guy is selling his wifes box on ebay

I thought this was too funny to not post the link. Check out the print screens.

Man flogs wife's box on eBay

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW

The Meter Maid is now waterproof

I had to work one of the most pain-in-the-assed shows yesterday @ the Pavilion. I showed up for the sound check / tech rehearsal @ noon & parked @ a meter for five reasons:

1. I left for work & smelled the air & knew it was about to rain
2. I normally park on the other side of Minn. Ave because it is free
3. I did not want to to to haul ass in a downpour to where I normally park
4. I had Duffy {my laptop} with me. [see #2]
5. I did not think I would be there for more than an hour

So after plugging the little gray minion of revenue for 2 hours of time, {SIDEBAR: If you goto the Washington Pavilion, park on the north west side by the loading docks, they have a four hour time limit}, thinking I would be there MAYBE 90 minutes, I went to work.

While dealing with music that sounded like it was recorded on a Close-N-Play, we had a rainburst that we could hear in the "sound proof" Great Hall that lasted forever. After 3.5 hours I was able to go out to plug the meter, & found a little yellow $5.00 present soaking on my windshield.

Normally I would not be surprised about it since I was there longer than payed for, but this is different. Normally when it is storming outside, the meter mavens gather indoors @ the old parking ramp & wait it out. So during those times you normally can get away without dumping coin into the little bastards. But after carefully drying out the envelope & ticket I discovered that it was written during the worst of the downpour.

I guess my question is:

Since when did the city get a rainproof Rita?

April 1st on IFC: The Return of Henry Rollins

I subscribe to the IFC update newsletters & just found out the Henry Rollins Show is back for a second season on the independent Film Channel.
If you click below it should pop up a web page that you can click through to see some of the uncut footage. It's pretty damn cool stuff to see. For those others here in the great SFSD, it will premiere April 1st, @ 9pm on ch 180 {for midco cable}, ch 559 {direct tv}, and ch 331 {dish net}

April on IFC: The Return of Rollins

Movie Reviews of 2006 #31 - hack of all hack films - Deadly Heros

I got woke up by the phone ringing. Wrong number so I figured turn the tv on & catch the start of the NASCAR race @ Bristol. The pre race show was lame so I flipped through the channels & came across one of the worst movies on the WB {the way bad network}, titled

Deadly Heroes

It was so bad that I could not help but go back to channel 36 to see what stupid assed crap would happen next. I don't know right now if I would like to meet the people involved with this movie & buy them a beer, or slap the living shit out of them for being involved with a production like this.

It was either a lame attempt at making an action movie, or a REAL funny spoof of action movies.

watch it & make your decision.

In the mean time, it's fun to see 43 cars going really fast on a 1/2 mile track.

People don't goto watch the racing there, they goto see the cars get hurt.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

losing a friend

I was surfing the net last night & got an email that a dog that I have taken care of several times by dog sitting is going to get put down today due to illness.

Bear will be missed. Not just by his owners, but others that also had the good luck to take care of him as well.

Some say that dogs are companions, oblivious to what is going on around them.

After losing my own dog Heidi, I learned that they know much more than humans could ever conceive. Dogs are some of the best friends & true to the people that they know. They are not dumb. They just play that way to lull you in. Then the next thing you know, you wake up with a giant mass of fur next to you wanting your attention.

And you give it.

Not because you have to, because you want to.

Good bye Bear, I'll keep a treat for you.

Dr. S.

Update: 5:12 3/24 - I had a chance to say good bye to Bear about a half hour ago. He did not look good. I don't know wether I cried because I could see how bad off he was, or because I knew that was the last time I would see him. But I did cry. I gave him a couple of those 50 cent little smokies beef sticks, {which he loves}, scratched his back, & gave him a big hug.

Ya' know for being in my 40's, there still are moments when I feel like a kid.

p-mate: introduction

Umm. . . . . . Yeah I guess this could be useful @ parties.

p-mate: introduction

I cannot believe this dumb-ass is our president

I AM PISSED
I AM MORE THAN PISSED, I AM RETCHING, BODY SPASM FLUIDS EXCRETING KIND OF REVOLTING STUFF WHEN MY DOG HAD A STROKE & DIED, DOES NOT COMPARE!
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Someone called & woke me to say "you gotta f@#$ing see this, dubya is choking worse than Linda Lovelace & Ron Jeremy with this press conference".
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So after reminding said person that I don't give a rat's ass, {nor many living animal rectal regional orifice}, about the self proclaimed king of the world, I had to roll over & turn on the TV.
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OHH MY, THIS MORON IS GUIDING THE LIFE OF OUR MILITARY!?!?!

Dubya really, I mean REALLY, wait let me say

REALLY!!!!!!!!

Should never be left alone, in any situation, without ANY DOUBT, without someone telling him what to say.

I think that this morning's "press conference" should be released on film. As a comedy, It is a hella funnier than Failure to Launch, or She's the man.

Kidding aside. After watching the person that is in charge of OUR NATION fumble more than any grade school team on one of those home video shows, not only am I embarassed, I am pissed off that king georfe the II is allowed to make such a fool of not only himself, {the world knew that three years ago}, but our nation.

For those not of the locale blog circuit, I am a vet. So don't bitch.

Blessed Be & pray to what ever you can . . .
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that our brothers, sisters, parents, children, wives, husbands, friends, and people that we know.
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WILL BE HOME SAFE FOR SUCH A STUPID ACTION BY AN IDIOT & HIS MINIONS!

Got Gas?

Well, Lord Gates & MSN actually created something useful.

If you goto the link below & type in your zip code you can find out how much it takes per gallon to fuel up the four wheel fun machine of motion. The map is f%^&ed up though, just scroll down the page & check the list.

Gas Prices - MSN Autos

The Amazing World of Colorgenics

I was aimlessly wondering around the 'net & found this interesting little tidbit. Choose the colours that you feel "in harmony" with & it will create your profile.

::: The Amazing World of Colorgenics :::

Roomba takes Frogger to the asphalt jungle

So what do you do when you are a geek, bored at a convention with other geeks?
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PLAY FROGGER!

This is something I think we could all do just to pass time, have fun, and just mess with things.

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Blessed Be, and mind your joysticks

Dr. S.

Teen Finds She's Pregnant at 11th Hour

This is about an 18 year-old highschool basketball player. I could not let this go without a quip, but I could not decide what to say. Just click the possible color commentary below to read the story.

SHE SHOOTS, SHE SCORES, MAKING THE SPREAD EVEN WIDER!
WHAT A BALL HANDLER!
WOW, CAN SHE DRIBBLE!
AND SUCH DELIVERY!
OHHH WAS THAT A GREAT LAYUP OR WHAT!?!
LET'S SEE IF SHE GOES FOR TWO!
IT'S AMAZING HOW SHE PLAYS OFF THAT BACKBOARD!
BOY, YOU CAN TELL SHE REALLY ENJOYS SLAMMING THOSE BALLS HOME!

The Chicktionary: What she said = what she ment

This is a tool for all men that have had that "W.T.F.?" moment of conversation with a woman of the opposite sex.

THE CHICKTIONARY

Blessed Be, & Good Luck
Dr. Strangelove

ScoreHer.com Dating Advice for men: Chicktionary Archives

You Know You're a Geek When...

I found this while eating pizza at my second home & thought all of you out there need to read this & re-evaluate who you are.
You Know You're a Geek When...

How To Lose a Date In 4 Words:

I found this little slice of life & thought I would put out the link & get peoples feelings & possible additions:

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How To Lose a Date In 4 Words: