Saturday, April 15, 2006

Ban on abortion mocks human dignity

I found this & if I wasn't embarrassed about being from South Dakota before, I am now. This abortion ban is a plain stupid law made by people that think that women are too stupid to make an EXTREMELY personal decision themselves.

I'm sorry, I am pro-choice, and I have no doubts that my wife, girlfriend, mother or daughter, would have a better insight on the situation than some 61 year old man on capitol hill.

One thing these "do gooders of the moralality" do not realize is that unwanted pregnancy is called that for a reason.

IT IS NOT WANTED!

They claim that there are people out there wanting to adopt. Yes, that is true as long as the child is a healthy caucasian & not older than a few months.

An acquaintance of mine from college got pregnant & chose to goto the Alpha Center to find out her options. They talked her out of having an abortion. They claimed to have a couple waiting to adopt her child when she came to term. The Alpha Center for those not knowing is a place the "councils" women, and is just a grey-line away from black market baby trading. They have been investigated many times & somehow {read big money}, always get out of trouble. ANYWAY . . . After being told that her medical bills would be paid throughout the term when she gave birth.

It was not a white kid. And she got stuck with the remaining amount of bills, and a child that she could not at the time, & last time I saw her still barely, can support.

Here is the link to the story:

The Winnipeg Free Press Online Edition

Blessed Be, and fight for your freedom.

If you don't, next year you might not be allowed to make your own choices at all.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Movie Reviews of 2006 #32 - SCARY MOVIE 4

OK. It is another sequel in a chain of sequels making fun of movies & their sequels.
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But it is still damn funny!
We went into the theatre with the low brow expectations of the previous Scary Movies, and soon were giggling, then laughing, and finally out loud going out loud burst out enjoying ourselves.

If you want to spend a few hours enjoying a movie instead of getting brow beaten with intellectual crap that will make you feel like the world & yourself are dirty scum. This movie is for you. The fun in this movie is that it takes & twists all of the silly lame-assed "horror" movies, makes fun of them all, and still maintains a semi-semblance of a plot line.

I know I have said this before, and I will most likely say this many times over after seeing the summer lineup.

HOLLYWOOD CANNOT MAKE GOOD HORROR ANYMORE!

Most likely is the fact that they are based is Kalifornia, the land that made P.C. not a reference to computers, but how to be the least offensive to anyone & everyone that you might possibly come in contact with.

But that will be a rant for later.

This movie makes fun of the crap dealt out to us as scary movies that were actually so dull that I & others have fallen asleep several times. {I'm sorry Wolf Creek sucked the pus out of inflamed dingo boils}, I fell asleep several times on that one because IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING HOME VIDEO OF A ROAD TRIP, THEN TURNED INTO A BAD FRESHMAN FILM STUDIES PROJECT!!!!!!!!

Just do not buy the DVD that came out on that one. If you do, make sure you can re-gift it to someone you do not like. It is that bad.

But back to Scary Movie 4. Go See it. You won't regret it.

But save a snooch to see CLERKS 2, Jay & Silent Bob take on Moobie.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Monday, April 03, 2006

$tarbuck$ part two

These people are bullies.

Plain & simple,

IT IS HER F~<{ING NAME!

Blessed Be, & get better dirty water from someplace that cares about you.

I still do not drink coffee

I read this & could only think of a scene from The Fisher King where Robin Williams walked the woman of his dreams home.

They got to her house & she went off on a diatribe of things that would or could happen if he came into her flat. He replied with many counterpoints to her argument finishing with "I still don't drink coffee"

That & I just plain dislike coffee, & think the whole trendy viral explosion of coffee houses is just plain stupid. $7 for a cup of dirty stink water is friggin' idiotic. But Starbucks has become a smelly gorilla of the marketplace slinging poo wherever they go.

And like Kong, have a realy shitty attitude about anyone that could be a possible threat.

This guy is selling his wifes box on ebay

I thought this was too funny to not post the link. Check out the print screens.

Man flogs wife's box on eBay

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW

CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND LOG OFF NOW

Friday, March 31, 2006

The Meter Maid is now waterproof

I had to work one of the most pain-in-the-assed shows yesterday @ the Pavilion. I showed up for the sound check / tech rehearsal @ noon & parked @ a meter for five reasons:
  1. I left for work & smelled the air & knew it was about to rain
  2. I normally park on the other side of Minn. Ave because it is free
  3. I did not want to to to haul ass in a downpour to where I normally park
  4. I had Duffy {my laptop} with me. [see #2]
  5. I did not think I would be there for more than an hour
So after plugging the little gray minion of revenue for 2 hours of time, {SIDEBAR: If you goto the Washington Pavilion, park on the north west side by the loading docks, they have a four hour time limit}, thinking I would be there MAYBE 90 minutes, I went to work.

While dealing with music that sounded like it was recorded on a Close-N-Play, we had a rainburst that we could hear in the "sound proof" Great Hall that lasted forever. After 3.5 hours I was able to go out to plug the meter, & found a little yellow $5.00 present soaking on my windshield.

Normally I would not be surprised about it since I was there longer than payed for, but this is different. Normally when it is storming outside, the meter mavens gather indoors @ the old parking ramp & wait it out. So during those times you normally can get away without dumping coin into the little bastards. But after carefully drying out the envelope & ticket I discovered that it was written during the worst of the downpour.

I guess my question is:
Since when did the city get a rainproof Rita?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

April 1st on IFC: The Return of Henry Rollins




I subscribe to the IFC update newsletters & just found out the Henry Rollins Show is back for a second season on the independent Film Channel.
If you click below it should pop up a web page that you can click through to see some of the uncut footage. It's pretty damn cool stuff to see. For those others here in the great SFSD, it will premiere April 1st, @ 9pm on ch 180 {for midco cable}, ch 559 {direct tv}, and ch 331 {dish net}

April on IFC: The Return of Rollins

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Movie Reviews of 2006 #31 - hack of all hack films - Deadly Heros

I got woke up by the phone ringing. Wrong number so I figured turn the tv on & catch the start of the NASCAR race @ Bristol. The pre race show was lame so I flipped through the channels & came across one of the worst movies on the WB {the way bad network}, titled

Deadly Heroes

It was so bad that I could not help but go back to channel 36 to see what stupid assed crap would happen next. I don't know right now if I would like to meet the people involved with this movie & buy them a beer, or slap the living shit out of them for being involved with a production like this.

It was either a lame attempt at making an action movie, or a REAL funny spoof of action movies.

watch it & make your decision.

In the mean time, it's fun to see 43 cars going really fast on a 1/2 mile track.

People don't goto watch the racing there, they goto see the cars get hurt.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Friday, March 24, 2006

losing a friend

I was surfing the net last night & got an email that a dog that I have taken care of several times by dog sitting is going to get put down today due to illness.

Bear will be missed. Not just by his owners, but others that also had the good luck to take care of him as well.

Some say that dogs are companions, oblivious to what is going on around them.

After losing my own dog Heidi, I learned that they know much more than humans could ever conceive. Dogs are some of the best friends & true to the people that they know. They are not dumb. They just play that way to lull you in. Then the next thing you know, you wake up with a giant mass of fur next to you wanting your attention.

And you give it.

Not because you have to, because you want to.

Good bye Bear, I'll keep a treat for you.

Dr. S.

Update: 5:12 3/24 - I had a chance to say good bye to Bear about a half hour ago. He did not look good. I don't know wether I cried because I could see how bad off he was, or because I knew that was the last time I would see him. But I did cry. I gave him a couple of those 50 cent little smokies beef sticks, {which he loves}, scratched his back, & gave him a big hug.

Ya' know for being in my 40's, there still are moments when I feel like a kid.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

p-mate: introduction

Umm. . . . . . Yeah I guess this could be useful @ parties.

p-mate: introduction

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I cannot believe this dumb-ass is our president

I AM PISSED
I AM MORE THAN PISSED, I AM RETCHING, BODY SPASM FLUIDS EXCRETING KIND OF REVOLTING STUFF WHEN MY DOG HAD A STROKE & DIED, DOES NOT COMPARE!
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Someone called & woke me to say "you gotta f@#$ing see this, dubya is choking worse than Linda Lovelace & Ron Jeremy with this press conference".
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So after reminding said person that I don't give a rat's ass, {nor many living animal rectal regional orifice}, about the self proclaimed king of the world, I had to roll over & turn on the TV.
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OHH MY, THIS MORON IS GUIDING THE LIFE OF OUR MILITARY!?!?!

Dubya really, I mean REALLY, wait let me say
REALLY!!!!!!!!

Should never be left alone, in any situation, without ANY DOUBT, without someone telling him what to say.

I think that this morning's "press conference" should be released on film. As a comedy, It is a hella funnier than Failure to Launch, or She's the man.

Kidding aside. After watching the person that is in charge of OUR NATION fumble more than any grade school team on one of those home video shows, not only am I embarassed, I am pissed off that king georfe the II is allowed to make such a fool of not only himself, {the world knew that three years ago}, but our nation.

For those not of the locale blog circuit, I am a vet. So don't bitch.

Blessed Be & pray to what ever you can . . .
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that our brothers, sisters, parents, children, wives, husbands, friends, and people that we know.
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WILL BE HOME SAFE FOR SUCH A STUPID ACTION BY AN IDIOT & HIS MINIONS!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Got Gas?

Well, Lord Gates & MSN actually created something useful.

If you goto the link below & type in your zip code you can find out how much it takes per gallon to fuel up the four wheel fun machine of motion. The map is f%^&ed up though, just scroll down the page & check the list.

Gas Prices - MSN Autos

The Amazing World of Colorgenics

I was aimlessly wondering around the 'net & found this interesting little tidbit. Choose the colours that you feel "in harmony" with & it will create your profile.

::: The Amazing World of Colorgenics :::

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Roomba takes Frogger to the asphalt jungle

So what do you do when you are a geek, bored at a convention with other geeks?
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PLAY FROGGER!

This is something I think we could all do just to pass time, have fun, and just mess with things.


Blessed Be, and mind your joysticks

Dr. S.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Teen Finds She's Pregnant at 11th Hour

This is about an 18 year-old highschool basketball player. I could not let this go without a quip, but I could not decide what to say. Just click the possible color commentary below to read the story.

The Chicktionary: What she said = what she ment

This is a tool for all men that have had that "W.T.F.?" moment of conversation with a woman of the opposite sex.


Blessed Be, & Good Luck
Dr. Strangelove

ScoreHer.com Dating Advice for men: Chicktionary Archives

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

You Know You're a Geek When...

I found this while eating pizza at my second home & thought all of you out there need to read this & re-evaluate who you are.
You Know You're a Geek When...

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

How To Lose a Date In 4 Words:

I found this little slice of life & thought I would put out the link & get peoples feelings & possible additions:

<{[CLICK BELOW]}>

How To Lose a Date In 4 Words:

Thursday, February 23, 2006

The lizard has now become a SeaMonkey

The Goddess, God, and various other minions of open source have released the SeaMonkey.

I find that the people @ Mozilla.org have a sense of humour. They, like many of us that are pioneers in the industry of "the 'net" and/or love to do things to make the world play nice with each other are cool dudes & dudettes.

Many of you that frequent this place of the floating mind know that I hate the MS IE.* browsers. I used Netscape until the gobbling of AOL, then went to Mozilla since they were the ones that developed the "browser".

I actually remember that everything on the internet was text. Even the pictures had to be run through some sort of app. that took bin code & somehow made it an image.

Now people piss & moan that they cannot get the Paris Hilton vid.

Rant over.

Just check out SeaMonkey. Trust me, you will not get the crap that they talk about in the back of comic books. You will get a damn good browser suite that has the stuff to body slam Bill G. into the ropes.

Almost like Cactus Jack.

Blessed Be.
Dr. S.

Friday, February 17, 2006

SCIENTIFIC PROOF CHENEY'S SHOOTING STORY A LIE

SCIENTIFIC PROOF CHENEY'S SHOOTING STORY A LIE

Geeks, Wonks, & Info Junkies - THIS IS FOR YOU!

OK, before you got any of the following links, grab something to contain the drool or other body fluids.
This stuff is cool in theory, and if actually comes of age, will make the biggest bad-assed gaming & multimedia freak weep about what they have now on the desk, in a rack, or sitting on the lap.

1.2 petabytes of storage

Every file you ever owned on 1 disc

Spintronics

Colossal Storage Corp.

I think toys like this could literally change the world as we know it WAY more than anything.

Blessed Be, & try not to get spots on your keyboard.

Dr. S.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Movie review #30 - THIS MOVIE IS NOT YET RATED

Yes, I know it has been a while since I did the movie review thing, but I was impressed.
And as I watch various crap from the pablum approved from the MPAA to which there is a willy nilly way of grading what Americans can, and cannot watch,

I am really nauseous.

This Movie Is Not Yet Rated is something I think every movie-goer should see. It makes a good point of how arbitrary the MPAA rating system is, and how that noone knows who these people are that make these decisions.

It also bring a good point of how Indie films when being rated get a generic response on how to improve the movies rating by what to cut.

While 'studio backed' films get a very specific list of what to edit out to improve the standing.

The MPAA rating is totally arbitrary, the ratings group are supposed to be parents of teens & preteens, but majority of them are:
  • Divorced with no custody
  • Divorced with NO children
  • Have no children to begin with
  • Or, they have kids. But they are in their 20's & 30's
And these are the people that decide what is a go or no-go for your teens or pre-teens from the high throne of morality.

So, in closing, I highly recommend that if you enjoy movies, you watch this film.

And if you cannot find a copy, I will burn you one. [read big double middle fingers to the aforementioned Illuminati-istic group.

Blessed Be, burn & share.
Dr. S.

Tihs is a tset

Fact #319:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe!

Belsesd be

Monday, February 06, 2006

Fun with squirrels, Part two

Ok, now this looks like something my Grandfather would have made up to have outside the porch in northern Michigan. Heck, this would be cool to hang outside my window here in SF!
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And sure beats the hell out of watching American Idol, survivor, celebrity Ice skating, Dancing with the Stars, and all those other horridly crappy shows that TV is trying to stuff off on us because they no longer have any creative ideas.

Squngee Deluxe - Squirrel-Feeder & Bungee-Jumper

And another one, check out the little GIF in the upper left corner

Squngee! -
watch your squirrels bungee-jump for corn

Combine this with Squirrel fishing & you could have a fun day @ the park for the whole family.

Blessed Be, & mind your nuts!

Dr. S.

Do you need a licence for Squirrel Fishing

Squirrel Fishing

I don't think the PETA would like this, but it still looks like fun on a dull day

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Bush Causes the Repossesion of America

From John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, e hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as "favour" and "neighbour."

Likewise, you will learn to spell "doughnut" without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (Look up vocabulary.") Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no
such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.

The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen".

July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)--roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby, which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full body armour like a bunch of nancies.

Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.

You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

An internal revenue agent (i.e., tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).


Thank you for your cooperation.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

This scares me, it REALLY REALLY SCARES ME!

I just got home & was watching CBS while my VTR rewinds when this story came up.

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Furor Over Targeting Of Liberal Profs

Now, I consider this as a total affront to the whole university learning system.

So I sit in a poly-sci. class & have to listen & study under a prof. that has a total 180 degree opinion of what I believe in. I can make $100 recording & gathering evidence of this instructors skewed view of life as I see it, mien furor posts it on the 'net, and wham bam thank ya' mam, this person is out of a job.

No tenure, no severance, no reference, and no career afterwards.

Just because of some pigheaded bastard did not agree with them.

Am I wrong in opinion that going to college is supposed to be a learning experience? Are not students expected to learn from discovery? And is not discovery one of the things that comes from finding something that you question, challenging it, and then finding out what is truth and/or bullshit after delving into the challenge & reaching opinion. It is called using independent thought.

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS HOW YOU LEARN.

I scares me that some disgruntled rightwing twat of a loser is offering a bounty for turning in the instructors @ UCLA for "liberal thinking & liberal actions". WTF!!! Did I fall asleep last night & Sen. McCarthy was cross cloned with Hitler?

Most of you out there know if Timothy Leary, the Chicago Seven, or other liberal factions tried this, all hell would break loose & there would be wire taps, swat teams, and a butt load legal problems / jail time just for mentioning something remotely like this.

As a former educator {grad school}, it is appalling that anyone could do this. Then again up until a few weeks ago we all thought that people could not record phone calls without consent.

Actually I am more than scared. I am disappointed, disgusted, torqued off, confused, and severely aghast of how something like this could be allowed to happen.

And this is supposed to be the land of the free, the land of open acceptance, the land of open minds,

The land that shall not oppress.

Blessed be all, and please try to be nice to each other.

Dr. Strangelove

Sunday, January 15, 2006

A great gift for that meek woman in your life

If you, or someone you know gets stepped on constantly, humiliated, or plain just doesn't assert herself.

Click here to "Get A Pair"


Go nuts guys!

Dr. Strangelove

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Movie Reviews of 2006 #29 - CASANOVA

WOW! What a shockingly good surprise of a movie.

We choose to watch this over another movie that was PG-13, and we definitely made the right choice. From the posters, trailers, and other pre-release media, it was expected to be a semi-chick-flick. We took this movie on for the sheer fact of the R rating even though is is a Buena-Vista {read the "adult" Disney} release. There wasn't any full nude scenes, no foul language, and not even an obligatory blood & gore scene. BUT IT IS STILL A DAMN FUN TIME!

As this is the story of the legend Casanova, this is sex, sex, & more sex. But it is all implied by reference & good cinematography & editing. This is not a chick-flick, but a damn well done film from the writing of the story & screenplay, down to almost every aspect of the finished product.

And it is funny, enjoyable, interesting, and as much as I hate the term, it is "riveting". I hate that term because it is used way too often in promotional materials. But I ran out of soda due to a popcorn induced drymouth, and I did not want to leave and possibly miss another good moment, hense - riveting.

The most impressive thing of Casanova is the writing of the story & how the various interweaving storylines revolved around each other and did not interfere & cause confusion. Had the people responsible for this movie did anything different, things would have become muddled & many in the audience would be whispering between themselves trying to find out what is going on. Instead everything is laid out in a very precise intricate way that the viewer is not distracted from what is on the screen, and thus fully enjoy the full story and comedy that ensues.

I could go on, but in summary this says it best:

"This is a romantic comedy that made me cry.
I was crying because I was laughing so damn hard."

Jon B.


Try not to miss this one.

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Welcome to the Gnu year.

After dealing with twirps, twips, and people nagging at me for the last few weeks "merry, happy, etc. {insert holiday here}", had left me with the want to snipe random cars from the top of my building.

I finally know & enjoy what a new year means. This was not intentional, but I am glad that I had the chance to enjoy the holiday season.

As I sit here at my favorite pub during our xmas party, I feel happy. Not from the beer. But from the people around me. Yes some of them are people that would not say 'BOO' to me any other day. But we all are hanging out, shareing food & drink, and plain out having fun togather.

I wish everyone could be this way every day to each other and not have an end of the year thing.

All I know right now is we are all living in peace, here, now, and in the moment.
Maybe some others in the world should take the hint.

Blessed Be, and "please be kind / rewind"
Dr. S.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #28 - Wolf Creek

We were supposed to watch this movie Thursday night as it was supposed to come in along with other films that are opening this weekend. Minor flaw with that plan was that Technicolor somehow only gave the delivery company 2/5's of the reels of the movie. For me I think it is hard to miss a giant blaze orange steel box that weighs over 50 lbs., but that's just me.

So we got the second half of the movie last night, got ourselves pumped up to see a good blood & gore, hack 'em up, scary horror movie.

And ended up watching some fucking college kids vacation movie. After waiting & wanting to see a good terror movie, we discovered the "terror" must have been a typo for the word "terrible". Yes, there is blood & gore & stuff. BUT IT IS OVER AN HOUR/TEN INTO THE MOVIE!!!!
Hell, it took almost 15min. to get to the damn opening titles. It got to the point of boredom for all of us that when the violence actually started we so lulled by boredom, the gore did not register a single bit. To quote one of the comments on IMDB "...so achingly dull and borderline pointless that when it comes time for McLean [the director] to rev up his engine and start the mayhem, interest in any of this has evaporated."

The movie got over, the lights came up, and we all could not figure out how this movie ever got made & released to such accolades by the critics.

This is another case of W.T.F. are these assholes in hollywood thinking? This is not "THE MOST TERRIFYING MOVIE OF THE YEAR". Hell, it is nothing more than a very cheap, {read the whole thing looks like a sophomore filmschool project}, Aussie knock-off of Texas Chainsaw meets Blair Witch.

This is one of the most disappointing pseudo-horror bullshit films that have come out. The only saving grace is that they did not have the silly assed shot of the alarm clock stopping at 3:02 AM to forewarn danger is at hand like all of the other "horror" movies in the last year. This movie would not even qualify as one of those crappy Showtime exclusive special features.
Do not bother going to see this in the theatre, avoid the temptation to rent or buy the DVD {which I predict will come out sometime in Feb.}, instead see a really scary movie like Brokeback Mountain.

Blessed Be, & Merry Yule!
Dr. S

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #27 - KING KONG aka Benny & the Jets

I would have done this earlier but, we did not get out until 4:15, I had to pick up my tools from tearing out & repairing both a toilet & a urinal, {the glamour of working in the theatre industry ya' know}, and my internet is being nauti.

King Kong is great! When the closing credits rolled it did not seem that we had been sitting & watching for over three hours. It is impressive from the start, and doesn't let you away from the what is happening until the end.

As many of you know this is a remake of a classic movie. For the rest of you that still may have water behind your ears, or do not realize that black & white movies were actually done that way not for "artistic reasons", but there was no other way to shoot the damn things, yes life was not in colour for a very, very, long time.
But all the same, with a new age, there is new vision.

And this vision for a remake of a classic movie is spot on. This is one of the extremely few remakes that holds up to the original, but makes it better justifying itself. And overall, one of two movies that I have seen in the last two years that lives up to the pre-release hype. NO, I am not getting soft & backing off on what I think in my reviews. Just stay away from Syriana, and see King Kong, hell, stay FAR away from Syriana, and watch paint dry for that matter. But I digress . . .
Following the story of King Kong, this movie is impressive with the flawless integration of modern technology to update the story, but still keep it in the 1930's New York setting. Many films drop all the money in FX & CGI in fantastical stuff that is the foreground as to keep your eyes on the screen. In the case of King Kong, there is a buttload of care taken to cover what is in the background, & then you have the impressive "blow you away" stuff on top of it.
There are very few things bad about this movie. And I know that it will be received very well by all that see it. And watching the trailers that we had before the movie, the first week of May will also be kick ass.

So go see it in the theatre, enjoy it in the theatre, and you will not regret it. Because once you see it on VHS or DVD,
you will wish you had seen it in a theatre.

Blessed Be, & enjoy the show

Dr. S.

OHH, I almost forgot. The reference to Benny & the Jets in the subject line:

Many popular movies have "code names" on the shipping packs. This is to prevent people from shagging off with a print, copying it, and making bootlegs. Or in some cases holding it for ransom. So the production companies send out the boxes with these oddball names on the cans.
DISCLAIMER: The code name for King Kong is not 'Benny & the Jets', I did not want to use the real one so not to be blamed for print thefts.

The actual code name is a totally "how the fu({ they come up with that?" thing that none of us can figure out the origin. But Benny & the Jets makes more sense.

May you all have a Merry Yule!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #26 - Syriana

Since we did not pay to see this movie we cannot ask for our money back.
BUT CAN WE GET TWO HOURS BACK FROM THE PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT!?!

Obviously there was a turkey left on the counter since Thanksgiving, because this one could feed a large extended family if it wasn't so rotten & smelly.
Many people "in the know" are singing praises & kudos about this film. I honestly think they all got paid off by the producers. Either that or someone laced the water supply with crack & LSD. IT IS BAD, REALLY BAD, REALLY BORING & BAD, and that is the best/kindest words uttered by anyone that came out of the screening this morning. Actually the kindest thing was "ZZZzzzz, uhmm, Oh it's over?" after we had to wake her up.

It is convoluted, confusing, disjointed, nothing what-so-ever tying the sub plots together until the last 10 minutes, AND DULLER THAN DIRT. Oh and did I mention that we all that it was bad? I thought George Clooney & Matt Damon had better taste in what shows to choose, but obviously not. Then again they may been on the crack & LSD water too.

The people responsible:
Produced by
Sarah Bradshaw .... associate producer
George Clooney .... executive producer
Ben Cosgrove .... executive producer
Jennifer Fox .... producer
Georgia Kacandes .... producer
Elizabeth Kirkscey .... associate producer
Shannon Lail .... associate producer
Michael Nozik .... producer
Jeff Skoll .... executive producer
Steven Soderbergh .... executive producer

These people should be taken out and bitch-slapped for misleading people into thinking that they are going to drop good money to see an action/political thriller. Matter of fact I know there are laws against deception of what you are selling & "bait & switch" scams.
Point blank, if you want to see this movie as an "action thriller". Save your money and just watch the commercial or trailer, because ALL of the action & thrills from the movie are there.

Syriana is the worst movie I have seen in a long time, {if not ever}, and everyone else at the screening felt the same. It was even more boring & crappy than Constant Gardener. At least that movie had great visual settings & locations. This movie on the otherhand was dull & drab looking at every location {and there were many}, that they shot at. Several of us noticed that someone must have gathered a shit-tonne of frequent flyer miles, maybe they can send those miles out to refund the two hours of my life lost to watching this & attempting to stay awake.

Do I even need to go into my rating scale on this one? I don't think so.

Blessed Be, & stay away from this flick
Dr. Strangelove

Thursday, December 08, 2005

The Day The Music Died, 25 years later



In July of 1980 I had the honor of going to the 1980 Democratic convention as a page for the South Dakota delegation. My father was there also as a delegate. It was fun for me as I had a higher security clearance than the delegates, and I also was doing live reports back to a radio station that I worked at {am1520}, here in Sioux Falls.

I got my 15 minutes of fame when I tied several strings to a balloon & sent it up to the upper deck to get Amy Carters autograph & all three networks zoomed in on the secret service grabbing the balloon as a "disturbance near the Carter family...". I found out later I had several agents behind me on the floor of Madison Square ready to take me down. As the agent above me grabbed the note & read it, he leaned over & gave me the "ok sign" {it actually was to the agents behind me that I was not a threat}. He then passed the note down to Amy, she signed it & threw it back down, and then kept the balloon. Dammit, it was my balloon & I wanted to keep it! After turning around & realizing the guys in suits with guns I thought better to
let it be.
Which, in in odd segue, gets me back to why I am writing this post about John Lennon & his death.

During our stay in NYC, there were many gatherings, most that I could not goto due to my age. But there was one for both the North & South Dakota Delegations that was held not only at the Dakota Apartments, but next door to John & Yoko Ono.

As our group got off of the subway & made it across the street to the building, we all were in awe of its beauty. As we got closer & went into the entryway to get admitted I turned to my dad & said "You know for someplace that has this much money, this would be a great place to get mugged or something", while pointing at the empty little doormans vestibule.

Little did I know.

Fast forward five months to Dec. 8th 1980. I was typing a paper on my dads computer in the basement & listening to the radio when I heard the news of John Lennon being shot. I was stunned. Then thirty minutes later they announced that he had died. And the place he was killed at was in the entryway of the Dakota Apartments, exactly where I stood in July telling my dad about how someone could get jumped there.

A cold shiver went through my whole body & I could not do anything but stare at the wall for I don't know how long. I finally got back to my senses, printed my report, talked to my parents for a while, & went to bed.
The next morning I went to the radio station to do the talkshow that we had before school & found the drapes pulled on the big window facing Main Ave. Normally this is wide open so that people can look in on the FM studio & wave at the dj's, give them crap, request songs, etc. I went in to the AM side & saw the morning DJ for the FM station just sobbing.

Ginger is one of, if not the biggest Beatles fan I have ever met & probably ever will. And she is not a someone of fragile persona & at times could make sailors & marines blush. But she sat in the other studio totally broken.

I found out from the others that several people kept calling in with dedications like "hit me with your best shot" and other gun toting kind of songs & artists, and Ginger finally lost it. As I was affected by the situation in a totally different & creepy way, I thought it better that I did not try to say anything to her. A half hour into our show we saw in the other studio Ginger leave & our Gen. Mgr. took over the rest of her shift.

Twenty five years later, and it does not seem that long ago, I still think about the whole thing, me standing in that exact spot, and to a point, knowing something bad would happen.

I just didn't think it would end an era of one of the most influential musical groups, and songwriting teams in the genesis of what was rock & roll.

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John Winston Lennon
Oct. 9, 1940 - Dec. 8, 1980
Blessed Be John
And may you rest well
knowing that you have influenced many people,
and will for the rest of time.

Jon B

Movie Reviews of 2005 #25 - The Chronicles of Narnia

OK. I will start this off by stating that the self-righteous assholes out there that are raising a big stink about this movie, need to go & get a life that consists of more than playing RPG's on the internet in the parent's basement/attic, and finding hidden messages in the want ads.

THIS IS AN ALL OUT GREAT MOVIE! When the Disney opening logo came up & there was a dark screen I fell back in my seat thinking, "Oh crap, nine reels {2h:15m+} of smarmy touchy tripe from the rat-gods!". It is slow to get up & going & a very darkly imaged film at the start, and if you are not familiar with the story, or like me, have not read it in over thirty-two years, you will not know what the hell is going on. But as the film goes on, the exposition is not being stuffed down your throat and develops very nicely. And soon you find yourself in the story & following along with the characters as the story progresses.

ALSO, from the start you will notice the CGI & special effects are absolutely FREAKIN' FANTASTIC! {That is once you realize when it is being used}. The detailing is the best I have seen in a movie in years. And that includes the last star wars, Sin City, & other "super-hyper effect" movies. When a group walks through snow, they all left separate foot tracks, when the lion Aslan speaks to the others across a candle-lit table the flames move with his breath. Plain & simple, Harry Potter & the troll movies about hoarding rings can drop to the ground & kiss this movie's ass in production beauty & stunning effects.

When I left the theatre I knew I had seen a good movie. The more I have been thinking about it, I really like it. And it is something that the whole family will enjoy without any concern of offense, but less concern of going into a diabetic seizure from the standard Disney sugar coating that they normally force feed to us theatre goers as of the last few years.

Personally I think the movie is great, but I also think it could have been better if it had not been produced by the minions of Mike Eisner & co.

Go see this movie.

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Not a bad price for an Xbox, but for the box. . . priceless

In the excitement of the 360 fever I thought this is a good lesson.

A fool and his money are soon parted

And people wonder why I don't deal with Ebay-diots.

merry new year
Dr. S.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL ! !

So here we are again. Many are waiting to stuff things into dead birds, {though it might be a felony in some places}, watch the parade, eat, watch games on TV, eat some more, fall asleep on the couch, wakeup & eat some more again, watch replays of games you missed while passed out, and then go shopping.

For those of you that have as dismal life as I do. Here are a couple flash games to play while waiting for the bird to fry.

<{:- EASY TURKEY SHOOT -:}> - - I wish I could say this was mine.

And for those more adventurous & needing a better challenge:

<{:- HARDER TURKEY SHOOT -:}> - - This actually takes some skill

Happy Gobbilin' & don't freeze while waiting for the stores to open @ 5 a.m.

Blessed Be. Dr. Strangelove

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #24 - The Ice Harvest

Having Been given the choice of six movies that open here today "Wed. 11/23/05", of
Rent, In The Mix, Pride & Prejudice, Yours Mine & Ours, Just Friends, & The Ice Harvest, I ended up watching The Ice Harvest.

I have been involved in 2.5 productions of the musical, don't care to sit through 2 hours of {c}rap music, P&P just plain looked {and is} boring as hell, YM&O is purely rehashed Disney shit, and Just Friends just plain did not look funny. So I did not argue with the choice.

It is an interesting, odd, and dark comedy about a 'not so good goodfella', Charlie {played by John Cusack}, that ripped off his mobster thug type boss Bill Guerrard, {Randy Quaid}, that tries to control everything he can, {but not as despicable as Wild Bill}, for over $2.000.000 on christmas eve. Due to an ice storm, he and his partner in crime Vic, {Billy Bob Thornton}, decide to part ways for the night & head out the next morning. The body of the story focuses on the odd happenings that go on throughout the night.

Overall Ice Harvest was fairly interesting. Knowing Harold Ramis' past works we all were expecting some twisted humour & odd setups for the characters. However the only thing that really stuck in my mind and others was Charlie's sidekick buddy Pete played by Oliver Platt. He had some of the best screen stealing lines & actions in the whole movie as a totally piss-drunk dumb-ass that we all at one time have met, {or some have been}, that you cannot help but love the guy.

Despite many flaws that those of us that have actually lived through ice storms, and even more evident to those of us that ice/winter storms are a matter of life, such as:
  • There wasn't any ice glaze on any of the cars or what I like calling 4 wheeled ice cubes
  • You could not see anybodies breath
  • Cars going faster than 12 MPH will not turn on black ice
  • And many other things that anyone that has lived in the real midwest during the winter months know & live with, and absolutely hate.
We all had a good time during the movie.

If you have problems picking up on stupid one liners, odd things happening that don't pay off until later on, or don't enjoy following a dark comedy because you have to think.

This movie will not be for you. Just wait until it comes out on DVD with a booklet on how to understand, & closed captioning with commentary.

Otherwise, I think this might be one of those movies that you will goto see, then buy it & it manages to stay in the frequently played stack.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

P.S. There are pancakes in heaven, and a lot of other stuff too.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

WHY WOMEN CUM, er COME IN, er TO SOUTH DAKOTA!

Look out women, we men here in South Dakota will lick you silly! This is a semi-serious survey done by the gays & dolls @ Men's Fitness & Shape magazines.
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"Dakota's gals report receiving more oral sex than women in any other state. Maybe that's because Mount Rushmore guys have the greatest concern of all the men we surveyed over whether their partners reach orgasm or whether they truly feel satisfied at the end of a sexual encounter."

This explains why the women here have such big smiles?

Blessed Be, and pass the Carmex, Dr. Strangelove

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Hairy pothead & forgetting his ticket

I was going to post this last night, {well for me, last night, for others it would be Friday morning}.

The expected onslaught of freaks for the midnight showing caused us to have people standing door for the midnight showing of the new Harry Potter movie. We had shows starting @ 12:01, 12:10, 12:20, & 12:30. People, {I use that term generously}, started showing up around 4pm, and were rather nice & easy to deal with compared to the Star Wars early shows.

I got called to make sure I was going to come in, and if "you were not planning on working on anything tonight...", so that I could stand door for the four shows.

I said what the heck, it gives me a chance to work without the threat of bodily harm, and I get to dress up! Little did I know. . . .

So, I showed up in full dress jacket, tie & slacks. Several of my co-workers did not recognize me since I did not have my standard baseball cap or denim shirt & jeans. I then found out that I had to stand door for the 1st showing.

Now Keep in mind here that THIS is the show that is the one everyone else wants to sneak into, sneak others into, and boast that they were the "first ones" to see the movie.

{little do they know, all four of the prints were watched almost 24 hours earlier by those of us that work at the theatre}.

So I say PPffffffffTTTT!!!! And I would taunt them again little wipers of other peoples bottoms!

ANYWAY: We opened the theatre for the 1st show right after the credits ended for the prior showing of Jarhead @ around 9:40 to seat "people" for the 12:01 showing of Harry Potter. BIG ASSED RUSH TO CLAIM SEATS. And each & every one of them were asked to see the ticket they had, and told to "KEEP THIS TICKET WITH YOU IN CASE YOU LEAVE THE THEATRE, YOU WILL NEED IT TO GET BACK IN".

How soon they forget. But when you have to sit in a theatre for 2.5 hours, most are going to want to pee, grab more food, or in the case of some highschool kids sneak out for
"A SMOKE".

After two hours they all got antsy & running in & out. Each & every time being asked "do you have your ticket so you can get back in?". And most of them went back in to grab their ticket, or someone else's, {wink wink wink, we do not give a smelly rats ass if it is YOUR ticket}.

So, back to the title of this post.

A group of eight semi-college aged people stumbled up to the door with their tickets at about 11:50. On the benefit of the doubt they all smoked Marlboro Lights, & they all got "that special blend that smells like something not tobacco....". Yeah Right.

So one of the group came running out of the theatre during the run of the trailers to get more popcorn. {mind you it has been about ten minutes, large bag of 'corn, and he is not sharing with his buddies}. As well as he is a tall white guy with dreadlocks & Burkinstocks looking like someone who dumpster dives @ the goodwill.

He comes back with a full bag of 'corn to go in & I asked him for his ticket.

"Dude, I don't have it dude, whoh it must be in my coat inside with my friends"

After repeating what I told him & the rest of his stonehenged group of psudohippie wannabees when they 1st got there that he cannot get back in without a ticket. {I was busy with other patrons when he left, how the hell do I know he did not have a ticket for the 12:20 show next door?}

I followed him in to the theatre to where {go figure} all of his buddies were in the front row slouched down to the point of almost sliding off the chairs freaking out about how big the picture is. I turned on my maglight while he went through all twelve of his coat pockets to make sure he was in the correct show.

Got the right ticket. I don't mind stoners. I don't mind people dressing up as freaks from a book/movie series.

I do however mind freaky stoners at a childrens show.

Dr. S.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

the only way I know how to put it


This was the highlight of Wednesday's performance & loadout of Cats @ the Washington Pavilion once everyone on the crew had read the newspaper. It also led to an interesting discussion @ Willys later on.

Indecent exposure charges pending

USELESS FACTS, Part two

Here is another stupid thing place to check out

DID YOU KNOW...? USELESS FACTS

Somethiing to settle your mind, or bar bet

From Acadamy Awards to Zorb ball roll, this is the place to go.

The longest list of the longest stuff at the longest domain name

Friday, November 11, 2005

Why blow up the best view in Sioux Falls?

I just got done watching the vtr of last nights CBS shows. {Without a Trace was really good & reminded me of a mix of Taxi Driver & Crossing Guard}

I then saw the shots that one of the KELO shooters {the guy/gal with the camera}, did from the top of the Zip Feed mill did the other day & edited into a montage.

WOW!!!! I forgot how impressive the view is from up there. I would inject photos to this as I type, but I am now realizing the BIGGEST reason I was/am so opposed to that area being torn down to build {then} an "events center", and {now} "fruu fruu, pretty nice shiny object, it will benefit all of the people", complex that only will benefit "the people" that own, or are leveraging out others that own the land around the area.
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READ:
..... 'You may own it now, but we will condemn your properties, and if you do not sell to us, we will go after your personal/business image until we can buy it out through eminent domain, and you will end up penniless, bitch!'.....

POINT A - The events center, Ok, it ties into the Phillips to the falls bullshit.
  1. Yeah, lets put a venue that will supposedly draw many thousands of people to the downtown area to pump up the business and draw attention to the downtown area.
    1. The only problem is that 98% of said businesses CLOSE AT 5:15pm {ok we got people to the area, they can still window shop}
    2. The whole area stinks of either the stockyards, stock rendering, or the place they make hot dogs & other meat products
  2. We will be replacing the current arena in central S.F. as a venue for major national acts by having a larger venue, thus larger capacity=larger attendance.
    1. Does anyone remember the 'Block 11' project? If you don't, it was an offer to build a major multi-use complex in the downtown area. Short sighted dipshits caused it to not happen here. You know what did happen? It became the Rushmore Centre out in Rapid. And for the last twenty+ years Sioux Falls has been bypassed by each & every "major" act in favor of Rapid, and lately Sewer City. {P.S. Think of the Washington Pavilion as a twenty something on 'roids. That is what we could have had by now, and Sioux Falls would be a serious tour stop both band & performing arts}.
    2. Ain't gunna happen. Sioux Falls used to be blacklisted by promoters. And it may not be now, many bad memories still float down through the ranks of tour promoters and production managers.
  3. "LETS PUT A MAJOR ATTRACTION WHERE NO ONE CAN GET TO"
    1. Anyone that has lived here, and even more, anyone that has lived on the east side above 10th can tell you north of the crosstown viaduct, if there is a train, you may as well shut you car off & wait until the 3rd train passes. THE CLOSEST MAJOR ACCESS TO THERE IS A MILE AWAY!
    2. Cher, {her supposedly her last tour, but formaldahyde can work wonders}, last time through here had over 20 bus & truck vehicles. It pack the whole ass end of the current arena complex. Where the hell would they park them if they were downtown?
OK I went off on my rant. I will continue back to the original thought . . . .


We have a great thing between 6th & 8th streets on the river that you can see a ton of things more than you can as a ground dweller.

Duluth, MN turned an old bin/building like the Zip Feed building into a great tourist attraction by gutting the inside, creating many floor levels with small shops, and a great view of everything the city had to offer inside the building as far as local product & such.

But they did not destroy the things around that building. And that is what makes downtown Duluth so great. They instilled the visitor with the history of what that city was, is, and will be.

I would advise anyone that has ever been to Duluth, or even Lincoln, NE, if you somehow come through Sioux Falls, SD. Please.

Stop in at the "commerce centre" @ 8th & Phillips, walk into the chamber of commerce office & tell them how they are:

...butt fucking, ass licking, goat buggering, rat humping, pus pissing, lactating lloyd licking, "let's ignore the eastside", inbreed, disowned redneck, male{or female} gay transexualite multisexual, bigamistic, polytheastic, dirty leaderhosen wearing, dunham diving, greedy, asexual, bukakke swallowing, prepubescent, anal ripping fist fucking {no I didn't forget the comma}, cherry popping, bitch slapping, Dietrich blowing, Anita bryant, DV-DA, choadaboy, goat fucking, bestial bitch, carpet munching, mutant, "oh wait, the eastsiders have money! lets destroy them & make even more money!! Mah whoo wah ha ha", bitches in heat, large nippled, saggie breasted, corn holing, twinkie creaming, star wars wookie, sperm burping techno slut.

Then turn around & walk out the door. . . . . . They will think you are a freak


If you get two or more people to do this with you, they will think you are all transients from under the bridge next door.

If you get several dozen people to do this, they will suspect a revolt from the several shelters that are being forced out.

If you get a bunch of people with walkers, they will know the senior citizens from across the street & down the block are pissed. And they have great sniper positions, and the WHOLE BUILDING covered. {beware of the red dots}

But . . . If we all get together & do this at the same time.


They probably will send us down the hall to sit on the group W bench.

Then again, we can all go in & state the fact that we cannot lose such an icon as the Zip Feed Mill Building that would cost millions to replace the view from the top.

And on that note, it is getting close to thanksgiving. Anyone else want to goto Alice's?

Blessed Be, & enjoy the view while we still have it

Dr. Strangelove

p.s. For those that have taken offence to the language used in this post. I am not sorry that I did this, I just wanted to make sure it gets as many hits as possible by using many of the most frequently searched words & terms, I.E. smutty stuff.

But I am, & will ever be partial of "Sperm Burping Techno Slut". I heard it over ten years ago & it still makes me giggle & smile. And sometimes blow beer & milk through my nose.

Dr. S.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

A Long Time Ago, In a Grocery, Far Far Away . . . . .

A good friend of mine, Andy, was checking his email, and got one from his brother, Aaron, whom is in the Air Force, that he said I needed to see.

Aaron currently is not fighting much of anything right now, but he is still there just in case something happens to anger the those on the dark side of "THE FARM...".

And maybe those Nebraska 'husker fans.

Enjoy, & click the link below. It is probably the best Star Wars spoof I have seen yet.

Join the Organic Rebellion

Dr. Strangelove

Friday, November 04, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #23 - Chicken Little

This will just be a quickie, easy to take & no mess.

When I showed up to the theatre last night I was given a choice of movies, I wasn't really given a choice. I ended up watching Chicken Little.

Despite what several of the no life nit-picks @ IMDB say. It is a fun movie. Be it not the greatest to come from Pixar & the big mouse, it is still a fun movie. "egg-citing chick flick" so to speak,

{sorry}.

Overall despite some minor "WTF's", we all enjoyed it, & at times I had tears roll from my eyes from laughing so hard. I won't go into the story because almost everyone knows the story already, and if you don't, get out of the basement & go upstairs & have your mom read it to you.

But you will enjoy it better if you went to see it in the theatre, {just not in #5, someone FUBAR'd the speaker system in there & we don't know when it will be fully straightened out}.

Blessed Be & keep your head covered, Dr. Strangelove

Friday, October 28, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #23 - SAW II

"Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood " Is the tagline for this movie. And they did not lie.

Not long after the opening credits for the various agencies involved in the production, we were brutally sucked into the vortex of the perverse 'game' that was just starting.

Oh yes, there was blood. And the blood flowed freely & often throughout the run of this movie. The story starts with a man in a room just waking up wearing a springloaded iron masque of death, not knowing what the hell is going on. Now some people on other sites say that "most of the movie you do not know what to expect,/ what will happen next". I don't know about those guys, but to us it was pretty obvious this guy will not pass the test, thus get his head clamped in the clam-shell device with hundreds of steel spikes, causing massive amounts of blood to spray, and then fell limply to the floor dead.

Past this point I really cannot say more without partial spoilers, or partial nausea, for the readers out there. REALLY, it is a gore fest of the 3rd magnitude. If you or the person with you at the theatre fall under:
  • Easily squeamish
  • Cannot handle blood, needles, vomit, self mutilation
  • have issues with the internal workings of the human body becoming external
  • just plain get creeped out & woozy at the drop of a hat
This is not a movie for you, go see Prime instead. For the rest of us, this is a movie you have got to see. Just don't eat a big dinner of pasta before the movie, nor plan on eating pasta afterwards.

There were some flaws in continuity, and several "W.T.F?" moments of the characters doing something totally, retardedly, absolutely, stupid. {You will know what I'm talking about when you see the scenes}. But overall I liked the movie, it's about time the P.C. Hollywood dipshits signed off on a good old fashion bloodbath instead of the torrent of feelgood pablum that is being forced down our throats, in our ears, and through our eyes.

Final Note: If I see ANYONE I know take a kid to this movie.
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Shame on you, you sick twisted fu({s!

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

White Sox WIN ! ! !

It is one thing to get into the world series, it is totally another to do such after over 80 years.

And even more so to win in a four game series close-out.

I am happy.

I just hope to live long enough to see the Cubs do the same. Being that I am originally from Hammond, IN, I am considered a "southsider". {It is a lot easier to say I am from So. Chicago than explain that I was born in what is considered "South Chicago" in the larger picture}. But despite mine & others angst about the total destruction of the original ball park, & then later on, having what was/is considered by those traditionalists of Chicago upbringing . . . .

IT IS COMISKEY PARK DAMMIT, AND ALWAYS WILL BE! Despite the latest trend to rename places of history, places of long known remembrances, and where many people saw the first baseball game of what they can remember, {or think they remember}, because of some contractual obligation to the sponsor that has the most money. It is still Comiskey field to myself & many others.

I am just really happy that they made it to the ALCS series, and then the World Series.

And then they win in in FOUR GAMES!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, I am proud to be a Chicago-an. And now can say I am from the South Side without getting scowled at.

I still really think it would be cool to see the Sox & Cubs in the World Series.


But you would have to lock down the whole tri-state area, enforce marshal law, and basically close down the metro Chicago area if that were to ever happen.

Then again, Lake Michigan would probably turn warm by August if that ever happened, & Petey the peg-legged pirate penguin that prefers puffin porn will finally find the secret to the universal flange. [he was abandoned in Chicago while on a mission, and now is working for me. The whole abandonment issue got him to become one of the black & white side]. Much like the White Sox colors.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

GOD IS WATCHING!

If you haved ever had questions about your religious beliefs

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Saturday, October 22, 2005

Victoria Givens Shatters World Record


Well, she IS from the same part of the USA as Britney Spears . . . .
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And has the exact same 'wholesome' image. ;-}>
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Revenge of the mall singers - DEBBIE GIBSON IS ALIVE!


I just found out that Debbie (aka Deborah) Gibson will be here to do two, YES COUNT THEM TWO!!! shows @ the Washington Pavilion Feb. 11th. Get your tickets soon! {giggle}

Washington Pavilion Event Calendar

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #22 - A History of Violence

Any movie that has the word 'violence' in the title should be mandated to include violence. This one does, and quite graphically in the first few minutes.

But when you have to wait more than 20 minutes to see blood & gore from a movie that is advertised as a blood & gore, something is wrong.

At the screening, we had about eight people, within ten minutes it became an extended live version of 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000'. We all knew, or made side-bets of what would happen next, or yelled out our feelings about "what the fuck . . ."

It would not be so bad for the fact that the majority of the movie I could count anywhere from five to eighteen during the EXTREMELY, PAST DUE DATE, LET'S INDUCE FORCED, labored pauses.

There are many out there that think this movie is Oscar material. I think they should put the crack pipe down, stop huffing the kitty litter, and get a life.

This movie is bad, more than bad, it is just plain go strait to $4.99 DVD cut out bin bad. Basis of this opinion you ask?

When you have the whole group of the screening walk outside and in almost unison go, "what the hell, what the fuck, I want the last two hours of my life refunded, etc"

You know it is bad.

P.S. It took me from 2am Thurs. till now to try to find a civil & nice way to phrase this critique. So if you think I railed on it now, you should have heard what the original version was.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Movie Reviews of 2005 #21 - Serenity

I waited to make this post until I saw 'Firefly', the series that this movie is not only based on, but contains the cast of as well.

I admit that going into the theatre I was apprehensive about watching a movie so closely tied to a Sci-Fi series that had been bounced from network to network. I had never seen Firefly, and barely remembered what the show was about. But I was in for one hell of a surprise.

THIS FLICK IS DAMN GOOD!

Very often science fiction genre movies are dry of humour, devoid of decent storyline, and appeal to only those that worship the comicbook, cartoon, latenight series, or fantasy bored {spelled correctly in this case}, game. In other words 'outsiders' like myself are not only lost on the nuances, but not included on what the hell is going on.

Serenity however breaks that mold. After two of my cohorts in crime told me the back story, I thought "Oh fuck, not another piece of shit bought out by Hollywood & bastardized into mindless pulp again...".

In the first few minutes of the show I was sucked in, engrossed, and following along with what is going on. And also, by the way, I WAS ENTERTAINED! I did not have to see the series, I did not have to be some pasty 40 year old that argues the difference between "Next Generation" & "Battlestar Galactica", and why one is better than the other. {BTW. I favour DS-9. Why? Because the chicks look better ;-)}.

OK I know I will catch hell for that comment, but that is my opinion, this is my blog, if you disagree fine, counter comment away below. At least I will know someone reads my rantings.

That aside, this is a great film. Sci-Fi with a sense of humour, and a story that will pull in the people least likely to enjoy it, and really blow away the geeks that live in the parents basement.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE! You will not regret it.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Remembering the Brotherhood of Yo & Koosh

Almost everyone that reads this & other sites on the 'net have either worked at, or have dealt with someone working at a call center. It is not easy to spend from 8 to 12+ hours a day getting yelled at, assuming the brunt of others anger, try to fix what is wrong, & being personally accused of violating child labor laws. {the customer put his son on the phone to fix the computer @ 12:30am, not me. But I was referred to as a slave driver, etc.}..

So anyway, I was digging around to find some equipment that I needed for my current job and found an unmarked box. I dug it out & opened it and found some of the things that helped to keep me from gassing up the truck & hunting down the assholes I had to deal with on the phones when I was still 'part of the herd'.

Many people do not realize that when they call in to get something fixed, replaced, or need help turning on/using, the object that inevitably they fucked up. It is not smart to threaten the person on the other end of the line.

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! BE AFRAID, BE VERY, VERY AFRAID . . . .

Aside from common sense, {sometimes not}, the biggest thing that keeps us from tracking you down, ruining your credit report, {you do have a time-share in New Guinea now}, and possibly putting you on the data base as a sexual threat to small Llammas & Lemurs,

Is that we have toys.

I found my Yo-yo's, Klicks, velcro darts, my sticky lizzards, & other sundry things that kept me from hitting the "TELE-TAZER" button to retaliate against the current moron that could not understand that:

  • You have to have an active phone line in order to use your modem
  • The police will not show up because you have "an illegal error" on your screen
  • If the power is off/disconnected, your computer will not turn on
  • It is not our responsibility to reset your screensaver back from the slideshow of gay-porn you downloaded from a buddy before your wife & kids see it {poor little kittens}
  • When it says "hit any key", the 'anykey' is NOT the blank key in the middle of the arrows. It MEANS "any key on the damn keyboard" just grab the back of your neck & slam your forehead on the keyboard. Trust me, that will take care of the error EVERY TIME!
So we have our toys to satisfy & redirect anger, boredom, & utter perplex of stupidness, in order to serve you better. {and stay out of federal prison}

Just an hint though. Don't try to do an "around the world" with a yo-yo that has a 4.5 year old string without proper safety gear & removing breakables from the area prior.

I can't wait until I find my juggling torches again.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

LET'S GIT READY TO GAAHHBBLLLE !!! Pt. 1

I thought I should toss off something before having to go & deal with the some of the most concentrated inbread dipshits I have ever had {dis}pleasure to work with.

Yes,Kids! IT'S TURKEY DAYS!

Those of you that have followed some of my exploits know how I feel about this event after working it last year. Those who don't, <{CLICK BACK}> to read my opinion about a whole day set aside to turkeys, chained lawnchairs, and the dumbasses that actually do this annually.

Time to go & pack. hopefully I will not get stormed out by rain.

Dr. S.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #20 - Cry Wolf

I was so disappointed with this movie I posted to IMDB before posting my review here. IMDB has the short & clean version since as I wrote, I realized I needed to tone things down for it to get accepted.

As employees of a theatre, we have to screen the movies in a "dry run" to make sure it was physically assembled properly. In the case of Cry Wolf, the middle four reels could have easily been left in the can & no one would have complained. This movie reminded us all of seeing this movie years ago, but we could not put our fingers on which one it was.

Then is occurred to us that it was not one particular movie, it was bits & pieces of many of the "teen trauma cheesy flicks" from years past, all thrown in to a blender to make a bad vegan breakfast smoothie that would kill off noxious weeds if dumped out.

Imagine a formula movie with:
  • some Heathers & Scream with
  • a small dash of Indecent Behaviour & Halloween
  • Puree for 10 seconds.
  • Add a few pinches of American Psycho
  • a handful of crushed lame-ass plot lines
  • & a taste of Urban Legends
  • And continue to mix to a texture of bad.
With the end of the movie you sit & think of all of the plot twists, and background stories, and you wonder what was the point of the last 58 minutes.

This movie is one of many non-impressive, supposed to be something that it is not, should have gone straight to video, movies that have been forced on us in the last year.

All because "Hollywood" has lost its creative originality.

And because of the "reality" trends that have blindsided the industry, like the weather here in S.D., don't expect it to change before it gets more shitty.

It really pisses me off that crap like Alone in the Dark, Hide & Seek, The Ring Two, & The Constant Gardener get green lit for production & release and they end up being SO BAD!

And all of them were promoted as movie genres that they were not. And we cannot just blame the people producing this crap, we the moviegoers need to take blame as well. Nobody has raised a finger about the shit they have been serving us, we just sit back in our couch & swill beer & popcorn with the trusty remote by our side.

STOP THE APATHY & TELL THEM WE WANT MORE THAN TO BE PLACATED!

WE WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED!

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Kory & the Fu(< flys better watch out!

I found this 'One Man Band' named McRorie & thought this guy is nuts! Then I realized I have worked with worse groups in my life.

And since it is a one man show, the crew & promoter have only one ego to deal with. That, & if you watch the videos. This takes some talent.

Not a lot, but a hell more that Kory Van Sickley will ever hope to have.

<{CHECK THIS OUT CLICKING HERE}>

And some of his original music is <{not that bad}>

Rock On, & Keep your earplugs handy:

Dr. S.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #18/19 - A Sound of thunder/Transporter 2

Dues to a technical problem, {that, and we all wanted to see Transporter 2}, we watched 2 movies last night. Both a hella better than 'gardner.

A Sound of Thunder was an interesting movie. Basically we are in 2055 era Chicago, and there has been a discovery of how to go back in time. {sidenote: the Cubs win the series in 2022, I can't wait}, A greedy businessman owns this technology & uses it for sheer profit by holding hunting trips for rich guys to go back in time to hunt dinosaurs. In one trip something happens & sets off a time rift that threatens to ruin civilization & the world as we know it. Blah, blah, blah, they save the world.
Good sci-fi movie & storyline, meets really badspecial effects. This movie has several really good scenes that were overshadowed by effects that could be outdone by a 3-toed sloth on gateway colorbook. Overall it wasn't a bad movie though.

Transporter 2 is a good followup / sequel. Once again, you got cars, guns, chases, well done fights, an interesting series of plot developments, with a dash of humour.
I liked it, I liked it a lot. Although some of the action/stunt scenes are physically impossible in the real world, the suspension of disbelief and your involvement in the story are enough to counter & balance out your enjoyment of the movie.
I recommend this show very much.

I would write more but, after spending about four hours watching movies, & over four hours fixing, rewireing & installing an LED door sign that came back broken from the repair shop, I'm a bit tired.

TTFN, and don't step off the path.

Dr. S.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Movie Reviews of 2005 #17.5 - The Constant Gardener

Bad news guys, The Aristocrats has been pulled from the release for tomorrow. We don't know why, and we don't know when it will get put back on the list. But I will let you all know. As for the review I have of a movie that premiered Weds. night {the last showing had all of 4 people in the audience of one of our 2nd largest capacity screens}

Umm, yeah, The Constant Gardener, {cough}, yeah, Well-ll-ll

How about The constipated Gardener?
The only thing that is more boring & long-winded than this movie is its movie poster that consists of 87% text. The movie was plugged as one of the most anticipated films of the year. Maybe by those with insomnia or other sleep disorders. Action-suspense-thriller? NOT EVEN CLOSE! If you have seen any of the commercials or trailers, you have seen ALL OF THE ACTION, SUSPENSE, AND THRILLS in this shitbomb. Out of five of us, three fell asleep, two for more than 10min. multiple times. We all took multiple breaks to pee or grab a smoke, I myself pee'd 3 times, had 2 cigarettes, and refilled my 32 oz. soda twice. Referring to my original rating scale, it was that bad. Matter of fact it is so bad it does not deserve a spanking, and definitely not the oral-sex, because on its own, it blows !

And as for the R rating, they may have said the "f-word" several times. Other than that, this movie barely deserves PG. They only "sexy bits" were some pregnancy distorted nipples, in VERY soft focus, and an ass shot of her getting out of the shower. Hell, there were more male nipple shots in focus than anything. Makes me wonder if the MMPA has gone rainbow on us all.

One other thing is that this movie runs over two & a quarter hours. It could easily be recut to fit into a one hour timeslot on the WE network. Which there is money riding right now on when that will happen. I don't want to spoil it but, none of us guessed later than new years.

So enough of the rant. Here is the story line:
  • Brit. diplomat plays in his garden in Kenya while his wife goes & "saves the world" from plague, aids, TB, and other nasty things
  • Said wife is murdered & her friend is implicated while they are researching evil doings by the great drug industries of the world that experiment on unwilling people
  • find out from the friends associate that the friend "doctor" is gay & would not have had an affair with the wife.
  • diplomat gets pissed & takes on where the dead wife left off
  • he gets chased {barely} and runs {as only a brit lamely can do}
  • after finding what his wife was looking for as proof, the nauti drug company & government officials get slapped on the wrist & the diplomat gets executed.
In short form: couple moves to Kenya, she dies, a friend dies, blame it on evil corporations, mix in a SHIT-TONNE of footage of hopeless, homeless, & hungry women & kids here & there, the guys dies, his buddy exposes all of the bad guys in the government & "the system" Then Sally Struthers comes out wearing a g-string asking for money.

OK, I know the Sally Struthers thing was a bit too much.

They showed her doing a donkey show in Tijuana under the closing credits.

That's how bad this movie was.

Blessed Be. Dr. S

PS/disclaimer: The whole Struthers thing is false. The ASPCA & the Humane Society would have shut the filming down if that were to have happened to that poor donkey.....

The Birthplace of Punk might be closed


If you have not heard yet, the lease on CBGB's expired at midnight. This really disappoints me, and as well many, many music fans around the world. Click the subject line, to find out more. And click the banner to find out how to help save CBGB's.

Blessed Be & pass the earplugs!
Dr. S.