Why blow up the best view in Sioux Falls?

I just got done watching the vtr of last nights CBS shows. {Without a Trace was really good & reminded me of a mix of Taxi Driver & Crossing Guard}

I then saw the shots that one of the KELO shooters {the guy/gal with the camera}, did from the top of the Zip Feed mill did the other day & edited into a montage.

WOW!!!! I forgot how impressive the view is from up there. I would inject photos to this as I type, but I am now realizing the BIGGEST reason I was/am so opposed to that area being torn down to build {then} an "events center", and {now} "fruu fruu, pretty nice shiny object, it will benefit all of the people", complex that only will benefit "the people" that own, or are leveraging out others that own the land around the area.
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READ:
..... 'You may own it now, but we will condemn your properties, and if you do not sell to us, we will go after your personal/business image until we can buy it out through eminent domain, and you will end up penniless, bitch!'.....

POINT A - The events center, Ok, it ties into the Phillips to the falls bullshit.

1. Yeah, lets put a venue that will supposedly draw many thousands of people to the downtown area to pump up the business and draw attention to the downtown area.
1. The only problem is that 98% of said businesses CLOSE AT 5:15pm {ok we got people to the area, they can still window shop}
2. The whole area stinks of either the stockyards, stock rendering, or the place they make hot dogs & other meat products
   
2. We will be replacing the current arena in central S.F. as a venue for major national acts by having a larger venue, thus larger capacity=larger attendance.
1. Does anyone remember the 'Block 11' project? If you don't, it was an offer to build a major multi-use complex in the downtown area. Short sighted dipshits caused it to not happen here. You know what did happen? It became the Rushmore Centre out in Rapid. And for the last twenty+ years Sioux Falls has been bypassed by each & every "major" act in favor of Rapid, and lately Sewer City. {P.S. Think of the Washington Pavilion as a twenty something on 'roids. That is what we could have had by now, and Sioux Falls would be a serious tour stop both band & performing arts}.
2. Ain't gunna happen. Sioux Falls used to be blacklisted by promoters. And it may not be now, many bad memories still float down through the ranks of tour promoters and production managers.
   
3. "LETS PUT A MAJOR ATTRACTION WHERE NO ONE CAN GET TO"
1. Anyone that has lived here, and even more, anyone that has lived on the east side above 10th can tell you north of the crosstown viaduct, if there is a train, you may as well shut you car off & wait until the 3rd train passes. THE CLOSEST MAJOR ACCESS TO THERE IS A MILE AWAY!
2. Cher, {her supposedly her last tour, but formaldahyde can work wonders}, last time through here had over 20 bus & truck vehicles. It pack the whole ass end of the current arena complex. Where the hell would they park them if they were downtown?
   

OK I went off on my rant. I will continue back to the original thought . . . .


We have a great thing between 6th & 8th streets on the river that you can see a ton of things more than you can as a ground dweller.

Duluth, MN turned an old bin/building like the Zip Feed building into a great tourist attraction by gutting the inside, creating many floor levels with small shops, and a great view of everything the city had to offer inside the building as far as local product & such.

But they did not destroy the things around that building. And that is what makes downtown Duluth so great. They instilled the visitor with the history of what that city was, is, and will be.

I would advise anyone that has ever been to Duluth, or even Lincoln, NE, if you somehow come through Sioux Falls, SD. Please.

Stop in at the "commerce centre" @ 8th & Phillips, walk into the chamber of commerce office & tell them how they are:

...butt fucking, ass licking, goat buggering, rat humping, pus pissing, lactating lloyd licking, "let's ignore the eastside", inbreed, disowned redneck, male{or female} gay transexualite multisexual, bigamistic, polytheastic, dirty leaderhosen wearing, dunham diving, greedy, asexual, bukakke swallowing, prepubescent, anal ripping fist fucking {no I didn't forget the comma}, cherry popping, bitch slapping, Dietrich blowing, Anita bryant, DV-DA, choadaboy, goat fucking, bestial bitch, carpet munching, mutant, "oh wait, the eastsiders have money! lets destroy them & make even more money!! Mah whoo wah ha ha", bitches in heat, large nippled, saggie breasted, corn holing, twinkie creaming, star wars wookie, sperm burping techno slut.

Then turn around & walk out the door. . . . . . They will think you are a freak


If you get two or more people to do this with you, they will think you are all transients from under the bridge next door.

If you get several dozen people to do this, they will suspect a revolt from the several shelters that are being forced out.

If you get a bunch of people with walkers, they will know the senior citizens from across the street & down the block are pissed. And they have great sniper positions, and the WHOLE BUILDING covered. {beware of the red dots}

But . . . If we all get together & do this at the same time.


They probably will send us down the hall to sit on the group W bench.

Then again, we can all go in & state the fact that we cannot lose such an icon as the Zip Feed Mill Building that would cost millions to replace the view from the top.

And on that note, it is getting close to thanksgiving. Anyone else want to goto Alice's?

Blessed Be, & enjoy the view while we still have it

Dr. Strangelove

p.s. For those that have taken offence to the language used in this post. I am not sorry that I did this, I just wanted to make sure it gets as many hits as possible by using many of the most frequently searched words & terms, I.E. smutty stuff.

But I am, & will ever be partial of "Sperm Burping Techno Slut". I heard it over ten years ago & it still makes me giggle & smile. And sometimes blow beer & milk through my nose.

Dr. S.

A Long Time Ago, In a Grocery, Far Far Away . . . . .

A good friend of mine, Andy, was checking his email, and got one from his brother, Aaron, whom is in the Air Force, that he said I needed to see.

Aaron currently is not fighting much of anything right now, but he is still there just in case something happens to anger the those on the dark side of "THE FARM...".

And maybe those Nebraska 'husker fans.

Enjoy, & click the link below. It is probably the best Star Wars spoof I have seen yet.

Join the Organic Rebellion

Dr. Strangelove

Movie Reviews of 2005 #23 - Chicken Little

This will just be a quickie, easy to take & no mess.

When I showed up to the theatre last night I was given a choice of movies, I wasn't really given a choice. I ended up watching Chicken Little.

Despite what several of the no life nit-picks @ IMDB say. It is a fun movie. Be it not the greatest to come from Pixar & the big mouse, it is still a fun movie. "egg-citing chick flick" so to speak,

{sorry}.

Overall despite some minor "WTF's", we all enjoyed it, & at times I had tears roll from my eyes from laughing so hard. I won't go into the story because almost everyone knows the story already, and if you don't, get out of the basement & go upstairs & have your mom read it to you.

But you will enjoy it better if you went to see it in the theatre, {just not in #5, someone FUBAR'd the speaker system in there & we don't know when it will be fully straightened out}.

Blessed Be & keep your head covered, Dr. Strangelove

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MERRY SAMHAIN !

Click HERE to see what other fun things can be done with your gourd.

And click HERE to just entertain, or retard your brain for a while.

Blessed Be All, Dr. Strangelove

Movie Reviews of 2005 #23 - SAW II

"Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood " Is the tagline for this movie. And they did not lie.

Not long after the opening credits for the various agencies involved in the production, we were brutally sucked into the vortex of the perverse 'game' that was just starting.

Oh yes, there was blood. And the blood flowed freely & often throughout the run of this movie. The story starts with a man in a room just waking up wearing a springloaded iron masque of death, not knowing what the hell is going on. Now some people on other sites say that "most of the movie you do not know what to expect,/ what will happen next". I don't know about those guys, but to us it was pretty obvious this guy will not pass the test, thus get his head clamped in the clam-shell device with hundreds of steel spikes, causing massive amounts of blood to spray, and then fell limply to the floor dead.

Past this point I really cannot say more without partial spoilers, or partial nausea, for the readers out there. REALLY, it is a gore fest of the 3rd magnitude. If you or the person with you at the theatre fall under:

• Easily squeamish
• Cannot handle blood, needles, vomit, self mutilation
• have issues with the internal workings of the human body becoming external
• just plain get creeped out & woozy at the drop of a hat

This is not a movie for you, go see Prime instead. For the rest of us, this is a movie you have got to see. Just don't eat a big dinner of pasta before the movie, nor plan on eating pasta afterwards.

There were some flaws in continuity, and several "W.T.F?" moments of the characters doing something totally, retardedly, absolutely, stupid. {You will know what I'm talking about when you see the scenes}. But overall I liked the movie, it's about time the P.C. Hollywood dipshits signed off on a good old fashion bloodbath instead of the torrent of feelgood pablum that is being forced down our throats, in our ears, and through our eyes.

Final Note: If I see ANYONE I know take a kid to this movie.
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Shame on you, you sick twisted fu({s!

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

White Sox WIN ! ! !

It is one thing to get into the world series, it is totally another to do such after over 80 years.

And even more so to win in a four game series close-out.

I am happy.

I just hope to live long enough to see the Cubs do the same. Being that I am originally from Hammond, IN, I am considered a "southsider". {It is a lot easier to say I am from So. Chicago than explain that I was born in what is considered "South Chicago" in the larger picture}. But despite mine & others angst about the total destruction of the original ball park, & then later on, having what was/is considered by those traditionalists of Chicago upbringing . . . .

IT IS COMISKEY PARK DAMMIT, AND ALWAYS WILL BE! Despite the latest trend to rename places of history, places of long known remembrances, and where many people saw the first baseball game of what they can remember, {or think they remember}, because of some contractual obligation to the sponsor that has the most money. It is still Comiskey field to myself & many others.

I am just really happy that they made it to the ALCS series, and then the World Series.

And then they win in in FOUR GAMES!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, I am proud to be a Chicago-an. And now can say I am from the South Side without getting scowled at.

I still really think it would be cool to see the Sox & Cubs in the World Series.


But you would have to lock down the whole tri-state area, enforce marshal law, and basically close down the metro Chicago area if that were to ever happen.

Then again, Lake Michigan would probably turn warm by August if that ever happened, & Petey the peg-legged pirate penguin that prefers puffin porn will finally find the secret to the universal flange. [he was abandoned in Chicago while on a mission, and now is working for me. The whole abandonment issue got him to become one of the black & white side]. Much like the White Sox colors.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

GOD IS WATCHING!

If you haved ever had questions about your religious beliefs

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Victoria Givens Shatters World Record

Well, she IS from the same part of the USA as Britney Spears . . . .
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And has the exact same 'wholesome' image. ;-}>
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Revenge of the mall singers - DEBBIE GIBSON IS ALIVE!

I just found out that Debbie (aka Deborah) Gibson will be here to do two, YES COUNT THEM TWO!!! shows @ the Washington Pavilion Feb. 11th. Get your tickets soon! {giggle}

Washington Pavilion Event Calendar

Movie Reviews of 2005 #22 - A History of Violence

Any movie that has the word 'violence' in the title should be mandated to include violence. This one does, and quite graphically in the first few minutes.

But when you have to wait more than 20 minutes to see blood & gore from a movie that is advertised as a blood & gore, something is wrong.

At the screening, we had about eight people, within ten minutes it became an extended live version of 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000'. We all knew, or made side-bets of what would happen next, or yelled out our feelings about "what the fuck . . ."

It would not be so bad for the fact that the majority of the movie I could count anywhere from five to eighteen during the EXTREMELY, PAST DUE DATE, LET'S INDUCE FORCED, labored pauses.

There are many out there that think this movie is Oscar material. I think they should put the crack pipe down, stop huffing the kitty litter, and get a life.

This movie is bad, more than bad, it is just plain go strait to $4.99 DVD cut out bin bad. Basis of this opinion you ask?

When you have the whole group of the screening walk outside and in almost unison go, "what the hell, what the fuck, I want the last two hours of my life refunded, etc"

You know it is bad.

P.S. It took me from 2am Thurs. till now to try to find a civil & nice way to phrase this critique. So if you think I railed on it now, you should have heard what the original version was.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Movie Reviews of 2005 #21 - Serenity

I waited to make this post until I saw 'Firefly', the series that this movie is not only based on, but contains the cast of as well.

I admit that going into the theatre I was apprehensive about watching a movie so closely tied to a Sci-Fi series that had been bounced from network to network. I had never seen Firefly, and barely remembered what the show was about. But I was in for one hell of a surprise.

THIS FLICK IS DAMN GOOD!

Very often science fiction genre movies are dry of humour, devoid of decent storyline, and appeal to only those that worship the comicbook, cartoon, latenight series, or fantasy bored {spelled correctly in this case}, game. In other words 'outsiders' like myself are not only lost on the nuances, but not included on what the hell is going on.

Serenity however breaks that mold. After two of my cohorts in crime told me the back story, I thought "Oh fuck, not another piece of shit bought out by Hollywood & bastardized into mindless pulp again...".

In the first few minutes of the show I was sucked in, engrossed, and following along with what is going on. And also, by the way, I WAS ENTERTAINED! I did not have to see the series, I did not have to be some pasty 40 year old that argues the difference between "Next Generation" & "Battlestar Galactica", and why one is better than the other. {BTW. I favour DS-9. Why? Because the chicks look better ;-)}.

OK I know I will catch hell for that comment, but that is my opinion, this is my blog, if you disagree fine, counter comment away below. At least I will know someone reads my rantings.

That aside, this is a great film. Sci-Fi with a sense of humour, and a story that will pull in the people least likely to enjoy it, and really blow away the geeks that live in the parents basement.

GO SEE THIS MOVIE! You will not regret it.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

And now, A PUBIC CERVIX, err, PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTwATCH &

Click Here to watch & learn about the birds & the bees {giggle}

Remembering the Brotherhood of Yo & Koosh

Almost everyone that reads this & other sites on the 'net have either worked at, or have dealt with someone working at a call center. It is not easy to spend from 8 to 12+ hours a day getting yelled at, assuming the brunt of others anger, try to fix what is wrong, & being personally accused of violating child labor laws. {the customer put his son on the phone to fix the computer @ 12:30am, not me. But I was referred to as a slave driver, etc.}..

So anyway, I was digging around to find some equipment that I needed for my current job and found an unmarked box. I dug it out & opened it and found some of the things that helped to keep me from gassing up the truck & hunting down the assholes I had to deal with on the phones when I was still 'part of the herd'.

Many people do not realize that when they call in to get something fixed, replaced, or need help turning on/using, the object that inevitably they fucked up. It is not smart to threaten the person on the other end of the line.

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! BE AFRAID, BE VERY, VERY AFRAID . . . .

Aside from common sense, {sometimes not}, the biggest thing that keeps us from tracking you down, ruining your credit report, {you do have a time-share in New Guinea now}, and possibly putting you on the data base as a sexual threat to small Llammas & Lemurs,

Is that we have toys.

I found my Yo-yo's, Klicks, velcro darts, my sticky lizzards, & other sundry things that kept me from hitting the "TELE-TAZER" button to retaliate against the current moron that could not understand that:

• You have to have an active phone line in order to use your modem
• The police will not show up because you have "an illegal error" on your screen
• If the power is off/disconnected, your computer will not turn on
• It is not our responsibility to reset your screensaver back from the slideshow of gay-porn you downloaded from a buddy before your wife & kids see it {poor little kittens}
• When it says "hit any key", the 'anykey' is NOT the blank key in the middle of the arrows. It MEANS "any key on the damn keyboard" just grab the back of your neck & slam your forehead on the keyboard. Trust me, that will take care of the error EVERY TIME!

So we have our toys to satisfy & redirect anger, boredom, & utter perplex of stupidness, in order to serve you better. {and stay out of federal prison}

Just an hint though. Don't try to do an "around the world" with a yo-yo that has a 4.5 year old string without proper safety gear & removing breakables from the area prior.

I can't wait until I find my juggling torches again.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

LET'S GIT READY TO GAAHHBBLLLE !!! Pt. 1

I thought I should toss off something before having to go & deal with the some of the most concentrated inbread dipshits I have ever had {dis}pleasure to work with.

Yes,Kids! IT'S TURKEY DAYS!

Those of you that have followed some of my exploits know how I feel about this event after working it last year. Those who don't, <{CLICK BACK}> to read my opinion about a whole day set aside to turkeys, chained lawnchairs, and the dumbasses that actually do this annually.

Time to go & pack. hopefully I will not get stormed out by rain.

Dr. S.

Movie Reviews of 2005 #20 - Cry Wolf

I was so disappointed with this movie I posted to IMDB before posting my review here. IMDB has the short & clean version since as I wrote, I realized I needed to tone things down for it to get accepted.

As employees of a theatre, we have to screen the movies in a "dry run" to make sure it was physically assembled properly. In the case of Cry Wolf, the middle four reels could have easily been left in the can & no one would have complained. This movie reminded us all of seeing this movie years ago, but we could not put our fingers on which one it was.

Then is occurred to us that it was not one particular movie, it was bits & pieces of many of the "teen trauma cheesy flicks" from years past, all thrown in to a blender to make a bad vegan breakfast smoothie that would kill off noxious weeds if dumped out.

Imagine a formula movie with:

• some Heathers & Scream with
• a small dash of Indecent Behaviour & Halloween
  
• Puree for 10 seconds.
  
• Add a few pinches of American Psycho
• a handful of crushed lame-ass plot lines
• & a taste of Urban Legends
  
• And continue to mix to a texture of bad.

With the end of the movie you sit & think of all of the plot twists, and background stories, and you wonder what was the point of the last 58 minutes.

This movie is one of many non-impressive, supposed to be something that it is not, should have gone straight to video, movies that have been forced on us in the last year.

All because "Hollywood" has lost its creative originality.

And because of the "reality" trends that have blindsided the industry, like the weather here in S.D., don't expect it to change before it gets more shitty.

It really pisses me off that crap like Alone in the Dark, Hide & Seek, The Ring Two, & The Constant Gardener get green lit for production & release and they end up being SO BAD!

And all of them were promoted as movie genres that they were not. And we cannot just blame the people producing this crap, we the moviegoers need to take blame as well. Nobody has raised a finger about the shit they have been serving us, we just sit back in our couch & swill beer & popcorn with the trusty remote by our side.

STOP THE APATHY & TELL THEM WE WANT MORE THAN TO BE PLACATED!

WE WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED!

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Kory & the Fu(< flys better watch out!

I found this 'One Man Band' named McRorie & thought this guy is nuts! Then I realized I have worked with worse groups in my life.

And since it is a one man show, the crew & promoter have only one ego to deal with. That, & if you watch the videos. This takes some talent.

Not a lot, but a hell more that Kory Van Sickley will ever hope to have.

<{CHECK THIS OUT CLICKING HERE}>

And some of his original music is <{not that bad}>

Rock On, & Keep your earplugs handy:

Dr. S.

Movie Reviews of 2005 #18/19 - A Sound of thunder/Transporter 2

Dues to a technical problem, {that, and we all wanted to see Transporter 2}, we watched 2 movies last night. Both a hella better than 'gardner.

A Sound of Thunder was an interesting movie. Basically we are in 2055 era Chicago, and there has been a discovery of how to go back in time. {sidenote: the Cubs win the series in 2022, I can't wait}, A greedy businessman owns this technology & uses it for sheer profit by holding hunting trips for rich guys to go back in time to hunt dinosaurs. In one trip something happens & sets off a time rift that threatens to ruin civilization & the world as we know it. Blah, blah, blah, they save the world.
Good sci-fi movie & storyline, meets really badspecial effects. This movie has several really good scenes that were overshadowed by effects that could be outdone by a 3-toed sloth on gateway colorbook. Overall it wasn't a bad movie though.

Transporter 2 is a good followup / sequel. Once again, you got cars, guns, chases, well done fights, an interesting series of plot developments, with a dash of humour.
I liked it, I liked it a lot. Although some of the action/stunt scenes are physically impossible in the real world, the suspension of disbelief and your involvement in the story are enough to counter & balance out your enjoyment of the movie.
I recommend this show very much.

I would write more but, after spending about four hours watching movies, & over four hours fixing, rewireing & installing an LED door sign that came back broken from the repair shop, I'm a bit tired.

TTFN, and don't step off the path.

Dr. S.

Movie Reviews of 2005 #17.5 - The Constant Gardener

Bad news guys, The Aristocrats has been pulled from the release for tomorrow. We don't know why, and we don't know when it will get put back on the list. But I will let you all know. As for the review I have of a movie that premiered Weds. night {the last showing had all of 4 people in the audience of one of our 2nd largest capacity screens}

Umm, yeah, The Constant Gardener, {cough}, yeah, Well-ll-ll

How about The constipated Gardener?
The only thing that is more boring & long-winded than this movie is its movie poster that consists of 87% text. The movie was plugged as one of the most anticipated films of the year. Maybe by those with insomnia or other sleep disorders. Action-suspense-thriller? NOT EVEN CLOSE! If you have seen any of the commercials or trailers, you have seen ALL OF THE ACTION, SUSPENSE, AND THRILLS in this shitbomb. Out of five of us, three fell asleep, two for more than 10min. multiple times. We all took multiple breaks to pee or grab a smoke, I myself pee'd 3 times, had 2 cigarettes, and refilled my 32 oz. soda twice. Referring to my original rating scale, it was that bad. Matter of fact it is so bad it does not deserve a spanking, and definitely not the oral-sex, because on its own, it blows !

And as for the R rating, they may have said the "f-word" several times. Other than that, this movie barely deserves PG. They only "sexy bits" were some pregnancy distorted nipples, in VERY soft focus, and an ass shot of her getting out of the shower. Hell, there were more male nipple shots in focus than anything. Makes me wonder if the MMPA has gone rainbow on us all.

One other thing is that this movie runs over two & a quarter hours. It could easily be recut to fit into a one hour timeslot on the WE network. Which there is money riding right now on when that will happen. I don't want to spoil it but, none of us guessed later than new years.

So enough of the rant. Here is the story line:

• Brit. diplomat plays in his garden in Kenya while his wife goes & "saves the world" from plague, aids, TB, and other nasty things
  
• Said wife is murdered & her friend is implicated while they are researching evil doings by the great drug industries of the world that experiment on unwilling people
• find out from the friends associate that the friend "doctor" is gay & would not have had an affair with the wife.
• diplomat gets pissed & takes on where the dead wife left off
• he gets chased {barely} and runs {as only a brit lamely can do}
• after finding what his wife was looking for as proof, the nauti drug company & government officials get slapped on the wrist & the diplomat gets executed.

In short form: couple moves to Kenya, she dies, a friend dies, blame it on evil corporations, mix in a SHIT-TONNE of footage of hopeless, homeless, & hungry women & kids here & there, the guys dies, his buddy exposes all of the bad guys in the government & "the system" Then Sally Struthers comes out wearing a g-string asking for money.

OK, I know the Sally Struthers thing was a bit too much.

They showed her doing a donkey show in Tijuana under the closing credits.

That's how bad this movie was.

Blessed Be. Dr. S

PS/disclaimer: The whole Struthers thing is false. The ASPCA & the Humane Society would have shut the filming down if that were to have happened to that poor donkey.....

The Birthplace of Punk might be closed

If you have not heard yet, the lease on CBGB's expired at midnight. This really disappoints me, and as well many, many music fans around the world. Click the subject line, to find out more. And click the banner to find out how to help save CBGB's.

Blessed Be & pass the earplugs!
Dr. S.

Kamikaze Fruits

If an onion cuts you,


Does it cry?

My New girlfriend likes it raw!

You gotta see her! Like she's this artist and stuff. She really brings home the bacon too.

Wow!

Click her name below to see :

Gabriela Rivera

;-)

Movie Reviews of 2005 #17 - The Brothers Grimm

I almost did not do a review of this movie because I know that no matter what I say for comments, there will be someone that is adamantly opposed.

For them, I say Tough Shit! If you feel that way then get off your fattened red ass & say something, get a blog & don't be a pussy about it & set it to 'no comments', with a screen name of "anono######", get some balls & make your voice heard! It might lead to other endeavors that will get you out doing things other than downloading porn in your mothers basement.

That said, I thought Grimm was a halfway decent flick. Within seconds you know it is a Terry Gilliam flick. Just in the look & feel of the images on screen, and the settings, sound, & everything, it could not be anyone else. And this continues throughout to the end of the movie.

This is a really, and I mean REALLY odd two hours packed & woven of every fairy tale you have ever head of, and probably many that have slipped the mind over the generations. We were wondering if people will play drinking games when the DVD comes out like "guess the tale" where the 1st one to guess makes someone else drink, if you are wrong, you have 2 drinks, if no one knows, that would be one of the team drinks.

As you might have guessed, or heard already, THIS IS NOT A MOVIE FOR CHILDREN! There are scenes in here that made us all wince. And if you like small animals & white fluffy kittens, you might want to consider going to Devils Rejects instead. Older teens may be able to handle things, but the young'ins will get very freaked out and you can kiss a quick bedtime goodbye for a long time.

There were quite a few things I liked about it, but almost as much that left me hanging. Overall the pace was semi-frantic, but there were times that I would have gone to go grab a smoke & a soda if I wasn't doing the QA on the dryrun, it bogged that bad. As much as there was really funny stuff, it was later countered by things that were either "WTF?" or "EEAWWWUH!". I think that is one of the odd charms of some of Gilliams movies {ie The Fisher King, Brazil, etc.}.

So, all in all, umm, {cough}, the best I can recommend is, if you go to see the Brothers Grimm, you will love it, or you will hate it, or you will just sit there in a catatonic state of wonderment.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Where were the large areolas last night?

I just got back from looking all around the northern skies for large areolas.

Several news shows, both national & local said if you went out north of town, past the bright lights & light pollution, you would see large flashing areolas. This is attributed to sun spots that occurred 2 days ago, and this morning there would be the biggest areola flashing seen in North America in years.

I didn't even see a wet tee-shirt, not even a half nipple, {with exception to Led, but that doesn't count, he was playing with icecubes}.

I was expecting to see all the different colors of areolas flashing red, pink, brown, fuchia, etc. and didn't see diddy. Actually I did see 'diddy' last night, he was still bitching about how pee was getting between him & his fans. If you ask me, he needs to get a sponsorship from Depends if that is the case.

Ohh, umm, I stand corrected. It was auroras that were going to flash.

That would have been nice to see too.

Never Mind . . .

Breasted Be:
Dr. Emily Litella

OK, HOW 2 LEAVE A COMMENT 101

I found out last night from my best friend that he could not leave a comment without creating a blogger account. I have heard this from others that wanted to comment, but could not.

WELL, WRITE THIS DOWN KIDS!

Since I started the bomb factory of idiotic repose & rambling, the comments have been set to *ANYONE* can comment. However there are times in life where people just forget how to read.

Case in point:
I am working a play that has a policy of no admission after the show starts @ 8pm.
however people will POUND on the door @ 8:35 & get pissed because they cannot get in.
Even though the art gallery has been closed for over 3 hours, {sign stating that}, and it is over 30min into the play. WITH A SIGN IN 96pt. TYPE SIZE STATING SUCH, RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE POUNDING ON THE FUCKING DOOR!

Anyway, back to the comments section. It gives you three {3} options to choose an identity when you goto submit:

• Login as a Blogger account, meaning if you use blogger, login & go
• Other, enter your name & maybe your web page {doesn't have to be yours}
• OR, anonymous, you may think I do not know who you are, but I have ways of finding out.

OHH, ALMOST FORGOT! Sorry I had to install *word verification* to get rid of the comment spamming I have been getting.

So, please comment good or bad on what is here. Just don't think about selling me stock options or breast augmentation. I will track & kill you off.

Happy note: full moon day yesterday & today, enjoy the outside.

Blessed Be,
Dr. Strangelove

Movie Reviews of 2005 #16 - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I went into work last night {8/19} wondering which of the three films we had received would be one that I get trained on how to "quality check" for dry-runs. It was a choice of Red Eye, Valiant, or 2 prints of 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin.

For those that do not know what a dry run is. What normally happens when a movie opens on a Friday, for instance, the theatre will get the print the previous day, {Thursday}, and do what is called a "build" of the movie. This consists of taking the four to eight reels of film out of the cans & splice them into one big ass reel with all of the trailers & things attached as well. While doing this the person building the print also attaches cue marks for the slides to turn off, the lights to dim, and them dim again when the feature starts. And then the reverse at the end of the show.

The dry run is when somebody has to fill out documentation of all the cues, trailers, splices, correct sound & visual format, time out all of the reels, and overall make sure that the presentation is ok for public viewing. So if something is bad with the print, it gets fixed, or will be fixed by the first show Friday morning. It may just be fixing a splice, or correcting a mechanical problem with things. Or having to overnight. {keep in mind if reel #5 in a 8 reel show is scratched, the order is made normally around 3-3:30 AM, delivered & put back into the show for an 11am showing - not easy!} So we get to see movies literally first run, & sometimes a whole day before it opens.

Anyway! As by the title of my post you probably figured out which show I got to see.

AND IT WAS A BLAST! When I 1st saw the teasers for 40 YOV I thought "this could be good, but given the crap that has been coming out of late, it has a 90% chance of severe suckassedness. BOY, was I pleasantly surprised!

It is a story of a 40 year-old stockroom clerk that gets busted by his friends, by telling a "nasti sex experience" story during a poker game when his turn came up. They discovered his deep dark secret . . . . That he is still a virgin.

From there the buddies try to get him laid. And a lot of best laid plans, went totally bad. This is where most of the humour comes from in the movie, but it isn't the Porkey's & American Pie kind of stuff. This is actually funny because it is funny on it's own.

Much of the laughs are from the fact that most everyone can associate with the awkwardness of 'the first time', and uncomfortable fear of things not going as planned. And with that we can sit watching & knowing how this guys feels in this situation.

I REALLY want to get into the details of the show, but I cannot do that without giving away many spoilers.

But I will say this. If you are a fan of the musical "Hair", you will definitely walk out of the theatre with a smile on your face.

Blessed Be,
Dr. S.

Work, love, ice, & beer. And an apology

Some of you know that I have been conscripted to working performances since the mid 70's. My latest venture is a fledgling group that is still in the first season, and it will take some time but, it actually may get out of the little nest in the attic of a barn. And may be able to live on its own.

That aside, we closed our show tonight & packed all of the props & crap that we had. Put most of the art pieces back in place. After stuffing 47 chairs back into storage, me pulling the cables for my lights & speakers, and what not, I got asked to go & "have a drink" across the street.

"WTF? You got some balls to ask me that right now" Was my 1st thought, then I came out out of my *show mode*, got my shit packed in the car, grabbed a smoke, considered going to my job on the other end of town and then said to myself .

What the Fuck. Time to play nice.

Even though I originally thought the script {Bevis voice: Sucked more than anything has ever sucked before}, and many people that I showed the original script to concurred.

However now the show is done & gone, I now can say this:

I knew something was there. Otherwise my ass would have been glowing hotter than the shuttle on re-entry from how fast I would have been running away from the project.

I must apologize to Terri & Duncan. I was playing devils advocate just to piss you off & push you and the minions that you had to deal with into getting the shit straight and spot on,

just to prove me wrong.

And It Worked.

Blessed Be ,
and don't crack your marble. ;-}>
Dr. S.

And goodnight to you too, Mr. Jennings

I meant to post this several days ago when I found out. But I have been having several problems with my laptop, internet, and several other things.

Peter Jennings did a hell of a lot more than just sit behind a desk reading off of a sheet of paper or teleprompter.
. He died this past weekend from lung cancer.

He started the first news "base" in the middle east. And later on still was on the frontline of anything major going on around the world. And I know that there are many, many things that if I knew, would amaze everyone. And blow my space on blogger out of the water.

In my life, have met Tom Brokaw, Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, Bill Paley, and so many people from the media due to the political "hell raising" my father used to, {and still does, but less conspicuous}, raise. But when I met Peter Jennings, I can not understand how ANYONE would be able to not feel like they are talking to someone that is a trusted friend, & be comfy with, in an interview.

From this I am trying {SERIOUSLY}, to cut down & hopefully quit smoking.

Blessed Be all, J.B.

"Every time you masturbate....God kills a kitten."

WOW! These guys , umm. . . Wait:

.They ARE from Cali.
..They are both priests.
...special order Krispy Kreme's from Washington
....Obviously do not like pussies,
......but love socks on their hands,
.......and enjoy video'ing puppets & dwarves {sorry "little people"}


BUT DO NOT THINK ABOUT TOUCHING YOUR 'PRIVATE PLACE' or god will smite you down & have a pack of cutting hares nibble @ your naughti bits.

<{-CLICK BELOW-}>
Wired News: XXXchurch Wants No More XXX

I don't know. It seems to these morons that, it is ok to kill small housepets, make fun of those that are not of normal stature, it is fine to show a sock puppet taking a load. "lets call him bunkey!".

But do not ever touch yourself "down there" not even when you go to make #1. AND NEVER TOUCH DOWN THERE WHEN DOING #2!!

For that is just heathen like & will not be toilet-rated.

Blessed Be all. I now have to go renounce my ordination;
Dr. Strangelove

P.S. I just hope that "Rick" at Krispy Kreme is not in charge of the pastry filling machine.

Rigging, and how to not strap yourself down

OK. I will admit I have been a total asshole to everyone around me for the last five or six days.

I have had a buttload of things come down on me in a very short period of time.

I do not know where to begin. But I will try.

Today is the deadline for applications for getting certified in rigging. Not the kind of bullshit "I took a seminar & got a piece of paper saying I know what I am doing".
THIS IS ACTUAL CERTIFICATION RECOGNIZED BY EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!

For those that do not know what I speak of. . . If you go to a concert, major art event, or anything involving 12 ton to 12 oz. Hanging above, it needs to be hung by someone that knows what the hell needs to be done in order to not cause harm to either staff or audience.

I took training from one of the top of the field, Bill Sapsis, 2 years ago. I have studied rigging, I have done rigging, I have corrected people on how they have rigged things. I admit, I am a pain in the ass about the safety of some of the things that I see. The people in Cali. thought I was joking about needing fall arrest safety harnesses, and a spotter on the ground, when they said I had to "dust the ceiling above the snack bar".

NOTE: In order to do this, I had to be 25+ feet in the air, and between 15' & 36' off center from the lift base and be able to drive the thing without seeing what I might run into. Yeah, I didn't need a spotter!

Anyway, last Thursday I found out that I might not qualify for even being considered for taking the tests to get certified as a rigger.


That pissed me off.

Then I get a royal ass chewing from:

• Not One
• Not Two
• Not even in the single digits

All weekend long about one thing or another.

I am a heartless cad. Uncaring S.O.B. No direction in my life. Bunny Killer.

Well, as of yesterday, {Mon. 8/1/05}, it is official that I am not even close to getting even NEAR to any of the rigging cert. tests.

It is amazing that I can lose one of my best friends, possibly lose my job, might lose my home, my hair, & my mother, {reverse that order please}.

And I get pissy with everyone in my life,

because of a fucking test.

If I have not done so already, I sincerely apologize to all.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

ten reasons why I stopped dating

1. Ten years ago the woman I had been living with left me for "Minn. highschool all star" football player. Then weeks later broke into my apartment with her sister to "get her things". They trashed the place, grabbed all of the table lights {read no light in the living room or hallway}, misc. other things. BUT LEFT THREE BOXES OF CLOTHING AND HER MICROWAVE!
2. I was followed home one night & got asked to breakfast. After that we went back to my place & I found out she was not an ex girlfriend of a local biker gang {i use that term loosely}, she was a former "possession"
3. During high school & into college I was dumped 18 times in a row with the exact same word for word phrase. {I will not publish this here as to not give some evil female any ammo}.
4. I got hit on at the bar by some drunk ex heroin addict/lot lizard, wanting to "shoot some pool". After several 'friends' took up a collection for me to pay for pool. She ditched me when we actually went to shoot pool @ the pocket.
5. What happened to me 12/23/03
6. Meeting a woman that seemed really cool, easy to talk to, mutual interests, & damn fine looking. She broke it off because she worked with my mom & was 3 months older than my mom. {It was a fun time though, and if my mom ever found out, she would probably have a heart attack, and this person would have been fired & brought up on charges}
7. Working with a woman that was quite a flirt & following on to "other things". Only to find out that she is married to a guy that I know & work with at my other job.
8. Fear. Pure absolute, bone wretching, disease laden fear. That & shotgun toting pissed off husbands, boyfriends or lesbians.
   
9. I got hit on at an advanced training class & asked out for coffee. I said I do not drink coffee, and said person tracked down where my other job was & showed up. I thought I was being stalked, then later I didn't. Now I think I was getting setup from the beginning.
10. What happened this past weekend.

Blessed Be All. Keep your fluids pure, and avoid any & all dubious women.

They will do nothing more than ruin your life & your health

Dr. S.

Great Balls o' Fire (aka The Great Pumpkin)

I was in a conversation tonight with the great & all powerfull LED about mom's when I brought up this site I thought I had posted about a while back. He asked about why he did not see it.
& I guess between having to deal with being very ill, really strange shit @ work, a severely screwed up friend, & making plans on how to take care of a family member after major surgery, without losing my mind, or my home. . . .

I spaced it off. So here it is.

Great Balls o' Glowing Implants 4 You

Remember this the next time you go clubbing.

Don't forget your Maglite


Blessed Be,
Dr. Strangelight, errr Strangelove

Do you have what it takes to be a "ROCK STAR"?

If so, take the test. I did & I fit the bill of rock royalty with how I scored. It's fun, it's entertaining, & it's about 12 minutes of life unrecoverable.

I WANT THIS AS A POSTER!

I found this while looking for "pin-up girl" style artwork. I think it pretty much sums up how I & 99.9999999% of the people in amerika feel about 'dubya.

There is no freedom in having to wake up @ 3:47 in the morning hearing a swat team scream "get the fuck on the floor now you son of a bitch!", only to realize that the people next door were mistaken for terroristic drug running crack heads by one of my other, {better than the CIA on knowing what you do daily, so she thought}, neighbors.

So right now, with the extension of the {non}patriot act, the {vice grips on genitalia} attempt by bush to swing the congress to approving someone onto the supreme court with a track record only exceeded by Dr. Mengela for stupid attitudes towards humanity.

And my generally fowl mood as of late.

I present to the world this wonderful piece of art that I know represents the thoughts of all that stand true and have fought for what America is supposed to be: WE ARE HEAR & WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

And it also tells the little dipshits that try to scare us by intimidation, and grind us into submission by threat & "possible acts of . . . "

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

You screwed up pissants may not die today, maybe not in the next week, but unless that weapon has unlimited power and you somehow have figured out how to become invincible.

you
will
die!

And it only will be hastened more by your fucking with the USA.

Thus end the rant.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Sorry "rant on" again

P.S. I hope that we can get our children, siblings, wives, & fathers back home where they belong as soon as possible. It is tremendously silly to have so many die & get injured for such a stupid reason that amounts to nothing more than oil.

P.P.S. I think Osama Bin Laden has migrated to the southwest corner of North Dakota. So all of you "security experts" should quickly form a task team to decide on who should lead a forum to pick members of an inquiry, to create a feasibility study on the environmental impact of investigating the viability of "going outside the box" based on the military study of what shall soon be made known at a debriefing of the second set {or mind-pod as you will}, that is several months old & thus extremely pre-dating any & all information that you will read & hear in the next few days. In other words:

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO FIND A SIX FOOT PLUS ARAB THAT NEEDS KIDNEY DIALYSIS ON A DAILY BASIS?

DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND STOP PLAYING MUMBLY-PEG WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!

{rant off} You really have to admit though, The gal in the drawing has nice legs.

Just when you thought Iowa was a fun place

I found this on another Blog site & just had to share it with others. I think it might explain why so many Iowa-ians drive like they are blinded from glaucoma.
<{Click Below}>
Highest and Lowest Rates of Marijuana Use

Him Name is Hopkin Green Frog- Part II.2

This is odd & funny.
Click the image below & then just keep clicking.
I'll update the image from time to time if you are too lazy.

Blessed Be, Dr. S

Carol King, damn fine I mean DAMN FINE!

I just got done watching CBS Sunday Morning, which for some reason I auto-wake even though I try to tape it.

They just had a spot on Carol King. For being 63 years young. And since she has been writing MAJOR HIT SONGS since she was 19. And now going back out on the road to tour her new show "The Living Room Tour", with a butt load of energy.

I WANNA PARTY WITH THAT GAL!

So what if she is 22 years older than me. I just want to be able to meet someone that I grew up listening to that is still alive & coherent to talk to about the stuff that has happened in life. And what keeps her going.

Do the loco-motion & feel the earth move under your feet,

Dr. S

Peter Sellers, respect 25 years later

OK. I know that some of my postings have been not so good. Some of them downright suck ass. But I have to do this.

Today marks the 25th anniversary of Peter Sellers death of a heart attack. And I lost the bet to a friend of mine between which was his last movie.

I still think, just out of respect, that " Being There" should be listed. It was very classy, made a point in a simple way, just plain fantastic photography, and is one of my top favorite films of all time.

But as it is. The POS movie " The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu", actually was his last film, which looked like a growing boil on a syphilitic groin.

So, as payment of the bet. I have to track down Goo, & pay off a case of . . . .

Think about it . . .


No, not that! You sicko's!




In the respect of the true Doctor Strangelove, and the others in the movie.


The payoff is a case of purified water. {It used to be $50 & a case of Heineken}


Buh, Bye, Keep your fluids pure, and your feet & hands inside the vehicle at all times during the ride.

Dr. Strangelove {wanna be}

Movie Reviews of 2005 #15 - The Devil's Rejects

WELL . . .

PREFACE: Shot very true to the "70's" film style down to the cheap whip-pans, & bad wipe transitions. And the film stock/processing visually, it looked like something shot mid to late 70's. Unfortunately the stylization carried over to the writing of a seventh grade football player struggling for a grade in English lit. class.

AND ON THAT NOTE . . .

I have to start this off by saying that I have not seen House of 1000 Corpses. And after seeing this movie, I might consider doing so. But if it was as poorly writen & directed as Devil's Rejects, I will wait until I find some copy of it lying in the street next to a dumpster & have someone else waste the time & power to play it on the TV.

YES, it is gory
YES, it is creepy
YES, you will see more titties, {and bush, not george}, in this movie than you have seen in the last year & a half on the 'big screen'
YES, if you are a fan of the "f-word", you will lose count almost immediately once the dialog starts.

NO, it is not a scary movie
NO, anyone under 27 should not be allowed - {seriously this should have been NC-17}
NO, this is not a date movie
NO, {voice of Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy}:
.
.
"Nope, Don't like it, Don't like it at all"
However I did actually like parts of it. There were a few scenes that were memorable, {at least for an hour after the movie}. And a ton of unexpected gore, blood, & new / improved ways of killing people.

But the only thing that sticks in my head is the opening scene in the woods. In order to not spoil it for those who get free passes. {trust me, wait until pay per view, & have someone else order it}, All I can say is:

I hope that they cleared that whole area of branches, sticks, & small twigs.

Blessed Be,
The Reverend Dr. S.

Headlines from the world

And they say that the printed press is boring:

Jokebook:Real life humour:Newspapers - Wikibooks

Mobile home madness: Prices top $1 million

I can't believe this. But then again, it is California.


Mobile home madness: Prices top $1 million

Happy Birthday Grandma!

I just wanted to wish my grandma Eileen Barnes a happy birthday. I found this photo that I took of her about {hrumphh ehh} years ago & thought I would tag it onto the blog.

For years she attempted to find a way of sending me chocolate chip cookies so that they would not get damaged in shipping. It didn't matter to me that much. The crumbs made for excellent ice cream topping. To this day I think she still carries an extra pack of Dentyne in her purse.

She is a women of unknown strength & knowledge. How she could manage to put up with our whole extended family through out the years, and still keep her head up is beyond me.

Once again:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA !

Love,
Jon

Hello Again everyone!! Good bye my favorite dog.

I just want to start off:

I FU<{ING HATE QWEST & AT&T !

That said . . .
I have not been able to update the site since I have not had a landline for the last 2.5-3 weeks. It started from my not wanting to pay the bill, I got it disconnected thinking I would be able to access the 'net from other places by leaching off a Wi-Fi restaurant while I went to & from work.
WELL all good intentions were shot down by my laptop battery going totally flatline, so I could not access from my car. The few times I have been able to pull a line anywhere I had other more pressing matters to deal with such as clearing out the over two-hundred emails in my several inboxes & trying to reply to the less than 15 messages that actually were legit.
So right now I am dealing with finding out my favorite "pet nephew" might be getting put to sleep tomorrow {Friday}. He is a big old Chocolate Lab named Bear.
When I first met him I was told that he would attack me if he saw me wearing a hat. Some of you know me & know that is a rare occasion to see from me. When I walked into the house the dog came after me & I just got on the floor & let him sniff me. His 2 then guardians about fainted when they saw the dog & I getting along so well & so fast. Supposedly he was mistreated &amp;amp;amp; all that, & did not like men at all. I proved that wrong. And have been one of very few people that were able to dog play & dog sit without him raising hell & being an absolute shit to.
I am trying to find a way to tell my good friend Steve the news. He also spent a lot of time with Bear as his caretaker, and more, and he should know what is happening.

So a note for any of you in "the willys group", I just ask:

PLEASE, LET ME BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM !!! Don't spill the beans by offering condolences, or anything unless he or I bring it up in conversation @ the bar. I know he had a strong tie to Bear, and stronger with Bear's current owner. Some of you know the story and understand what I am getting at so I would deeply appreciate cooperation on this.

On a lighter note. This sort of relates to my last post. I think I found Hopkin Green Frog. He has been kidnapped by scientists & turned into a robot.

<{ CLINK HERE }> Warning. This is REALLY odd

Blessed Be.
Dr. Strangelove

Reading in Fun-Demental, well 90% mental

The Gauntlet had been thrown to the dusty ground less than an hour ago. And I will take up the challenge.

Led has put out a quest of curiosity & such to the fact of since we are all computer geeks.

What the hell do we read of substance?

I will start digging & counting to answer the following questions:

1. Total number of books I own:
2. The last book I bought:
   
3. The last book I read:
4. Five books that mean a lot to me (in no particular order):

As long as crates can be concidered "cellular bookshelves", I should be ok.
Sidero, Jet Jr, Edgar and ds Have also been challenged. So this could be fun! Maybe ?

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

BUSH = WHY THE USA IS LAUGHED AT BY THE WORLD

I'm watching the press conference this morning with the {pseudo}leader of our nation.

With a leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world:

• You would expect less than 10-43 "ahh, umm, err, a-a-a," and various other pauses & stutters, per minute, indicating that he does not have a clue of what the hell he going to say next.
• You would expect this person to not contradict themselves not once, twice, but three times in answering just one question
• While reading names of the reporters off of an index card, be able to not fluff {mispronounce} three name in a row.
• He would realize that Iran is not North Korea, and the two countries are not interchangeable
• North Korea is not a person. {he referred to the whole country as 'him'}
• Does not understand the difference of disposal & experimentation of stem-cells. Thinking it is more ethical to throw them away than to utilize them for research of curing fatal diseases.
• Does not giggle to himself during the press conference after making a statement that obviously only he got the joke. {possibly too many mimosa's at breakfast?}
  
• The Dali Llama, Catholic Church, & the evangelical in China DOES NOT equate to religious freedom, thus begetting social freedom, then peace. Introducing three religious factions into a country that has a religious base that is more than DOUBLE of all three combined is just asking for bloodshed.
• Said leader should not "hop real soon" when closing moments arrive in the press conference.
• After stating that "both parties should work together", he should not state "I BELONG TO THE PARTY THAT IS LEADING . . .".
  
• He really should not be allowed to speak without a prompter, handler, or in ear monitor to feed him what he needs to say.

I honestly cannot believe this is who was selected to lead our country. {I voted for anyone but him}. This press conference was more than just embarrassing to me. This is what everyone else in the world will see on the local news & they are going to go.

"What a schmuck!"

Blessed Be, And I'll watchout for the white vans with lots of antennae
Dr. Strangelove

The Movie was good, The People however..........

I know this will get back to the powers that be but.....

When people choose to:

Dress an eight year old girl, as a pregnant character of said movie, for a showing that is late enough that when the time the family unit {lack of better terms}, gets home is usually her wake-up call for breakfast & school.

HERE IS YOUR SIGN!

Go & see every available performance of said movie since the "midnight showing" last week, yet still want to talk his buddies to roll through the remaining three showings last night,

"just to see if we missed anything ...." {ED. NOTE this actually happened last night, & the guy was a [geek x10] last wednesday night, given the exponential expansion of six days, carry the two, & drop the factoring of reality. He might be more powerful than all of the jedi}. Yeah right.
Then again, he came close to getting a SEVERE BITCH SLAPPING last night.

He & his fellow jedi felt the power of the force when they tried to sneak into a different showing.

Mind you, if you decide to 'sneak into' a theatre, don't do it when it is sold out & try to grab someone else's seat two hours into the show.
The irony of it was that the showing they tried to crash, was at the point of rolling credits. And the seats belonged to to some guys that looked like humanoid shaved wookies that had to pee together. {don't ask, don't tell}.

And YET Again . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .

HERE IS YOUR SIGN!

At that point, you are dum. mor tan dum. coil into petal position as phast ewe kan & neigh for cod.

Breasted Brie, Dr. S.

P.S. The little {and big} freaks have decided to tear the new carpet in the theatres up. If any of you see this happening tell the staff. Or call me & I will get medieval on the jedi force.
I just spent over nine hours repairing the damage from these delusional "FANS". And I thought they would be {yeh right G}, a less destructive, I guess I was wrong. However, if you hear about plans to trash, it will pay out one drink/person @ willys. If you hear of someone trying to record one of the showings. I'll split the reward 60/40 with you. {good setup for a 'friend' you do not like}.

Those of you who know have an advantage, those of you who don't. . . . Buy an Illuminati a beer once and a while.

Blessed Be, Dr. S

Movie Reviews of 2005 #14 - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Guess what I was doing this morning at 12:30. Give up?


We all got a bit of a surprise when we got to work yesterday, we had five prints {x7 equals 35 reels to assemble}, delivered to the theatre. So we had five separate theatres running dry runs this morning.

ANYWAY... Another WOW! movie. I would like to say it was better than the last one, but that like comparing Sith to an "Earnest goes to..." movie, yaknowwhatimean?

Visually stunning, awesome sound track & effects, and Yoda kicks massive ass. This is the best of the whole Star Wars movie saga. Everything makes sense now the story has come full circle.

I can't describe how good this movie is, and I absolutely do not want to soil your expectations by talking about the story. GO SEE THIS MOVIE, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

As for the theatre tonight, we have five showings:
12:01 - SOLD OUT
12:10 - SOLD OUT
12:20 - ALMOST S.O.
12:30
12:40
The 1st 2 showings are in our 2 largest theatres {#6 & #7 ~ 299 seats a piece}. The remaining 3 screenings are in #8 ~251 seats, #5 ~ 249 seats, and #4 ~ 194 seats. This totals to 1292 seats which is more than half of the whole complex of over 2400 seats, just for one film!

If you are going tonight, I'll be there @ 9pm to help with the crowds. Stop & say HI!. And if you see Jason, my boss wish him a happy birthday, {you can't miss him, he looks like a NFL linebacker}.

Blessed Be, & may the force be with you
Dr. Strangelove

"Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't!"

Just try to win this game. Play it, & just try. I dare you. What are you? chicken?

Just like life, you will not win, you will not pass go & collect $200, and you will die.

So just play the damn game. OK?

Game Show: "Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't!"

I Have Lard In My Anus

In case you ever travel overseas, you might want to know this . . .
I Have Lard In My Anus

Movie Reviews of 2005 #13 - Unleashed

If you are expecting an action packed kung-fu movie with no substance. This movie is not for you.

But Friday the 13th is a lucky day for people who want to see a great film. And as it is my 13th review, I'm going "Whoooooahh!"

Yes, in the first few minutes there is a fight scene that made all of us cringe. And not just from the visual action, but the sounds of pain were true enough to make my friends & I wince just from hearing the SFX. {sidebar, I think this is the best tracked movie in a long time for ADR & Foley effects for the realism alone}.

But Unleashed is an actual movie, complete with plot, characters you care about, characters you hate, and, yes, some bone breaking violence. BUT . . . It actually is a legit movie that blends everything together & carries you on through this guys life changes from "violent dog" to a "real semi-normal" person. And the sneaky thingthat they did. Those bastards actually make you realize the subplot that ran throughout the whole movie, was actually the primary storyline. And it makes sense. And it make the audience members feel good about what they have seen in the last 103 minutes.

And the end of the final fight scene is worth sitting through the movie just for.

Go see this movie. If you don't like it. . . You have problems, & need to go back on your meds.

Blessed Be, Dr. S.

Why I like FOX TV

As many of you know I follow the series 24 on Fox, and have done since it came on the air 4 years ago. I try to tape it every Monday @ 8 p.m. so that I can watch it when I get home from work the next morning, or be able to watch it again to pick up what I had missed when I watch it live.

WELL... Because my work schedule was funky & various other reasons I thought last night {Tuesday}, was Monday & set my VTR to roll & record the show. I got home this morning all set to find out what Jack & all those FBI & CTU people are doing to prevent terrorists from blowing up a nuclear warhead, thus making parts of our nation wasteland.

I popped the tape in, cued it up & saw the tail of American Idol. I HATE THAT SHOW! It has no talent in the way they showcase these people wanting to be famous. And the network doesn't' have to pay the poor schmucks that thought they have talent when they should not even be allowed to LOOK at a microphone. Again, thus making parts of our nation a wasteland of karioki.

OK, back on track . . . After ffw'ing past the smarm show I found House. Led told me about this show & how much he loved it, so I thought I would give it a try.

HOUSE RULES!!! Not that I doubted Led, far from that. But I laughed my ass off & had to spend an extensive amount of time finding it afterwards. {it fell between the bed & the wall & rolled under the headboard, and refused to be reattached, it fought hard to pull out from under there, but I finally grabbed my ass & put it in its place}.

All in all, the show is hilarious. I recommend watching it.

House's take on an upcoming date:
"Hey, way ahead of you. I got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gunna get all the way down. . . "

Blessed Be, & don't forget that Sexual Feelin'

Dr. Strangelove
P.S. Does anyone have a copy of 24 from Monday, {5/9}, I would really like to see it. Email me or drop it @ the bar.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR MR. FLOATIE!

I guess the people up north in Victoria B.C. have so to speak. . . taken enough shit. And some are fighting back!



=-> Click Here <-= to find out the story of what the People Opposed to Outfall Pollution {POOP} have to say about how raw sewage is being dumped into the ocean.

And here is the group's website:
=->ClickHere<-=

Hi-Dee-Hoh!


Blessed Be,
Dr. Strangelove


Movie Reviews of 2005 #12 - Kingdom of Heaven

When I first heard that we would be watching Kingdom of Heaven, I thought "what the F#$%?, another 2.5 hours of boring period crap set in the middle ages. Don't they know this shit has been done MANY SUCK-ASSED TIMES in just the last year?".

Boy, were we suprised. . .

The movie starts with several expositional scenes repleate with subtitles of time & location. So this got us up to speed of the where & when. We then find out the village blacksmith is actually the son of a VERY cool bishop on his way to the crusades to defend what is being slowly corroded by the religious zealots, and later carries on his fathers ways for peace.

Then the blood flows, gushes, spurts, & sprays in the first battle. This gave us all a good sign of what was to come. While takeing a break before the run there was a subcatagory of this movie needed to have at least three good fight/war scenes, and this is one of them. There were many to follow in the next 2 hours.

To go on more would ruin the story of good -vs- evil. But I will say the evil you see in the begining is not the true evil of this story.

In short: pee before the show starts, you will get lulled into thinking nothing will happen & you can sneak away. But you will miss something. And the eight reels that comprise this 145 min. film, (not inc. 15 min of trailers), will seem to go rather quickly, so cross your legs & don't think of waterfalls or dripping faucets.

1/2 soda, 1 smoke break {hence the warning about missing key points}

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove

A new world. A better world than has ever been seen. There you are not what you are born but what you have it in yourself to be. A kingdom of concious, peace instead of war, love instead of hate. That is what lies at the end of Crusade.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

I was painting a wall @ work at the:

5th second of the
5th minute of the
5th hour on the
5th day of the
5th month, of the
5th year of the century.

What were you doing? Yeah I know, "I was in bed. . .", but that still doesn't answer the question now does it?

Leave a comment:

Blessed Be, & drink safely
Dr. Strangelove

Anyone know where can I get my hands on a fifth of miracle whip?

Movie Reviews of 2005 #11 - The hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

DON'T PANIC!

JUST HAVE FUN! Which is something this film is. It is a movie that has been talked about for over 15 years, and finally got to go ahead to produce, & be released.

Just go & see

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

You will be entertained.

Just don't forget your towel.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

The dolphins

Movie Reviews of 2005 #10 - Kung Fu Hustle {aka Gong fu}

If you like the American action films that have come out recently. - You may be disappointed
If you have never seen a foreign film with subtitles. - You will be lost.
If you take life too seriously to enjoy a film for what it is worth. - Your fu[{ed in the head!

BUT: If you want to see an action packed, fun as hell movie with a buttload of cool gags & CGI EFX.

This is a movie you have GOT to see!

Many people on IMDB have commented on Gong Fu already, and it is one of few movies that have produced a large love/hate series of threads in the comments section. I however think this is the best action movie I have seen in over a year.

It took me a while to get used to the subtitles, but not long. If you are walking into the show without knowing that this is not an "American/Hollywood" produced movie, or that it has been out overseas for almost six months. {it surpassed Shaolin Soccer in Feb. to become the highest-grossing Hong Kong-made movie in Hong Kong}, or if you just plain walked into the wrong theatre, it will not take long for you to get into the movie & start enjoying what is going on in front of you.

The Plot:

Some have said there is no plot. I say BULLSHIT!
It is a simple line of a screwup of a kid is taught to defend the good of things, but ends up disappointed by his teachings supposedly failing him.
He grows up to be a punk & more of a screwup & wants to join the "Axe Gang" who are the worst of the worst, {read good going to "the dark side"}.
This goofball & his buddy go into an area that the gangs do not mess with because there is nothing to steal, so why bother. The only problem is they were posing as upper ranks of the Axe Gang, and got the snot kicked out of them, The Axe found out & showed up & kicked the bejesus out of tweedledee & tweedledum again. They then as a group of 50+ of the toughest people in the province, collectively get their asses handed to them by the "harmless" villagers.

And that is just the 1st act! I will not go on to spoil the rest of the movie for you.

Another thing I loved about this movie was that is was violent, but it was "clean violence". There is very little explosions of blood & unneeded gore. A lot of people die, and many people are seriously injured, yes. But very little is shown of the actual act of death or injury, leaving the viewers to create the images themselves. And sometimes that can be a helva lot worse than anything they could have done onscreen.

As for CGI. . . Imagine the people that did Matrix, Harry Potter, & Star Wars getting together at a kegger one night and someone said, "hey lets grab our laptops, have a LAN party, & see what kind of silliness we can throw together before the 2nd keg runs out! The CGI in this movie is FUN! Some think it was overdone & looks cheap. But if you are watching the movie to critique the FX you miss the whole point of the movie to begin with. My take is that the FX fit with the movie & if you are watching the movie & not its bits & pieces, you will not notice it unless it is meant to be noticed.

RATING: WOW! x3, 1/4 soda drank, & didn't even feel like taossing a wiz. {get it, taoss and not toss}

Blessed Be all, Dr. Strangelove

On a lighter note...

I was cruising around & found Jennicartoon.com. She used to work over @ JoeCartoon & now has her own site.

I think we need this on the jukebox @ Willys

Oh Pretty Beer

Then again . . . Maybe not.

Blessed Be, & remember to pee.

By the power of Greyskull, or ConEd

I saw this & went whoa!!!

ELECTRICAL MISADVENTURE

hopefully {yeah right}, the dumbass is OK.

Blessed Be, & leave the electrical shit to those of us that get paid to be stupid.

Dr. Strangelove

I like how these guys think with magnets. UPDATED!

I caught this thread from one of the newsgroups I follow about tech theatre, & the latest responses are pretty good thinking.

It all started with this question:

Hi all,
I'm going to be starting work on a community theater musical production in a couple months. One of the things the director has been asking for is a set of stairs in which each individual step lights up as an actor walks up & down. I could easily handle wiring in some lights under plexiglass steps and doing a regular chase. How would you suggest designing steps that will light as they're stepped on instead of a regular chase? Having push-buttons that the plexiglass steps rest on is my first thought but I wonder just how safe/reliable such a system wouldbe...

After many serious responses, it finally went downhill to this:

=You might be able to use a proximity sensor of some sort...
=Shoot a burglar beam across the stair just above each tread...
=Cue the lights with the director and choroegrapher and make the dancers hit their marks on time.

By putting large electro magnets in the steps and huge neodymium magnets in the actors shoes, you could make them walk up the steps automatically on cue. By pulsing the magnets you could also make them tap dance in a forceful and exaggerated manner at speeds approaching 60Hz.

== 2 of 5 ==
= huge neodymium magnets
Overkill, surely. Ferrite clogs ought to be ok. :)

== 3 of 5 ==
Hey, great! I'll mention this to the director so that he knows he doesn't have to hire actors who actually know how to dance! ;-)

== 4 of 5 ==
Bear in mind that actors fitted with magnetic boots aren't just limited to stair dancing. With coils laid into the stage you can create high speed linear motion thespians. We can slide an actor from one side of a 50' stage to the other in about half a second.

For audience interaction you can also levitate the actors by passing highly bodacious currents through the existing deaf loop system. It's best to remove all the old ladies hearing aids first though, since they tend to make loud parping noises and fly out their ears with a pop when you energise the loop.

== 5 of 5 ==
I just like to play safe. I've also found that ferrite clogs don't quite have the same crisp response at the higher frequencies that neodymium winkle pickers offer.

4/20/05 - - AND AN UPDATE:
I REALY liked this one:

Not to mention, you can pull the actor to his/her mark and keep them there when speaking. This would be very useful for the actors I know who manage to stand half in and half out of their specials when delivering the most important speech in the play. For the actors who still insist on being in the dark by leaning out of their light even though their feet are properly fixed in place, they could be levitated to grid height, inverted by switching the field to the grid, and then dropped on their head by turning the field off. Could Davie come and do the install for us? Our insurance would probably cover any unanticipated sequelae (explosions, fires, toxic fume emissions, thermonuclear incidents etc.) of his work :-)

WHAT THE F^[{?

I, as well as others know what the translation of the subject line actually means. Or what I was ment to be saying. If you as a reader do not, you are probably one of the 35% that come here that are still using IE as a browser. Out numbered by those 63% using MOZILLA & Netscape offshoots.

Opera & Safari make up the remaining 2%, thus an interesting worldwide group that have realized freedom, and have bursted from the 'gates' of browser hell.

ANYWAY. . . .

I came across a neat little definition of the history of the word F^{K at one of my fav. sites of silly reference, The Straight Dope. This is a offshoot of the column that runs in the Chicago Reader, and a great place to find an answer to some of the questions of life that have been bugging you. And if need be, you can send a question to uncle Cecil yourself.

BUTTFOR {go ahead ask me what is a buttfor, I dare you},

Click HERE:What's the origin of the "F" word?to find out the meaning, or something like the meaning.

And no, it has nothing to do with Monty Python.

Blessed Be, Dr. Stretchglove

Some things to think about in Our Global Village

I found this blog-post & wanted to link to it to help spread its words around.

Read it & think about what you could have done, and what you actually did, in many situations to help your fellow people around you. Both locally, and globally.

Click here to read: Join the Party

If you can't leave a comment there, leave it here & I will get it forwarded to the author. I know she will enjoy hearing feedback & comments.

Blessed Be all,
Dr. Strangelove

Peas, & just us, part deux

I am finally able to post again here after what had happened.

If it happens again . . . . . . . To quote the Cartright Bros.,

HELL NO, I AIN'T EATIN' NO PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Good cause + Bad email + documents {I have waited for over 7 months to get} that will take me ANOTHER FUCKING SEVEN FUCKING MONTHS TO REORDER AT MINIMUM!, lockups that I lost count @ 16 on two totally separate systems. = One pissed off dude

Just because pigs stink, & the pay is bad on the Res.

DUH!

Me & Mama Cass are going to hit every deli from here to the east coast. {sidebar: the best ham in the Chicago area comes from here in SFSD.}, and she will show the tastiness of SD pork, shortly followed by my 'performance du-heimlich'

People
Eat
Tastie
Animals

Basted Be, with a spicy glaze, Dr. S

Peas, & just us, IT'S STILL SPAM!

OK, most people that read my rants & raves are not web-"virgins"

I know this because 68% of the visits to this site use either Mozilla or Firefox.

So . . . . WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT SENDING A FUCKING 3.1 MEG PHOTO ATTACHED TO A FUCKING EMAIL, GOING TO A MOTHERFUCKING WEB-BASED EMAIL ACCOUNT HELD BY SOMEONE THAT IS ON A DIALUP SERVICE?????????

JUST FUCKING TELL ME, OK?

I REALLY WANNA KNOW . . . .

SAID EMAIL/ATTACHMENT {sorry done screaming for now}, came from a grassroots org. that of the few people that have email, 90% are on dialup in rural areas. And the sender is not a dummy, {or so I thought}, about simple, basic netiquette.

This would not be so bad if it was not for the fact, THE FUCKING THING WAS A DOWNLOAD OF AN EXSISTING PHOTO FROM A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NEWS SERVICE SO YOU KNOW THE BIG TURD AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE, WHY NOT SEND THE TINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT 26 CHARACTER LONG FUCKING "CLICK HERE" SHIT-ASSED LINK????? hUh?????

OK, I am fine now. I'm just under a ton of stress from mounting a theatrical showcase of new artists @ a place that formerly had horses. No space, no power, as of last night reeked of burning cars, {had one blow up across the street before yesterdays rehersal with 20-30mph winds blowing smoke straight at us}.

I forwarded the bloated piece of "email-plasm" to my ISP acct. shortly before my post. So I could clearout & be able to use my Netzero acct. again.
I started @ 8:57.

It is now 9:32 and it is still not done.

Peace & Justice my ass!

Blessed Be, Dr. Strangelove

Movie Reviews of 2005 #09 - Sin City

WOW!



I was extremely surprised by this one.
Because of the storyline I cannot get into the details of the movie, but what I can say . . . .

From the get go, the movie is visually stunning. Typical of Robert Rodriguez & some of his style mixed with the others participating in the directors seat, it gets you stuck to the seat {and later on in more ways than one}. Others have bitched about the effects & foley tracks being overpowering. My response is BULSHIT! The sound design & layering flows with what is on screen & does not detract from the overall show in any way. Those who disagree need to be reminded that this is a production based on what is in essence a comic book. EVERYTHING IS OVERPOWERING !

When you goto see Sin City, make sure to hit the rest room first, {it is over 2 hours long}, and do not plan to chat with others. Take heed of this since you will not want to miss anything, and neither will those sitting around you. Chatting people may end up like one of the bloody mutilated characters on the screen.

OHHH! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE GORE YET!

Yeah there is blood, and a ton of T & A {extremely NICE T & A too ;-}, and many, many, and even more scenes ranging from a simple gunshot injury to things I would not wish on my worst enemies. In short, if you are squeamish, cannot stand blood, {mostly not red, but blood all the same}, and take offence of the exposed flesh of 'women of the night'. Go see a fucking Disney movie because this show is not for you.

The rating scale: 1/2 soda, no smoke break, no pee break. And add on that all of us thought it was overall one of the best flicks we have seen in a LONG time. And when you have people who work @ a theatre & literally see every movie {whether we want to or not}.

That says a lot.

Blessed Be, and don't forget to reset your clocks this weekend.

Dr. Strangelove

What is wrong with this picture?





Fare thee well . . . - You will be missed Chalma!

I went to work early last night to get in a couple of hours fixing crap people have broken, get some sleep, and go work "The Full Monty" @ 8am this morning.

I came home & noticed a new message on my machine & almost did not play it.

I wished I hadn't, but now I'm glad I did.

I heard my dads voice & immediately I knew it had finally happened. My Grandpa had died around 11 pm last night after battling Alzheimers for a long period of time.

He was one of the people that worked on the projects that brought the first robotic assembly lines to life at Ford motors. He also was the 'guy down the street', that you asked first about what might be wrong with your car, household appliance, or damn near ANYTHING that needed fixing. If he did not know, he would find a way of figuring out how to fix it. Mind you this was before duct tape, hotmelt glue, & bailing wire became a popular staple of the handyman.

My Grandfather was a marvel at figuring out just how things work. And making them work better. He & my father are the ones that I blame for my intuition & curiosity of fixing things. As I was always cracking things open to see how they worked, then attempting to see if I could put it back together without getting into trouble for breaking it in the first place.

Case in point, This morning in the very short time I was at Century, I fixed a bunch of things with nothing more than 2 wrenches, a screw gun & four pieces of 1/8" thick wire. The reason I think I am able to do that is the common & analytical sense that I got from Grandpa as well as my dad, {who got it from my Grandpa as well, but refined it a bit}.



He went peacefully.


My Grandpa, Chalma Barnes




Grandpa & My Dad








I have always looked up to you, & always will...



Good Bye.




Ethics & Humanity 101

Welcome all to todays test:

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decision.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is chaos around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. This is a flood of major proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper caught in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is showing all its' destructive fury. You see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away with the water and debris. You move closer.

Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly, you know who it is... it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the most dramatic photos of your life. You can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

Now, here's the question (please give an honest answer).
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Would you select colour film, or rather go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

OK, I'll play nice with others.

I NEVER . . .

Several of my friends have done this, & I figured I should get it out of the way before someone else pesters me about it:

The bold ones are the ones I have never done.

I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I’ve Never Been To Japan
I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
I’ve Never Been In Love
I’ve Never Had Sex In a Public Place
I’ve Never Been Dumped
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Shoplifted
I’ve Never Been Fired - laid off, but not fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
I’ve Never Been Tied Up
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I’ve Never Been Arrested
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I’ve Never Been To Europe
I’ve Never Skipped School
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office
I’ve Never Been Married
I’ve Never Been Divorced
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I’ve Never Posed Nude
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I’ve Never Killed Anyone
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online

Movie Reviews of 2005 #08 - The Ring Two

Umm, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your son has been possessed by something that should have remained dead.

I'm really sorry we do not know how this happened. We will track down those responsible & flog them justly. We just are picking our brains & searching near & far to find out who would release unto the world a beast this bad.

On the bright side, it really is not as scary as some have described it. Matter of fact, it pales in comparison to what happened the last time I went to the dentist. But the release of something this tragically bad is justification of why we in South Dakota maintain the death penalty.

As I said, we should find & prosecute those that released . . . .






THE RING TWO...


Do I need to say more?

RATING: 1.5 sodas, 2 smokes{mind you in blizzard conditions}, but no bathroom break.